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kinkyfunindc 46/C
Washington, District of Columbia
We're still out of the country, but hope to have some fun when we come visit soon!
Introduction
****Please do not email us if you're "in town tonight" or some variation there of. We have very busy schedules (actually out of the country currently), plus we like to plan our events and invitees in advance.****
We're a fun and attractive couple - intelligent professionals, ridiculous extroverts, and hardcore brunch aficionados who spend most of our relationship in the National Capital Region. He is an alpha male entrepreneur with an excellent sense of humor and a taste for the finer things in life. She is an amazingly naughty little girl - who happens to be a submissive with a doctorate - who can make you laugh almost as much as she can make you cum. We are looking for adventurous and kink-friendly people to join us for new explorations. No vanilla here (not that there's anything wrong with that)!
You should contact us if you like any of the following:
-Rough Sex (from spanking to SSC NC scenes)
-Cum Play
-BDSM
-Forced Orgasm Play
-Toy Play (we have a ridiculous amount of toys!)
-Group Sex Scenes
-CBT
-Fisting
-New and kinky things we haven't thought of yet!
You should NOT BOTHER contacting us if any of the following apply:
-You want to do something tonight. Or tomorrow. AFF is fun, but we are plenty busy with real lives! We aren't waiting for anyone to message us for fun and won't drop our plans for a random fuck.
-You don't have a profile picture or any kind of description about yourself in your profile or message to us. Everyone we play with is screened carefully and thoroughly prior to the event - if you don't take the time to give us information, we aren't giving you the time it takes us to respond.
-You don't know what we want because you didn't read our profile. Although if that's a problem, you aren't reading this either. ;)
My Ideal Person Happy to make friends with anyone who is smart and courteous enough to genuinely interact and has a pic of themselves for their profile! We especially appreciate those that take the time for positive feedback, be it in comments or as a top fan. If you have negative comments, just move along and keep them to yourself. HornyWife should be fun - so let's make it that way!
Single females: we enjoy beautiful, smart, and sassy women who are looking to explore their wild side in a variety of different ways. You must be bi-sexual/curious or heteroflexible (that's a thing these days). Bonus if you love big thick cocks, because the male half of this profile has one and uses it quite well (female half writing here...clearly). We wouldn't mind finding a regular FWB single female for the female half while he's out of town...
Single males: you need to be around our age (+/- 10 years-ish), take care of your body, be attractive, and be decently hung. You MUST be okay with scenes involving her and multiple guys. We are not interested in one-on-one play - only gangbang type meets with single guys. If you can't keep it hard in that kind of scene, we're not for you. Also, you need to be able to play rough! And since apparently there is some confusion about the concept of a couple, no she will not come play alone with you and no she is not interested in just meeting you for drinks. And we really don't care what color / race you are as long as you don't flake on us!
Couples: we're open to attractive couples with a bi-sexual/curious female who are interested in various types of play. We are really NOT interested in the usual swinger-type scene (i.e. wife swapping).
My Ideal Person Happy to make friends with anyone who is smart and courteous enough to genuinely interact and has a pic of themselves for their profile! We especially appreciate those that take the time for positive feedback, be it in comments or as a top fan. If you have negative comments, just move along and keep them to yourself. HornyWife should be fun - so let's make it that way!
Single females: we enjoy beautiful, smart, and sassy women who are looking to explore their wild side in a variety of different ways. You must be bi-sexual/curious or heteroflexible (that's a thing these days). Bonus if you love big thick cocks, because the male half of this profile has one and uses it quite well (female half writing here...clearly). We wouldn't mind finding a regular FWB single female for the female half while he's out of town...
Single males: you need to be around our age (+/- 10 years-ish), take care of your body, be attractive, and be decently hung. You MUST be okay with scenes involving her and multiple guys. We are not interested in one-on-one play - only gangbang type meets with single guys. If you can't keep it hard in that kind of scene, we're not for you. Also, you need to be able to play rough! And since apparently there is some confusion about the concept of a couple, no she will not come play alone with you and no she is not interested in just meeting you for drinks. And we really don't care what color / race you are as long as you don't flake on us!
Couples: we're open to attractive couples with a bi-sexual/curious female who are interested in various types of play. We are really NOT interested in the usual swinger-type scene (i.e. wife swapping).
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-curious
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups |
Marital Status: | Attached | ||
Swinger Type: | Sex with others | ||
Speaks: | English | ||
Our Trophy Case: | |||
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Her |
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Birthdate: | June 7, 1978 | March 22, 1982 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Height: | 6 ft 2 in / 187-190 cm | 5 ft 2 in |
Body Type: | Athletic | Slim/Petite |
Smoking: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) | PhD/MD/Post doctorate |
Race: | Caucasian | Asian |
Religion: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Male Endowment: | Long/Thick | N/A |
Circumcised: | Yes | N/A |
Bra Size: | N/A | 36 / 80 C |
Hair Color: | Brown | Black |
Hair Length: | Short | Short |
Eye Color: | Blue | Brown |
Glasses or Contacts: | Either | None |