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Articles by kumuscott

kumuscott 53 M
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Good one   4/20/2010

A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"? The bunny says "No". So the bear grabs


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kumuscott 53 M
13  Articles
Oh boy   4/20/2010

Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbill


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kumuscott 53 M
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One more   4/20/2010

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your pe


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kumuscott 53 M
13  Articles
LMAO   4/20/2010

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you cou


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kumuscott 53 M
13  Articles
Dirty ole Santa   4/20/2010

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta d


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kumuscott 53 M
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Hee   4/20/2010

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The


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kumuscott 53 M
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LOL   4/20/2010

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

Wife : "Thos


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kumuscott 53 M
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Funny one   4/20/2010

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries s


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kumuscott 53 M
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LOL   4/20/2010

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body i


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kumuscott 53 M
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Hee Hee   4/20/2010

There was this that always got picked on at school. Everyday his friends and that went to school always said to him f**k you. Well the dumb always was curious about what the word f**k means. One da


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kumuscott 53 M
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LMAO   4/20/2010

There was once a woman who was pregnant with triplets. As she walked through a park, a mugger came out, shot her three times in the stomach, nicks her things and runs away. She is taken to hospital, a


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kumuscott 53 M
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Weeeeee   4/20/2010

A man goes hunting with a bunch of his friends on His land!! They have been hunting a while and his best friend says"hey I can see in your bedroom with my scope". He says " who's that man in the bedro


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kumuscott 53 M
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LOL   4/20/2010

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small, " he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

Well, Amer


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kumuscott 53 M
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LOL   4/20/2010

A little walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy ,


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kumuscott 53 M
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Fitness Sex   4/20/2010

This would be a good way to enjoy sex and get a workout at the same time.


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kumuscott 53 M
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Sex on the first date   4/20/2010

How about just having a woman come over that you met on HornyWife and just getting down to business. I think thats ok as long as both parties agree upon it which is exactly what happened to me last night. E


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