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LifeIsTooThick 44 / M
"Make the Most of It."
Ken Caryl, Colorado, United States
 
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LifeIsTooThick 44/M
Ken Caryl, Colorado
Life is short. My cock isn't.
Introduction
I'm a nice, smart, funny guy with a high sex drive. Up for almost anything. Hit me up and let's see what we can get into. Life is too short to miss out on getting messy. We are designed to fuck, so let's stop wasting time. Holes is holes. Let's see if it fits.

My Ideal Person Someone who is willing to embrace their darkness and go further than they ever expected. Someone who realizes that passion is something we should be seeking and cherishing rather than hiding. Someone who loves to fuck.

Let's make this happen!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lumineers

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, Kim Kardashian. That ass, and that video...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 44 / male
  • Ken Caryl, Colorado, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Trans
Birthdate: January 1, 1980
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Attached
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some grad school
Occupation: Compliance
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Very thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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