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rm_lululuv18 31 F
2  Articles
relationship gone bad   4/26/2008

So I have a question that has been on my mind for a while. Can someone help me? Well I meet this guy on here and we had some fun. No, we did not sleep with each other! As I have said before I am not like that. Well, I enjoy this guys company, he is a sweet person. But, one day I was digging deep into his personal life and he told me that he had someone. I asked some person questions about their ...

3 Comments, 154 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
rm_68melts 55 F
3  Articles
men and women alike....   4/23/2008

why is it people go on this site looking for things there never realy looking for.. you meet someone fall in love and then you find out that you can take the person away from the chat sites but you cant take the chat sites out of the person... why even be on it if you cant let go of it.

2 Comments, 61 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
TAX RANT   4/19/2008

Tax truth At first I thought this was funny..then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his ...

2 Comments, 22 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
RELEGIOUS RANT...   4/19/2008

On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone.

The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He ...

2 Comments, 37 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
how things change in 30 years !!!   4/19/2008

THIS IS HILARIOUS...Read the scenario and then read what the outcome would have been in 1977 and then what the outcome would be today. Lol...what's sad is it is sssooo true...hahaha...

SCHOOL 1977 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, ...

2 Comments, 56 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
too much time on the computer....   4/19/2008


I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every c-an I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the ...

2 Comments, 25 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
wickedscreams 41 M
9  Articles
keeping it real!   4/11/2008

i have read my share of articles about guy's needing to keep it real and stop making these fake profiles or saying they are one thing but being another and the women being tired of it.. But at the same time alot of us guy's are tired of the same bullshit on the womens side, thats the whole reason i left this site the first time cause i couldn't open a fucking page that wasn't a Bot profile. Same ...

7 Comments, 104 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
Be Truthful!!   4/10/2008

Why do so many people decide to lie about their appearance on this website? Do they really think people are going to meet them and say wow you are so much more than I expected!!

4 Comments, 90 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
SinglegalUSA 43 F
1  Article
Problems with the site   4/9/2008

I think there are about 100 groups, blogs, and posting on this subject. I think that is one of the reasons why most of the people I met when I joined are no longer here. It just isn't worth it to them to pay for a service that usually doesn't work for them. Sometimes you can chat on this site, sometimes you can use webcams, sometimes you can use IMs, sometimes you can see your correct profile. I ...

3 Comments, 145 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
rm_nolentally 58 M
81  Articles
Busting Out   4/8/2008

Score a victory for the Danes. A Danish pressure group, the Topless Front, recently successfully forced lawmakers in Copenhagen to allow women to go topless in public pools. The leader of the group declared, “We women would like to decide by ourselves when our breasts should be sexual and when not.”

Copenhagen now joins a host of cities, states and countries around the ...

2 Comments, 24 Views, 2 Votes
Older and Wiser   4/7/2008

It was only about 3 years ago that iIrealized I had a big thing for older women. They just turned me on so hard. especially the innocent ones. They just got me so hard. So I signed on to HornyWife with hopes of finding one. Lucky me. I found one close to me that desired a young cock. I had that and we met each others desires within no time. What a fuck!!! I don't think I've ever cum so hard. I filled ...

2 Comments, 133 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
This is the other reason why I come back less and less   4/7/2008

Indiscriminately targeted spam (and features) like this:

From: A.dult Fri.endF.inder Subject: Nail her now! Date: Apr 7, 2008 1:10 pm PST

Do you like working with your hands? Then you'll love the newest releases this week for Adult Movies on Demand! Put on your hard hat and check out hot new movies like Bang My Box and Nailed With Cum 2!

Our Adult ...

3 Comments, 97 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
flattop234 47 M
1  Article
Getting tired of these games   4/6/2008

Ok, heres the deal. I have been a member here for a while. Had some nice long chats with some amazing people. Even had multiple conversations with a few. But nothing ever developes past that. Are people here for sex or what? a conversation? bored? what? I am looking for some fun. I'm not too picky. I am fairly attractive. I belong to several dating sites too. I get tons of flirts, but after that, ...

0 Comments, 86 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
cumley14U 61 M
1  Article
Ignorance   4/4/2008

Why are people so ignorant.

Am sick of people seeking pictures, meets and when you respond and send pics that is the last you hear.

How hard is it for a simple No thanks.

0 Comments, 43 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Give it All to Them   3/30/2008

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it ...

10 Comments, 112 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
Nancy Pelosi Stupid Bitch   3/28/2008

This idiot needs to be sent to Irac to the front lines with no protection.

Windfall Tax on Retirement Income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's ...

7 Comments, 87 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
rm_nolentally 58 M
81  Articles
No Nipple Rings Allowed   3/28/2008

You just have to love the TSA. These are the same morons that search little old ladies, , and breast feeding moms as possible terrorists.

Now comes the story of a Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane, She is asking for an apology for the actions of federal security agents,

The woman said she was trying to board a ...

7 Comments, 125 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Mutual Masturbation   3/20/2008

Which partner male or female likes mutual masturbation the most?

4 Comments, 92 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
justme30152 46 M
3  Articles
older women   3/18/2008

I am looking for older white women in the northwest atlanta area! for good times! I am not looking for a suga mama!

3 Comments, 67 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
Post Subject   3/16/2008

I don't rant much. Actually never have. However today. Ever make a post and some members respond to a completely different subject. Usually harshly. I usually pay them no mind. I have seen this happen on other persons post often.However today I made a post and a couple members were saying the subject was about something I'll never would ...

7 Comments, 109 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
LittleVJ 55 F
21  Articles
The adman cometh   3/11/2008

I feel like ranting today...I needed a theme and I found one. Do you still get tons of bulk mail especial on the Y? I do!

I find it absolutley amazing that I can clear out my mailbox and within a couple days, I have like 60 to 100 emails in my bulk mail. Ads, ads, and more ads. Does anyone ever read them? I don't need Viagra nor a discount mortgage loan. I certainly wouldn't need phony ...

12 Comments, 117 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
8 Year Gold Member finally gets screwed!   3/10/2008

WTF is with the company that bought out HornyWife? I went to renew my gold subscription...was told I had already done so...and now I'm a standard member who isn't eligible for the lower rate??? I've really enjoyed the webcams, but htis company can go fuck itself.

3 Comments, 133 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
rm_fluidmind231 45 M
1  Article
The decline of literature   3/10/2008

Haha ok, so this might not be the best place for such a rant, however I feel it needs at least a cursory addressing.

for this arguments sake let us assume that the decline of literature is also the decline of a culture. Written archives, memories, icons etc, are being quickly replaced by electronic forms, from disk recordings, dvd, server storage etc etc... So I'm pretty sure, in a ...

2 Comments, 28 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
justme30152 46 M
3  Articles
Fake people   3/9/2008

I would like to know why there are so many fake people on this site! this is a sex site and a place for people to meet get to know each other then fuck or what ever they do! whats the deal or is it i am looking for this site to be something its not? I also would like to know if anyone has really had any luck on here?

5 Comments, 55 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
rm_nolentally 58 M
81  Articles
Toys Ok In Texas   3/8/2008

A federal appeals court in February overturned a statute outlawing sex toy sales in Texas. The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Texas law making it illegal to sell or promote obscene devices, punishable by as many as two years in jail, violated the right to privacy guaranteed by the 14th Amendment.

The appeals judges wrote that the case was not about public sex. Instead ...

4 Comments, 85 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_buymelovepls 39 F
9  Articles
Worst date ever.   3/7/2008

What is worse? Please pretend that you were me, and this is your experience last night. Please make your choice for me:

1. You went to a bar where your only hope was to dance, yet there were nobody on the dancefloor?

2. You are meeting up this guy (from A.F.F.)for the first time, and he asked you to go dutch on drinks because he is on a tight budget? ...

10 Comments, 276 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
rm_ellistar 46 M
12  Articles
Cute sexy girl for you   3/6/2008

Well I have fallen for that one a few times. I get an invite from this girl, I see her profile her beautiful picture, and I say great we are compatible. I email her through this site, wait lets see. She replies: > "juliamiller24 at liamg todmoc Reverse the third line of this message so we can at least talk. Hope you can read this mail" So I say wtf and crack the code and send her an email through ...

2 Comments, 156 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
Simply_smiling14 55 F
17  Articles
Interesting Death Statistic   3/5/2008

Regardless of where you stand on the U.S. involvement in Iraq , here is a sobering statistic:

There has been a monthly average of 160, 000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 40 months, and a total of 3, 567 deaths. That is a firearm death rate of 60 per 100, 000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100, 000 persons ...

4 Comments, 55 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
1  Article
WHAT MAKES A HO   3/5/2008


6 Comments, 181 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
rm_nolentally 58 M
81  Articles
No Dead Fish Allowed   3/4/2008

I came across an article recently that detailed what men hate in bed. One of those particularly hit home. The article was saying that during sex some women don‘t do anything ‒ just lie down and expect to have some pleasure now. It went on to say that men want their partner to show that you want to have sex with them. I agree with that statement.

Men want their partner to ...

3 Comments, 84 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
IMC delays   3/1/2008

I'm beginning to try to use the chat feature more and more only to find that either no one ever answers, or on a few occasions, find out later that the person I contacted had signed out hours earlier. Is it just like that or am I doing something (or not doing something)?

3 Comments, 35 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Josiedawn59 64 F
2  Articles
, What does it mean to you?   3/1/2008

..It is no secret, being and sodomized is a bone chilling thing to happen to anyone. It is the most horrifying experience that anyone should have to suffer through. Not just at the time, but for the rest of your life. All those scars heal over, the damage inside, being torn to shreds, having to have yourself reconstructed inside, eventually heals, Those black eyes and bruised checks, broken jaw ...

8 Comments, 303 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Reassurance ! ! !   2/28/2008

Remember it takes a so called college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those who fly routinely in our jobs....

12 Comments, 151 Views, 31 Votes ,5.25 Score
woman cum first.   2/28/2008

I want to understand why men get their sex ideas from porn?This is their idea of sex. KIss kiss, lick her for a minute she sucks you as long as you like. then you fuck. you cum and bam she should of too. If she complains you are confused . Most men i know think i should cum when they want me too. They did everything right. I feel each person is not the same. People tell me what you think please.

14 Comments, 208 Views, 20 Votes ,2.36 Score
wondering.....   2/26/2008

Its funny to me that so many women put pictures of themselves on here....showing their body parts ....but will still say they are looking for an honest relationship with a knight in shinning armor.....and they also say.."if you are married or attached, do not contact me"........well HELLO ....this is a swingers site and sex site.....what do you think you are going to find on here?? if you want ...

13 Comments, 167 Views, 19 Votes
djjwill 64 M
1  Article
Please insert $1.00 for the 3 days   2/23/2008

I recently got a chat invite, on a different site, from what seamed to be a nice woman. I accepted the invite, thinking it would be cool to talk to and meet a perfect stranger. The conversation was progressing fine and was starting to get into a hot intimate thriller. Thing were really getting hot and out of nowhere the next line I received was " for $1.00 you can get 3 days on my site." Who ...

6 Comments, 125 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
sumthingnew87 33 C
1  Article
WTF on IMC   2/23/2008

Ok, so I'm a newer member on this site and trying to figure everything out. I think Im doing pretty good so far but the one thing I haven't figured out is what is expected on the instant messanger. I've tried starting with just a hello, or with saying they are hot or something provactive but the results are the same they either dont reply or reply with some small banter and before anything gets ...

8 Comments, 128 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Mother in law !   2/22/2008

My ex mother in-law never once saw any irony in calling me a sorry god damn of a bitch at any time period.


12 Comments, 334 Views, 29 Votes ,6.85 Score
2  Articles
Older women...   2/22/2008

God I LOVE older women...Call 'em "Cougars" call 'em "MILFS" even call 'em "GILFS"...I love 'em, want 'em, seek 'em and have done 'em. It's got nothing to do with wanting a "mommy" either. It's about a mature, sexy, classy women knowing what she wants and not playing any B.S. games like so many gals my age and younger play. It works out beautifully too cause when these older ladies are sexually ...

8 Comments, 310 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
Etherialknights 41 M
5  Articles
Do women REALLY have a clue what they want?   2/21/2008

Everywhere I look I see profiles that all say the same thing. I want someone who is open, honest, intelligent, engaging, safe, genuinely cares about my well being, with a sense of humor. It’s all a bunch of lies. You tell yourself that is what you want, you take the time to put it all up there, but what happens when you find him…you throw him straight into the trash.


5 Comments, 116 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
rm_Probber 50 M
1  Article
No hablmos estoy?   2/18/2008

What the hell on opening my home page I find it in spanish? It pisses me off to have to interpret my as set english page.I speak spanish and can wright it but shouldn't have to my settings haven't changed in five years.Is this site so screwed up that it can't put a profile together in the language specified.This isn't the first time otherwise I wouldn't be bothered. Has this happened to you?and ...

3 Comments, 53 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
An Indian boy’s first sexual experience in the 1960s’   2/18/2008

I f I remember correctly, when I was about 12 years old I started to experience mild arousals.Brought up in a strict (Indian ) Catholic background , the need to remain pure was hardwired into my mind by my parents , catechism teachers and retreat preachers. But as I entered teens , I found that , whenever I read romantic stuff , (I did not seek to read any porn) my penis was moving! And it ...

2 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Maybe Bush should have listened a little closer   2/15/2008

As General Schwartzkopf said, "Forgiveness is God's business, mine is to arrange the meeting."...

12 Comments, 115 Views, 26 Votes ,4.32 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Exercise !   2/15/2008

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? ...

16 Comments, 115 Views, 24 Votes ,3.93 Score
NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Why are you concerned?   2/12/2008

I, like others on here, check out the video intros on here. I've seen a few couples videos, and when I read the comments, there's always some dude saying something like, "I'm amazed you can make her cum with that small dick, " and the like. And for the most part, it's guys that say this!

Dude, why are you concerned with the size of another guy's dick? Apparently, she likes it. That's all ...

2 Comments, 83 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
ladiescouple 49 C
1  Article
Our "Stood us up" list   2/11/2008

We're starting a list for those that have specifically made definitive plans with us, to then not show and stand us up in hopes this will serve as a warning to other members so they do not lose the time and money we have lost trusting others to be considerate and decent. HornyWife should strongly consider a "reliability" rating based on peers in the friends network, with another added "link us" type ...

17 Comments, 365 Views, 18 Votes ,5.85 Score
willingtoplz69 37 M
1  Article
Flirting   2/10/2008

I love to flirt! its fun as hell!! I attracted my ex by flirting with her a lot. She loved the attention and knew that I flirted. We started dating for awhile. About a year and a bit into the relationship she tells me, out of the blue, that i need to stop all my flirting bcus it makes her feel uncomfortable. How can you fall in love with someone and then tell them that you have to change that ...

2 Comments, 39 Views, 3 Votes
rm_ellistar 46 M
12  Articles
Don't Treat People Like That   2/5/2008

I can't accept rudeness, deception, crass behavior or mind games. I have lived by two rules "say what you mean and mean what you say" I had something happen to me that was in effect just plain discourteous. I was implicated in a husband and wife dispute. It happened months ago, I was out at my pool and an argument ensued between my neighbors, the got into it really good. But it was the wife who ...

3 Comments, 73 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
shesmyqueen 47 C
1  Article
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but...   2/1/2008

As I stated in my last blog post, I haven't been blogging much because I've been chatting / emailing with other members about my wife. So when I received an email and friend request from another member, I thought, "Great! Another pervert to chat with." I accepted their request and sent a reply, saying that I was glad that they liked my fantasies and that they got hot looking at pics of my wife. ...

5 Comments, 140 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
Enhancements   1/31/2008

I am tired of hearing about sports stars that use preformance enhancing drugs but I don't think they are the problem. I think that they are part of a bigger problem than steriods in sports. Think for a moment. How many times have you heard or seen ads about male enhancement drugs that promise you the world. How many times have you heard about other drugs and procedures that improve on what ...

4 Comments, 38 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
rm_ellistar 46 M
12  Articles
More football hype   1/29/2008

Just as the the lights go on and the flash bulbs flash the hype will end... Two weeks of misused cliche's and underlying quotes From Manning's bros mind to Brady's boot How "we" can beat them How they can beat "us" As if "we" were playing The game is the same between the lines for all that play, but for us the game is now So come on now and hype "your" team. Tell me your game plan. Who do you ...

3 Comments, 45 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
A.A.A.D.D.   1/29/2008

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I ...

13 Comments, 111 Views, 28 Votes ,5.40 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Life   1/29/2008

Ain't life really like a roll of toilet paper?

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

21 Comments, 109 Views, 29 Votes ,5.95 Score
rm_blacknyoung2 34 M
1  Article
Grinds My Gears   1/29/2008

U know what grinds my gears...when ppl dont understand NO for a answer!

1 Comments, 33 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
On top   1/26/2008

I hate being on top, i think it's the girls job to be on top

16 Comments, 164 Views, 10 Votes
urbanknight 63 M
4  Articles
What a waste   1/20/2008

What a waste.....has this happened to you?

We walked into the club there seemed appeared to be not alot of action going on. I knew this was going to be one of those nights where we would just be sitting off in a dark corner checking out the scene and hanging out.

We made ourselves comfortable and as good as I know I looked in my brown mini dress with the plunging neckline that ...

3 Comments, 63 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The Hollywood Squares !   1/20/2008

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.

Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul ...

16 Comments, 127 Views, 27 Votes ,7.45 Score
LadyKumsalot 61 F
4  Articles
Hey, I don't want to be your arm charm either!   1/17/2008

I keep getting e-mail from older inteligent men who keep insinuating that they want to SHOW me the the finer things in life.

I think it is crass and insulting to think I need to be shown these things and couldn't show him a few things as well.

How about someone to SHARE the finer things in life together???

And here is the kicker... if you don't want their attention ... ...

8 Comments, 97 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
LadyKumsalot 61 F
4  Articles
I am not planning to change my life...   1/17/2008

Funny that you don't see that on women's profiles. We are normally the ones who do the majority of accomodating, and I guess we know it. I just think it is an interesting commentary on the fact that many of the men on this site will pay good money for a web page and not fill out the profile, let alone have anything original to say. That is a canned response from Passion for people who need ...

3 Comments, 60 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Idiot sightings !   1/16/2008

IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, ...

8 Comments, 127 Views, 31 Votes ,6.79 Score
glaserw1970 53 M
2  Articles
Bye the way I'm paying attention and definitely a real person   1/10/2008

This is truly sad commentary of the condition of the Xmatch community here that we have to resort to this. We have found in general there are many wanna bees here in the lifestyle they can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Which is understandable considering the potential strain on a relationship. But all of us secure, real folks here have to pay for their issues, it sucks but it is what it ...

4 Comments, 74 Views, 10 Votes
what do people want   1/3/2008

I notice there are a number of people who place ads which say seeking male, lady etc then going further down their ad it states no single males need apply, sorry people you cannot have it both ways you either want a male, couple, or lady. If you only want a lady just say so do ask for a male then say no, its a waste of your time deleting the replies just as much as it is for people relying to you ...

5 Comments, 52 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
ICumInPeace15 39 M
1  Article
Who are these people?   1/2/2008

One of my hobbies lately has been to turn on my web cam and chat with the woman who stop by to watch. Often, this can evolve into some fun cybersex, with her sending me some hot photos. There are several reasons why I wonder whether a majority of these could be fakes:

1) Only about 1 in 10 people who log on to view my webcam have female profiles. I ignore them or block them, like any ...

2 Comments, 57 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
LovelandCpl69 68 C
3  Articles
Honesty on the site   12/31/2007

We're having a hard time understanding all the dishonesty we've found here. It takes several forms.

1) If you claim to be a couple and your wife is never available, do you think we're too stupid to figure out what you're up to? And if you arrange a meeting with a couple expecting to meet another couple, do you really think we're going to say, "Oh well, let's bring him home and have sex ...

8 Comments, 152 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
I would like to respond.   12/30/2007

These ladies tell in their profiles that they are horny, and want to fuck.want 1on1 sex and no strings attached.They also check their e-mail quite often.And by now ive should have gotten something??

7 Comments, 131 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
rm_knt966 50 C
1  Article
vancouver island is doing well   12/29/2007

We've been to a couple of off premises parties on the island and they're really fun. The people organizing it are vipvictoria and they're doing a wicked job.

keep going you guys, you're doing great!

2 Comments, 51 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles


Somebody said this was probably the best e-mail he'd seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Rep Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...

'We the sensible people of the United States , in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our ...

7 Comments, 87 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Under age 40? You won't understand   12/27/2007

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it ...

13 Comments, 215 Views, 31 Votes ,7.94 Score
Whats Up   12/26/2007

I met a couple on here.He wants me to fuck his wife.She was not into at all at first.Now she is and hes not.We've made out a couple of times What should I do.

7 Comments, 141 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
rm_lvcrmfilin 49 F
2  Articles
Kudos to HornyWife   12/16/2007

I would like thank the HornyWife STAFF for their prompt attention to the afore mentioned abuse of my profile. I know that some of us on here aren't always happy with the service we receive. The IM doesn't always work correctly. There are numerous quirks and glitches we would like to see fixed. But I wanted to let you all know that in this particular instance HornyWife performed wonderfully. The ...

3 Comments, 94 Views, 9 Votes ,2.78 Score
rm_lvcrmfilin 49 F
2  Articles
PIRATED PHOTOS   12/16/2007

I was just contacted a short time ago by another HornyWife member who sent me an e-mail that they saw MY photo on another profile for a woman from michigan.lustalicious63, to be exact. We did a search for said profile and sure enough there was MY photo on her profile. Of course we can't be sure that it's even a female can we!Considering who ever it is PIRATED MY PHOTO and used it to represent them ...

4 Comments, 203 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
Reading 101   12/15/2007

Why do so many people who wish to respond to questions , points and advice in the magazine section fail to read the words? What Is it with the responders? Are we to be so bold as to submit to the embarrassing simple fact or statistic that we as a nation have to prove we are failing in all levels of intellectual progress in the world including a sex site. Or is that a sex site has a select few ...

4 Comments, 71 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Gun Control ! ! !   12/13/2007

Read carefully !

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson ! ~

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not ...

63 Comments, 616 Views, 47 Votes ,7.46 Score
rebelguy33 52 M
1  Article
Wink?   12/12/2007

I get a wink...then get hot listed...added as friend...see ya on IM...and you won't even talk to me at all...what's up?

4 Comments, 79 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
Friendly chats   12/8/2007

This is a rave, just to say that the chat rooms have improved to a certain degree in my opinion. The reloading is a little better even if some chatters seem to be there, but they don't show up. The chatters are usually easy to get along with, some exceptions there of course. Thanks to everyone who has made chat a more enjoyable experience these last few months.

3 Comments, 64 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
xSexiMommix 34 F
1  Article
Idiots.   12/7/2007

I'm sorry but I am not a person who likes bullshit. I will however need to address the men who e-mail me with a one liner such as "wanna fuck." Also the people who use "net-speak", I'm sorry darling but if you type in a way such as this "u iz bootifull we fuck?" I'm sorry but no. Learn to speak, and in turn type. I am an *English* major and it really bothers me. First of all, I don't want to ...

10 Comments, 280 Views, 21 Votes ,5.72 Score
jd52000 51 M
25  Articles
RUDE PEOPLE ON HornyWife   12/6/2007


9 Comments, 165 Views, 12 Votes ,0.86 Score
response   12/2/2007

Why is it that when a person sends a wink or adds someone to there hot list that Person doesn't respond? A no thank you is better than nothing.

6 Comments, 109 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Advent is upon us   11/26/2007

Rant: I have nothing to complain about. Rave: I have nothing to complain about.

Hug a family member tonight. If you don't have family, hug someone else's family member tonight (with permission, of course).

0 Comments, 26 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
BassicInstinct74 49 M
3  Articles
Bird Shit...   11/25/2007

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.

Within a week I had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the shit! It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, ...

5 Comments, 141 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
It's here !   11/20/2007

The christmas season has begun, how do I know for sure you ask? Because I have the stupid. CHA CHA CHA CHIA song stuck in my head, and every 30 seconds it is replaced with the clap on clap off song!

0 Comments, 36 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
rm_evil_pussy 44 F
17  Articles
Darn Christmas Shoppers   11/20/2007

i know its a little early to be christmas shopping but i did it to get it over with. have you ever encountered those shoppers who could care less if you are standing in the same isle and just run the hell over you? i had this one certain woman knocking the hell out of my ankles. it seemed that no matter which isle i went down, there was was coming at me full force with her buggy. ...

2 Comments, 86 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
rm_evil_pussy 44 F
17  Articles
on the site........   11/19/2007

the other day i got an email on my myspace from a 16 year old boy. he states that he saw my profile picture on HornyWife but wasnt a paying member and couldnt see the good stuff. he wanted to know if i would email him some nude pictures of myself!!!!! i emailed him back saying that he was way too young to even be on a sex site in the first place and way too immature to be asking any ...

6 Comments, 207 Views, 5 Votes ,5.43 Score
Anyone else having this problem?   11/17/2007

I have been having "technical difficulties" on this site for over a week now. Problem number one: Can't upload photos into e-mail. When I try to do this (same way as I always did before the problems), it says "sending" for an unusual amount of time, then returns to the e-mail with the error notice "Your photo did not successfully upload". I've tried uploading from floppy, from CD, from the ...

2 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
fatnslippery 71 M
1  Article
I have updated my awfull brazen slut crude profile.....   11/17/2007

I have updated that awfull brazen profile of mine.The new one is a more honest real me wartsnall lol. Only the insane would have answered the original one, and they did lol, there was an intermediate one for a couple of days but the new one should be released by the censors soon. Women kept saying i was boasting regarding one sentence lol....... Oh Father forgive them they know not!!! rofl it was ...

3 Comments, 79 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Daddy_n_snowbear 72 C
2  Articles
Women who clearly do not know their own size   11/15/2007

My biggest peeve is women who do not know their own size. For example one the other day said SLIM, ok but then bra size was 40DD - do they not know how to measure themselves, have they never been taught??

Ladies learn what size you are - "A little extra padding" does NOT equate to a 34B.

No one is saying that you have to be any size you are not, just get with it please, and ...

5 Comments, 146 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
carsandgirls042 40 M
1  Article
Does this site realy work anymore?   11/15/2007

I have been a member of this site for a long time now. I have seen it go through a lot of changes. Some of them have been good some have been bad. By large the most shocking change has been the kind of members that join this site. This used to be a good site to meet people either to chat with or to meet and have some good adult fun. Now when you email someone (I am not going to just single ...

3 Comments, 95 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Fucking business phones !   11/13/2007

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ..Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English.

11 Comments, 163 Views, 33 Votes ,5.99 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Shit shit shitty !   11/12/2007


Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineo!

There are lucky shits, ...

18 Comments, 168 Views, 29 Votes ,6.15 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Hangover Rating System !   11/8/2007

One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are ...

17 Comments, 111 Views, 27 Votes ,5.13 Score
Making contact   11/5/2007

Why is it so hard to acknowledge another member on this site. I've tried IMs, chats and even testimonials and still no responses.Whats a man have to do to get a women's attention around here.

5 Comments, 81 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
If it quacks like a duck.......   11/2/2007

Yes I'm here for SEX with a eye for a relationship. HAd a few complaints about this but TOUGH!!! What's this site essentially for then?!? Had several lovers I've met here- fell in love with one and I still LOVE HER but I am a very horny man

5 Comments, 58 Views, 6 Votes
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles
Math thru the years... and how it has changed...   11/2/2007

Fifty Years of Math 1957 - 2007

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she ...

3 Comments, 101 Views, 6 Votes ,5.93 Score
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles


Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly ...

7 Comments, 66 Views, 6 Votes ,5.93 Score
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles
Something to think about..   11/2/2007

A while back, I was sitting around a Christmas tree with friends watching Sam open his presents. A mysterious gift was handed around for everyone to play with, a transparent globe with a star inside. Press the button on the attached handle and the stars light up and spun at high speed, creating a web of multi colored tracers. Made in China... Then there was the big brutish tow truck.. Also made ...

1 Comments, 45 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Atomic bombs & busy signals ! ! !   11/1/2007

My rant ! ! !

I'd rather be chained spread eagle in the Nevada desert by iron restraints buried in concrete by my wrist and ankles buck naked and blindfolded and have an Atomic bomb such as the one that landed on Hiroshima in 1945 hit me right square in the nuts just as long as I could possibly live just long enough to hear the great explosion from it than to ever hear a fucking busy ...

18 Comments, 193 Views, 43 Votes ,2.86 Score
wanttopamperyou2 69 M
65  Articles
Questions from my cluttered mind.   11/1/2007

Do you smoke? Well do you? In browsing profiles I see thee "l am a lite social smoker". What exactly does that term mean? So you smoke when you drink? In a bar? For me it is a deal breaker, as I will never again date a woman who is a smoker. Now I know there are courteous smokers who will not smoke around anyone, or when visiting others; or in their own homes or cars. Just don't understand why ...

4 Comments, 93 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
rm_winniefeeps 50 F
1  Article
Question for the girls   10/31/2007

So here's the thing.

Any of you who check out my profile will know that I have 'pussy pics' on it. Fairly straightforward. No creampie. No toys. No penetration. Just pussy.

And yet I had a message - one of a few - (from a guy) telling me 'no offence but I'm really not that into pussy pics' (yet still wanting me in his network) and a coupla other weird comments (I could write ...

12 Comments, 314 Views, 15 Votes ,5.12 Score
New Lower Standards Apply Now   10/29/2007

Due to shortages in women in the Greater Tri county Area, the following categories of unforgivable lowlifes have been promoted to "potential relationship material" for me:

-Liars -Cheaters -Daily pot smokers -My intellectual inferiors -Dirty, smelly coffee shop poets -Barflies -Possessive types -Man haters -Women old enough to be my Mom -My Mom -Anyone else in my family, including the ...

6 Comments, 124 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
PlatinumsTongue2 38 C
5  Articles
Stupid, immature assholes!   10/27/2007

It never fails to amaze me just how cruel and insensitive people can be. I was browsing through the new member video intros when I came across one that very obviously belonged to a big woman, which was very obvious from the still picture before ever having to click on the vid itself. So I run the video and scroll down to the comments section and sure enough, there were at least ...

11 Comments, 254 Views, 21 Votes ,6.84 Score
pussssssssycat 40 F
8  Articles
Wet Winner!!??   10/23/2007

Ok, bitchiness abound, have to say it...what the f**ck did the woman who won the wet t-shirt win for...she has NO tits!!

Don't get me wrong, she is a pretty thing, but v androgenous and no boobs!!! There were Soooo many other better possible winners! Who the hell voted!! i feel sorry for sweetpea, RachnAndy n solarlilly who were all by far MUCH more deserving! hellz bellz,...

5 Comments, 107 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
jd52000 51 M
25  Articles


17 Comments, 272 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
rm_gman2112003 55 M
3  Articles
U.S.A.   10/21/2007

I am not a guy who judges people by their color or what kinda sex they want, but what the fuck is going on these days? I'm looking for a new job and I be a motha fucka if I keep seeing must be bi-lingual or some bullshit like that. I'm fuckn sorry man but I was born in this place most people call U.S.A and I speak fuckn english. get fuckn real man. thats my rant so go fuckn rave ...

14 Comments, 234 Views, 17 Votes ,3.27 Score
Smokeybutterfly 40 C
1  Article
What's going on with this order form?   10/21/2007

Does HornyWife know how to do math?

I'm not sure, but something don't add up on the order form. Silver says 12 months for $8.33 a month equals $99.95 one time fee. COOL then just to the left it says Gold for 12 months at $8.33 a month equals $149.95 one time fee(plus 6 months free totaling 18 months)FREE???Both say 12 months at $8.33, but $149.95 and $99.95??? $50.00=FREE I know ...

3 Comments, 85 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
drive through stupidity   10/18/2007

I saw a new thing that piss'd me off today. Some dork in a grand am was ahead of me at the McDonalds drive through, but the window didnt work in her car . She was driving with the door open to place an order, then pulled forward opened the door again but now with only 5 inch's of space between the door and window.She handed the money up over the door, when she got her change she dropped it and ...

8 Comments, 132 Views, 14 Votes ,5.86 Score
America the consumer   10/18/2007

As a nation that has gone from working class to living poor, how much longer do you think we will continue to be able to survive? America has gone from being a production leader to being a nation of consumers. If there is no more production or work in the U.S. how can we continue to purchase all of those built outside our borders things that we need? And honestly, how did this happen? Did union ...

8 Comments, 122 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
why do?   10/14/2007

people bitch so much?

9 Comments, 138 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Life takes visa   10/14/2007

Have you guys seen the comercials where everybody is happy and dancing while they shop, only to have there good time ruinened when some guy has the nerve to pay for his purchase with cash? When the cashier is all done with this time wasting transaction the music starts back up and everybody is happy again! What a load of crap.Seems that the banking world wants you to finance everything you buy , ...

10 Comments, 104 Views, 8 Votes ,5.80 Score
rm_Poetrybf 38 F
4  Articles
Derogatory comments in e-mail   10/13/2007

I don't really post on this site, but I felt I had to post this thought because of the comments I've recieved lately in e-mail. I feel as if we're all adults on this site, obviously, and we're all here for the same thing.

I want to know why some people feel it necissary to send messages through e-mail on this site that are nasty, and rude. I've recieved probably 3 or 4 e-mails in the ...

11 Comments, 300 Views, 22 Votes ,5.53 Score
lovelost2wice 57 M
3  Articles
re need help   10/8/2007

I have found out since I wrote the former article that for every ten new visits to my site will give fifty views and email privileges so that is quite a help in deciding to upgrade or not!!

[bling 92602]...

4 Comments, 65 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
things I dont want my tax dollar spent on!   10/8/2007

Mobile trailers as make shift class rooms on public school property.

road signs printed in languages other than english.

sewer hook up for people that opted out and built septic systems in there yards.

sending people and things to the fucking moon and mars! I mean how stupid is that? ...

5 Comments, 81 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
lovelost2wice 57 M
3  Articles
need help   10/7/2007

I found out today that being a new member has some major fall backs like limited email ability viewing profiles etc. this is not a whine just asking for some help I have done lots of things to build points to earn privileges but that just isn't quite enough so if you can help by viewing my profile which will help a great deal it would be greatly appreciated and thanks!!!

[bling ...

5 Comments, 63 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
sheneedsit1964 44 C
3  Articles
enuff is enuff   10/6/2007

when your partner says no .doesnt that mean no?well its a lil dissapointing when you see those doe eyes lookin at you [and she says ill do this and that if ya let me] i cave in like a sinkhole..i need to muster up more courage or what ..its that i dont wanna see her dissapointment is she will go see him again, ,so she says please again and ima cave again also...what gives ..why does ...

9 Comments, 83 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles
Something to think about...   10/3/2007

Something to think about...

A while back, I was sitting around a Christmas tree with friends watching Sam open his presents. A mysterious gift was handed around for everyone to play with, a transparent globe with a star inside. Press the button on the attached handle and the stars light up and spun at high speed, creating a web of multi colored tracers. Made in China... Then there was ...

2 Comments, 49 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
potbelliedman 46 M
13  Articles
Where's the outrage?   9/30/2007

I just don't get it. My state allows places to hang anti-Concealed Carry signs that those of us with licenses are supposed to respect, and observe even after taking training and despite some people's back grounds with weapons familiarity and proficiency, yet my state still allows people to go get drunk and cause trouble or wrecks. Why is it that a fire arm, which has no intent on hurting anybody ...

9 Comments, 140 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
hpycple1 60 C
1  Article
EXTRA MARITAL   9/24/2007

How come so many people have a problem with people who have sex with other people other than ther spouses? Its one thing to have an affair. Thats when the 2 people spend money and time with each other. I myself am married and I have sex with my so called fuck buddy. I have asked my husband to venture out so we can spice up are marriage but he refuses. So I go at it without his knowledge. My boy ...

17 Comments, 388 Views, 25 Votes ,1.69 Score
makeumoan1111 37 M
16  Articles
why why why why (revised)   9/23/2007

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike ...

5 Comments, 107 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
BassicInstinct74 49 M
3  Articles
The Fast and the Furious series....   9/23/2007

I'm a classic muscle car buff. I like 'em all--Chevys, Fords, Mopars--you name it, I'm there. If it's got eight cylinders and sounds like thunder rolling down the street--it's enough to make me bust a nut!

In recent years, I've noticed a disturbing trend in feature films. Every time I see a movie that features classic American muscle, they always end up being completely destroyed, and ...

6 Comments, 127 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Jkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkhjkh!   9/22/2007

I'm sure some of you have seen the gibberish rave around the articles so it's obvious they will approve anything and I want to be a part of the holy gibberishistic bunch too. Might as well. I've done about everything else.

Who else wants to be of the holy gibberishistic bunch?

To join just give us a sample of your best gibberish and become a fellow ...

30 Comments, 372 Views, 49 Votes ,1.32 Score
rm_buymelovepls 39 F
9  Articles
Tale of a cock that cant be touched.......!   9/21/2007


i had a, erm....... an interesting experience with this guy in KL. we went to his house, i did a flirty dance in my boobs-dropping-out lingerie and teased him for a long time, before allowing him to touch me. After he groped my breasts and fiddle with my clit, i was wet and ready for, i was hoping, his cock.

but he took out 2 ...

9 Comments, 310 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Scott_in_Tulsa 39 M
9  Articles
Hey Cheater! I'm Fucking YOUR Wife Next!   9/19/2007

This has got to be my biggest HornyWife pet peeve, men coming onto HornyWife to cheat on their wives. I’m not talking about open relationships or swinging couples, if everyone knows what’s going on, then it’s all good. Everyone is agreeing to consensual sex..

The funny thing about consent is it requires one to be informed. If you are cheating on your wife, she ...

12 Comments, 329 Views, 19 Votes ,4.44 Score
I'm not wasting any more time   9/18/2007

I've left the paragraph below on my profile as I depart next week. Perhaps a bit harsh, but fuck it. Do any of you guys feel the same way? FYI, yes I had photos (now removed) and I was 100% genuine about my status and what I was looking for.

My Silver membership expires in 1 week. I've decided I'm not going to waste any more of my money on this site. I'm going to re-engage with the ...

7 Comments, 188 Views, 18 Votes ,5.99 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The Twilight Zone !   9/15/2007








Well...... HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!! ...

21 Comments, 290 Views, 47 Votes ,0.76 Score
rm_BoundSpirit 42 F
14  Articles
WTF... You gotta be kidding me!! :o   9/13/2007

I see this anything can be posted to this board, like comments on the Mike Voc case. Who needs to have a few steaks tied to his ass, so he can get mauled by pitt bulls, BTW. And so I have to share this rant of mine. Yes it is LONG, fair warning! Though some may consider it a good read, I hope!


2 Comments, 95 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Your post has been denied due to the inclusion of solicitation   9/8/2007

(the following is the exact Rant and Rave that was denied by Various because it included a solicitation. Can you find the exact solicitation Various found offensive? after re-reading it a second time, I think I know what they're talking about... the algorithm is off in flagging it as such, though.)

Rant and Rave: September's Wet T-Shirt Contest 9/8/2007 1:41 AM


2 Comments, 124 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
rm_buymelovepls 39 F
9  Articles
My boyfriend doesnt make me cum!!!   9/6/2007

Went bowling last night with bf. Got home at 1am and was dead-beaten tired but he was eager to try the rest of 5 flavours of lubricants. We had a very quick shower together, rubbing each other and building the mood for actual sex.

after we dried ourselves, he lied on his back and i was tempted by his huge, hard cock, i gave him a blow job. he was so horny a slight sucking at the head ...

13 Comments, 249 Views, 14 Votes ,2.50 Score
Membership Level Not High Enough   9/3/2007

What's with that bollocks when all you want to do is check out a profile!

I'm a silver member and have been able to access gold and VIP members' profiles, but occasionally you'll hit one that produces the aforementioned message.

Is there some kind of 'Sex-Goddess' membership whose profiles we lower forms of life can't access?

A ruse to get more money out of us?

4 Comments, 85 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
makeumoan1111 37 M
16  Articles
why why why why why why   8/28/2007

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and ...

8 Comments, 194 Views, 16 Votes ,1.07 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
It's a doggone shame   8/27/2007

As you can see from my picture, I am a black man. What I don't understand is the amount of support that Michael Vick is getting Let's just face it. He was stupid and wrong. If you are making that kind of money, can't you find another business or hobby to get into. Granted, there are people out there that have done more evil in the world than Vick. That does not excuse him for what he did or ...

8 Comments, 121 Views, 11 Votes ,3.35 Score
tigerfrog06 48 C
6  Articles
life is not perfect   8/27/2007

ok, i know you get what you pay for in life. what you put into something you get back. i am not asking for the world here, but i am tired of people saying one thing then doing or being a different way. We joined this site to meet people in hopes of hooking up and getting into the lifestyle, but mostly and mainly for friends. We both have been in Jax for a wile now and both have a very elaborate ...

2 Comments, 49 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rm_oralam1 39 F
2  Articles
Sunday morning coffee. . . .   8/26/2007

I was visiting my mom this morning, having coffee with her and talking about the past week. Her boyfriend wakes up, and knows that I am there at the house, but is completely comfortable walking around in boxer-briefs instead of just getting some pants on.

This particular undergarment is black, and kinda long in the legs, nothing skimpy, so it's okay.

For a while.


4 Comments, 235 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Dogs vs Vick   8/24/2007

Michael Vick, celebrity quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons has finally gave it up after his co-defendants were going to testify against him for the Government.

From what I saw on ESPN he is going to get Federal jail time on fighting charges not counting the gruesome murders he personally hands on dealt out to his dogs for not performing up to his standards.

I understand that the ...

13 Comments, 186 Views, 46 Votes ,2.23 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Internet stalking from one dating site to the other?   8/24/2007

Do you think that a person who follows a person from one dating site to another dating site and records that persons deleted handles number of responses has kept a personal file on them from those sites just might be a stalker? Some people don't and I think that is far out that they don't.

If the handles mentioned were were deleted there was no other way to do so was there? They had ...

16 Comments, 208 Views, 49 Votes ,2.07 Score
spoldrtn812 58 F
17  Articles
Damn I'm glad   8/22/2007

I am not someone else's opinion of me!

The beauty of this site is the ability to share ones feelings freely. For those of us that are thick-skinned enough we allow total strangers to share their opinions with us about our feelings.

If we are wise when we comment we understand clearly that the person is only sharing a glimpse of his/her life with us. ...

2 Comments, 59 Views, 11 Votes ,5.41 Score
willing2tryit42 44 M
2  Articles
Racial profiling!   8/20/2007

Here's a question, have you ever been totally flabbergasted? No, really, just totally blown away, by the sheer animosity of someone else? Wait, let me explain. I was standing in line at one of our infamous home improvement centers, when the lady at the register noticed my tattoo. She commented on it, and I explained to her what it meant. She then proceeded to tell me she would never date a guy ...

9 Comments, 171 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
Peopleclickz is just a clone   8/16/2007

I found the original site that is just like Peopleclickz. The difference is they have been around a lot longer and they have a lot more members and it is completely free.

The site is adultspace(dot)com.

Peopleclickz looks like a clone of that site.

I don't care for myspace or any of these adult versions of it.

The guy at peopleclickz is threatening to charge ...

6 Comments, 202 Views, 14 Votes
alternative fuel   8/14/2007

If and when hybrid cars become an afordable option for the average working person, do you have a preferance of the type of fuel it will run on? Right now you can buy a car that will run on unleaded gas and E-85 corn based bio fuel. It is a proven fact that E-85 has less of a punch than regular gas, you will get about 5 miles less to a gallon than regular gas and it is about $3.00 a gallon just ...

3 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
where do they go?   8/6/2007

I needed to refer back to an article that I remember having 20 or more responses to it this morning and it no longer shows up. Where did it go ? It isnt even in my bank of things I responded to , although it had been. Then another one seems to have vanished from the advice line. I have seen posts that never go through , but all of these had. Another thing that I just noticed is that sometimes ...

1 Comments, 52 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
jack1801000 75 M
3  Articles
men who have average thick cocks in honolulu, M/M   7/30/2007

looking for men, or a good man, with a 6inch thick cock for mutual m/m pleasuring!!! i am in honolulu, reg. fuck buddy needed. and appreciated!!, age no factor. i am a mature man, retired, and can host a GOOD THICK FUCKIN COCK, for my bottom pleasure!!, jack, near waikiki, visitors welcomed!!,

0 Comments, 30 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
no_problem_mon 37 M
7  Articles
I can't even read emails without paying?   7/30/2007

I can't even read emails which were sent to me first without being taken to the "pay me" screen, but I know a couple with a standard account who has basically full access to everything, presumably because they're popular.. What the hell? I'm not paying a damn dime to this site.

8 Comments, 135 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
New photo Gallery   7/24/2007

This is more than an observation than a rant, but I've noticed recently that the new photo gallery often have silhouettes instead of pics. I don't go into the gallery itself, but I see the silhouettes in the five pics that show up on my home page. I would expect that if I (or anyone else) wanted to go check out new photos that I'd actually like to see real photos. I find it strange that a ...

5 Comments, 92 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
_57_Chevy_ 69 M
1  Article
Blocking people from commenting !   7/22/2007

I have one person blocked from commenting on anything of mine because she is absolutely crazy and hails her entity from New Mexico.

Most people are well aware of her insane actions but she also has her whole head up the abuse teams ass in the manner of having her foot in the door so to speak and if your not politically correct with her in any manner she will report you but she is ...

15 Comments, 378 Views, 28 Votes ,3.24 Score
In the news today   7/20/2007

I just sat down with the paper , only to read an article about a 31 year old woman that drove her 14 yearold and 5 of his friends to a skate park so the boys could kill a 13 yearold boy. Seems the 13 yearold was a member of a different gang than the other boys. The five boys beat and stabbed the younger boy untill he was dead , then walked back to moms car and she drove them home. WoW does it ...

14 Comments, 176 Views, 13 Votes ,5.66 Score
Giant1966 57 M
18  Articles
Just a statement!   7/17/2007

Just a simple statement, we basically know what we are here for(except for a few), and some of here can´t act or respond normally, you know, a thanks but no thanks would be no problem, but I guess some would be required to be somewhat respectful to other people.Oh well!

4 Comments, 80 Views, 9 Votes ,0.43 Score
PassionatePoly 66 F
20  Articles
Adding my own rant to everyone else's now   7/15/2007

OK, so I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and join the rant about non-responsive responders. I'm talking about people with whom you've formed a correspondence, at least exchanging email, and they then just disappear from the face of the earth, with no good-bye or explanation whatsover.

Now honestly, I haven't had that problem with men too often, and when I have, it's usually my own ...

3 Comments, 83 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
liberty13712 42 F
7  Articles
when?   7/12/2007

Grrrrr!!! when are a ff gonna fix the advice line? its been stuck on the same questions for hours now!!

I need my A/L fix lol. i miss the silly questions, i miss the sensible questions and i miss the ridiculous questions! i miss the witty responses and the good responses. hell i even miss _Anthony_Blue boiling peoples heads lol!!

Oh well, back to watching and waiting i guess!! ...

2 Comments, 57 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
game time   7/10/2007

I love having sex. If i could I would do it a couple times a day. I also love football. Why is it woman who are not into football want to interrupt me watching my favorite team when they are on. I had a situation some time again with my ex-wife. She wanted to have sex. I told her yes but lets do it at halftime. She kept interrupting all through the game. I kept telling her lets wait ...

5 Comments, 62 Views, 6 Votes
47  Articles
Dress to undress   7/9/2007

Man, You are ready for a nite of excitement. the are gone and the tension is rising. You wait for her to come out of the room, ready for you. Oh , Oh you are fucked, or not or are, she has rollers, face cream and flannel pj's. Not conducive to a nite of romance. More like take the garbage out wear. I don't care, sexy lingerie is soo nice to look at. So nice to take off. Silk or satin is so ...

1 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
47  Articles
x-match   7/7/2007

We all complain about x-match.The chats are slow and you take hours for a simple conversation. I for one am on here free. I don't pay a nickel. I enjoy the services that x-match gives me. I enjoy the people here and the x-match staff seems to keep a lid on it all. I guess it's human nature to complain. It's a great site for the non bullshitter, For people who love to have a good time. ...

0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
47  Articles
fuck buddy   7/7/2007

Why waste youth on the young. The little bastards can have sex all nite and not miss a beat. We who are older take our time and do it right. I was young once and boys it was soo good to just have it all nite long. Now it's a memory that fades, We are just all so caught up in sex, we forget that it is soo good when you are older. You just go for it, and if it is all nite, rest the next day, you ...

0 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
47  Articles
the Beach   7/7/2007

Oh Boy, I was at the beach this morning. It was soo nice, the tide out, the waves coming in. I waded the cold water before jumping in with the dog. The bay is cold. I thought that it would be nice to come down at nite and have a fire and drinks and make out on the beach under the stars.If you have never, then try it, it is very exciting and God knows who will show up to maybe watch or join you. ...

0 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_coathanger37 51 C
1  Article
Earning Points on HornyWife   7/5/2007

I am often irritated by the stupid post some put up on the Advice Lines. It's been said that some post these unimaginative questions because they are trying to earn points. This only adds to my irritation because you CAN NOT earn points by posting questions in the advice lines! A few people (myself included) have started pointing this out. On a regular basis. Yet still there ...

3 Comments, 111 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
PassionatePoly 66 F
20  Articles
Spelling and Grammar (AKA speling and gramer)   7/4/2007

OK, I realize this is a sex site, and not a classroom, but this is my pet peeve. There's a spell check right at the bottom of each and every message you send, so why not take an extra moment to use it? I will generally just delete messages with very poor spelling and/or grammar, just because I don't care to devote any of my time to someone who has little knowledge or regard for rules of ...

13 Comments, 180 Views, 17 Votes ,6.10 Score
47  Articles
A "nO No"!   7/2/2007

A "No NO", You and her have been in the lifestyle. You love to hear her stories of the guys she has been with. The women you have met. Then you and her get into a spat over nothing really and she goes and spends the night with another guy or you another woman. So what are you trying to prove? Revenge, on who. The friend you are with is going to be resented for taking you in during an argument. ...

4 Comments, 47 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
milfcurious22 30 M
2  Articles
so whats the deal?   7/1/2007

So I've been on HornyWife for a few weeks now and have been getting the hang of the site. I understand that as a nonpaying member there are certain things that i wont be allowed to do... But heres where the rant begins, up until recently I was able to read emails sent to me by other members... and then one day BAM! if i try and open any emails sent to me by anyone other then HornyWife, it just redirects me ...

7 Comments, 111 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
47  Articles
Sluts,Tramps   7/1/2007

Sluts, tramps etc What, You say? I say ban these words and others like them. How dare we as people single out woman as tramps and sluts. Because they enjoy sex? Men can fuck all he sees and gets called stud and hero. The woman, slut. Not fair to any woman. Now a or is another thing. That is sex for sale and those are the names that were chosen. So society as a whole take it easy on girls who ...

2 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Sex in the City   7/1/2007

Maybe I'm in the stone ages but when I hear that women are as interested in sex as men are, I simply scoff and look at the number of men on here versus the number of women. It's around 200:1. If women today are as sexually assertive, aggressive, etc, etc...... as we are led to believe, then where are they? Certainly not on HornyWife.

If the female population is greater than 50% but it's ...

2 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes
47  Articles
Happyt Canada Day   7/1/2007

It's Canada Day. We all should have TODAY OFF, the offical Canada Day. We all are here reaping the benefits of living in a free country, with fresh food and water, a health plan that is just great.The freedom to be here on this site and write what you please. let's wave a flag all year long, not just today.Look around you . all that you have may not be even a thought in another country. Love ...

0 Comments, 10 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
47  Articles
No Suck Zone   6/30/2007

Have You ever, Well I have, and it is no fun. I went out with a woman who never had oral sex. I could not believe that a woman in her early 40's had never had oral sex. That kida take out a few moves in the old ply book. Well I finally worked my way down there for a virgin taste. Well I thought she would go fuckin nuts. When it came time to give, well different story. No way is she going to ...

0 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
47  Articles
Writing on The Match   6/30/2007

So, why do we write articles and blogs? So we can convey to others our thoughts and idea's. Some may read you and say it's shit or somebody may like it and want more. Some could use an idea and get it here. I enjoy doing it and thank x-match for the opportunity to do it. I usually just go under the category rants and raves or humor in relationships, easier for me and you to find.If you haven't ...

0 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
hot96813 64 M
24  Articles
Waste of Money   6/30/2007

Some of my friends say I waste money and time pursuing happy moments. There was a time I followed sports like basketball, baseball, football and others that when my team went all the way so did I. I flew to watch The Laker's play at The Forum, The 49ers in San Francisco, The Yankees at Atlanta, The Olympics at Atlanta, opening night of several Broadway plays, ate at restaurants just because some ...

1 Comments, 58 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
47  Articles
Toys   6/29/2007

Toys, Who has them. I imagine everbody on x-match...We have a few..the favorite is the Jak Rabbit. WoW, the "G" spot, and the clit at the same time. You can get them in all kinds on shapes and styles. There is one for your panties that is controlled by her partner. Fun at dinner or show. They have ones for cocks that stimulate the man and woman. Short, log, thick , thin, ribbed, smooth, anal , ...

0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Vacquero17 66 M
7  Articles
COMMENT   6/29/2007


One of the wonderful opportunities provided by this site is the chance to expand your horizons. Folks are here to hook up, of course, but, along the way, they can also learn a little about what the opposite sex finds appealing and what it is about themselves that's interesting or, God forbid, repulsive.

Soooooo, if someone posts something ...

7 Comments, 68 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
gonzo729 54 M
8  Articles
Dump the Bling!   6/29/2007

We've all be having problems. So many, for myself, I stopped complaing last year. But this bling crap is taking up so much bandwidth, it has to go! It's bad enough we deal with a CEO who could give a shit less. A CS dept that doesn't a damn clue. A screwed up site that keeps adding new "features" when they can't even fix what they already have. Constanly changing rules in a attempt to force ...

8 Comments, 99 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
47  Articles
Swing(win) Cheat(lose)   6/28/2007 it cheating? it swinging?

No way are the 2 the same. To cheat you have to sneak around , secret calls and secret codes. Your mates does not know..yet! When she does find out, either the guilt get's you or you get caught. Either way you broke a trust. You will never have that again, never share what she has, your trust, her trust. So enough said, she ...

1 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
47  Articles
To Love Somebody   6/27/2007

Love, WoW, How many times have we been in Love. I am now and hope to be for the rest of my life to the same woman.Now that I am older it is so much easier to have a lasting relationship. You see the older you are the better your chances of staying in a relationship are. When you croak, you know you made it. Now if You happen to llok at this a comment from those who have been in this lifestyle is ...

0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
$54 million idiot   6/27/2007

When I heard this sorry, I could only shake my head. Some fool in DC was suing a dry cleaners for $54 Million Dollars because they lost his pants. Give me a break. $54MILLION FOR A PAIR OF PANTS. Were they special pants that you can't get anywhere else, no. Were they special made for a specific task, no. But he still sued to that amount. Some people need to get a grip. I'm glad the sorry ...

4 Comments, 78 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
taking the fun out of driving   6/26/2007

i love to drive but it seems that there are forces that are making it less fun. The government around here is talking about putting tolls on a number of major roads. In addition, they are putting cameras that can issue traffic tickets on other one. I am a safe driver. I tend to drive faster than the speed limit but I am smart about it. I know that some of the moves are to make money for the ...

0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles


4 Comments, 54 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
47  Articles
One Thing in Common!   6/25/2007

We all have one thing in common. We love sex.If not for sex, why come to talk about the weather? No we are here to see who we can hook up with. Right now I would take the phone sex thing while she gets busy on the little fella.We all are here for the excitement....yes excitement. We are certainly not here to put up with the slow response of the site. To get thrown off at anytime. ...

0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
47  Articles
Doing "IT" Together   6/25/2007

We as a couple, have to do it all together. We can't go out and do our thing as if we were single.I really am into her getting a strange cock and having her tell of the adventure. I have promised to be a stay at home wait, er mate....waiting for the "score" and the "story" that follows. It has not happened , it may. that is a thing about fantasy and a lifestyle outside the norm. Both people ...

0 Comments, 24 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
vanillalvsdrkmea 51 M
10  Articles
Its a free country and I will give my thoughts   6/24/2007

If you don't like it then don't read it and yes they will terminate your account if you do get suspended three times by them and I do think I have alot more knowledge about computers than you do and how to do things, but anyways they do need to change things to make it more user friendly for members

0 Comments, 50 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
47  Articles
I Unwrap My Own Presents   6/24/2007

The Pics, oh those naughty pics we post. Some are just let it all hang out. Some are sexy, teasing. Which do you like? I like the sexy ones. I don't like to see it all before we meet. I love to unwrap my own packages. What is more sexy now than a woman all made up and dressed in something sexy and teasing you? I love it. On the other hand to have it all presented before you, naked . It's just ...

0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
Everybody wants to be a gangsta   6/24/2007

Maybe I'm just showing my age but why does everyone wnat to be a gangsta. I don't just see it in young black men but in young white and latino also. What are they saying that that the only way to make money in America is by Killing, . How many gangsta live a long life? Not many. I know that in this day that there are a number of young people that don'tlive past their teenage years but there ...

6 Comments, 74 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
vanillalvsdrkmea 51 M
10  Articles
I agree with wildandfree about this site   6/23/2007

That they do need to change the way they do things, I have said earlier that they need to change the rules about certain things, like the stupid rule about giving out personal information, that you have to wait two times till you can do that, how do you feel about that rule? I mean what if a persons a silver member and just paid for it and broke their precious little rule, and got their page ...

2 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes
47  Articles
Stoking The Fires   6/23/2007

Ahhh To the unrefined, uninformed guys & gals. Sex is not for those in a hurry. I know this for a fact. I am guilty. You know, you go to bed and it's late, 4hr.s then... the clock. Time for work. Well I thought that I would give her some oral pleasure. This won't take long I thought. She is the Queen Orgasma. Was I wrong. Tired and sleep seemed so good. I hurried it. Just ...

0 Comments, 24 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
47  Articles
The Big Guns!   6/22/2007

Hey Folks, How's the weekend shaping up? Everybody going to get their share of "big Dicks" You see everybody loves big dicks. Seems the bigger the better. We all know that size doesn't matter. Well, it does and it doesn't. You see you can have perfectly normal, satisfiying sex with what you got.When it comes to shopping around the ads or videos, it's the "big ...

0 Comments, 48 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
Tipop36 97 F
2  Articles
Doublespeak   6/15/2007

What they say: I’m drama free. What they mean: I can't get through the day without at least one shouting match or hissy fit.

What they say: I’m looking for a discreet NSA hook-up. What they mean: Look, I really don’t care who you are or what you’re about. I just want to have a fuck with you and move on.

What they say: I don’t ...

1 Comments, 61 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
breeze878us 57 M
1  Article
Matchcom: The fleecing of horny people.   6/15/2007

The following are reasons why I will not subscribe to Matchcom again. Although it was awhile ago, I created a Matchcom profile with hopes of meeting someone. Within 24 hours, I checked my profile and to my surprise I had received an email! I was so excited I immediately went to my mailbox but I was denied access to it. The web page said I had to be a subscriber to view my mail. Of course, I ran ...

1 Comments, 78 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
vanillalvsdrkmea 51 M
10  Articles
lets write passion a letter in the mail   6/15/2007

Telling what we think of what goes on here and about their silly two email rule between people before giving out contact information, I mean on any other dating site you can do it without worrying about getting suspended or deleted and I mean I would be very upset if I had a gold membership and my profile got deleted because I sent my contact information to someone, I have anti spamware on my ...

0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes
vanillalvsdrkmea 51 M
10  Articles
whats up with these fake people around here   6/15/2007

I met someone thru here and we talked on the phone for awhile and made plans for me to come see here and we both said we would wait till we meet and see how it went before we talked with anyone else and this happened awhile back, so I made the plans to get off of work and such, bought the tickets and then a few days before I was supposed to go see her lo and behold she had a friend just appear ...

1 Comments, 49 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
potbelliedman 46 M
13  Articles
Uneven burning cigars!   6/12/2007

This is pissing me off. I spend plenty of my hard earned money on premium cigars, and twice today I've had ones that burned unevenly. I take my time to light it well, and am an old hand at nice slow easy draws. But with in minutes I look up and see one end is burned down an inch or so, and the other side of it is barely charred. It then becomes a frustrating game of catch up the burn instead of ...

4 Comments, 117 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
FourStringBow 57 M
4  Articles
A question for the guys...   6/12/2007

Have any of you made a standard profile on here with no pictures, all the questions put as "Prefer Not To Say", no extra info and a title saying, basically, "Come And Get It"?

If you did, did you get any emails? Or views?

I ask because it seems to work for the women... wonder why?

2 Comments, 63 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
babygtbk2 49 F
1  Article
what do you do?   6/11/2007

for those who have enhanced their pics, what do you do when you actually meet? how do you explain the scars or extra padding or freckles? has anyone met with someone who's pic didn't match? i have just started on this site and was wondering how real some of these people are. some are just too hot to believe!

1 Comments, 109 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
satnitespecl 64 M
2  Articles
Pics rejected   6/10/2007

I wanted to post a pic of my new motorcycle here so my HornyWife friends could see it and these knuckleheads refused it twice. No people in it, no animals just my bike sitting in my shop it couldnt have been anymore generic less I xeroxed it from the manual.

9 Comments, 75 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
keithandcrys2007 41 C
2  Articles
HornyWife popups on other sites   6/9/2007

I would love to know why I keep getting pop ups from Adult Friend Finder on other sites advertising members in my area that do not exist. I have 17 screen names for members that do not even exist. They say they are from my town but I have never seen any of these people and when I try to look at their profile they can not be found. I think it's bull shit that HornyWife feels they have to make up ...

2 Comments, 31 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Rok_Sahlid 37 M
1  Article
Young + Black = No Play Revisited   6/6/2007

Well....back again...First and foremost I must apoligize for offending anyone as that was not my intention...a little sexual frustration can make ya I had two choices, either say fuck you all (especially after the hairstyle remark...God forbid I be an ethnic man with an ethnic hairstyle...but i digress) or actually take your suggestions to heart and better my situation. I chose ...

2 Comments, 99 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
NerynTheNomads 63 C
1  Article
Lack of coutesy....   6/4/2007

The thing that pisses me off the most is those ignoranr people who don't have the common decency to answer messages....

For crying out put a profile up here to be contacted and when you are approached you don't ignorant is that?

9 Comments, 173 Views, 17 Votes ,0.72 Score
rm_EasyEd693 61 M
5  Articles
music on Web-casts   6/1/2007

Hi I don't know if this qualifies as a rant or rave, but I am curious about something. Why do some people who broadcast sound on their web casts play the music so loud you can't hear what is going on? A little background music is great. I love to hear the sounds of the sex going on. You know the moaning, groaning the sounds of flesh on flesh and in particular the words spoken during sex. ...

2 Comments, 19 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rm_morts802 50 M
1  Article
is any one really want to meet?   5/29/2007

man it seems like people talk but when it comes time to meet, no one want to go through with it....why is that?

1 Comments, 60 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
I'm Not Renewing My Gold Membership   5/28/2007

I have several rants I would like to get off my chest about this site.

- I'm tired of writing messages to tons of women and never hearing anything back.

- I'm tired of women being outnumbered by guys on this site by what appears to be a 50-1 margin.

- I'm and sick and tired of an overabundance of BBW's and their boob pictures.

- I'm tired of selective morality ...

8 Comments, 166 Views, 22 Votes ,4.09 Score
If I were a Gold Member, I'd be REAL pissed off about VIP   5/26/2007

Just received this mass mailing, like 2 seconds ago:

Become a VIP Member Gold members are special. They receive the highest level of attention and service on our site. Since the number of Gold members has been growing, we've received requests for even more ways for premium members to stand out and get noticed. With those members in mind, we created the VIP membership. Our VIP ...

4 Comments, 169 Views, 15 Votes ,4.20 Score
ironpirate 71 M
4  Articles
Are we adults and is this a oneway street   5/24/2007

I find it redundant that some people on here like to refer to a man in his 40's or 50's that have a intimate relationship with a young(18year old +) as a PERVERT or better yet a DIRTY OLD MAN! I had the pleasure of a affair with a younger woman (1 and will cherish our times together for the rest of my life. But I get referred to as the above and words of condemnation. But it's OK for a woman ...

2 Comments, 197 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
potbelliedman 46 M
13  Articles
Okay, I'm gonna cut loose here!   5/17/2007

Here is my beef with the world. Everything fucking ends! And there is no ending to the ending! I can't walk down the fucking street with out seeing someone and knowing to myself that they will die. Every time I time I see a structure like a building I know it's not permanent....I see the sun setting and know it will burn it's self out, but not before I die. Every one of my friends will some day ...

10 Comments, 258 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
goodtimecoupl4 49 C
1  Article
Why can't people read/fill out profiles!?!?!?!?!?!?!?   5/16/2007

Why do we take the time to write about whom we are and what we want if no one is going to read it anyway!!!!!

The amount of emails that we get from people that clearly did not read our profile is appalling. Not only have we taken the time to fill out as much as we could, we also look at our profile from time to time and update it.

What do you guys (and it is always a single ...

3 Comments, 104 Views, 7 Votes ,4.82 Score
whats gone wrong with HornyWife?   5/16/2007

I have been a member of HornyWife now for several years including my previous profile. I am currently a standard member, although i often upgrade when my finances allow.

I have now found that with my recent standard member status I have less access than when previously i have been standard.

I used to be able to at least wink at someone to guage thier interest, and if they sent me an ...

5 Comments, 91 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
no good deed goes unpunished   5/15/2007

The state of wisconsin is helping to rig the price of fuel. A local gas station owner with a little bit of heart allowed people over 55 to pay 1 cent less per gallon of gas and people that have booster stickers on there cars for supporting local school and park sports to pay 2 cents less per gallon. The other gas station owners got mad as hell about that and complained to the state.The state ...

3 Comments, 52 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
makeumoan1111 37 M
16  Articles
There is one thing I haven't seen or done...   5/14/2007

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike ...

3 Comments, 144 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Tipop36 97 F
2  Articles
Grr, grr, hiss, hiss!   5/10/2007

I'm a no-nonsense kinda gal. I know what I want, and I know what works for me when it comes to meeting men on Adult FriendFinder.

I'm only here to meet a decent bed friend or two. I don't want a boyfriend, husband, or anyone for that matter, for emotional intimacy. I've got that, and I'm not in a position to provide that for anyone else. Hence, I have my Cupid Settings restricted to ...

6 Comments, 109 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score

A member submitted 100 plus erotic stories using 5 screens. Others chances of being read is greatly reduce. There's some new submitters in the middle of her mess that will not get the reading volume. We don't want to go though that many stories to find them. These stories are lengthly as well. I think team should have a nice chat with this ...

4 Comments, 76 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
rm_MaturePaula 79 T
1  Article
Big Guys and Not there tackle   5/10/2007

Isn't it amazing!!! Every time I get a hit on my IM the first thing they say is CAM... and I havent even had a chance to introduce myself. More than half of the contacts haven't even bothered to read my profile even though they are Gold or Silver members and wonder of wonders...every guy in the USA is 6ft plus...or so they say.

Must be all that open air over there. Come on all you ...

2 Comments, 55 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Rok_Sahlid 37 M
1  Article
Young + Black = No Play???   5/5/2007

It feels like 2 strikes against me. I'm here on this site for a little fun and frolick but the love just doesn't seem to be there. First off I'm not that young...30 this August, but apparently that's too young for the older women and too old for the younger women and with the women my age...including some specimens from the aforementioned groups I get the stab of "I'm not into black men". Wow ...

9 Comments, 219 Views, 12 Votes
rm_erectforyou4 54 M
1  Article
Open letter to a bastard   4/14/2007

I have met some amazing poeple here, people who I would be proud to call my friends. I have recently made such a friend here, a very special woman, and her experience so shocked me that I have to give expression to my feelings. I know it will do nothing to change things for her, but I just have to say something lest this vortex of feelings eat me up.

This friend of mine met a man on a ...

5 Comments, 338 Views, 20 Votes ,5.81 Score
rm_riskyrick5 69 M
14  Articles
What happened to the sex?   4/9/2007

I'v been coming here for several years and I have watched the changes take affect, (some good, mostly bad). You can't

1 Comments, 84 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
ToToDeep 68 M
3  Articles
RANT...RANT...RANT!!!!...HornyWife and their policies   4/9/2007

It seems my profile is once again has violated the sacred, no pay = no play act of HornyWife, for trying to communicate through my blog. the last time was giving out my email address. And for the time being my blog is block off of my profile.

Ok so I'm not only a newbie but also a mere standard. Just wanting to find some way to communicate at this level while not infringing on their precious ...

3 Comments, 100 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
Flirtatious_c89 35 C
10  Articles
Older men, younger women   4/9/2007

Is it just me, or does it seem that MUCH older men always seem to express an interest in MUCH younger women. Frankly, I'm not a fan of this, and hate to be solicited by them, I mean honestly, what in the world makes them or any guy for that matter assume that I would want to engage in sexual intercourse with them just because they took their time to write some coy remark like "hey baby" . COME ...

8 Comments, 205 Views, 10 Votes
HornyWife has failed to improve and became worse   4/8/2007

HornyWife has slowly taken away your ability to send winks, ect. Their goal is to sign you up in membership. Quite Frankly, it is not worth the money spent. Theres no Quid Pro Quo here at all.

5 Comments, 95 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
no show no call   4/6/2007

this is the first time I have posted here so I guess I should just say what pisses me off.I keep getting messages from about three guys that say they really want to get together because they really liked my profile and pics. and they want to meet me as soon as possible and fuck or It's there first time and want to be with a guy to suck them off, so I will set something up or give them my # and ...

1 Comments, 143 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
rm_fp2841 43 C
2  Articles
HornyWife starting to suck   4/6/2007

I've been only a standard member on this web site. for a long while but what is really starting to piss me off is that they slowly took away the simple things that made it worth while. you cant even wink or add to freinds list unless your a gold or silver member any more this is starting to suck. when i complained to the ceo i got a complimentary gold membership for a week. it only lasted three ...

9 Comments, 272 Views, 17 Votes ,2.42 Score
rockhardman21 34 M
0  Articles
Assume the worst because I'm young?   4/5/2007

This advice line is just starting to get to me. I've posted a question and while most try to answer the question, good natured and trying to help, and even the good natured jab(all of which I do appreciate), some just assume the worst. I hate being patronized, and I feel it's solely because of my age on this site. I ask a simple question, and based on nothing, except maybe my age, they assume ...

5 Comments, 157 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
SEXY "the Gecko" got "slammed" by "the HornyWife Big Brother buddies of Review" !!   4/2/2007

SEXY Gecko says :
If you can imagine the voice and the animation "as seen on TV" along with the "smart-ass" , "wise-cracking" replies, jabs and "hopefully" sometimes "Pearls of Wisdom"(sometimes "left-handed" ) that are handed out by SEXY the Gecko (after-all who couldn't "simply luv" a little lovable character like that?), is what I try to deliver ...

1 Comments, 68 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Racial sexual stereotypes: why is Swinging the Problem, not the Solution? or is it?   4/1/2007

Latoya Peterson gives an interesting dissection of an 'outsiders' view of the swinging community, and specifically race fetishists within the swinging community, in her blog article Where Da White Women At? Details Magazine Plays Up on Racial Stereotypes for the blogazine 'Racialicious'. I found it will looking up information on Disney's upcoming clusterfuck-in-the-making, 'The ...

1 Comments, 101 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
rm_soccerpro98 42 C
2  Articles
Emailing only her...   3/28/2007

I am trying to figure out why we get so many emails from single guys that are only talking to her. Our profile is a couples profile and if anyone reading this understands the lifestyle, you dont get to the girl by going around the husband. I dont need a bunch of comments about how I wouldnt do that or that it is only because we havent met you yet. The title of this was rants and raves ...

4 Comments, 132 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
Writing and the Lover   3/23/2007

Never Stop Writing
"Never stop writing, " he says.
I look at him as if he's from another planet. Cocking my head sideways, I'm wondering if another state makes the same difference. I smile as it is all a state of mind. I'm trapped in an uncomfortable place, squared away, in the complete confines of happiness with no way out. Somehow it always ends up that way, and it is always left to ...

0 Comments, 30 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Relationships   3/23/2007

Of all the internet dates I've been on, there is still one guy who calls me on occasion. He just likes to see how I'm doing. I hadn't written him in awhile, so I had to drop him a hello. He wrote me back, and the first paragraph went as follows: "A perfect example: I can readily recall the days of my youth when dating was much easier. Why is it that, as you become more mature, ...

1 Comments, 64 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
1  Article
Am I decent? THE NAKED TRUTH   3/20/2007

As a photographer I'm trained to capture beauty in all its grandness, weather it is a flower or a mountain or a male deer walking Thur the snow. Then why is it when I'm called upon to shoot one of the most powerfully beautiful forms, the human body there are silent whispers and mumbled words as if they feel guilty for the subject standing Iain front of me about to remove there clothes.For some ...

1 Comments, 69 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Donks   3/20/2007

Hello, I have a new automotive complaint striaght from the streets of miami. I love my custom cars and street machines, I try extra hard to keep modifications subtle and practicle, yet noticble and cool. However there is a new trend out there that is over the top when it comes to being horrible and tacky! These custom rides are called Donks. These cars have three classifications. 1. Boxxed. Any ...

1 Comments, 52 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
give it a break ;   3/6/2007

their just isnt much point in ranting n raving !

6 Comments, 100 Views, 7 Votes
Why?   3/3/2007

Why are people so insincer enough to wink at you, e-mail you and either not show up. Or exchange phone number and never call or answer the phone. I think some are in it for the chase and that's it!

3 Comments, 56 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Arent We All Hear for Sex?   3/2/2007

It cracks me up aren't we all here for the same basic reason, SEX. Either we are sexaholics, can't get enough at home, or don't get any at home, whatever your reason is you've come to this site looking for sex. And these other people that have profiles on here and they get offended when you email them and they say they are looking for a relationship, go somewhere else. What did you expect this ...

7 Comments, 190 Views, 14 Votes
rm_Rdy4U2Play2 56 C
1  Article
Photo rejections   3/2/2007

Does anyone else get annoyed when you've uploaded a photo and had it rejected.
Accordingly, the most common reasons are "inappropriate or pic of someone else".
What is inappropriate? Pic of someone else? Do they really check, or do they have some quota system for rejecting a certain number of photos every day?
As a couple, we like to put photos that are a bit varied and, hopefully, ...

8 Comments, 240 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
Dickeymo69 47 M
4  Articles
Why does HornyWife screw over standard members?   3/1/2007

It seems as though HornyWife just keeps taking and taking and gives nothing back to standard members. Yes I know they want to make money and I have nothing against that but damn!
Standard members use to be able to add members to their hot list and then view web cams or if you were on IM you could view cams. Then they stripped that away to just being able to view cams in chatrooms. ...

8 Comments, 241 Views, 17 Votes ,2.98 Score
newworlddave 60 M
1  Article
i cant see webcams without paying?   3/1/2007

Well Ive been coming to this site off and on for 2 years or more and i am very disappointed that they now make you pay to see webcams.Are there any other sites that offer this service for free? I think if HornyWife needs more profit they should at least offer a very low fee for reduced service from a bronze package. Tell me and HornyWife what you think .ty Dave.

3 Comments, 197 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
rm_johnbig7 59 M
11  Articles
people offering sex for money on this site   2/27/2007

i was under the impression that this site was for people who enjoy sex, to meet with others and have fun. i am sure in the rules that it says members must not solicit for money or commercial gain. Why then does it allow certain women from the phillipines on to this site who baltantly solicit for money evry time you start to talk to them. Some members also blatantly advetise other web sites ...

2 Comments, 194 Views, 9 Votes ,5.35 Score
Mystery Dinner?   2/18/2007

Without throwing rocks at those who fit into this category. I seem to be puzzled by those members that post on there profiles abrupt attacks at those that "aren’t real" or pose as waist of time. Understanding there are many that fit the shoe. Set out cap letters on Don’t bother us if your single male. Chemistry a must. Set rules of photo demands. Invite those only interested in ...

0 Comments, 73 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
MyHeartLost4U 59 M
12  Articles
Damn(!!!) So damn funny how important privacy is here...   2/17/2007

You know I find it funny how there are always postings of members so concerned about their privacy with being a member of this site with how the search engines of Google, YaHoo, MSN and etc... picks up on members postings of their Blogs and etc... on this site.
Granted the webmaster can easily insert HTML tags and codings that would block search engine BOTs from indexing ...

3 Comments, 161 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
rm_22591004 54 M
2  Articles
No Good Men or Women   2/13/2007

I hate when people say there are no good men or women out there. Maybe you have to check yourself and the people you fuck with are no good you may have to change your preference. But easier said than done I guess.

0 Comments, 26 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_22591004 54 M
2  Articles
Are Women Afraid?   2/13/2007

Are women afraid to make the first move? Do you have be a Brad Pitt or Tyson(the model)? We all should be polite just respond and say what you want or don't want.

2 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes
sweetnsassymeg 40 F
1  Article
Getting stood up is fun!?!?   2/10/2007

Yeah right! Getting stood up 2 days in a row is kind of pathetic! I knew this guy, that I met on a chat line. We hung out once... and talked on the phone/text messaged each other every single day! He told me 2 days ago that he really wanted to hang out... Yeah so... not really? First night he called and said "I have to go pick up my friend, he's in trouble!" Ok, ...

1 Comments, 58 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
purpledragon73 46 M
1  Article
cost to much.   2/3/2007

you know this is really rough for someone who just started this and dont have the money to upgrade thier stat. i would rather spend the money on taking the person out than to upgrade. though to earn the points is good but it is limited to a max. now i dont hate people to make a buck, they could limit us differently and still make it some what easy on us. there is alot of women ...

4 Comments, 74 Views, 4 Votes
lnctlr 65 M
2  Articles
real people   2/2/2007

Is anybody else out there tired of responding to emails only to be suckered into another sex site/adult dating service?Has anyone actually met someone through one of these?Or is it just a ploy to siphon money?

7 Comments, 68 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
13  Articles
The reply to "What's Wrong'...................   2/2/2007

I think the answer "Nothing" to the question, "What's Wrong" Do you leave the person alone and say ok? or try to pry it out of them?

4 Comments, 84 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
RockThomas1982 41 M
1  Article
This Site Rocks   1/31/2007

I love this site I have only been here for aday or two but I am already meeting ppl.

2 Comments, 65 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
Was it something I said? (lol)   1/30/2007

[group_post 1262548]
Me (regarding gorzeyes): I understood it, too. She speaks the language of the scam artist. The only reason to learn their 'language' is to better avoid them. Apparently, you've bitten into the lure. Think, man. She holds a master's degree -- but she writes in 'u', 'ur' and 'wht'. Especially the 'wht'... the only people I've seen use that ...

1 Comments, 46 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
rm_erectforyou4 54 M
1  Article
Is courtesy too much to ask for?   1/30/2007

I have chatted and exhanged mails with a few people through HornyWife and other sites, only to find that people do not have the decency to tell you if they no longer intend to take things further. You're in the middle of a series of e-mails, in which the party on the other side has expressed definite interest, thus creating certain expectations, and suddenly they just stop corresponding ...

5 Comments, 128 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
14u2bnxtc 38 M
2  Articles
"Show an Tell....."   1/29/2007

..just a game i play...Ok, i just wanted to get this off my chest.Is it just me, but it seems like it's soo much easier for some to fantasize or talk about their sexual fantasies rather then actually goin thru with them. , example..."couple wanting to have fun" or "couple looking to spice things up".There is a "first" for everything, that i understand, what i dont understand is if you are ...

1 Comments, 108 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Canice70 51 M
6  Articles
Attention: All TV/TS/CDs with pics   1/28/2007

Those of you men who dress up in women's clothing, please consider:
When you don't shave your excess body hair while wearing frilly panties and garter belts, it's about as sexy as a chimpanzee in a diaper and a bonnet.
Wearing makeup on top of that does not change the fact that your chest hair is popping out of your WonderBra.
Please cease ...

1 Comments, 118 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
brooback1 46 M
1  Article
Is the membership price too expensive!   1/28/2007

The membership is too expensive, too many mails are blocked, too many mails get lost, responses take literally hours to reach your inbox.HornyWife needs to work on being a bit more service oriented, and less profit minded!!!

2 Comments, 76 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
ukslapandtickle 43 C
1  Article
F**king timewasters....   1/25/2007

Been on here a few months now... no luck yet but we remain hopeful.
One thing that really pisses us off though is the number of timewasters.
Now don't get us wrong, we get why when you e-mail someone they might choose not to reply - and that's cool, their choice (or maybe something in our mail pushed the wrong buttons).
But about 8 times now we've had emails ...

6 Comments, 186 Views, 10 Votes ,5.18 Score
lookinforfunatiu 36 M
6  Articles
I hate women...   1/24/2007

...haha! Just kidding! I love women...and I love sex!!!

0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes
TRADING PLACES   1/23/2007

With all the grumbling on here about how men are and how women are.. the following is my idea of how we can all have a deeper understanding of each other..
I think it would be, not only wonderful, but very interesting and enlightening, for both sexes to trade places for a month - I would say a week, but a week is not long enough to experience *everything* each other experiences.. ...

10 Comments, 158 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
IndianaNympho 47 F
9  Articles
Why do men find it necessary?   1/22/2007

Why is that someone who has never written you before obviously doesn't match your cupid settings find it necessary to send you an insulting email? Do they think this is going to change your mind? Do they think it will get them laid? I try not to let them bother me but damn it, it just gets under my skin sometimes.

3 Comments, 153 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
rm_Cute_Phat 45 M
3  Articles
People on Messenger Cams Promoting Other Pay Sites and Giving out Yahoo ID!   1/19/2007

Why are people promoting other pay sites or free sites on their cams when we are already paying to connect on this site? I am not allowed playing music or webcam effects on my cam yet these idiots are allowed to have their yahoo id and site links on their cam! I am tired of seeing these idiots on cams promoting other sites or giving out their yahoo id on cam. Please shut them down!...

0 Comments, 21 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
rm_femaleangel 44 F
1  Article
2 Horny Girls(not satisfied)   1/19/2007

What is the go with men carrying on that they cant find women to offer them group sex or just sex in general... we are 2 horny girls in darwin(aus) like hello everyone is horny in darwin all we do is drink and fuck! and guys are all like but its soo hard to find a girl for good times no strings. we are here fellas where the fuck are you looking??????????????????
tonight we had ...

3 Comments, 257 Views, 16 Votes ,1.51 Score
Scott_in_Tulsa 39 M
9  Articles
Bottled Water, The Great American Scam!   1/16/2007

You see them everywhere. People walking around with bottled water. Their smug self contented looks that they are doing something healthy. It drives me nuts! Don't these people have a clue ?
Lets look at prices first.
At my local convenience store a cold 20 ounce bottle of water costs 99 cents. When you do the math, you consider that 1 gallon equals 128 ounces. so it ...

2 Comments, 99 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
rm_justtryitok 53 M
1  Article
tired of stuck up people   1/16/2007

Im so tired of the stuckup people, singles and couples. I dont bother women or couples that do not turn up on the "seeking a male" part of the search. Im not pushy or rude and strive to be absolutely polite. Still, my IM's are declined or my emails not returned. As a standard member sending an email is a rare thing for me. If you say you are looking for a male, and a polite, nice male ...

3 Comments, 73 Views, 9 Votes
P.T. Loser   1/15/2007

A guy came into my shop and noticed the photo's of my old cars and taken at some cruise nights and car shows. He went ahead and asked me if I was into classic cars. Why yes I am. Me too , he says. I have a P.T. cruiser! I just wasn't sure how to respond to that . Was he kidding or making a joke , I couldnt tell. Turns out he does have a P.T. and he put some of those flame type stickers on ...

5 Comments, 167 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
rm_swallow22us 61 C
3  Articles
Stupid questions   1/14/2007

just wondering why someone who is bored or just has nothing better to do, doesn't put together an article to answer all the dumb questions that get asked every fucking day in here, You all know the one's to shave or not to shave , how to shave , how not to shave.Dick size big med small what's best? Cut or uncut whats best? Cum in her mouth cum on her face cum on her tits who knows? So ...

5 Comments, 99 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
A Straight Guy's thoughts on Anal Sex   1/14/2007

I consider myself straight being open-minded and adventurous. Over the years, I introduced many a woman to anal sex but until recently never thought about being on the receiving end.
One of my more recent lady friends changed my mind. Here I've been thinking for a long time that a female "offered up her ass" to please the male and never really enjoyed doing it. But she, my lady ...

2 Comments, 145 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
londonspecial 59 M
6  Articles
porno pics   1/13/2007

I appreciate this is an adult site however why when I ask a woman for a pic do I invariiable end up with a pic of their pussy with a fist shoved up it? dont they no less is more

4 Comments, 110 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
AzWebCamAmatuers 39 C
2  Articles
Is Anyone "REALLY" Out There????????????   1/7/2007

Okay Everybody,
We've been here for almost 4 months, had 2818 profile views, been added to many hotlists, been winked at a lot, broadcast several video sessions, been in the chat rooms, traded countless Emails and much to our disappointment have only been extended ONE truly genuine invitation by a great couple to a holiday party in December.
We've read ...

0 Comments, 122 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
rm_freaks4sure 34 C
11  Articles
T hreesomes   1/3/2007

For most men a threesome would be one of his biggest (if not the biggest) sexual fantasy. Women tend to be more reserved on the matter, but, a lot of the same women will actually sleep with a woman! Is it the whole thing about sharing their partner with someone else.....what do you guys think about it???

0 Comments, 105 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
what is powerlessness   1/2/2007

What is powerlessness? Powerlessness is the:
Sensation of being out of control with no apparent solution to help you to regain control.
Complete lack of control, authority, or status to affect how others will treat or act towards you.
Lack of capability to affect the realities of life out of your control like:
how others act towards you

0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes
rm_Cute_Phat 45 M
3  Articles
Broadcasting Music Should Be Allowed!   12/22/2006

I can see nothing wrong with broadcasting music on your cam. I only play good music and everytime i stream a good station or music my connection gets rejected. For the money i pay to be on this site i should be at least allowed to broadcast music!...

2 Comments, 39 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rm_turner110012 37 M
1  Article
Profile Pics?!   12/21/2006

I've been looking at the profiles of a few members on HornyWife over the past couple of days, and I was incredibly surprised to find out that some pornstars appear to live in places like Liverpool and Manchester! This is me being sarcastic, but finding "Faith" and "Dee" on here undercuts the premise that we are working on, its a trust thing... when we find people showing pictures ...

2 Comments, 129 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
rm_sgphil 61 M
2  Articles
Freinds don't do this ....   12/19/2006

Quite a few people have a rant about the way their messages get ignored by (usually) woman they write to. Now I hear a woman can get 100 messages a day ‒ and perhaps lot of the posts are obviously rubbish so I can understand why they might chose to ignores a great pile of stuff that arrives each day ‒ they lack the time and energy.
My rant is different. What has ...

8 Comments, 175 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
okieharley01 46 M
5  Articles
Why?   12/18/2006

Why do I have to rant and rave to get points? Why must I write silly little articles to get points? Why should I pay to send a message? Why should I have to buy a membership just to read a profile? Why is anyone taking this rant seriously? Seriously folks, just laugh and play along with the game. Yippee! I just got 30 points for this!!

6 Comments, 99 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
Why?   12/17/2006

This is starting to suck, seems like 70% of all the women on this site are just here to promote there own pictures ie."Love to meet you just log on to my alternate site, and use a credit card" the you never here from them again, sorry honey " i don't think so".Get a real fucking job, and leave the site, go strut your lame money making sceams on someone who gives a rats ass, i'm not buying ...

5 Comments, 79 Views, 9 Votes ,1.29 Score
rm_EasyEd694fun 57 M
18  Articles
Where did my story go?   12/17/2006

Hello everyone, I was wondering if this has happened to any of you? I submitted an erotic story on Saturday. It appeared in the list of stories but was labeled pending write after I submitted it. But today, Sunday, it is not listed on any of the pages of erotic stories. It must have been there for a while because when I look at my list of articles it shows four people read it. They ...

3 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
WifeBangersNYC 56 G
5  Articles
Technical difficulties with this site!   12/17/2006

I am not one to complain (mostly due to all the amazing sex I am having with such hot women, lol), but the glitches and bugs on this site are like no other site I know!
I cannot begin to tell you the amount of photo problems and profile/Network issues this profile seems to generate.Even my video intros have either been deleted or never loaded.And now the 3 that are there are ...

5 Comments, 460 Views, 11 Votes ,6.53 Score
matureattraction 44 M
1  Article
Hypocrisy in the ranks...........   12/15/2006

If someone is a new member or does not have time to sift through thousands upon thousands of posts or does not seem to know the proper place to post a particular question, why is it the place of the "Most Respected Responders" to be asses about it?
The advice lines, for example. I have seen several replies from these people, in which they bash the crap out of someone for not ...

5 Comments, 112 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
Shemales, you know you want them   12/13/2006

Shemales, truly one of gods most sexy and beautiful of all creatures. I have set up some polls concerning them and its amazing the stupid advice I get from very narrow minded people about them. They say why don't you go pursue it if thats what your into? Obviously they didn't read my poll as I have. They say they are not women they are men, well listen up redneck they are more woman then ...

10 Comments, 161 Views, 13 Votes
rm_hrnyidacpl 42 C
1  Article
Meeting local people   12/11/2006

We have met some great, fun, sexy people on here and have enjoyed this a lot. But yet are there so many fake profiles? Can HornyWife screen these better???

3 Comments, 200 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
LittleVJ 55 F
21  Articles
The Common Complaint   12/9/2006

More of a possible solution than a rant, but at the same time it does get a bit wearisome to hear people complaining about the fakes and posers on here.
The way I see it, anything worth while is worth working for! You want to meet people on here without running into fake after fake? Do a little homework! First off.....Screen names that have a lot of numbers or X's (especially ...

5 Comments, 184 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
People you hate, and would love to see obituary of...   12/6/2006

There are lots of assholes out there, who do you hate the most on this site, don't really need to know why unless you'd care to share with others...
Jerks it comes up first on my list...
There's others, but I'll wait to here from the rest of you, and take some time to compile my list as well.

Golly, I hope that my name doesn't come up too ...

9 Comments, 232 Views, 17 Votes
"Fakers"   12/4/2006

Why are there so many people on this site who either post fake pics or have fake information up ? This doesnt just go for the guys there are a number of women on this site who use fake pics in order to get a meeting then moan about how rude and insensitive the guy was in person. OF course he would be !!! you're not what he thought he was talking to here.Anyways yea I just hate the amount of ...

4 Comments, 60 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
Lpipe 55 M
3  Articles
If sex sells then what are we really buying!!!???!!!???   12/2/2006

If as the old saying goes, Sex sells, then we are paying for it, but are you really buying it? The simple answer is no. What we get is what we want out of it, so although it can be said that we are indeed paying for sex, we are not really all looking to get sex and therefor are trying to buy it, but inadvertantly pay for it w/o getting it, needing it nor wanting it. So because we pay for it ...

0 Comments, 16 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Lpipe 55 M
3  Articles
Why is chatting on HornyWife not used more?   12/2/2006

The free service offered for all members seems to be the best deal that no one seems to be taking advantage of. I have chatted a little and the one thing I notice is the number of members who join a chat site, but then don't speak and then just leave. I have also tried to communicate with those people and they do not respond or can't follow the chatting due to the speed and language/slang ...

0 Comments, 57 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
satnitespecl 64 M
2  Articles
Sister sites   12/1/2006

I knew that I was part of a greater network of websites but do they have to be carbon copies of one another. Seems like they could put alittle more effort in this and why am I in lesbian personals geez that's lame.

3 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes
? Who? Me?   11/30/2006

Like some people I have grown tired of the bar scene. As an alternative I decided to use the internet as a means of socialization. I have run the gambit of sites ranging from HornyWife to Match.Com. Throughout my exploits on the net I have come across a menagerie of pitfalls and foibles. I must say the most amusing is the use of the internet to solicit paid sexual acts. The majority of sites ...

10 Comments, 416 Views, 14 Votes ,6.34 Score
rm_evil_pussy 44 F
17  Articles
Recognition   11/27/2006

dont you just hate it when some people recognize you from being on here and think thats just horrid?!?! had that happen to me recently and even though i was taken by surprise, later i thought that well this person was on here what could he have to say?!?! there is nothing degrading about belonging to a sex site. we all have sexual desires and our needs and ...

5 Comments, 268 Views, 11 Votes ,5.60 Score
freshbedroomfun 45 M
1  Article
How many originals?   11/27/2006

Add up all the members on this site. Impressive number, no?
How many unique people are there actually? Weed out the duplicate, forgotten, discarded and joke members and we are left with...

0 Comments, 39 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Lpipe 55 M
3  Articles
What in the world are we doing?   11/26/2006

There are hundreds of sex starved people, both married and not, that are not able to take the final step of making contact. People go through all the time and some extra money to set up thier account on HornyWife, check on it every other day, check all the new postings and some of the old ones, but never answer the messages to start the ball rolling. Instead it is put off for another time, check ...

4 Comments, 54 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
thickone_foru 76 C
1  Article
One more bites the dust!   11/26/2006

Well, I've been on HornyWife both as a gold member and a standard member and I can say with some authority that what type of member you are doesn't changes the odds that people will follow through with arranged meetings. Right now, I'm running about about 80% no-shows or people that just plain drop the ball when trying to arrange a meeting. I decided that going for that drink or cup of coffee, ...

2 Comments, 180 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Canice70 51 M
6  Articles
Fake photos, fake profiles, fake people   11/26/2006

I'm sure that I'm not the only person to experience this, but HornyWife has been lax in getting back to me. I can deal with fake profiles soliciting (see my blog on suggestions for dealing with it) and fake photos are usually detectable, but now I find that there are two profiles with my name and photos circulating on this site, and no-one seems to know why! So, if I seem to have contacted you ...

1 Comments, 103 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
WhyceeWilliam 62 F
4  Articles
Getting to KNOW YOU?   11/24/2006

My big RANT is being on this website and finding out that people EXPECT you to just want to meet them out of the blue and hop into bed. Anybody ever hear of at least taking time to get to know someone first? ANYBODY EVER HEAR OF AIDS? CLYMEDIA? HERPES? ETC??? Don't get mad if a person wants to get to know you a little bit first before sucking your dick ok? BEING OPEN does NOT MEAN BEING ...

6 Comments, 97 Views, 7 Votes ,4.82 Score
bellflower323 54 C
1  Article
Aren't we all here for the same thing?   11/24/2006

I am just woundering why is that we all buy memberships to HornyWife to find a partner or cpl, we are all here for the same reason, but yet people or cpls still seem to get very jealous and yet still remain very pushy at the same time. Now if you really wanted all of that drama why put out the money to be here? You could just go to a local swingers party and get that all for ...

4 Comments, 124 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Ticked off Silver gets kicked off.   11/21/2006

I am a silver member and I am pretty damm upset over what HornyWife is doing to me. For the past several weeks HornyWife has been kicking me off after a period of time.
No time limit is stated nor implied. I pay my bucks and I don't like being kicked off while I am reading an article or posting a response.
I also don't like when I post a response and HornyWife says Thank you for your ...

0 Comments, 67 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
mairamichelle 58 T
3  Articles
Money and Instant Gratification   11/19/2006

Is something worth having worth waiting for? Do you equate happiness with financial solvency? Do you expect 'next day delivery.'? Do you bitch when the meal you order at a restaurant doesn't arrive on YOUR timetable? What do you do when you have a flat tire on the freeway? How about a thunderstorm that knocks out the power to your home? Are you the person that talks on your cellphone when ...

3 Comments, 95 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
rm_malejump69 49 M
1  Article
No Glove No Love   11/14/2006

This is now the second time I have met a female from HornyWife and again they want to have sex (all for that) problem is they dont want me to use a condom. She wants to have a dam baby!
Now I understand you will find a fruit loop on here but how can I have found two?
The first woman I met just like having sex with a stranger with no condom. Sorry, I am not into that at all. ...

3 Comments, 96 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
rm_downonit06 50 M
1  Article
something i've noticed about this site.   11/13/2006

i am a silver member. i often check the "recent members" part of my home page after signing in. over the last month or so i have noticed is the "recent members can only be contacted by gold membership subscribers for their first 3 days on the site" feature. so i started writing down the screen names of folks i might be interested in. oddly enough, all 5 of the names i wrote over a two day ...

1 Comments, 71 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
rm_evil_pussy 44 F
17  Articles
Getting tired....   11/13/2006

it seems like for the past week or so, all ive read is racist BS and the million dollar question of the day, "how do you like your cock" how many times can that one question be asked?!?! you think if they frequent the advice lines then they would see that question being asked at least 20 times a day in one form or another. the racial thing really bothers me though. i ...

3 Comments, 111 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
how do you say no, i'd rather be friends   11/11/2006

We are a happily attatched couple of "normal" guys and when i get hit on by someone who is gay, married or bi, we just have to meet them, but, when you do meet, sometimes they could be a great friend but a bad 3-way, fuck or somehow you just know when you see them that you dont want to have sex with them. We have met a few guys on this site and one of them is a great friend with the benefit ...

0 Comments, 50 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
TgirlTownsville 47 F
2  Articles
TRANSEXUALS   11/11/2006

do u guys see transexuals as the fantasy rather than the reality
in all serious how many people know of alot of long term relationships or even relationships outside the bedroom with guys and transexuals ...

4 Comments, 203 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Older women/younger men   11/9/2006

Ok, there has been something bugging me for a while. I have been a member on HornyWife for several years, I have my success stories, however they are much outweighed by immediate blow-offs and rejections. Now I know there are certain criteria that everone is looking for, however when that certain person's headline says something along the lines of "eternally lonely" or "need sex now" it's a ...

4 Comments, 114 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_FFcpl69 40 C
1  Article
Never say Never   11/9/2006

It is funny how some people are brought up to think that there are only a few certain acceptable ways to meet people. although the library and church social still exist it is far more common to find a "mate" on one of the numerous online dating sites or chat rooms.It seems that in this information age that although a lot of people meet in the above described way, you are still obligated to ...

0 Comments, 28 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rm_loyalblonde 46 F
2  Articles
white boys get over it!   11/9/2006

i lost alot friends cause i refuse to date white men any more they are so bland an no flavor! i been thinking about black men for awhile! i knew i was gonna loose my inner circle cause they are stuck up assclowns! so fuck em! i got a new inner circle! so i really hate white men! an snoody white folks!

12 Comments, 259 Views, 18 Votes
GREYBOXING??????   11/9/2006

would someone pleeze explain what greyboxing is on HornyWife, ive seen the term a few times but dont know what it is

1 Comments, 114 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
TgirlTownsville 47 F
2  Articles
true for me ... what about anyone else ?   11/9/2006

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

1. Specificity
2. Australian Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder


3 Comments, 58 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
xgymnastyx 37 M
1  Article
Ok so if a guy is shorter than you how many points does he lose on 1-10 scale?   11/9/2006

Im a short guy and i think height is really a cock block for me so i was wondering if some people would like to share their perspectives

7 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes
niceguy9862 39 M
2  Articles
Points aquisition   11/7/2006

Has anybody noticed that when you do things that are supposed to earn you points that only half the time (roughly) do the points actually get credited? I have uploaded about 10 photos in the past and yet I have only ever been credited for 1. I know that this may seem to be a fairly trivial complaint but that is what a rant is all about, anyway it is very annoying. All that aside I think the ...

0 Comments, 34 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
MrCofWI 66 M
6  Articles
New Members Getting Pimped Out?   11/6/2006

It's one thing to have established membership standards and benefits. But do some of you now feel your a -- or john -- with the service as your ? Let me explain: You log in. There's a tempting variety of new member photos selected based upon your own Cupid settings. You click to peak at one and discover that now only Gold members get first crack ...

7 Comments, 251 Views, 9 Votes ,6.20 Score
They want you to upgrade   11/4/2006

We have posted two articles on here. They show up as articles we have written. They donot show up so the general membership can read them. We have sent a message to the requesting an answers as to why they have not appeared? No reply to that. Then everything is upgrade your membemship. Why in the world would anyone want to do that. This site has gone down hill so bad.

3 Comments, 60 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
rm_lusso3 54 F
6  Articles
Men and Socks   11/4/2006

I am not really a fan of the naked pics some men put on here and much prefer to see a well defined body in nice underwear. The only problem with that is that a lot of men leave their socks on which kind of spoils the whole effect. Does anyone know why they do this, could it be that they just don't think about it or are they always ready for a quick getaway.....

7 Comments, 169 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Why are so many TS/TG/TV?   11/4/2006

I'm in shock... who knew the demand was that great?

3 Comments, 111 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
rm_hrdbodman1 67 M
2  Articles
OSX and APPLE USERS   11/3/2006

(also see BLOG by the same name OSX and APPLE users)
Here is a note sent to HornyWife customer service (membership upgrade department):
Thank you for again leaving out a sizable number of your members and audience with your new release of Instant Messenger . By this point it does not surprise most of us who’ve been here awhile. I’m wondering if even by now ...

2 Comments, 54 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
TallNSensual2006 53 M
1  Article
The assisted profile   11/3/2006

There is something people should know about getting assistance from HornyWife with the wording of their profile: everybody is doing it... and it is extremely dull. I understand that sometimes it's hard to figure out what to put in a profile, but if I have to read, "For me a perfect date is one where we head out with a plan, but we go where the night takes us, " or "On Sunday, I ...

5 Comments, 69 Views, 10 Votes ,6.57 Score
rm_evil_pussy 44 F
17  Articles
groups   11/2/2006

what is the purpose of creating groups and emailing someone just to join your groups when they are hardly ever active???? i belong to several and i visit daily but you hardly ever see any new posts. seems to me like creating a group and joining a group would mean that you want to meet like-minded ppl and find those who are close to you. it just really confuses me.....some ...

3 Comments, 73 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
DrksideCreation 35 M
1  Article
Lose of Power in the Word Love   10/31/2006

I don't know how many people feel these days but there is something that is just really pushing my buttons the wrong way. That is the over use of the word love. To love something means to put every part of your heart, mind, body, and soul behind it not caring what the consequences may be. In today's day and age the word love is thrown around like a ragdoll or a dog's ...

1 Comments, 27 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
stanman194967 69 M
1  Article
No Winks   10/31/2006

So now Standard Members cannot even wink at people even those on thier friends list. A three month Gold Membership did not produce much anyway. I'm out of here

2 Comments, 112 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score