Edit 8/30/24: I did one of those ice breaker things to get a free month, so if you see that I've sent you some kind of strange message, that is the system sending auto-messages on my behalf. I'm dope af so if you don't get it the first couple times we talk or you think I'm corny then move just move around. It's ok. Everybody aint for everybody and that's alright but don't linger. Gentlemen. If your profile pic is just your dick, I'm going to assume that's your whole personality. You fellas talk about how fat girls catfish by putting only pics shot from the shoulders up or directly into their cleavage, but then I see yall's poor innocent (and often more handsome than it's operator) peckers attached to a whole piece of shit sometimes. Not all of ya, but I need to know if I'm gonna put ya out tonight or in the mornin'. If you catch me on live and you want to see me do cool things or take my clothes off, then tip well and ask politely whatever it is. You got a 50/50 shot. Whatever the answer is, be nice about it! I don't want to publicly humiliate you but I will. I will not usually honor private messages in the chat, if you want to talk to me, say what you say in the little box so we can all see (because if you're rude, everyone will hear it anyway). I don't hook up, and I decide if I want to meet you. If you don't want to spend a lot of time talking, move around. No harm! Now, if you need some weird shit done and you need some help, I might be able take care of you but if its gross or strange it might cost you....but I'm game to listen and I'll tell you if we can try.

My Ideal Person Things evolve as we all do. It's really easy to figure out what I like, you just have to ask.