Me, I'm just a nice regular joe looking for some nice, naughty adult fun. So, the divorce is final and um, I kinda met an amazing woman. Like, super awesome wonderful amazing. AND- She wants to watch me and a guy play. She might join in, she might just watch, but she wants to see it. So, guys, just letting you know. If you're <40, decently attractive, give me a shout, we'll see what happens. If you're 40+....there's a chance, but she tends to go for younger dudes. (Feel free to hit me up tho... she's cool with that. :) ) Ladies, she is bi. She loves cute ladies. She is thick and curvy in all the right spots and super cute and fun and sexy. Feel free to hit us up. As I said above, DIVORCE IS FINAL! Nothing to do with AFF, still drama free after all my time on here. Pros- more time to actually hang out with people. Cons- None any longer! HAHAHAHAHA As I said, I have a GF. She is awesome, sexually open, and cool with me playing as she's not available as much as she'd like to be. BUT, have a GF. So, sorry if I make you swoon....I'm takenish. LOL Here comes the obligatory saying stuff about me, god I suck at this part. I'm smart, decent looking, funny, and laid back. I have a dry sense of humor, and love to laugh. I have a bit of a self-deprecating sense of humor, but my GF is breaking me of the habit. I'll happily admit I'm a bit of a dork, but in the best way possible. My interests run the gamut from computer & table top games, to the NFL/NBA/Premier League, to reading (most SF & fantasy, to music, especially going to live shows (metalhead with a lot of other interests), to karaoke, to hitting up breweries and distilleries to find new good beer and liquors. I enjoy a drink or two, (notice my love of craft beer and good whisk(e)y) but I'm not really a bar scene person. Its fun once in awhile, but I'd rather have some good drinks with dinner, or if I'm at a bar its cause I'm catching a show or watching a game. Working, yet again, to get myself back into shape. I like to lift (no, I'm not shredded), go for walks, hike and the like. Am I a fat slob? Not hardly. Am I a shredded stud? Nope. I'm a regular dude with some muscles and a touch of extra stomach cushioning. So, all that said, and dear god it was a lot, I'm looking forward to getting to know some fun people!

My Ideal Person Down to earth laid back people. Drama is something I do not like and do not want. I cannot stress this enough. I'm looking for friends, not problems.

I like people who are fun, people that I'd want to hang out with if whether or not there is sex involved. So, big egos, liars, bigots, drama kings & queens you are not what I'm looking for. (But really, who is looking for those types?)

Couples and sexy ladies, you are exactly what I'm looking for! My tastes run towards full-figured ladies, I prefer more to less, but I happily appreciate women of all shapes, sizes and races!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
WAY too many to list

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being with a couple. The two of us guys driving the woman
absolutely wild. Hmm...pretty tame I suppose..but hey.
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Or, getting to be part of a large group. Hmm...I seem to fantasize
about "more." lol

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Angelina Jolie. Had a thing for her since I first saw her
in Hackers. Umm, women with a figure. I like curves. I prefer
them real, but hey, fake can be fun too. <br><br>
Celebs aren't really my thing. They can be fun to look
at, but half look plastic. Kinda creepy.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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