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Articles by ramjeter5

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Bumper Stickers for Women   3/11/2005

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF <br> OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! <br> GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
STATUE   3/11/2005

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. <br> "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she


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ramjeter5 54 C
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PULLING POWER   3/11/2005

A and a chicken were playing in a meadow. The fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
No dirty words   3/9/2005

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: <br> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to gro


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ramjeter5 54 C
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You Might Be A Redneck If ...   3/9/2005

Your standard of living improves when you go camping. <br> You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. <br> You have a relative living in your garage. <br> Your


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Gotta Love Them Retrievers   3/3/2005

It's duck hunting season and two hunters are getting ready to gather their things and go to the pond. <br> The one hunter doesn't want to walk all the way out there for only a few ducks


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
TEN REASONS TO HAVE SEX   2/28/2005

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Redneck Computer Owners   2/24/2005

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter." <br> 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. <br> 3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. <br> 4. The password is, "bubba."


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ramjeter5 54 C
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A Mans Boob Chart   2/24/2005

. . Itty bitty titties ()() Little breasts (.)(.) Nice breasts (o)(o) Perfect breasts (D)(D) Bullets (( Handful breasts (~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts \o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts [o


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
14 Things PMS stands for   2/24/2005

Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People make me sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Pi


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Feeling Frisky   2/24/2005

The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. <br> "Now listen, Luke, " the doctor advised, "you have to be


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
S AND M   2/24/2005

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands,


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped   2/24/2005

The cucumber has left the salad. <br> I can see the gun of Navarone. <br> Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. <br> You've got Windows


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Best Bumper Stickers (1999)   2/24/2005

Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener. <br> If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You. <br> Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better R


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Exercise Bike   2/24/2005

Two old women were sitting on a bench talking. One asked the other: <br> "How's your husband holding up in bed these days?" <br> The second old woman replied, "He makes me f


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ramjeter5 54 C
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"POLITICALLY CORRECT"   2/24/2005

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. <br> She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. <br> She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She ge


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Womens T-Shirt Slogans   2/24/2005

1. So many men, so few who can afford me. <br> 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. <br> 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going. <br>


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Women's Definitions   2/24/2005

Argument - A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. <br> Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. <br&g


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Do It With Style!   2/24/2005

Dentists do it orally <br> Cops do it with cuffs <br> DJ's do it on request <br> Truckers do it in the road <br> Soldiers do it under orders <


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Odd Jobs   2/23/2005

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. <br> The first house


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
7 Most Important Men...   2/23/2005

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life <br> 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." <br> 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." <


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ramjeter5 54 C
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To Be A Woman!   2/23/2005

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: <br> 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. <br> 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror f


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Sperm Count   2/23/2005

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." <br> The next day, th


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Man on Airplane   2/23/2005

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the ladies room, but cautio


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Jewelry   2/23/2005

A little girl walks into the kitchen and point blank asks her mom " mommy, where do baby comes from ?" The mother tells the little girl " Well sweetheart, women, like me , and you have vaginas, and


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Penis Studies   2/23/2005

Here's one for research scientists and applied epistemologists. <br> In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Picture Perfect   2/23/2005

The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." <br> The beautiful you


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Young Lady Choking   2/23/2005

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad


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ramjeter5 54 C
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25 Years   2/23/2005

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked bod


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ramjeter5 54 C
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$200   2/23/2005

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down


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Viva Las Vegas   2/23/2005

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job th


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ramjeter5 54 C
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First Time   2/23/2005

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go ou


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ramjeter5 54 C
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STRIP BAR   2/23/2005

Roger is a hard worker who spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Sorry About Your Smoke Detector   2/23/2005

Danny, There was a little "incident" at your house today while you were gone. Please allow me to explain: <br> I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping going off in the kitchen.


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ramjeter5 54 C
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New Car   2/23/2005

I got a new car the other day, and the radio has voice-activation software. If you say "Rock", it switches the setting to rock music. If you say, "Classical", it switches the setting to classical m


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ramjeter5 54 C
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more jokes   2/23/2005

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak. <br> How do you make Martha Stewart's Chicken Casserole? First you boil the


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ramjeter5 54 C
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a bald guy with a wooden leg   2/23/2005

A bald guy with a wood leg get invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a custume company to explain his problem. A few days


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Pantyhose   2/23/2005

How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty-hose? Think about it...Ready? <br> <br> 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver <br> An unknown number


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Viagra Pills   2/21/2005

An old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife says, "Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." <br> And she said, "Are you sick?" <br>


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Marriage is...   2/21/2005

Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge. Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Marriage is a rest period between romances.


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Philosophy of House Cleaning   2/21/2005

1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and I don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. <br> 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will sli


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ramjeter5 54 C
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This may be second time around for you. It was for me, but I managed a   2/17/2005

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood <br> <br> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. <br> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Uniqu


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info on fellatio (blow jobs)   2/15/2005

Here is some information that may be useful to some, worth the read. <br> There are several theories as to the origin of the expression, ’ blow job’. One i give credence to


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ramjeter5 54 C
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That's Show Business   2/15/2005

David Copperfield is doing his Vegas show and asks if anyone in the audience would like to show him a trick. "I will, "yells a guy, "but I need your gorgeous assistant and a table." David agrees


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Little Johnny   2/15/2005

For his birthday little Johnny asks for a bicycle.His father says, ", the mortgage on this house is $80, 000, and your mother just lost her job.I'm sorry, but we just cant afford it." The next da


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ramjeter5 54 C
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good to the last drop   2/15/2005

a young man walks into a bar and orders six shots of tequila to celebrate his first blow job. "congratulations!"says the bartender."let me get you another one on the house." "i appreciate that"t


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Q / A   2/15/2005

Q: did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring? A: he decided to stick it out for one more year <br> Q: how come Barbie never once got knocked up? A: Ken came in


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ramjeter5 54 C
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read the following six statements and the amazing conclusion they lead to:   2/15/2005

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL <br> 2. The sport of choice for maintenance-level employees is BOWLING. <br> 3. The sport of choice for front-line worke


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ramjeter5 54 C
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"Free Sex With Fill-up"   2/15/2005

There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex With Fill-up". Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and the


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ramjeter5 54 C
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beautiful   2/14/2005

One day, during a lesson on proper grammer, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word beautiful in the same sentence twice. First the teacher called on little Suzie, who res


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Night Out   2/12/2005

Ready to go out for the evening, a couple turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Stuffed Chicken   2/12/2005

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) salt/pepper to taste <br>


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ramjeter5 54 C
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squirting information   2/12/2005

This article was actually sent to me, and i thought it may be excellent material for others to read. <br> If you were to refer to literature over the last 50 years you would be lead to b


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hangover rating system   2/12/2005

Five Levels of a Hangover <br> One Star Hangover (*) >No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. >However, you are still parched. Yo


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Sing along to the tune of "I will survive"...[I KNOW YOU WILL!!!]   2/9/2005

At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died! <br> But I'd spent so many years waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong,


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ramjeter5 54 C
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How to Shower Like a Woman   2/8/2005

How to Shower Like a Woman <br> 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see


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ramjeter5 54 C
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welfare   2/8/2005

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . .You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job". The social worker behin


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Can You Beat This Logic?   2/8/2005

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the >>Custody of their posed a problem. The mother jumped to her >>feet and protested to the judge that since she


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Two Old Ladies   1/20/2005

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and con


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this is HILARIOUS..to all us girls who wax...we feel her pain!! LMAO   1/7/2005

All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal - the Epilady, the standard razor, the scissors, the Nair, the EpilStop, and now .. ..The Wax. <br> My ni


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christmas chuckle. LOL   1/7/2005

A family is sitting around the supper table. The asks his > father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" > The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , there are three kinds of


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The Hormone Hostage   1/7/2005

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! <br> <br> <br>


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Female Or Male?   1/7/2005

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example: <br> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. &l


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What would you do with yours?   1/7/2005

During a recent survey, women were asked... > >"What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?" > >Here are their actual responses... > >"I would walk around an


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ladies only   12/22/2004

Three old ladies, Mavis, Barb and Ivy, were sitting side by side in >their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady, Ivy, recalled >shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated wit


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Dear Tide   12/22/2004

Dear Tide: > >I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! >I've used it since >the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me >it was the best. Now


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Weight Loss   12/22/2004

A guy calls a company and orders their 3-day, 10 lb. > weight loss program. > > The next day, there's a knock on the door and there > stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 21 ye


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Wal-Mart Refund!!!! LOL!!!   12/22/2004

WALMART REFUND > > > A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the > toaster she bought because it doesn't work. > > The clerk tells her that


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i hate my job.....ewwwww   12/22/2004

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.


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MARRIAGE STORIES Too Cute!   12/22/2004

Marriage (Part > > > > Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the >wedding, > > he laid down the following rules: > > > > "I'll be


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sex jokes   2/14/2004

Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? <br> A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or <br> wife, but you can't beat a blowjob <br>


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one liners   1/23/2004

1. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a ? >>>>>>A can wash her crack and sell it again. >>>>>> >>>>>>2. Why do women call


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Life with Men is like a deck of cards . . .   1/23/2004

You need a Heart to love them; >a Diamond to marry them; >a Club to beat them; >and a Spade to bury the bastards


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Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...   1/23/2004

Back off Barney, I've got a piece. <br> Want to race to the station, Sparky? <br> I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! <br> On the way to


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poor guy   1/23/2004

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to >>take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming >>outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed


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6/49   1/23/2004

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the damn lottery!" > The husband


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LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK   1/23/2004

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER <br> <br>


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love dress   1/23/2004

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married 's >>>house. >>> > She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her >>> > -in-law lyin


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Sex (contains swear words )   1/23/2004

>SEX IS A TEMPTATION >CAUSED BY A SENSATION >WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION >IN A WOMANS VENTILATION >DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION? >OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION? &g


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Unusaul Friend Poem   1/23/2004

Unusual Friend Poem > > >For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality. > >When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge


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infant size   1/23/2004

Infant Size > > >Betty and Bob began dating with it known to both that neither one was >interested in having sex until they were married. The relationship was >doing ve


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milk bath   1/23/2004

MILK BATH <br> > > A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note > for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the


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2 weeks to live   1/15/2004

a man goes to the doctor and gets a check up.the doctor finishes the exam and tell the man"i have some bad news, you only have 2 weeks to live." the man is shocked.he asks the doctor, "is there a


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fix this   1/15/2004

a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?its been flickering for weeks now." he looks at her and says angrily, "fix the


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need more computer books for dummies   1/15/2004

Customer: i cant seem to send any e-mails. Tech support:What are you doing to send it? Customer:i write it down on a piece of paper, slide it into the slot on the front of the computer and click


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wanted   1/15/2004

a tall well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- chia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. <br> Intere


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how you can tell it's going to be a rotten day   1/15/2004

you wake up face down on the pavement. you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. you see a '60 minute' news team in your office. your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candle


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i'll pass   1/15/2004

i went to a party, one time, i met a really hot guy.We chatted for some time, and one thing led to another.Oh, yea and the party so happened to be at his place.Well, there we were in his room have


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give it up   1/15/2004

I once cheated on a boy friend.I told him what i did, and i broke up the relationship.A few days later he calls me back wanting to work things thing s out.Man!This went on for some time whe n i fin


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