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Articles by Bump144

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Lube   10/19/2014

How Much Lube Do You Need For Anal Sex?



A Buttload!!!


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Elderly Couple   10/19/2014

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the w


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Scottsman   10/19/2014

How'd the Scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Quite friendly!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish farmer?

The Stones sang: "Hey you, get off a my


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Missing   10/19/2014

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
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Laughing lips   10/19/2014

So this girl goes to the plastic surgeon to get better lips.

After a while she wasn't satisfied with them anymore and decided to sue the plastic surgeon who did the operation; she discovered


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Amish   10/19/2014

Clip clop clip clop bang bang bang.... an Amish drive by shooting.


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Fucked now   10/11/2014

A woman with no arms or legs was sitting on the beach when along a , an jogging down the beach. So she gets his attention and tells him she has never been hugged. So he reached down and hugged her the


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Elderly lady   10/11/2014

I Was at the ATM Yesterday When an Elderly Lady Approached and Asked Me to Help Her Check Her Balance.....So I Pushed Her...Who Knew???


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PARKING SPOTS   10/11/2014

What are the similarities between women and car parking spaces?

All the good ones are taken so sometimes when no-ones looking you stick it in a disabled one.


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TRUE?????   10/11/2014

The American Government has revealed it's emergency plans in case of an outbreak of Ebola were to happen in the states. The Emergency plans are as follows....

More guns.


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OUCH   10/11/2014

Ebola - finishing what Live Aid started


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FARM joins the Marines   9/27/2014

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the plac


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Scotland   9/19/2014

I used to chase skirt all over the world,

till I got to Scotland.....

Holy shit was I surprised.......


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House Painter   9/19/2014

There is a guy painting a house and he gets tired of painting and goes to a whorehouse and says, "Give me the biggest black woman that you have"

So the Madame at the whorehouse says, "Go upst


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Amish Elevator   9/19/2014

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back


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THE STAR OF THE SHOW   9/19/2014

A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public.

Thr


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Remove the hat????   9/16/2014

A women goes into a Photo shop after reading a sign in the window that reads...All photos reproduced for $5.

She gives her picture of her later husband to the owner and says...can your reprod


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Great Chicken   9/14/2014

Whoo man, I fingered this fat bitch earlier and it was just like sticking your hand in a greasy bucket of KFC chicken,

with the exception of wanting to lick your fingers after.


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Doggy visit to the vet   9/14/2014

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.

The first man's asked the second man's dog what he's there for.

They are putting me down. Oh no, says t


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AT THE AUCTION   9/14/2014

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away."


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ANAL   9/14/2014

My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal.





So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.


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Must be a blonde   9/14/2014

she thought a quarterback was a refund

She thought General Motors was in the Army.

At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign Here", she wrote Sagittarius.

Under "e


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spell what?????????????   9/14/2014

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster.


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Magnums   9/14/2014

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

“Yes we do, ” he says. “Would you like to buy some?”

“No, ” she replies.


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Metal of Bravery   9/14/2014

An officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

With considerable bravery, the soldier ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead sold


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QUICKIES   9/11/2014

* A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you omfortable? " The man says, "I make a good living."

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airp


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IRISH & HIS FIRST PINT   9/11/2014

My and his first pint ....... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my out for his first pint.

Off we went to our loc


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STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR?????   9/11/2014

If you get stuck in an elevator, what do you do?



1. You start to scream and shout hysterically ?

2. You cry like a baby ?
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PUZZLER?????   9/11/2014

Puzzler?

Either it's the most fascinating book...or she's reading the Instruction Manual.


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GOOD CLEANING   9/6/2014

An old man and his wife were always arguing, he would yell and scream she would sit quietly and then get up and go and clean the toilet.

One day he asked her why she didn’t get mad at him.


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THANKS   9/6/2014

I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: "Thanks for coming."


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DINNER   9/6/2014

My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing?

Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.


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Oral Sex Survey   9/6/2014

5000 MEN WERE SURVEYED AS TO WHY THEY LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX.

1% LIKED THE WARMTH,

2% LIKED THE SENSATION,

3% LIKED THE EROTICISM,

94% JUST LIKED THE PEACE & QU


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TODAY'S THOUGHT   8/31/2014

Today's Thought



According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast.



It comes with a sausage, two nuts and a protein shot.



Stay hea


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OLE & LENA AGAIN   8/26/2014

Ole was on his deathbed, and asked Lena to have all his and relatives come to his bedroom.

When they were there, he named each one - were they there?

Yes they were all there. He sai


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OLE & LENA   8/26/2014

And the other one was Ole was on his deathbed, and he could smell something good that Lena was baking.

He crawled down the stairs and reached on the table for a good cookie, but Lena slapped


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SCAM   8/15/2014

Just got scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf.

Absolute waste of money!

Pass this on so others don't get


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THE DIFFERENCE??????   8/15/2014

Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it

What’s the difference bet


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BANNED   8/15/2014

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?





Apparently banned from the petting zoo...


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NO WHAT?????   8/15/2014

What do you call a woman with no clitoris?



It doesn't matter, she's not going to come.


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OLD BOB   8/15/2014

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear, " he said.

"Of course, John, " his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die, " John said, "I want y


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LARRY'S BAR????   8/15/2014

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men.

In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy


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PESSIMIST   8/15/2014

Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty?





Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!


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STAY   8/15/2014

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back


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MOB BOSS   8/15/2014

And we all know why a Mfioso Boss is like a two inch penis?





You don't wanna fuck with either of them!


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MAFIOSO   8/15/2014

Luigi walks 20 blocks to work every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can


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A few short ones   7/25/2014

Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. It's easy when I have a knife.

What do you call 50 Puerto Ricans in a room with 50 lesbians? A hundred people who wo


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Grandpa   7/25/2014

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.

A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.

The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He


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Whats the difference??????   7/25/2014

What's the difference between.....your job and your wife? Your job fucking sucks.

What's the difference between.....a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the


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Good news Bad news   7/25/2014

"I have good news and bad news, " the defense lawyer says to his .

"What's the bad news?"

The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."

"Dammit!"


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Remover   7/24/2014

One day, a man wakes up with a red ring around his penis. He can’t figure out what it is, so he goes to the doctor.

The doctor hands him a tube of cream. "Here. Put this on and the ring’l


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Old Sam is gone....   6/24/2014

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated,


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Spelling test   6/11/2014

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.




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Men remember   6/11/2014

Men, remember this always


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Fortune Teller   5/31/2014

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Yo


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bra   5/31/2014

Customer : My wife needs a bra but, I don't know the size.

Sales girl : Touch my breast and try to calculate.

Customer : Oh ! I forgot she needs panties too..


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Fat Head   5/31/2014

A and his dad walk into a bar and the dads says to the .

"What do you want fathead?"

The stumbles on his words and the father again says, "What do you want fathead?"

A l


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Do they?   5/22/2014

Its confirmed they do..


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Women Domination   5/19/2014

Women Domination

by cajee 5 days ago

When the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men


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How he do that??????   5/19/2014

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no


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Cops and good shots   5/19/2014

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town.

Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-ey


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Redneck Jury   5/19/2014

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair.

His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe.

He told


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Things to do in the bathroom stall   5/19/2014

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly eve


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Which is more painful??????   5/19/2014

Here is a thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicke


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Stay for dinner   5/11/2014

Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy.

The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak


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The Bunny and the Snake   5/11/2014

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't me


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Wife   5/11/2014

My wife pulled out a strap-on and said, "Tonight I want to be the man."

So I handed her a porn mag and made her sleep on the sofa.


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Track team   5/10/2014

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids.

The team’s performance soars. They win the county, state and eventually national championship.

A few days before


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Pick which one?   5/9/2014

During a long day of looking around a car show, I, and a couple of my friends, stopped in at Hooter's for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After being there for a while, one of my friends ask


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We have all watched this movie   5/9/2014

Watched this one and enjoyed


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Missing Persons report   5/9/2014

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife

.

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector: What is he


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The smell   4/25/2014

The other day my wife and I were working around the house...found some moth balls....I asked her did you ever smell moth balls?

She said...no how would I hold them by the wings or the feet...


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Throw back Thursday   4/25/2014

Picture of me early in my life


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Soft things   4/25/2014

I was on a date the other night, things were going great. She said to me..."say something soft and mushy"

I thought and said...."Oh Shit"


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Rules for online dating   4/25/2014

Always Always ask for more then one picture....


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Norwegian Text Message   4/25/2014

OLE TEXTS LENA………....

“Lena, I’m having 1 more beer with Sven.” “If I’m not home in 1 hour .... read this message again.”


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Hospitalized   4/21/2014

A man was hospitalized for having six plastic horses in his ass....





The Dr. listed his condition as stable.......


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NHL PLAYOFFS   4/21/2014

The St Louis Blues and The Chicago Black Hawks..(last years Stanley Cup Champs) are in a play off series. Third game this evening...

Now, do you know why the Blues can't serve beer in their s


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Can you see me?   4/19/2014

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.



When he finally got home on Sunda


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Calories in cum   4/19/2014

Two women are sitting out on the patio having a conversation.

Woman one asks woman 2, "How many calories are in cum?

Woman two sits and thanks for a minute, scratches her head and re


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A Husbands Call   4/19/2014

"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.

Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.


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Wrong amount   4/19/2014

Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won 5 Grammys and not 5 Grams.


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Morning?   4/19/2014

A man was walking his through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.



"Morning!" he said.



The other man replies, "No, just having a shi


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Wild Blonde   4/19/2014

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title


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The Kiss   4/19/2014

What's the difference between American's french-kissing

and French people french-kissing?



The smell.


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Mardi Gras Costume Winner   4/16/2014

Mardi Gras Costume Winner for 2013 .....PETER PAN


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A Tale of Two Schlongs   4/13/2014

A white guy is in a public restroom using one of the urinals. Suddenly the door bangs open and a big black fellow rushes up to the urinal next to him, unzips, hauls out an enormous prick and let's loo


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Heard a funny noise last night   4/13/2014

I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night

So I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.


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Lets take a minute   4/10/2014

Lets take a minute and remember that poor guy who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian flight 370 and now cant ever leave his Girlfriends apartment.


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A Dying Democrat   4/9/2014

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'l


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Pistorius   4/9/2014

At least we now know why Oscar Pistorius didn't take up wheelchair basketball.

He starts crying every time he enters the court.


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JELLO   4/3/2014

Why is a bowl of jello, like a woman?



It quivers, if you eat it right!


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Scotsman   4/3/2014

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing an


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A poor man meets a rich man just before Christmas   4/3/2014

The poor man asks the rich man, "what are you going to give your wife this Christmas?" The rich man tells him, "I'm giving her diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "why are you getting


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Irish Twins   3/25/2014

Twin sisters in a Dublin Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.

The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old t


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Wise Italian Grandfather   3/25/2014

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ....38 revolver so you will always remember


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Irish Blonde   3/25/2014

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't min


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A Jewish Grandmother   3/25/2014

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson and his wife who are coming to visit.

"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big pan


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I'm fine   3/25/2014

A farmer neighbor named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' ", asked the


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The Doctor   3/24/2014

A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

"Ole, I am goin' hunting' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to ta


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Gut & Balls   3/23/2014

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep yo


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Two dogs   3/22/2014

Two dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third driving a truck load of logs. One turns to the other and says: “He started fetching a stick and built up the business from there.” <


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Assorted Groaners   3/22/2014

So I just asked Siri: “Surely it's not going to rain today?” She said: “It is, and don't call me Shirley.”

Why was the bee flying down the motorway with his legs crossed? He was looki


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Some Assorted ones   3/22/2014

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood,


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Meet Frank Feldman   3/22/2014

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank


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The Harmonica   3/17/2014

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.

A few weeks after he got there he began to


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Avacados   3/17/2014

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

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3 nuns   3/17/2014

Three novice nuns are in front of the Mother Superior. They are about to leave the Nunnery and take up roles in the community before returning to take their vows.

The Mother Superior asks the


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Small Joke   3/17/2014

A man has been arrested on suspicion of cutting off another man's penis.

However the police admit that a conviction is unlikely as the evidence will not stand up in court.


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Italian Funeral   3/17/2014

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a sec


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Now thats ugly   3/17/2014

My wife is so ugly....how ugly is she you ask....even the closes its eyes when it humps her leg


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Chicago cop   3/17/2014

An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear.

After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Troop


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Sick but a laugh when needed   3/17/2014

Too Early??????? Bet you laughed when you read this...


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Winning number   3/15/2014

Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter.

"What kind of attitude is tha


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OOPS wrong one   3/15/2014

George was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear steel underwear.

He locks the underwear and gives the key to his best friend Sammy, saying "If I don't come back in 10 yea


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The bus driver   3/15/2014

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to Akpos who was nex


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Free drinks   3/15/2014

Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.

Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you


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He has a problem   3/14/2014

Man goes to a shrink, he asks what's the problem?

The guy says, I live in a $3 million house, I have a 35 foot cabin crusier on the lake...I own a $1 million dollar vacation home...I drive a


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Morris   3/12/2014

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of


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What time?????   3/12/2014

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.

It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'

'Really, ' answered the neighbor . 'Wha


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Three old guys   3/12/2014

Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'


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Crushed nuts?????   3/12/2014

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kind


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3 bags   3/11/2014

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman get twisted at the local pub one night and conspire to rob the local bank.

Drunk as they are, they try and rob the place but are too drunk to pull i


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The Blonde and the Lord   3/10/2014

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she


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The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!   3/10/2014

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the


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Hot & Cold Sex   3/10/2014

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old


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TWO IRISH NUNS   3/10/2014

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.



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Wisdom of an older man   3/10/2014

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. ''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion


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Those Alabama Folks   3/9/2014

A friend of mine went to Alabama for a quail hunt.

While walking the fields he saw a man fucking a calf in a pasture. He was pretty disgusted and headed back to the hunting lodge to pack his


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Umm, Ewww????   3/9/2014

Ole and Lena are havin oral sex when Ole says, "Lena did you know there are 117, 000 musk-ox in Alaska?"

Lena says, "No, I didn't. Gee, you're smart."

Ole says, "And Lena, did you kn


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Lets celebrate   3/9/2014

A man took his wife to a disco on the weekend.

There was a guy on the dance floor going at it big time.... breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, splits, handstands, the works.

The w


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Little Johnny again   3/9/2014

Little Johnny comes rushing in the house after school, so excited.

He blurts out to his mom... "Mom, I got laid for the first time". His mom is mortified and yells at him to go to his room an


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Quickies   3/9/2014

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

You Gotta hand it to blind Prostitutes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the leper say to the ? Keep the tip


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Trivia question   3/8/2014

I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong. The question was Where do women have the curliest hair?? The answer I should have given was Fiji.


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Top tip of the week   3/8/2014

Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to cas


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The Koala   3/7/2014

A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what are you doing?"

The koala answers "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

The lizard c


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Which is it?   3/7/2014

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? Wh


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Which is it?   3/7/2014

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? Wh


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Little Johnny   3/7/2014

Johnny: I want to buy food. Seller: Do you have a dog?. Johnny: Yes. Seller: Where is it?. Johnny: At home. Seller: Sorry, I can’t sell you food unless I see the dog, it is our policy.

The


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A tatto   3/7/2014

Eric gets home late one night and Sarah, his wife, asks “Where the hell have you been?”

Eric replies “I was out getting a tattoo!”



“A tattoo”? She frowned. “W


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Trays up please   3/7/2014

I was on a flight that was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he c


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Let's drive   3/7/2014

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his , "You bring your grades


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Out drinking   3/7/2014

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand


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Two Irish nuns   3/6/2014

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in US by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd, " her companion replies, "but if we shall live in


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A lady walks into a bar....   3/6/2014

for the first time, and orders a Budweiser. There are about 10 men in the bar. She drinks the bottle of beer down and promptly passes out...the men all take her to the back room and have their way wit


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Who's cutting the grass???   3/6/2014

Summer is cuming and time to cut the grass


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Knitting??????   3/6/2014

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitti


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Word of the day   3/6/2014

Word of the day..we learn...


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What is Celibacy??????   3/6/2014

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential th


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Retirement Bonus   3/6/2014

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1, 000 for every inch measured in a strai


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Quickie in the Bushes   3/6/2014

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky


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Elevator ride   3/6/2014

I always get myself into these damn messes – that’s the last time I’ll ever help anyone in an elevator.











BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS HAPPENED TO


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SCOOBY DOO   3/6/2014

There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.

He explained that, before you do anything too serious, ther


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The Banker   3/4/2014

A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off


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Who says men don't remember?????   3/4/2014

A couple were Christmas shopping.

The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowher


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Ole & Lena Joke   3/3/2014

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked a


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SIREN   2/28/2014

A fireman was at the station house when he noticed a little girl next door. She was in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the side.

She was wearing a fireman's hat and had the


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HELP ME A LITTLE?   2/28/2014

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive w


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POT   2/27/2014

A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier... Shocked, the cashier asks..'What's this for?' The Rastafarian replies..'Me here to open a joint account'


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Woman breaking wind on a bus   2/27/2014

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind.

She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.

The entire bus goes silent, and the


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Sweet aroma of my mistress   2/27/2014

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This


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A LION IN THE ZOO   2/27/2014

A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?”

“No way, ” said the zoo keeper,


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LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE TEACHER   2/27/2014

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

"Mary, what does your parents do?"

Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurs


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HAIR DONE   2/27/2014

Did you hear of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight woman on the street?

Well, two of them held the woman while the third one did her hair.


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THE MARRIAGE   2/25/2014

Marvin was having marriage problems

So off to the Rabbi Marvin goes...and he explains to the Rabbi saying..."Rabbi, my wife is trying to poison me...

The Rabbi say, Marvin let me go


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GREAT HEARING   2/23/2014

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment n


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COMPARE   2/23/2014

I just had an argument with a girl I know.

She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she


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HOW THE "Olympics" GOT ITS NAME   2/21/2014

Until recently, I didn't know this...

A slave from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..

In those days, be


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THE LEPER & THE BARTENDER   2/21/2014

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.

The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome,


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Lightening up the mood   2/21/2014

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Q: Wh


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PIGS   2/20/2014

A farmer had 5 female pigs.

Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.

After


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ah ha !!!!!!   2/20/2014

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

"Do you enjoy it?" The


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IRISH SUGAR TEST   2/20/2014

One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop -reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it


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PASSING GAS   2/16/2014

While sitting in the coffee shop today I had to pass gas really bad.

Well with the music playing so loud I thought no one would hear...

So I passed gas, then realized I was wearing m


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ALL IN THE FAMILY   2/14/2014

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you do


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LEAVE ME ALONE   2/14/2014

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and se


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CONDOM INFO   2/8/2014

Condom's don't guarantee safe sex anymore...

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the women's husband.

So ends todays public service announcement.


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GET OUT!!!!!!   2/8/2014

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house..

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'


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MARRIAGE   2/8/2014

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

'Tie me up, ' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went golfing.


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DEER HUNTERS   1/31/2014

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank’s friends are very upset


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GOLFING????   1/31/2014

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him. After a long pe


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ONE LINERS   1/31/2014

I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Nev


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LOGIC   1/30/2014

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar drinking a beer. Jim turns to Bob and says,

"You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go


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LONG TERM COMMITMENT   1/30/2014

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


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GOOD USE....   1/30/2014

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have


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    1/30/2014

I was with a once.

She said I will do anything that your wife or girlfriend will not do.

Bless her heart, she sowed a button on my shirt.


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MONEY PROBLEMS   1/30/2014

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a .

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a


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BREAKING NEWS   1/29/2014

An Irish farmer has sucessfuly grown a field full of dildos. Now he has problems with squatters.


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HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION   1/26/2014

1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...floor.

2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?




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NEW BULL   1/26/2014

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.

The first bull says, “Boys, we all know


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SOME QUICKIES   1/26/2014

I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.

I've just come out of the shop with a meat and pot


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DIAPERS   1/26/2014

I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies, " and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

Well


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REALLY EXCITED   1/21/2014

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well, " replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to as


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THE DELIVERY ROOM   1/21/2014

A young women goes to the hospital to have her baby. No husband or boyfriend is present.

The woman has her baby and then the nurse comes in and says I must warn you your baby is black. The wo


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ARTHUR GUINNESS   1/21/2014

There's a big conference of beer producers.

At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a


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GERMAN TOURIST   1/21/2014

A senior citizen from Germany arrives at the Warsaw airport.

He presents his passport to the Polish immigration officer who looks it over and asks, "Occupation?"

And the German somew


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GREAT SERVICE   1/8/2014

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon


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SOME THINGS SHOUD BE THOUGHT OUT BETTER   1/4/2014

Some guy just knocked on my door, selling raffle tickets for poor orphans. I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!” A guy gets a call from the police telling him that hi


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ORGASMS   1/4/2014

When I was with my first wife, every time she had an orgasm, she used to punch me in the face. At first, I didn`t mind until I found out she was faking the orgasms. ...


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THE GRAVEYARD   1/3/2014

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

T


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THE COFFIN   1/3/2014

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night…when behind him he hears: Bump… BUMP… BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket ba


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11 MINUTES   1/3/2014

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.

At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He car


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HIS WATCH   1/3/2014

A forest ranger on patrol happens upon an Indian just standing still and staring down at his exposed erection.

When the ranger asks what the hell he's doing, he says he's checking the time


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A BAD DREAM   1/3/2014

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's pr


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NEW YEARS IS A COMIN   12/31/2013

For New Year's try this, at just a few seconds short of the stroke of midnight raise your left foot just off the floor...waiting till after midnight.

That way you can say you brought in th


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OLD FARMER   12/31/2013

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-old farmer, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a goo


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END OF THE YEAR THOUGHT   12/31/2013

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population w


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VIAGRA   12/31/2013

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible


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NEW DRUGS   12/31/2013

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin


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ELEVATOR   12/31/2013

Today I was beaten up by this woman.

I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in.

I was staring at her boobs when she said,

˜Would you please press 1

S


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NATIVITY SCENE   12/26/2013

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year !

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.

This decis


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FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL   12/25/2013

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his day went.

'Well, I came top


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WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?????   12/25/2013

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny


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FEMALE REINDEER   12/25/2013

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa is busy working with the males on Christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple bucks!

...


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JEWISH PUSSY CATS   12/21/2013

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed


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AN IRISH FAMILY TRADITION   12/21/2013

Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.

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THIS HER????   12/21/2013

Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her.

A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said: "I don't think that


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SWITCH PARTNERS   12/21/2013

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
...


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THE PROFESSIONAL BARTENDER   12/18/2013

A guy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer.

The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the bar.

While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman's boobs and splashed


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YOUNG PRIEST   12/18/2013

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said,

''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the chu


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ON A PLANE   12/14/2013

A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.




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SWINGERS PARTY   12/13/2013

I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers party last night.

I was fucking a right beautiful girl from behind when I looked up and realized that the guy at the other end of the spi


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KEYHOLE TALK   12/13/2013

One evening John and his friend Tom were sitting in the bar getting drunk.

Tom turns to John and asks, do you remember those girls that we were talking to earlier? do you suppose those gi


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SMART WIFE   12/13/2013

A woman was in bed with her husband's best friend, and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.

"Oh my God, your husband is home. What am I going to do?



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VIRGINITY TEST   12/13/2013

Little Johnny grew up and was getting married. He asked his friend. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?

He was told to get himself an Irish Virginity test kit.

Little Johnny


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WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!   12/13/2013

A farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What


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ANOTHER PICKUP LINE ONLY BETTER   12/12/2013

Women in a bar says to the guy, gee you smell great what do you have on?

He says, A Hard On but I didn't realize you could smell it......


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PICABOO STREET?????   12/6/2013

Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street? (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) Well, Picabo is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropoli


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3 KICK RULE   12/6/2013

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbe


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RESPECT   12/6/2013

'Nelson Mandela dies at 95'

- Respect where it's due...

- That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker!

TOO EARLY????? LOL


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JUDAISM TO CATHOLICISM   12/4/2013

So Abe and Yossi, two nice Jewish guys are walking down the avenue. They pass a church and see a big sign reading "- RECEIVE $20 for Converting"

"Hey Abe, I'm going to do it"




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ALICE KAPIPLIN   12/4/2013

Three nuns die in a plane crash and meet St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter say "Ladies you have led such exemplary lives that we've decided to let you go back and live any other life you might have


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THE DOCTOR & THE HONEYBEE   12/4/2013

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love.

All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.


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PAUL WALKER'S LAST ROLE   12/4/2013

Saturday, Paul Walker completed the last installment in the Fast and Furious series.

He was a co-star in the production of Too Fast, Too Flammable.



Seems Paul


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THREE MEN   12/4/2013

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season, " Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Chr


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BILLY BOB   12/2/2013

Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester,

"Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.[/...


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THE PARACHUTIST   11/30/2013

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers.

He went Through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher And higher structures, and finally went to tak


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CONFUCIUS SAY   11/30/2013

1. Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

3. Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going


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CASUALTIES OF WAR   11/30/2013

Bob walks into a tavern back in 2003 and is surprised to find George Bush and Dick Cheney at the bar discussing plans to invade Iraq.

He asks them what is going on. Bush says "We're go


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MAN ON A BUS   11/30/2013

A man was travelling on a crowded bus.

A young lady was standing in front of him. After a while the man said, "Wow, what a big butt!"

Then the girl turned back and slapped him in the


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TWO PRESIDENTS   11/30/2013

President Obama walks in to a barber shop to get his hair cut, Soon after George Bush walks in to get his hair cut.

The barbers set to work cutting their hair not talking becaus


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NO MORE HEADACHES   11/30/2013

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?"


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BIKER STORY   11/27/2013

A young woman goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs… A green spot on the inside of each. “They won’t wash off, they won’t scrape off and


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EXAM TIME   11/27/2013

A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow`s final exam.

She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness,


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A BLONDE IN CHURCH   11/27/2013

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,

“Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian comm


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24 INCHES   11/27/2013

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string


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FUNERAL STORY   11/22/2013

A famous heart specialist died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after e


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PAINLESS LABOR   11/22/2013

A lady and her husband, who went to the hospital to give birth to their , heard of a new technology from the doctor, which would transfer the labor pain from the mother to the father.




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THREE ADDICTS   11/22/2013

There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sins and was standing in front of the devil.

The devil made a deal with them saying I wi


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ACCIDENT   11/22/2013

Saturday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and


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RUSSIAN GENIE   11/19/2013

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie.

The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Ma


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DRACULA   11/19/2013

Dracula goes to Rome and checks into the Grand Italia Hotel. The bellhop, after bringing in his coffin, asks if there is anything he can do for him.

Dracula says, "Yes, there is, " and lunges


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SUPERMAN   11/19/2013

Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight.

As he appro


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TATTOO'S   11/19/2013

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor.

"Do you do custom work?" she asks the artist.

"Why of course!"

"Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the


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BJ & SINGING   11/19/2013

A beautiful woman approaches a man at a bar and offers him a proposition

"For $200 I bet I can suck your dick and sing the national anthem at the same time.

" The man f


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ONE LINERS   11/19/2013

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She sat on Pinocchio' s face and said "lie to


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LATE NIGHT CALL TO THE VET   11/17/2013

A lover, whose was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor's male while the neighbors were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two


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THE SCOTSMAN   11/17/2013

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.

A sign read: 'Don't Miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on center stage, was


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A FEW QUICK ONES   11/17/2013

Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to cas


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IN A BAR   11/17/2013

A guy walks into a bar with his and says,

"I'll have a Scotch and water and my would like a whiskey sour."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."


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MARRIAGE AT A YOUNG AGE   11/17/2013

Little Ralphy and Claudia are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Ralphy goes to Claudia's father to ask him for he


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HEAR THIS   11/12/2013

An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief.

The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one


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FLOWERS   11/12/2013

What's better than roses on the piano?

-

-

-

-

-

Tulips on your organ....


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CHECK UP   11/12/2013

I went for a testicle check up last week.

The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said, "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure."

I said "But I hav


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G/F CHEATING ON ME???????????   11/12/2013

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history.

I was shocked to see her last search was, 'how to enjoy sex with a boring guy with a small penis.'

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THIS IS HOW ITS DONE   11/12/2013

My new girlfriend just said

"After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms, What about you?"

I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and thro


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GAS STATION   11/12/2013

A gas station owner in Chicago was trying to increase his sales.

So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free


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NEEDS A BIKE   11/12/2013

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said ' we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is $280, 000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can


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NEEDS A BIKE   11/12/2013

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said ' we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is $280, 000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can


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POLICEMAN   11/12/2013

Brian had been in Police work for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.

He sees


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POLITICAL FOLLY   11/12/2013

A salesman was traveling between towns and got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere.

Checking the spare, he found that it was flat, too. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist an


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DEAR LORD   11/12/2013

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death....


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UNLIMITED?????   11/9/2013

If science proves there is a finite amount of matter in the universe, how does Olive Garden offer unlimited salad and breadsticks?...


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SPANISH FLY   11/4/2013

A guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the guy for some Spanish fly..

The pharmacists says..sorry I can't sell you that, its to dangerous...

After an hour of begging he tells the pharma


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GONE FISHING   11/4/2013

Two women are fishing. Lisa always catches the most fish.

Wanda asked her, "How do you do it? Every time we go fishing you always catch the most fish."

Lisa replied, "When I wake up


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NEW OWNER   11/4/2013

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no m


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MAKING HIM VOMIT   10/31/2013

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers u


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THE GUY GETS LUCKY   10/31/2013

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

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A HEADACHE   10/31/2013

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his


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DRUNK IRISHMAN   10/31/2013

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.[/...


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GOVERNMENT CONTRACTING   10/31/2013

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at a National Park Service house.

One is from West Virginia, another is from Utah and the third, is from Illinois . All three go with a NPS


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THE AFFAIR   10/30/2013

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.

While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to cat


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LITTLE JOHNNY AT THE ZOO   10/28/2013

So little Johnny is being taken to the Zoo for the first time, by his parents.

He is amazed at all the different kinds of animals.

When he gets to the Elephant enclosure he asks his


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EXPENSIVE APPLES   10/28/2013

This guy was driving along a country road. Along the side of the road he sees a sign:

"Apples, $5.00 each." So he pulls over to the side of the road and asks the farmer why his apples are so


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KNOW YOUR NUMBER   10/28/2013

Ring-g-g-g-g-

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, . . . is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank."

After a brief paus


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AT THE PSYCHIATRISTS   10/28/2013

I'd been having some gay dreams, so I went to see a psychiatrist about it.

He said, "Take a seat, Gary, and I'll ask you a few questions. Just say what comes naturally. Ok?"

"Ok, " I


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A RABBIT, GIRAFFE, ELEPHANT AND A LION   10/26/2013

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come.


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A SCARY INTRODUCTION   10/26/2013

A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door.

In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "Y


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GREEKS VS. ITALIANS   10/26/2013

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."

The G


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THREE HOLES   10/26/2013

This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the night. So he sees this barn up the road and asks the guy if he can stay in his barn for the night.

"Sure, " says the farmer, "as


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SIMPLE LOGIC OF A WOMEN   10/26/2013

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor


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OLE'S FARM   10/25/2013

Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying. Ole agreed, and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time.

The next spring, the two surveyo


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THE TALKING CENTIPEDE   10/24/2013

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bo


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PHIL'S SICK   10/21/2013

At the end of his sermon the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation wanted to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood up and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a prais


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ANOTHER VIEW OF S&M   10/20/2013

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands,


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WHY, COACH? WHY?   10/20/2013

A high school football team was in the state semi-final game and leading by two points late in the fourth quarter.

All they had to do was protect their lead for another 5 minutes and they w


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OF A BITCH   10/19/2013

This takes place someplace in the South:

A little boy was doing his math homework & saying:

2+5, the of a bitch is 7

3+6, the of a bitch is 9. . .

His Mom: What a


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NSA   10/18/2013

People all over the world are protesting their governments.....

And I'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate....


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TEETH & GUMS   10/18/2013

A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt. <


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CAT'S HERE?????????   10/18/2013

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school tod


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