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Mad Wife 11/24/2013 Wife comes late at night & quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a Baseball bat & starts hitting the blanke 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny 11/24/2013 Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What Animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good j 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage Counselor 11/24/2013 A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had. 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dam Fish 11/24/2013 A boy was selling fish shouting “dam fish, come buy dam fish”. A preacher happened to be passing by when he heard the boy. He asked the boy, ‘why call them dam fish?’ Boy: be 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Funeral 11/24/2013 A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hair Cut 11/24/2013 A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Laundry 11/24/2013 Young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry is not very 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cheating 11/24/2013 A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Having a Baby 11/24/2013 Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s od 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good News, or Bad News 11/24/2013 Wife to Husband (on the Phone): “Hey baby, what you doing???” . . Husband: “Listen, I am really busy! Don’t have time to talk at all.” . . Wife: “Well 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Addicted 11/18/2013 Is it your eye, or is it your smile, maybe its your sweet Love, that got me all messed up on the inside. Its there, but its hard to explain what it is, but its something that got me addicted to you... 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How many times will she release? 11/6/2013 How many times will she release, she released once while I was cleaning her plate, she released once while she was clearing my pipe, she released 2, 3 times while I was in her patch, plus she squirted 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Misc. Rants 10/20/2013 Why do people say one thing and do another? If you didn't want to do it, just say you can't or something. Don't worry bout me now where was you when I needed your help? 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Love 10/20/2013 The first time I saw you, I new we was going to be together 4ever, the glow of your skin and the sparkle in your eye, had me in lala land, I was hooked. You came into my life at the right moment, you 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Where the Love go? 10/20/2013 Now of days, its hard to build a relationship, especially a long lasting one. There's a lot of Respect, Honesty, Trust and Love that goes into a relationship. "You can gain my Respect with 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Where the Love go? 10/20/2013 Now of days, its hard to build a relationship, especially a long lasting one. There's a lot of Respect, Honesty, Trust and Love that goes into a relationship. "You can gain my Respect with 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes |
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