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wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
Phone app users   5/27/2013

am so fed up of them, you answer an IM chat from them, then wait and wait for a reply, and then nothing. what is the point?

and then there is those on a phone app with gold membership who dont bother reading your profile and who claim they can't do it on their phone, well i can on mine, so if i can then i expect you to as well
...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
Texmexcurious 51 C
1  Article
Come on Guys   5/19/2013

First time writing...Why cant men read or respect couples and females????? Many profiles say NO MEN...we turn our cam on and spend most of the time hitting the BAND option...Have the settings set to who we want to meet and play with , ,, ,, does no good....Folks are here to enjoy themselves, so gentlemen, ,, ,have some class...


7 Comments, 117 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Block heads!!!!!   5/17/2013

This rant is not worthy of the advice line, but will vent here. I know blocking is common on the advice line and in some cases, Yes, I have blocked some members. But what really bugs me is a member that commented on MY articles several times, and I am blocked from commenting on HER articles. I feel like blocking her from commenting, I know that is just being childish tit for tat, so will not go ...


7 Comments, 352 Views, 19 Votes ,4.05 Score
packersbrewers 41 M
9  Articles
Spring Is In The Air   4/2/2013

Spring Is In The Air And Many People Are In Love


1 Comments, 21 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
packersbrewers 41 M
9  Articles
Baseball Season Is Finally Here   4/1/2013

Baseball Season Is Finally Here And Im Really Looking Forward To Opening Day Today


2 Comments, 24 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
ranchomongo 70 M
2  Articles
i would love to express my opinion.........   3/11/2013

i know everyone has one.. but i hate this fucking e mail crap they pulled on us.. also hate the new homepage shit..... and it s not like we can do anything about it.

just know my money won t be going to them in the future..

eat that penthouse!!!!


1 Comments, 35 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
ranchomongo 70 M
2  Articles
why do people have to LIE!   3/11/2013

i m very serious i m really getting tired of this site. and while i have met a lot of beautiful people. they are just to far in between the others that are on line. i don t ask for much. i m a bi oral male. i m looking to get back with a couple. be it mm ff mf but to do this.. please.. PLEASE i beg of you....... don t tell me your a couple and want a one on one... not going to happen. i m not ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Whiskyshot88 36 M
3  Articles
Hotlist   3/6/2013

People who hotlist me are gold members or silver and never message. Or those that keep veiwing my profile everyday. Something caught your eye so send a mail over already.


6 Comments, 87 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Since when did relationships of sexual nature become dirty?   3/3/2013

I Have always found it funny that some want to stay anonymous. Yes, I can see that is they are married and looking for extra marrital activities. But the question I have always asked myself. Why do single members that have nothing to hide ( or what do they have to hide?). Are you afraid you freinds may see you? Well if your friends see you, they are here too. When was the grounds to get fired, ...


7 Comments, 201 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
Kitty Cats   2/24/2013

I guess its just me but there's nothing any sexier than a beautiful woman dressed as a cat. The cute little ears, the sleek feline form and a sex go together like peas and carrots. Either way its always been a major turn out To me. I just want to mak'em purrrrrrr!


0 Comments, 15 Views, 2 Votes
rm_ZenLuv01 27 M
5  Articles
Women over-analyzing when men talk about Penises   2/18/2013

So I posted a quick question-article just yesterday asking women is they had a personal preference for either length or girth when it comes to their favorite cocks. And of course I got a lot of quick 1-line responses either saying length or girth. BUT

sadly, the more lengthy responses were all about how "the only people who ask this question aren't confident in themselves/don't have ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 2 Votes
Howlinwolf1961 52 M
0  Articles
The Evil Crazies   2/13/2013

Four years ago, a couple I became acquainted with from HornyWife introduced me to a woman they just got to know, also through HornyWife. This woman is a neighbor to my friends, and they live within a 3 hour drive away from me. My friends played match maker, and set the two of us to meet. The meet went off very, very well.

This new woman came into my life at a difficult time. Because of the sub-prime ...


2 Comments, 182 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
I wonder what there is to dislike about an erotic story   2/4/2013

The other day I posted a one or two page story on HornyWife. The story was at times funny, but erotic than anything else.

I thought it was well written, however there was one typo - hit a b instead of a p - but that said, thought the story would get an A or at the least an A - in Erotic Writing 101. To my utter amazement, it received 3 "did not like" votes out of the six votes it received. ...


8 Comments, 136 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
LatinLeprechaun7 53 F
2  Articles
Sick....Yuck... Blah!!!!   1/18/2013

I'm sick, coughing up lung cooties ( Yuck) and in general feeling blah!!!

I wish I could hibernate and wake up when springtime arrives!!


...


4 Comments, 47 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
rm_toyfull69 57 C
1  Article
OUR RANT   1/13/2013

Finding a genuine couple on a sex site you would think would be easy, alas nothing could be farther from the truth.Males going under couples profiles, do they really think they are not going to get caught out, mind you there are the ones that were once couples but have kept the profile and state on it "male only playing' they have more chance for their honesty than the players.Or the ones that ...


3 Comments, 78 Views, 6 Votes ,5.07 Score
txt4fun 61 M
1  Article
Time wasters and con women that for some reason want private e mail addresses asap   1/7/2013

Why is it that some women want private e mails so soon ? Are they prostitutes or do they want to pass them on to unscruplous people . This makes it difficult to know who is genuine and who wants to fuck you or rob you .


2 Comments, 43 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
jigawtz 39 M
1  Article
Journaling here so no one will ever read it   12/17/2012

I know what I want to say. Many of us do. However, knowing what you want to say is one thing-- saying it, another. Vocalization and the written word are often considered to be forms of art. So, perhaps this deserves to be approached not from a perspective of pure intellect, but rather one of aesthetic beauty. I feel that my words may be up to the task. What seems to elude me in collecting ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 1 Votes
hd1966shovel 56 M
3  Articles
Question???? SEX: Women - Men   12/6/2012

We all know that the men on HornyWife out number the women some say by 90% some say more. I just don't know. OK.... Why is that???? Are all of the women satisfied sexually and getting all of the sexual satisfaction that they need or is their another reason ????? From what I know about human nature people, women & men, have similar sex drives. What do you all think, ,,


4 Comments, 71 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
hd1966shovel 56 M
3  Articles
Silver?????   12/5/2012

Well, I have been a member for 9 years. I am going along happily meeting people and having fun... I get a notice that my Silver Membership is about to expire. So, OK, I try to renew my Silver Membership... Guess What it appears that HornyWife is no longer pr promoting Silver Memberships.... I have e-mailed and called to get information on Silver Membership renewal. The phone service in Sunnyvile Ca. ...


4 Comments, 94 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
oldman22010 65 M
1  Article
No NHL Hockey,Global warming ,climate change..Let's just Fuck   12/1/2012

It's hard for me to figure out why Millionaire owners of of hockey teams and Millionaire players can't come to an agreement and get the show on the road. Oh well I am learning to like NFL football, in the mean time I hope I can meet a lady to share time with.We can discuss if you believe in global warming or just think they are now calling it climate change to make more money burning fuel as they ...


3 Comments, 29 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
When in dought !! Take your tape measure out!!   11/25/2012

I don't know whether this should be in the this section or the joke section. But I will tell you a story. Well men are always bragging. Some almost obsess about it and it is the only part that should impress me ( Yes there cock size) One member just kept emailing me and kept sending me pictures of his cock and he said he was so well endowed and larger than most, and all woman should want to ...


6 Comments, 238 Views, 12 Votes ,5.10 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Stupidity verses Technology   11/10/2012

I don't know why the younger generation that has a lot of information at there fingertips is so is so dumb when it comes to sexual issues. YES!! they may be smart enough to use face book or yahoo, and smart enough to know how to download porno from the internet. But when it comes to looking up real sexual issues, or female anatomy. They all of a sudden become dumb and do not know where to look. ...


7 Comments, 272 Views, 15 Votes ,4.36 Score
LioldyfrPasedena 86 F
13  Articles
Happy penis sucking man   10/21/2012

He thinks he knows everything.

What he is, is an asshole that doesn't know shit. he he he


2 Comments, 48 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
goldnspice 46 C
7  Articles
Looking vs. contacting   10/8/2012

My question is this, my boyfriend and I have been on the site for a little while but it has become obvious to us both that there are a lot more people who simply LOOK, vs. those who email. Is it just us having too high an expectation or, do we need to relax a little? It's funny, reading the topics and articles I see that some of the same issues like IM or web cam is the same across the board for ...


7 Comments, 126 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Snozog 63 C
2  Articles
Sport, Sex Education and Society   10/6/2012

There has long been a debate about the merits of both sex education and sports in our schools. There are diverse opinions on both and I think that is the healthiest possible outcome because that discussion needs airing regularly lest we turn yesterday's prejudices into tomorrow's unalterable dogma.
That said, I write at this late hour tonight instead of being asleep because of the ...



1 Comments, 49 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Dr_EldritchPayne 64 M
1  Article
Sick and Tired   10/4/2012

I'm sick and tired of people who put up a profile, then it turns out what they say on the profile is not what they really want!! My profile clearly states I'm into spanking and light domination. I also give massage professionally, so I'm pretty good at it. THREE times now, I've made a date to meet women who CLAIM they're onto what I'm into, and when they show up, they are appalled that I like ...


3 Comments, 85 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
the_dirty_30 41 M
2  Articles
stupid hoes   9/30/2012

I'm so sick of these females who dress up all hot & slutty with asses hanging out & tits popping out, and when you say something to them or looking em up & down we guys are the.jerks for looking. Well ladies if you don't want to be looked out cover up your bodies and don't come out half naked anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!


10 Comments, 208 Views, 16 Votes
cock and hand is not a group   9/27/2012

I have enjoyed HornyWife very much.......especially the live cams, but I wish people would be more considerate. There is a column for men.....a column for women..........column for groups and for couples. Here is my beef. A couple is NOT a man and his cock! A group is more than a man and his cock! Guys...we have a solo place for us....so why not stay out of the other categories?


1 Comments, 38 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
keith6955 44 M
2  Articles
Confused   9/26/2012

whats the deal? why is it impossible get anyone talk to u on here


5 Comments, 77 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Snozog 63 C
2  Articles
"The Change", really????   9/16/2012

How sad is it really that women so often define their sexuality by their fertility? Women whisper the word to other women and euphimize it in public. When we get beyond our ability to have at whatever age for whatever reason, we need to find a way to acknowledge it without letting it put us into a category of being beyond sexual attraction or interest or worse yet being put into a laughed at ...


1 Comments, 107 Views, 9 Votes ,4.92 Score
mikey197855 45 M
12  Articles
Ratio   9/11/2012

With there being more women than men in this world, the female to male ratio on this site is so very unrealistic. However it does go to show that the ratio of hornyness in this world is dead on with these demographics


1 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
rm_Tatiana0o0 24 F
1  Article
haha   9/11/2012

Wyi do men have dildos in their pictures can't they tell that we know there fake?


4 Comments, 124 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Iamthewarlock201 43 M
9  Articles
Profile updates   9/1/2012

Does anyone else get wound up by how long it takes to approve your profile updates?? I hate the fact you can't even go into chat while it's under review and it winds me right up!!!!


1 Comments, 31 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
softiest_touch 53 F
3  Articles
Men with azz pics......   8/27/2012

Would someone please explain to me, why guys put up pictures of their ass as their profile picture and then scream about other men messaging them? Call me crazy, but if you don't want men looking@ you ass, THEN DON'T SHOW IT! Personally, I have zero interest in what your ass looks like. It's what's in the front that matters. But then again I'm a "chic", so what then hell do I know.


6 Comments, 119 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
joshie04101991 32 M
10  Articles
hawaii   8/23/2012

any orgy clubs in hawaii?


2 Comments, 51 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Can you really change your cock size??   8/19/2012

I see it asked lots of times, men ask what size cocks woman like. Well can they change it to suit a member or members? You can't change your size so why constantly ask?


9 Comments, 200 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
bustybettyboop 55 F
6  Articles
lol..omg! if one more...   8/17/2012

lol..omg! if one more young guy e-mails me thinking i actually wanna help them lose their virginity i think i will scream! lol! or just thinking i would actually want to have a relationship with guys 18-25 is just crazy!...


8 Comments, 143 Views, 12 Votes ,5.10 Score
Messages removed by HornyWife   8/6/2012

In the past month I have had e-mail exchanges from 2 different members, who seemed to be compatible and 'normal'....only to have HornyWife intervene and delete the messages received and remove the members for misuse or some kind of misconduct on the site. Does this happen often to fellow members?


4 Comments, 126 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
softiest_touch 53 F
3  Articles
Is it just me?   7/28/2012

First of all, I've been a member of HornyWife on and off and under different pseudonyms for 12yrs. And have met some unforgettable people. But also on this site are lots and I mean lots of fakers. This is fun and games for them. Why on earth would you come on this of all sites to play with my sexual emotions? Knowing that you have no intention to ever meet in person. You have people out wasting time, ...


2 Comments, 89 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
c6love 32 M
26  Articles
funny   7/20/2012

Its funny how like minded people stick together. I guess it is human nature. Even if the entire group is dumber than a pack of bricks, they still band together and try to act as if what they believe is correct and should not be questioned. Ppl, SMH


4 Comments, 57 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
LatinLeprechaun7 53 F
2  Articles
Can't delete who hotlists us   7/20/2012

I noticed we can delete who flirted with us but we don't have the option to delete who hotlisted us.

It seems silly that we can do one but not the other





2 Comments, 68 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
triguy16 36 M
3  Articles
Getting responses   7/14/2012

What's the best way to get email responses from women?


1 Comments, 77 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The Uzi   7/14/2012

Copy and paste from Wikipedia;

The Uzi officially is a family of Israeli open bolt, blow back-operated sub machine guns.

Smaller variants are considered to be machine pistols.

The Uzi was one of the first weapons to use a telescoping bolt design which allows for the magazine to be housed in the pistol grip for a shorter weapon.

The ...


10 Comments, 160 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
The lost THANKYOU!!   7/13/2012

How many have been thanked or has thanked a member for giving then good advice on the magazine. We know there is alot of stupid questions and sarcastic responses to some. But the members that ask a serious question and get a sensible answer to there question, I have seen very few Thanks for the advice.


3 Comments, 109 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Would love to be displayed   7/12/2012

I would love to have my wife and her well hung lover(s) display me to others while wearing my pink, bikini style see through rubber pants, thigh highs and heels.


1 Comments, 62 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Players   7/5/2012

Why are there so many players out there, not into the who;e game playing area, just want to meet someone for some fun


3 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Hair pulling?   7/4/2012

Why does every woman i know like her hair pulled?


4 Comments, 62 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
NAWTYinTAMPA 62 C
8  Articles
SWINGFEST   7/1/2012

Office of the Attorney General Pam Bondi The Capitol PL-01 Tallahassee, Florida 32399-1050



To The Honorable Pam Bondi,

I’m writing to you & your fine office to help resolve a dispute with a merchant that is doing business in our fine state.

Back in 2010, the owners of SWINGFEST EVENTS (http://HornyWife.com) Was having a convention in ...


1 Comments, 115 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
MrTongueForYou 59 M
1  Article
Posting Issues   7/1/2012

Has anybody noticed that the posts, when you open them, read from bottom to top? I have been noticing that on the AL the last week or so, is there any way to get it to work like it used to ( setting maybe ), or am I the only one that has noticed this? Thanks.


2 Comments, 37 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
MDman2580 36 M
10  Articles
Fake profiles   6/24/2012

Why do these guys insist on creating couple profiles when they are single? It is wrong and sad. If you cant get any on your own sorry!


4 Comments, 62 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
bdrmwarrior 37 M
1  Article
NOT to YOUNG   6/12/2012

This has gotten out of hand. Older women(not all) thinking just because a person is younger by a couple of years that you can't do anything for them, or do something that the never seen.I believe and know(from experience) that is so not true every since i was 18 I have only slept with and dated older women and just the things I have been through along with other experiences kept our relationships ...


5 Comments, 118 Views, 8 Votes ,0.47 Score
sman2k.01 45 M
4  Articles
Dear Couple Looiking for a Hot Young Chick   6/7/2012

Stop. just stop, OK. I mean, this is getting a little ridiculous. By now you know that roughly 90% of the couples on here are looking for a hot young chick to have a threesome with, and they are mostly failing. That should tell you something. What it tells me is that hot young chicks are probably a little smarter than you think they are. And have more self esteem.

First off, the whole ...


2 Comments, 133 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
summerdaze33 74 M
1  Article
IMC   6/6/2012

as a standard member I love the IMC feature , I can chat and hook up with people, and not need to spend $. Rant is people who do not respond. I never page someone who is not close to a match for me. If you don't like my profile just say no thanks!!!. that damn spining shit on the puter drives me up the wall. lots of people page me that don't turn my crank, but just takes a sec to say no thanks ...


6 Comments, 87 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
nobody328 26 M
23  Articles
RR'S   5/30/2012

MOST OF THE PEOPLE DONT REPLY TO THE MAILS


3 Comments, 70 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
celticgent79 44 M
2  Articles
Sleeplessness was my bane   5/21/2012

Well I live just across the way from a girl that I tend to like, as in I should ask her out for dinner and dancing one night. Last time that I checked she was single and recently broken up. I knew her when se was not single so we know each other. She is also flirting with me in giving me hugs being the height of contact from her to me.

She is a bar-tender at one of local ...


3 Comments, 57 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Jerks Who Won't Accept NO For An Answer   5/2/2012

Thank Gawd for the nice people out there who write blogs - they give me faith in humanity. They make up for the jerks.

I live in a fairly sparsely populated area - away from any large population centres. The challenge of finding someone special is compounded by the fact that I would prefer to find someone local (or at most a fairly short drive away).

In the past month or so, I ...


5 Comments, 193 Views, 12 Votes ,5.10 Score
Is the Swingers Lifestyle Leaning Extra Heavily Towards   4/29/2012

In the past few months I have been to 2 swingers events, my first as a single woman without a play partner. Is it my imagination, or does the population of swinger couples seem to be leaning more towards bi women these days?

I know, when I first started swinging, I did lots of research on the swingers lifestyle, and was a regular attendee at a club for several years with my former ...


3 Comments, 171 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
Pics of Dicks   4/29/2012

This subject comes up again and again on the HornyWife Advice Line. Guys are asking what do women want to see. Women are requesting "no more pictures of your dicks, please". The arguments for and against are constant.

I have varying thoughts on the subject of profile pictures in general - but here are my thoughts on the infamous cock shots which so many men use as their profile ...


8 Comments, 193 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
centkycpl4fun 41 C
4  Articles
LOOKING TO PLAY   4/19/2012

We r looking for some fun with a group of guys on the 28th in lexington ky. let us know if u want to come


3 Comments, 44 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
BigKingRufus 66 M
3  Articles
Unsympathetic Support Staff   4/18/2012

I am a standard user, and have been building my points up the right way, by being involved with the community, uploading pictures and videos, and getting verified. I finally reached the 2200 point mark and went to redeem the points for a 1 month silver membership. In my excitement, I clicked on the redeem now link and was mortified that I redeemed 1000 points for a private chat room. If you ...


4 Comments, 152 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
you wonder why you have no responses   4/12/2012

You post a profile and weeks go by and the responses you thought would come fail to arrive. You wonder what the fuck your profile is visible , the site is working, you've responded to people but theres nothing in your box. Not one time do you think it could be the profile picture or additional pics in your album. Chances are good that it is. 1. posting pics claiming they are you in all of them ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes
starryeyez1961 62 F
1  Article
If you are not here for a live meet say so   4/11/2012

why lie and beat arround the so to speak bush lol.. Just out and say to someone well you are? and ? for me dont leed them on. also if you cant prove you are a female how can anyone even consider meeting you. Men read profiles where it says Im looking for ladies. why keep on and on trying to talk to someone after they tell you they dont want to talk to you or view you on cam jerking off. It is so ...


4 Comments, 133 Views, 9 Votes
mytonguegirlzuk 60 F
4  Articles
Learn to read please!!   4/2/2012

In my profile i have clearly stated that im not looking for men..in bold print no less, so why is it i constantly get bombarded with their messages most of which start by saying and i quote "i know you, re not looking for men but", is it too much to ask that they at least read what you have to say!!


10 Comments, 198 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
Posting   4/1/2012

A post is a post. Without a post there is no post. So why post for nothing


2 Comments, 36 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_viper5303 30 M
2  Articles
Fake Profiles/Numbers   3/31/2012

How are men able to have a fake phone number and woman's voice on the phone..these guys really go the extra length for this i swear..


3 Comments, 75 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
centkycpl4fun 41 C
4  Articles
Angie shows off from ky   3/31/2012

I have always wanted to do a website. I love the thought of guys and girls looking at my pics and getting off on me. My husband recently started a group for me and we have steadily been building my photo collection in it.

The one really big thing I would like is another couple or girl to join us doing pics.

Has anyone else ever tried to do a website and if your close to ...


2 Comments, 73 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
playrsgoaway 51 F
1  Article
Why Lie?   3/26/2012

Alright lets face it this is not a church site. Everyone on here has an open mind or so I hope. So why chat get to know each other , meet have sexual encounters several times and not be honest. I hate a liar. Im married and have no room to judge but why not be honest. I let men know what they are getting into with me why not give me the same courtesy. No need to lie tell the truth and let the ...


5 Comments, 129 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
__A_J__ 47 F
9  Articles
Profile denied   3/25/2012

I keep forgetting about being a silver member from having this icebreaker promo. I answered an e-mail today without checking out the mans profile first. Then after answering his mail I thought to do so and seen that his profile had been denied.

It said; "Sorry! This profile has been denied and is not visible right now.

This usually means that this member has ...



6 Comments, 205 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
Bplumper 59 M
2  Articles
Being Ignored   3/22/2012

I imagine that everyone on this site is looking for interaction, titillation at a minimum and the real people are looking to meet. I often hear about the flakes, fakers, etc. today, I'm here to talk about being ignored. As a standard member and I have been a gold member before I've noticed that people will ignore you on this site although you've reached out with an email, etc.

Why??? ...


2 Comments, 263 Views, 6 Votes ,5.93 Score
cranguy2 64 M
1  Article
bi-men   3/20/2012

I wonder what's with all the hypocrites (men) with bi-wives that tell me they dont want to meet me because i'm bi.I never touch a guy unless asked to. I guess its ok to eat pussy if you're a women but can't like cock if you're a guy. Maybe the wife eats pussy because hubby gets off on it, perhaps she might like to see that selfish prick suck a cock for her.Turnabout is only fair.


3 Comments, 118 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
SteelPassion23 48 M
7  Articles
Why So Many Pics of Dicks?   3/17/2012

This is something that has been on my mind for a little while now. Why are there so many profile pics of penis? Is this what the ladies what to see on this site? I understand the adult nature of the site and that is fine. But is that the best way to say HELLO to the guy or girl that you are trying to attract? Is that appealing to folks or is it best for that to be the 2nd or ...


9 Comments, 143 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
Timesonourside 40 M
0  Articles
Why? Why? Why?   3/13/2012

I find myself asking this question more often then not. Why can't people just be honest? I mean if we have a conversation for two days, two weeks or just two minutes all I ask is just be honest. I mean why waste time if you really are not interested. Or for that matter when I send you an email you can't even say no thanks. But you appear online? how lame. This is supposed to be a site dedicated ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Online   3/10/2012

If you make it clear you are MARRIED, why do people still want to see a picture. I am willing to drive to their locale. If we meet and they don't like what they see, they can leave. Anyone can put up a picture from 10 years ago or a totally fake one. UGGHHH


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
That time again   3/8/2012

Hi all, It's that time again!!!

Having a great time on the boat in SVG. But have to go home to Canada soon.

Please cum and join me.

Honeygent


0 Comments, 23 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
akze29 41 M
1  Article
29 year old and still get called short shit wtf!   2/15/2012

im i gonna be 80 and still get called short shit and told by strangers cigarettes stunt your growth while im smoking a cig 5ft 2in dude


3 Comments, 121 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
probably another repeat statement!!!   2/15/2012

a.f.f. or passion.com whatever sight you are are on!!! Do you really think they listen to paying members or give a shit???!!! I can figure out whey they keep sending those surveys out when they should know they are going to get alot of shitty response!!!! And if it customer relations..what the fuc are they doing to make the customers satisfied!!! Just have to blow off some steam as the saying ...


7 Comments, 153 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Movie math test !   2/9/2012

This math test is 100% accurate in predicting your all time favorite movie:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind

2. The ...


37 Comments, 561 Views, 33 Votes ,2.14 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
Come On IN!   1/31/2012

The weather is just fine down here in SVG. Great for skinny dipping and other kinds of dipping off the back of the boat. Why don't you cum and join me!


1 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes
FunAdventures86 37 M
3  Articles
I Think we need a good mobile app!!!   1/24/2012

I think you should be able to have the IMC on your phone .. and a good mobile application they make allot of money on this site they should be able to do it


4 Comments, 73 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
ARomanticHero 30 M
11  Articles
What is a Rant and Rave?   1/23/2012

I have never heard of this term before. But just by the title of it I can almost guess what it is.


1 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes
Splortched 37 M
2  Articles
Wtf do you have to say to get into a girl's pants?   1/23/2012

Like seriously? Is it just the cold weather or do women not like to fuck anymore?


10 Comments, 174 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
why are you here   1/6/2012

Has anyone else run into folks that have profiles on here like this? When you talk to them about their fantasies or what they like sexually they start talking to you about what they want in a mate. I thought that this was a site to get laid on. If i was looking for a friend i would be on another site. Why do people come on here looking for regular dates and then call you a perv when you start ...


6 Comments, 145 Views, 8 Votes
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
shadows throwing insults!!!   1/6/2012

I have been on here for years now, and often read the blogs and comment on some, NOW!! just a comment or observation!!! Have you noticed that the members that have NO picture, and very few words on there profiles, seem to be the members that are constantly insulting a members picture of something in there profile?????


13 Comments, 272 Views, 13 Votes ,5.49 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Sense of humor !   1/4/2012

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all....


3 Comments, 153 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
AintNevaScurred 30 M
1  Article
The taste of cum..   1/2/2012

I would like to know how many women actually enjoy the taste of a big wad of hot sticky cum being shot all around their mouth, on their soft lips & wet tongue, & down their throats...I would estimate 70 percent of the women I have been with were disgusted by the taste of nut sauce. I even had a few tell me they would do it just because I loved it but they hated it. What I wanna know is if you ...


2 Comments, 107 Views, 8 Votes
johnlcooper76 35 M
10  Articles
Christmas Rant   12/22/2011

don't be afraid to say merry christmas. i can't stand how people now a days just say happy holidays. well what holiday is it wise ass????? CHRISTMAS!


6 Comments, 72 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Gypsy726 59 F
5  Articles
A RANT... Am I the only women that feels this way.   12/13/2011

I have this posted in my blog but figure the Magazine is a good place too--- So lets hear it ladies and Gentlemen am I being overly sensitive... Or is good etiquette just to much to be asked. Okay...(sigh) I thought I woke up the "good side of my bed this morning". Until I drank a half cup of my morning coffee and sat down at my computer and I began to read my email. The first email I opened was ...


11 Comments, 244 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
a little something for the trolls   12/10/2011

I have to thank you all for such advice as has been given. Thank you one and all. If you have mocked me, and simply taken the time to state a bit of what you think I need to hear without reading the question, I thank you, as you have indeed made my day, you replied For those who have helped me by reading the questions written and thought before dropping the words onto the page, I thank you ...


4 Comments, 109 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
Merry Christmas   12/7/2011

Well folk, It's time for my monthly greeting to all who care to read this. I have rightfully been taken to task for being rude so have decided just to pass on good wishes, and if any one should choose to contact me as a result then that is an added benefit.


0 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Goodtimerr 45 M
2  Articles
People talk a big game then dont show up   12/6/2011

How many times has this happened to you. Your chatting with what seems to be a nice lady, then finally you decide to hook up. Everything is in line, and you get there and you end up sitting there like a dumbass. I mean if your not going to show, why go threw with all the rest of the bullshit!


2 Comments, 126 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
over run by fakes!   11/29/2011

It seems that each week there are a ton of new fake women on here! Their pics look fake and they put they are from some tiny rinky dink town that you know damn well they are not from. Is it like this in all states or is it just Idaho. I know most of this state and know these towns they are claiming to be from and it's all BS. How can we cut down on all the fakes so that the real people have a ...


5 Comments, 83 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Maneaterva 43 M
1  Article
New Format   11/18/2011

Does anyone else hate the new format? All the best features of the site have been taken away.


5 Comments, 105 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
happy14u19692 42 M
8  Articles
why be critical of others   11/13/2011

i've been reading on here and for alot of liberal idealist people there sure are alot of judgemental people here with alot of criticisms of others. its ok to have advice but to criticize in a meanful way i just dont understand.


5 Comments, 193 Views, 17 Votes ,3.55 Score
pavy_444 42 M
1  Article
what i hate about Girls Watching guys on cam room   11/11/2011

As we well know that room has supposedly strict Moderators, and i appreciate that and the Rules too Today as i was in the chatroom And as usual the two moderators Saggy and 21pslove were going on with their warning and Getting things tight like asking for c2c is not allowed , Caps not allowed etc , Which i appreciate Inevitably before entering the chat we(am/ are made to read the rules which is ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
Good day to All   11/11/2011

Happy Rememberance day to all our friends.

And if anyone woulld like to have a memorable time with me please let me know.

Honeygent


0 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
rm_purebbc1 32 M
10  Articles
hot chicks   11/10/2011

how does the loser get the hot chicks? women what is it that you see in them?


2 Comments, 134 Views, 11 Votes
rm_purebbc1 32 M
10  Articles
condoms!? .....damn!!!   11/10/2011

safe sex is diff needed these days, but hell it fucking sucks using those condoms! we need to spend some good money on curing STD where is the magic potions damn


3 Comments, 72 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
rm_purebbc1 32 M
10  Articles
"I got that supahead" ......ya ya ya....   11/10/2011

I hate when a women says she gives the best blowjobs ever and she loves to give head. a man gets all excited thinking he will get a great bj and she turns out to be a dud, even worse she did it for 5 mins and stopped. you love to give head but you suck at it how lame is that?


4 Comments, 123 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
rm_purebbc1 32 M
10  Articles
bad head   11/10/2011

why do women give bad head on purpose? thats why i dont stop them i just let them keep going maybe they will learn.


2 Comments, 74 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
lookingforA3rdG 43 C
2  Articles
Please, One At A Time!!!   11/7/2011

Every time we're on web cam on here, it never fails that I'll get a TONof incoming pages from people constantly asking me to smoke a cigarette! I've been a smoker for 15 years, and I don't remember ever hearing (up until the last year or so) of people who enjoy/get aroused or whatever it is they like about it, watching another person smoke! Have I just not been aware of the world around ...


6 Comments, 135 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
rm_BlackH0ney 30 F
1  Article
Cupid Bypass   11/6/2011

Why do some people feel it is ok to ignore what someone has carefully written in their profile and then deliberately bypass the cupid filtering which when enabled removes the email form on a profile preventing the send message option.

The people that do this cannot say "Oh sorry I did not know"

If filtering is on the email form on a profile is turned OFF because your profile ...


2 Comments, 76 Views, 14 Votes ,4.74 Score
luoxana 51 F
2  Articles
Why lie?   11/5/2011

I realize that this topic has been ground in the dirt, time and time again, but I just need to vent a bit.

I generally have a no married men policy. I have crossed the line - I'm human and I let my lack of proper judgment get me into situations that may not be kosher. Anyway, I have had a lover for the last 18 months. I have had a suspicion for a while that he was married, but because ...


4 Comments, 106 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
ShareWifeFun 71 C
5  Articles
Just because we are looking, Don't mean we will meet you'   11/1/2011

My wife and I have an ad for extra males MFM 3 sums. As you can imagine we get a lot of respnces. We have a full life and we do this to add some extra spice. We have a limited amount of time for this, and want to make it count. We will send a reply to all that answear the ad. We try to be polite, and let them know we are not seeing anyone new now. That means latter we might be. If there is ...


0 Comments, 46 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
zguy007 71 M
16  Articles
FAKE PROFILES   10/10/2011

I regularly receive hot listing from profiles with much younger women. I'm 60, they are usually in their 20's or 30's. When you try to view them they are always NEW profiles so you cannot view them unless you are a gold member. And, the profiles are soon deleted so you cannot make any contact with them. These are clearly fake profiles maybe for the purpose of trying to get you to upgrade, I cant ...


3 Comments, 125 Views, 15 Votes ,5.43 Score
Unbeleavable!!!!!!!!!!!   9/27/2011

Just receaved an e-mail at 10:42pm saying HEARTPIE278's was interrested in me. So I go sign on to check it out- my home page looked the same as it did before- went to hotlist page- found that 10 other people was there that wasn't shown on my home page. But the one they e-mailed had already turned off her profile. Plus I think in my profile I put 50 miles max- keep getting hits past that up to ...


4 Comments, 202 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
sweetandjuicy956 40 F
1  Article
first time meeting   9/23/2011

I had never met anybody from this site but 1 day I was a bit curious to just go & meet someone. I had been talking to a guy through email and a little bit through texting, he wanted to meet in public so we did & it was a mutual feeling of attraction. A few days later he said he was in town staying at a hotel for business so I went by, as soon as I entered the room he lifted me up & we just ...


6 Comments, 282 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
rm_702Beelzboss 33 M
8  Articles
gold diggers   9/17/2011

If there is one thing I hate about living in Vegas besides the horrific job market is the gold diggers. Sure everyone likes to be taken care of but come the fuck on and grow up already. There are many things far more important than if someone can buy you tons of shit you most likely don't need anyway.


5 Comments, 88 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Matt675309 48 M
3  Articles
Let Me Block the Bots!   9/16/2011

So, it seems like an awful lot of women join HornyWife with a gold membership, hotlist me in seconds, and manage to get deactivated in 2-3 days. Every once in a while, I can log in just in time to see the Hinglish version of what the less mature 12 year old boys scribbled on walls and desks in school pretending to be girls (plus at least one of them likes to go to the stadium to watch the football ...


4 Comments, 39 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
rm_missykissy76 40 F
1  Article
C-U-M, or Can (you) Understand Me?   9/15/2011

So I get a email from a guy (or two or three)and all they mention is how much they want to release their cum all over me. Well, I don't have a problem with the releasing of cum, but I do have a problem with putting it all over me. Ew!

I know there are others (women and men)that LOVES it, but I am not that girl and just the thought makes me want to barf. So, I am saying it, I don't ...


4 Comments, 157 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
Posting for What   9/15/2011

Why Post when I have nothing really to say.

I must put up a post in order to meet my membership requirements.

But there is nothing that I have to contribute to this page. So don't bother to read this.

It will still be here next moth and so will I.

Happy summer to all.


2 Comments, 59 Views, 4 Votes
rm_702Beelzboss 33 M
8  Articles
Breast augmentation   9/13/2011

I have noticed that more and younger women are now going under the knife to enlarge the size of their breasts. I'll never understand this, why conform to a vain societies views on how large they should be. I can see the use for those who have had mastectomies or one is significantly larger than the other but not just because some people out there have put pressure on women to have large breasts. ...


4 Comments, 64 Views, 7 Votes ,5.33 Score
just a simple no thank you   9/9/2011

Why is is you email a person, and they don't even have the courtsey to reply with a simple no thank you.


7 Comments, 168 Views, 12 Votes ,1.03 Score
Devonprovidesfun 34 M
10  Articles
My exes   8/30/2011

I hate 25% of them. The rest are okay.


4 Comments, 121 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
Blessed_Eternal 42 M
1  Article
Is it too difficult...?   8/30/2011

As with so many, I've had to give up a few guilty pleasures during these tight (giggity) times... so I haven't had my gold membership in a while. "Living" off these points that standard members use brings up a bit of a rant though...

If someone messages you, and you're not interested, is it so difficult to send even an auto-reply to the lines of "not interested"?

To be fair, ...


7 Comments, 105 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Whats the point????   8/30/2011

What's the point in flirting and then turning off you're profile. It doesn't make any sense to me, some of us don't check are sights every hour of the day.


4 Comments, 51 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
justlooking4sexy 26 C
4  Articles
This is some BS right here   8/29/2011

Just got an email form a couple 4 hours away that apparently did not like that I do not want to fuck other guys but want to fuck girls. Then blames my hubby for being selfish when I am the one who laid down the rules.They also told me my husband must be gay if he doesn't want another guy with us i mean umm hello I don't need another cock to fuck I am very happy with the cock my hubby was gifted ...


9 Comments, 162 Views, 15 Votes ,5.58 Score
BBW'S are sexy   8/26/2011

I would like to say to all those sexy bbw's out there.There are men who crave a curvey woman.I know most men like skinny women and that is fine for them.But for me I like the bbw type and if any women want to know more just ask me.


2 Comments, 52 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
mskitty59101 50 F
3  Articles
Dishonesty   8/19/2011

Why do people feel the need to deceive and put out untrue facts when the reality is that the truth will show itself. How exactly do you explain yourselves when you have made untrue statements and then the ones you told find out what you said is untrue? Do you think you are just that good that people will not care or that people are just not smart enough to realize ...


4 Comments, 134 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Sageflutterby 34 F
1  Article
Excuse me, Mr. Hi There Sexy   8/17/2011

Excuse me, Mr. Hi There Sexy, what part of my profile "Looking for long term lover and companion" fits your definition of NSA in your profile? Hunh? Hunh?!





*Growls*

Did you even read the damn thing or was that a waste of keystrokes? I'd sincerely like to know.

At least by the time I am done with this site I should be enured to the term sexy. Swear to ...


5 Comments, 147 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
takemeasiam74 50 M
10  Articles
we all   8/13/2011

we all can rant and rave at times, but we must try not to goto far and saying something that can never be taken back.


1 Comments, 32 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
The special woman   8/10/2011

As life goes women are different.In the way they think and the way they feel.Some women like to be one thing when they really are something else.I would love to find one woman that can be what they feel.A woman who can be honest and be looking for that one person to have some fun with and not 50 others.I know I live in a fantasy world but one can always hope.


4 Comments, 138 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
luoxana 51 F
2  Articles
Yes, you can read blogs....   8/9/2011

As a standard member, I know how annoying it can be to get your information out there for others to see. However someone pointed out to me, a year or so ago, that if you use the following, you are able to view a member's blog: HornyWife(dot)com/blog/(insert member screen name here). You usually have to do this in another browser window, and I don't know if it will let you see past the ...


3 Comments, 96 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
Just out of curiosity   8/6/2011

Do most women here even look at a male standard member's profile? With the ratio of men to women being what it is? Not that it'll stop me from trying!

I've been around here for four years but don't have the money to fork over for an upgrade. So the only way I can talk to someone is to hotlist or sit in chat and hope for the best. That gets discouraging.

So, ladies, what's ...


8 Comments, 77 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
boycott anything   7/31/2011

A short time ago, Iran's Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people. In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in their boycott as follows: "Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr.. Ehrlich. He ...


2 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
RockNRollRebel11 32 M
1  Article
2012   7/30/2011

Is anyone else tired of Obama's failer to lead this country? It's time for Americans to stand up and vote these left wing liberals out of office, so that America can return to the principles that made this nation great.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
petuniaK 62 F
3  Articles
crazy asses   7/21/2011

Last night I had experienced a crazy ass from hell. What I dont understand is why must you be a crazy ass? There are so many people on here. Why get hung up on one person youve talked to twice. Oh and if you call a person a "grudge holding cocktroll" forty times in a row begging isnt going to make them want to talk to you again. Harrassing someone for two hours isnt going to make them want to ...


6 Comments, 129 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
boogieman808 30 M
1  Article
Pet Peeves?   7/17/2011

Wondering what everyones pet peeves are. Mine is when people talk to much and don't know when to stop or when people act like assholes in public because they think they are cool. What's everyone elses?


7 Comments, 97 Views, 13 Votes ,3.65 Score
pipelayer882 49 M
8  Articles
Bogus   7/13/2011

Sometime I think that only a few people on this site are real. A lot of BS from people who you think are real, but they are suspect. Does anyone have that problem with people here?


3 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,0.22 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Government Expansion.....   6/29/2011

New Federal Agency

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time federal police authority has grown to a large number of agencies , FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, etc.

Now Congress is considering a proposal for another agency: ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
i69ontheside 41 M
3  Articles
all this pussy, and no resposes   6/26/2011

how can you possibly have all this pussy on one site and very few responses?


9 Comments, 272 Views, 11 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
POLITICS   6/26/2011

While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven, " says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
itfkaiken 31 M
7  Articles
blah   6/23/2011

Its not really a rant just me going on about random things... dragon ball z Awsome. Scott Pilgrim amazing. shibari bodacious.


1 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Pissing and Moaning   6/23/2011

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic or senile lady.

He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
itfkaiken 31 M
7  Articles
Warning this may be sound stupid.   6/23/2011

Has any ever done exercise while having sex?


6 Comments, 91 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Hubble Telescope Captures Galaxies Colliding !   6/22/2011

The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.


2 Comments, 16 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Government .Economics......(all chiefs and no indians)   6/22/2011

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Political Jokes   6/22/2011

Q: What's the one thing that Democrats and Republicans share in common?

A: Our money!

Q: What's the difference between the pope and the president??

A: You only have to get on one knee for the pope.



Q: Why did God give Republicans one more brain cell than a ?

A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade



Q: How many Democrats ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
"PIG"   6/22/2011

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage



A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Four Women in a Locker Room   6/22/2011

Four women were chatting in the locker room of their health club, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation, i.e. jerking off, spanking the monkey, slappin' the salami and so on, there weren't any common terms for female masturbation.

"I've always called it 'jilling off', " said one of the women.

"But that's just a ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Other persons name!!!   6/17/2011

What goes through your mind when the girl your having sex with calles out some 1 elses name? Can you carry on?


4 Comments, 45 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Make it real   6/15/2011

If I see another profile where the person used the sample lines from HornyWife I'm gonna puke.

"On Saturday nights I like to hang out with my friends..."

"In the morning I like to continue the screwing we started the night before..."



If you have a generic profile like this with a lot of "Prefer not to say" responses don't complain about the quality of people (or ...


2 Comments, 79 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
CelticHart1981 40 M
3  Articles
Why is it?   6/10/2011

Why is it that when you talk to a women everything is good she see's your pictures and then say your good looking or your really cute but then follow it up with but I'm sorry your not my type. Why is it that they can't just come out and say from the start that this is what I'm looking for and I am sorry but you don't fit that.


3 Comments, 89 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_ebububu 36 M
2  Articles
Why do men to want to show their roger even if It's a bad idea?   6/7/2011

This is my opinion:

Since monkeys can sheath their penis, nothing is visible most of the time. When the organ does appear, however, it is not only impressive in size, but its bright pink color makes it stand out against the dark fur. Males invite others by presenting with legs wide apart and back arched, often flicking the penis up and down—a powerful signal. All a man wants most is ...


4 Comments, 85 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
politics   5/31/2011

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." —Mark Twain

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." —President Abraham Lincoln

"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
justlooking4sexy 26 C
4  Articles
control freaks   5/27/2011

When Iam on this site with my husband I hate how men think they can control me on this site.Hey do this and this and this you stupid and i love how they try to insult my hubby to like hey i said go and let me and your wife play and repeat themselves over and over then calling him fat and shit just because he won't listen god GUYS read the profile GUYS we are looking for GIRLS ...


5 Comments, 84 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
rm_hotminnette 53 F
1  Article
is there a need for promises in this site?!?!   5/27/2011

This is not really a deep seethed ranting since I actually find it funny but the thing is, do these guys really think they can get whatever they want if they’ll promise marriage?!?! what were they thinking... in this kind of site, in particular.

Imagine, just last night, I had 4 marriage proposals. Was tempted to accept all and just do an eeny-meeny-miney-mooey when the right time ...


2 Comments, 40 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
hungforplay 55 M
0  Articles
Hey Ladies,just a few suggestions...   5/27/2011

if you have a fanny like a burst Kebab.....please dont take a photograph of it and post it up on your profile (for American viewers read...a pussy like a burst Burrito.) dont invite absolutely everyone to be your friend, quality over quantity, that way you avoid pissing people off when it is apparent that you didnt read their profile before accepting. try and demonstrate a degree of literacy in ...


6 Comments, 187 Views, 14 Votes
makeumoan1111 37 M
16  Articles
I have never...   5/25/2011

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike ...


3 Comments, 98 Views, 9 Votes
LETmeBeurxxtoy 36 C
1  Article
Once was plentiful   5/22/2011

Now seems scarce. What happened to the many fun adventurous people and couples on this site? if you're still out there, please, get in touch with me.


2 Comments, 66 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
justlooking4sexy 26 C
4  Articles
fakes.,posers,liars,and tempers   5/15/2011

I really hate it when a girl private messages me and we get talking and she seems good enough but when she wants to play and and then it is a recorded clip! I also really hate when people say they are close by to you and then when you test them about the location they don't know what we are talking about and we are like caught you red handed then they say well yea im sorry i am ...


18 Comments, 152 Views, 9 Votes ,5.14 Score
hairymanLA89 20 M
3  Articles
SPAM ON HornyWife   5/10/2011

I've been on here for a few days now and it seems like most of the users that have "contacted me" are spam people trying to get you to sign up to a porn site to "verify" that you're real. anyone else get into this issue too?


4 Comments, 58 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
WTF Happened to the Silver Membership Option?   5/6/2011

Seems like HornyWife only offers Gold memberships now with a price hike even though they still refer to Gold and Silver memberships. Am I missing something?


3 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
rm_mblack1155 42 M
5  Articles
Why!   5/5/2011

Why are there so many people here who don't want to do anything?


5 Comments, 106 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
rm_mblack1155 42 M
5  Articles
Too much teeth.   5/5/2011

Have you ever had a person that just used too much teeth when they are giving you oral pleasure. It doesn't feel good at all. It ruins the mood.


2 Comments, 69 Views, 4 Votes
rm_mblack1155 42 M
5  Articles
I wish that I lived in the big city.   5/5/2011

I live out in the boonies, so It is hard to hook-up with people. I just wish that I lived closer to the big city.


1 Comments, 46 Views, 2 Votes
justlooking4sexy 26 C
4  Articles
couple looking for a girl but cant find one   5/3/2011

Me and my husband are rally nice people and very real we go on cam whenever we can together and do requests such as wave touch or nose flip you off if u request that to prove we are live and real people. This site promises so much but i dont think really backs it up people on here are either fake flaky or retarded (cant hold a decent conversation b4 to get to know eachother) ...


11 Comments, 151 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
ktownbabe 50 F
8  Articles
and your gonna wear THAT?!!!!   5/1/2011

right so, i guess normally i dress kinda average. more on the rugged, sporty side. like with my shorts, they are more like on the cargo style side that go almost to my knees. than i'll just wear a regular tshirt.

ANYWAYS, this morning tho, i just ended up putting on a different pair of shorts. they were more like short shorts. i admit, i really like the daisy duke style type, but AT ...


4 Comments, 92 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
tetondude2011 56 M
10  Articles
lose the circus mirror!   4/24/2011

A follow up to my last rant. On a recent profile I read the woman said she is only "a few pounds over weight" at 5'4" and 200 lbs....I'm sorry babe but that is clinically obese. I'm 6'4" and 205 and if going by BMI I could be construed as being "a few pounds overwieght". Once again I have nothing against larger women, but let's be realistic here!!


5 Comments, 102 Views, 14 Votes ,0.74 Score
tetondude2011 56 M
10  Articles
I'm tired...   4/16/2011

I'm tired of fakes, I'm tired of phonies. I'm tired of bots hot listing me and 22 year old girls from the Phillipines winking at me. I'm tired of people saying one thing and never backing it up. I'm tired of network members who do not reply to messages. I'm tired of network members who contact you, say "let's Fuck" then turn off their profile. I'm tired of group members who expect everything but ...


2 Comments, 76 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
rm_MTMudkid124 30 M
1  Article
Fake Profiles Ruining my Experience and Faith!   4/15/2011

I look at the number of views and flirts that I get every day and surprisingly half of them come from profiles that are turned off, yet if you look through the alerts window....BAM...there is the profile! Its just so sad that there are so many fake profiles and bots on this website that make this experience a humiliating one as a guy. There must be a better way to find actual people on this ...


2 Comments, 79 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
8inshape47 55 M
13  Articles
Hotlistings   4/8/2011

about sick of seeing the number of hot listings to my profile climb like a squirrel...anyone else feel the same way?


3 Comments, 62 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
tetondude2011 56 M
10  Articles
No trolls....   4/3/2011

Trolls are creatures that lurk in the shadows, contribute nothing to the group and only rear their ugly little heads to try and drag the group or it's members down.Their basic attitude is "this won't work, why make the effort?" Another characteristic of trolls is they are lonely. All groups have trolls, it is a common phenomenon here on HornyWife. There is a cure. Trolldom dies in the ...


2 Comments, 65 Views, 7 Votes ,0.75 Score
rm_NassyFox 55 F
10  Articles
My Rant   3/30/2011

I came here to rant about something. I was totally livid. I got busy doing some 3D stuff here at home and by the time I got back, I had calmed down. I was really looking forward to ranting, and getting all hot an bothered with words. It's rather exhilarating, I think.

So now I'm stuck with a semi-rant about my full blown rant petering out.

Don't you just hate that?


3 Comments, 122 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
pictures of vaginas   3/30/2011

am i alone in this? I get no excitement from looking at a picture of a vagina especially one with the lips spread open. I love pictures that show off a woman's body. i love pictures that show off a woman's legs and stomach not just butt and boobs.


7 Comments, 91 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
rm_Tee_and_A 32 C
6  Articles
The Advice Line   3/21/2011

It seems like asking the simplest question on the advice line can lead to everyone going off on tangents or over analyzing every word someone types. If someone asks about physical appearance, a flurry of comments ensues about how personality is more important, or how you shouldn't try to change for anyone but yourself. Why jump to the conclusion that the person who posted the question is so ...


6 Comments, 185 Views, 23 Votes ,1.26 Score
tetondude2011 56 M
10  Articles
Umm spell check. PLEASE!   3/16/2011

Now I'm not a Mensa, that's why I use spell check. When reading profiles and I see misspell after misspell I wonder "Do these people care?" The illusion of intelligence is a turn on to some. You can't fix stupid, but you can fix misspelled words.


9 Comments, 84 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Are people being open?   3/12/2011

Hi,

Reading through the threads and having my own experience it does seem weird how people interact on here - the following is not judgement on anyone, merely an observation...

If I want to check out cams, I'll sometimes click on ones stating they are a couple, 99 times out of a hundred (hey, I don't view that often, but you know what I mean), it's a guy satisfying himself. No ...


3 Comments, 63 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Marriage Changes Passion.......   3/7/2011

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

. If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog - you know he'll shut up when he comes in.

. The happiest time in a man's life is that period of time between his first and second marriage. The problem is ... he doesn't realize it, until the ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Why Speak English?   3/7/2011

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.

The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we have ...


2 Comments, 51 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Punctuation !!!.....it CAN make a difference   3/7/2011

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

Gloria





Dear John:

I want a man who ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
hornycouple610 67 C
16  Articles
Web cams   3/6/2011

When on the IM and it shows a couple broadcasting and I decide to check them out 99% of the time its the male half playing with himself makes me wonder if they are even a couple or just a single male pretending to be a couple.


3 Comments, 68 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
swagsurfin24 30 M
4  Articles
Ratio   2/26/2011

What is the ratio of girls on here that are just trying to get guys to pay for there web cam compared to girls that are actually here to hook up. I say 80 / 20.


7 Comments, 98 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Rant..I do that a lot.   2/26/2011

Excerpt from a letter I wrote someone..

-I believe knowledge is more important than money because money is man-made, disposable, and knowledge is self-made (more or less), or God-made in an artistic sense of the word God, since I'm atheist. We, unforunately, live in the a backwards society that values wealth over knowledge. Rich idiots are more respected and admired than the ...


2 Comments, 39 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Just a thought..   2/26/2011

We're constantly depriving ourselves, ever-growingly, of individuality, morals, and originality. "Artists" nowadays are producing what sells, not what they feel. They take more time carving an image than carving a grand work or body of work. Greed for money caused, or is causing the downfall, and perhaps death of true art.


2 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
looknfrsx 66 M
15  Articles
raves   2/25/2011

and a raves sounds sexy as hell you know I'm gona go to bed with a raves


1 Comments, 19 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
looknfrsx 66 M
15  Articles
rant   2/25/2011

well I don't really no what a rant is but I'll go to bed with it


1 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
If You Like Your Rice as Dirty as Your Politics   2/25/2011

When out of town, you stop and ask someone where there is a drive-thru daiquiri place, and they look at you like you have three heads. ...The crawdad mounds in your front yard have overtaken the grass. ...Every so often, you have waterfront property. ...You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car. ...You know the meaning of a "Delcambre Reeboks" (That would be a pair of all white ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Mardi Gras New Orleans   2/25/2011

Q: How is the bad economy affecting Mardi Gras? A: Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!

Q: What is the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras? A: Mardi Gras is an all-night party in New Orleans, Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!

Q: Women are better communicators than men, but why do they get nude at Mardi Gras? A: Because for 1 week in ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
kavemanrlz 57 M
11  Articles
when a man hits the john first thing every day   2/21/2011

as a man do you ever notice when your sitting on the john this is the first thing when you wake up pretty much everytime.You sit there and your actually thinking about crap while taking crap, for example: why the tap is dripping, or how long, oh the tp is low, toothpaste wow, the tub is green why?? you see the mind wonders fast and about crap, this is why men take the paper, or a book or magazine ...


6 Comments, 76 Views, 6 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
BEER :proof that god loves us.....   2/18/2011

1. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 2. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 3. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. 4. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to ...


4 Comments, 46 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
when use of the "F" word is appropriate   2/18/2011

Ten times in history when using the “F” word was appropriate: 10. 'What the *&%# was that?' - Mayor of Hiroshima, - August 1945 9. 'Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?' - Custer, 1877 8. 'Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.' - Einstein, 1938 7. 'It does SO *&%#ing look like her!' - Picasso, 1926 6. 'How the *&%# did you work that out?' - Pythagorus, 126 BC 5. 'You want WHAT on ...


2 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
GOD IS BUSY   2/17/2011

God is busy right now





If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses

between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq

and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who

was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.







...


3 Comments, 58 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
The Truth About Socialism........   2/16/2011

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "Ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism." "All grades will be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade meaning, ...


4 Comments, 78 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
"Too Stupid To Own a Computer"....they walk among us...   2/14/2011

these were forwarded to me ....ENJOY ! Actual call center conversations!

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: ...


3 Comments, 83 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
jlr69boise 52 M
2  Articles
What's the deal with the live member webcams?   2/12/2011

Why do most of the women just sit there topless doing nothing? Maybe I don't understand the point of the live member webcams. But wouldn't they get more views if they did more than just sit there?


4 Comments, 96 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
Have People Forgotten About the Power of Imagination?   2/7/2011

I must have been having a bad day, after reading some comments posted in the advice line, Lots of people there spend a lot of time and energy slagging others who post questions and comments - calling them idiots, insulting their intelligence, being extremely judgmental if they don't agree with or like what they are posting or commenting about. People have been downright rude and belittling, ...


4 Comments, 148 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score
Armypunk4 32 M
1  Article
Drama   1/29/2011

Why do so many people cause drama on HornyWife? lets hear your personal thoughts theres no wrong answer


5 Comments, 123 Views, 8 Votes ,0.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
signs of economic turn around......LOL   1/22/2011

Finally some good news about the economy!

I read online that a guy just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well.

He says Prophets are going through the roof...


1 Comments, 33 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
KINGKOCK5 30 M
1  Article
CANT STAND IT!!!   1/17/2011

I just cant stand it when you come across profiles that say NO MSGS PLZ, like wtf are you on this site for? You know what this is when you signed up. Also wtf is with these people that msg you from half way around the world, like your looking for a pen pal.


5 Comments, 131 Views, 12 Votes ,0.33 Score
DaBIGDICK1 43 M
4  Articles
Sex   1/15/2011

Why do people lye about what they want in sex.


4 Comments, 96 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
LastOG0330 42 M
1  Article
Where are the straight women?   1/14/2011

Truthfully! Where are the straight women? I've perused this site for quite some time now. In my opinion and much too my dismay, the majority of the females here are either, bi-sexual, lesbian or bi-curious. I am openminded to a point but, this is ridiculous!

No matter how much pleasure a woman may derive from sex with another female, sooner or later somebody is gonna have too strap up ...


5 Comments, 161 Views, 14 Votes
TABUSocialClub 45 C
0  Articles
Say what you mean!!!   1/12/2011

This is purely just my opinion and has nothing to do with the Club or even Rick's point of view. As a club owner I find myself in situations from time to time that I really just want to scream..."Are you fucking kidding me...just say what you really mean!!"

Let bring a little lite to the subject. As a I was brought up to not see color in people but to see the person. Imagine that, if ...


3 Comments, 98 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
shycaliman 53 M
10  Articles
One Liner Profles   1/9/2011

would be nice if everyone creating a profile would write what they are looking for other then "I am honry and want to fuck". why do you freaking add what you are looking for. what type of person. Why don't you write just a little bit about yourself. I have seen some long detailed profiles which are a bit overboard but I have seen a bunch more with nothing but maybe one word or at the most one ...


4 Comments, 87 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
madfapper 37 M
2  Articles
old people gtfo   1/2/2011

i cant stand seeing old people on adult sites. what the hell are they doing on them anyway. can they even get it up anymore. it wouldn't bother me as much if they only talked to each other but they add young people. wtf nobody wants to talk to old nasty bitches or old guys with limp crusty nasty dicks. can you old people go fuck other olders in the retirement homes


20 Comments, 535 Views, 48 Votes
Finding a real person who is willing to play   12/28/2010

Our experiences so far have been rather poor regarding HornyWife. We have found 1 couple who live in another state that are the most viable to play with. We like to go out and prowl (for lack of a better word) the local clubs and bars for fun. We hope we can have better luck here on HornyWife. We don't bite nor force anything on anyone unless that's what you like. We thoroughly believe No means no ...


6 Comments, 98 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Resolutions and New Years   12/26/2010

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. Alfred, Lord Tennyson. (1849 --> 50)









New Year's Day resolutions.

Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Mark Twain One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise ...


1 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
ahappycpl 54 C
24  Articles
anal happines   12/23/2010

Why is it that a lot get turned off when you start talking about anal sex they should try it I did and love it


9 Comments, 198 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
ahappycpl 54 C
24  Articles
wife on the prowl   12/21/2010

Why is it that men get intimidated when they see a woman with half her breast haging out guys go talk to her she might say yes


8 Comments, 171 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
sensuallover8369 35 M
1  Article
WTF is it with people?   12/19/2010

Why are people so rude and hateful these days? Why are some so superficial, shallow eve? I don't get it. Can't we all just be honest and have fun? I guess people don't act like I think they should.


4 Comments, 101 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
overworked   12/19/2010

For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
in just 3 words   12/19/2010

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
home for the holiday's?   12/17/2010

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced: "People, people we're ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
L.O.L ....but is it admissable in court???   12/17/2010

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He`s lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn`t telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
My Issue with religious ideas   12/15/2010

My Issues With Religion And Philosophical Ideas It is truly a matter of opinion when discussing the topic of God's existence, or that a Maker has ever existed. To me, everything has to come from something, and that is how I justify a God. You might say science can explain the planets formation, but the entire universe, the presence of human life and all the other living beings and matter on ...


4 Comments, 39 Views, 8 Votes ,0.23 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Special High Intensity Training   12/15/2010

Subject: Office Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Special High-Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High-Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
.......just because   12/13/2010

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. ‘You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?’ she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, ‘I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.

- Jake Johansen





A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
just a few "issues"   12/13/2010

Mid-life has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always ...


0 Comments, 8 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
rm_Mixamgrrl1 34 F
1  Article
Prefer not to say   12/8/2010

Hey, you people out there with Prefer Not to Say allllll over your profile and no profile pic. If you arent willing to share anything about yourself, how is anyone suppose to take interest?


7 Comments, 91 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
rdhair44 65 M
98  Articles
" Meds"   12/6/2010

Everybody is going to get a piece of the rock, Stephen is coming to help out.


4 Comments, 82 Views, 7 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
of cats and enlightened statesmen   12/3/2010

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"...Thomas Jefferson



"You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." -Isoroku Yamamoto



"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." - James Madison,



When I am abroad, I always make it ...


2 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
happiness   12/3/2010

Happiness is.....a belt fed weapon

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

When in combat it doesn't matter how much ammo you have, it will be a lifetime supply. How much you have will determine who's lifetime.



never sling dirt unless you have enough to bury someone in......

no matter where you go......there you are.


0 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
God Will Provide   12/3/2010

Boudreau’s brings home her new fiancée to meet Boudreau & Marie. After dinner, Marie tells Boudreau to find out about the young man. Boudreau invites the fiancée to the back room for a drink.

“So what are your plans?” Boudreau asks the young man.

“I am studying to be a religious scholar, ” he replies.

“A religious scholar. Hmmm, ” Boudreau says, ...


1 Comments, 24 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
mzphatphat 38 F
6  Articles
hahahaha   12/1/2010

well there are a few thing i need to say just lil things that bug me right! like what gets me is ppl that like to state the obvious then feel like they did something big!! lol well thats it for now more to come latter


4 Comments, 59 Views, 9 Votes
Ababix3 35 M
8  Articles
Why do men like talking about their dick sizes   11/28/2010

Men like talking about their dick-sizes, all the while exaggerating. Can't they be honest, take a ruler and measure horizontally from the public bone to the end of the shaft. Most 8 inches are usually just average 6 inches.


9 Comments, 183 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
JFK's limousine driver !   11/24/2010

Sadly not hat anyone cares anymore, on November 22nd was the 47th anniversary of JFK's assignation, probably one the most darkest days in American History.

I was wondering, "Have any of you seen the Zapruder film where it pretty much shows the driver of JFK's limousine turning and looking and firing a pistol with his left hand over his right shoulder at JFK at the precise moment his ...


6 Comments, 134 Views, 17 Votes ,3.41 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
q and a   11/23/2010

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus? A: Jesus can put a cabinet together

(he was a carpenters )


3 Comments, 26 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
firefighter5600 57 M
1  Article
fake profiles   11/22/2010

i wish they could get rid of these fakes, , and the people using this site for some strange college papers on sexuality, ,, i am only a standard member at this time, , have been a gold in the past, but with the economy, can not afford to spend the exxtra money... i live in a very small town, so not many people are close, ,, makes it hard when half of them are bots, or someone put a fake zip in ...


3 Comments, 58 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training..(and other fun headlines)   11/22/2010

News Headlines: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begins Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
josmith5 61 M
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NEW CONCLUSIVE PROOF ! ! ! bread is DANGEROUS !!!   11/8/2010

SCIENCE: BREAD IS DANGEROUS

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many ...


3 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
oil shortage !!!   11/8/2010

There are a lot of people who can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple... nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.


3 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
josmith5 61 M
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senior health care plan   11/5/2010

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New ...


23 Comments, 153 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
josmith5 61 M
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APPLIES TO ANY GOVERNMENT (this one was TOO cute)   11/5/2010

this one was too cute not to share....

(not picking on canada !)

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you ...


3 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
josmith5 61 M
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cash your social security check in vegas !!!   11/5/2010

Las Vegas means "the meadows" in Spanish.

In Nevada, there are more than 209, 000 slot machines normally operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

The first neon sign appeared in Las Vegas in 1954 at the Boulder Club.

The bell is the oldest symbol still used on today's slot machines.

The average annual temperature in Las Vegas is 66 degrees.

It ...


3 Comments, 22 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
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remember.....THEY VOTED !!!   11/4/2010

People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours!



A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a 50 bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant & informed me she was educated & knew what she was doing, & returned the money again. I gave her the ...


5 Comments, 86 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
josmith5 61 M
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it helps when mom is a good cook________________   11/4/2010

_______________________________________..

. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ ...


1 Comments, 33 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
What could possibly go wrong!?   10/26/2010

Let me get this straight.

We have been "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but yet exempts themselves from it, signed by a president who also smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be ...


16 Comments, 167 Views, 26 Votes ,2.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
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cash cow....AKA....capitalism and world trade   10/16/2010

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
josmith5 61 M
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theyre rich for a reason !   10/16/2010

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2, 000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2, 000.

Three weeks later ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
a conference of 5 leading surgeons   10/16/2010

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think ...


1 Comments, 29 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
hprince86 37 M
1  Article
Electro, Techno, and Trance   10/15/2010

It seems these genres of music get a little to no attention. The only place most people are exposed to these styles of music is cinema. Most people biologically are in tuned to the rich driving bass and melodic tones. This natural affinity has caused an evolution in dance. Yet the awards ceremonies are held recognizing the musicians creating this style of music. All other styles have radio ...


6 Comments, 67 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
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SPELLING mistakes !!!   10/14/2010

A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple was forced to take separate flights on separate days.

The husband flew first and when the plane landed and he got checked in he decided to send his wife an email. He didn't notice the he made a spelling error on the email address so it got sent ...


2 Comments, 59 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
sirius_for_fun 48 M
8  Articles
Two Girls One Cup   10/13/2010

I don’t know how many of you have heard about this video, but I assume most have. It was widely talked about a few years ago (and it was written on the inside of just about every port-a-john in Iraq.) I resisted watching it… I guess it just didn’t seem appealing. Yesterday, I was watching some videos from the Tosh.0 website and one show the audience reaction to Two Girls One Cup. After ...


2 Comments, 97 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
look_for_fun10 61 C
1  Article
Points   10/8/2010

I guess we are so new to this and want to try it for a little bit before we upgrade our profile. We have spend quite a bit of time trying to get points so that we can try silver membership before paying. We only need to get about 500 more points and then tonight I was reading and it said that in order to use your points for an upgrade that you have to do the Confirm ID. Needless to say that we ...


4 Comments, 47 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
human body trivia.....(the average mans penis)   10/8/2010

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

- A ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
bigcocktom69 23 M
1  Article
I need sex quick!!!   10/6/2010

my name is tom i love sex i want to have sex with a girl for 4 hours thats my fantasy if you want to fulfill it let me know. i also would like to try fucking a male i never have so come quick while my ass is still tight!!


4 Comments, 100 Views, 10 Votes
rm_keystonewest 68 M
9  Articles
getting off alone   10/6/2010

I wonder how many of you members have ended giving your self sexual satisfaction? I do freely admit to getting off myself atleast 5 times a week some weeks a lot more.I would rather have fun with someone else but do not have much luck there.be honest with yourself andmaybe myou can have more friends to play with


1 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
chopper6921 55 M
11  Articles
Insurance Companies   10/5/2010

Okay. to make this short, sweet and to the point. crashed alomst 8 years ago today, lucky 13 days shy if what I've been told is correct. I have a bunch of paperwork that says I am so I'll leave it at there for now.

I crashed my van and should be dead from what I've been told from my doctor and everyone that has seen my accident reports etcetera. Now, the ...



4 Comments, 51 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
rm_keystonewest 68 M
9  Articles
wondering of weather and sex   10/5/2010

I wonder just how much the weather affect sex? Does the weather affect your sex life more in the winter campared to summer?I know that rain affects me on nice rainy day there is nothing like going to bed{or where ever] to have a enjoyable sex time.In the hot weather, aside from the sticky tummys is nice also.So for me it does not matter the season only the availibity of a willing partner.is it ...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
josmith5 61 M
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bi partisan surgical procedure   9/30/2010

A team of surgeons was performing brain surgery on an Politician. They opened his skull and found only a piece of string running through the middle. Puzzled, they started a debate on what to do with it. Finally they decided to cut it in half. The Politician's ears fell off.


1 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
rm_keystonewest 68 M
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not ready to give up on sex just because I am in my early 60's   9/29/2010

I am not ready to give up yet. Been married a long time. the wife has no desire for sex{oh maybe once every 6 months. I on the other hand wake up with a hard on daily.So i decided to go and try to find others in the same state. I will not as they say cheat . So lodgic say that i am not cheating if i get a blow job from a guy.Yes i am willing to give one also. I have no desire to be fucked in my ...


6 Comments, 55 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
rm_jackpot20073 50 F
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Venting   9/28/2010

What the hell is so wrong with people today??? Is anyone honest anymore??? Do people know that the truth is going to come out in the end? I can somewhat understand why people say "divorced" when they are either separated or truly married just to get a piece of ass, but if they take the maybe 5 minutes to read my profile before contacting me they will see it says I am looking for an HONEST ...


3 Comments, 80 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
if assholes had wings,this place would be an airport....   9/28/2010

Ive smoked dope chewed rope danced a french romance...fucked fought farted...shot the moon...drove a big rig to spain spokane and bangor maine...Ive snorted cocaine w/ John Wayne and his sister MARY JANE...watched goats fuck in a market place...but i still aint seen shit like the the shit that goes on round this place!







if assholes had wings, this place would be ...


2 Comments, 27 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
rm_jackpot20073 50 F
14  Articles
Like vs. dislike   9/26/2010

Since we now have a "like" button, can't we have a "dislike" button???? There are so many things I would like to have the opportunity to dislike!!!


6 Comments, 63 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
URfantasyfilled 45 M
8  Articles
Where are all these flirts coming from?   9/21/2010

I am wondering if both men, women, and couples are receiving all these FLIRT alerts? Everytime I log onto HornyWife I receive about ten of them but when I go to look who flirted, everyone of the flirts profiles is turned off all the time.

Does anyone know why this is happening?

Just curious if this is bothering anyone else.


5 Comments, 72 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
BillyO3488 40 M
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In all honesty...   9/19/2010

I think i'm going to stay single for a bit. I have no idea why i keep having bad luck with women. Seem to always end up with some control freak and i never get room to breathe. I suppose that's my fault though...


3 Comments, 35 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
eldofuncpl 64 C
1  Article
People who do not read profiles   9/15/2010

Whats the deal with these idiots that do not read profiles? The first words in my profile are "we are no longer together but enjoy the pics" I still get messages from people who have obviously not read the profile.I'm wondering if these are copy and paste messages from peoples fishing expiditions.


6 Comments, 72 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
kowboyenigma2 40 M
1  Article
stupid questions   9/14/2010

I hate it when a person asks me a question which i then answer to the best of my ability and they ask me the same damn question again only this time they word it differently. Did they not hear anything i just said?


5 Comments, 37 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The One !   9/13/2010

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The One."

The One emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack of ...


11 Comments, 102 Views, 14 Votes ,1.54 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!   9/7/2010

I don't know if this is true or not. I got it as a junk mail. I thought I would share it. In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was ...


8 Comments, 90 Views, 19 Votes ,1.67 Score
Not an actual article ... Just a Rant.   9/5/2010

How in the hell can someone who is 38 years old be such a HORRIBLE kisser? Wide open mouth, darting tongue. No skill. No technique. Unfuckingbelievable!


4 Comments, 94 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Traumst7 39 M
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Shaved, trimmed, untouched   9/5/2010

Just wondering about preference. I'm not a big fan of the bald look on girls. I'd go with trimmed. Thoughts?


2 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes
Thumper_Taz 70 C
2  Articles
profile   9/5/2010

Would you please take a look at our profile and let us know what is wrong with it. It seems that no one wants to meet us. We feel that if they would just meet us, they would find out that we maybe the couple they have been looking for. Also let us know if you would want to meet us. Thank you for your comments.


2 Comments, 24 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
josmith5 61 M
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this was forwarded to me.....   9/2/2010

i believe politicians should have a two term limit!!

one term in office.....

one term in prison.


3 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
FEMINIST PROPOGANDA !!!   9/1/2010

1. What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women.

2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One . . . . . men will screw anything.

3. How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls to scratch. ...


3 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
rh1972 51 M
2  Articles
Testimonials without meeting someone - LOSERS!   8/26/2010

I have noticed a growing trend over the past while that there are more and more people posting testimonials on other people's profiles that are SO LAME!

For example: "This gal is so hot! I hope I can meet up with her!" Or "Hey hottie, e-mail me at - (bloody HornyWife and their systems can't identify a fake e-mail address so they blanketban all of them, which has just destroyed a funny line ...


6 Comments, 142 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
misbhavin1970 53 F
2  Articles
'The Question' -   8/26/2010

I love it when I get the random, uninvited email from a man I've never talked to before, and his first email to me is full of Personal questions such as - 1. Do you ever discreetly play alone? 2. What are you 'into?'

I love that second one, Its so ambiguous!

I mean, why would I answer either one of those questions for someone I don't know? And, he is assuming I want him to know ...


13 Comments, 126 Views, 7 Votes ,5.84 Score
weird location/distance information?   8/26/2010

I find it really weird how when I look at a profile (or what I can see rolling over a pic on home page, just a standard member), I get really strange information on how far away the member is from me - even though the location information looks the same

Someone has the same city and county as me (I'm UK based) and can show anything from 50 miles to 193 miles away, while the next ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes
why am I getting   8/25/2010

Why am I getting swamped with "flirts" from users whose profiles are either "turned off" or "inactive"?

Can someone explain what this is about? And also can a standard member use the "flirt" function (with or without points)?


5 Comments, 58 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
political diplomacy   8/24/2010

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK, ...


2 Comments, 33 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
josmith5 61 M
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the long way home...(a boy and his frog)   8/24/2010

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
wesucku2 61 C
10  Articles
Why do the male half of a couple never tell their true sexual perferance   8/22/2010

On this site and on many other sites the males are always straight. I know for a fact that many of these macho straight males are afraid to label themselves (bi or bi curious). So get some balls you little babies and tell the truth you cannot be seen weird or whatever you are on a sex site. You can say what you want but you know as well as i do deep down inside you want to get the chance to play ...


5 Comments, 110 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
nonprobbwtranny 32 T
15  Articles
YES, THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE ON HERE THAT WANT TO MEET! BUT...   8/20/2010

So, I'm noticing a lot of people love to comment on how they think people on here are serious about meeting or not.

There are indeed people who are serious about meeting.

Now, if you have been harrassing someone and begging them to meet you, and they continue to tell you they are not interested, perhaps they are not attracted to you.

jussayin


2 Comments, 159 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
what is with men on here   8/20/2010

we constantly get hit up by guys that are so above our age range she is 22 and im 34 just cause we have an age difference does not mean we are open to all ages.also if we are not interested in you why get mad we all have different things we are looking for and no one is obligated to do anything so if you cant take a rejection you need to just stop trying cause no matter what you will get alot of ...


6 Comments, 108 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
BillyO3488 40 M
2  Articles
sometimes.   8/19/2010

I think i'm too trusting, that's why i get burned all the time. If it's not that, maybe i'm just picking the wrong people? I'm starting to feel like i should just give up on everybody.


4 Comments, 50 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
rm_new2bama 46 M
1  Article
Can not get anyone to meet   8/15/2010

I think everyone here is fake this is a sex site and no one wants to meet


12 Comments, 172 Views, 5 Votes
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
Tired of the fake profiles   8/15/2010

What is with the rash of fake profiles. Don't these idiots realize that 99% of these fake profiles can be spotted a mile away, especially when the photos don't match the description. Oh well. We wil just keep trying to wade through the garbage..


1 Comments, 45 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Foreclosures   8/13/2010

California is following in the footsteps of Tennessee!!!!!

All Mortgages are Fraudulent - Former owners will have recourse to sue for fraudulent foreclosures. Spread this far & wide! The whole industry could collapse completely!!!!!!!!!! Due to the recent ruling by the Sups, MERS is not the title holder (real party in interest) of any property and never was. ALL mortgages past and ...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
When I was in Argentina   8/13/2010

Last night I decided it was time to visit the clubs for the first time. I was prepared for things to be on the pricier side but decided WTF and went for the full experience. In fact, I decided I would try 2 clubs in one night since I wasn't sure how long it would be before another opportunity like this arrives (from both a money and free time perspective) I decided on Black and Madahos because of ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
relegion....satan vs.santa   8/8/2010

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil.

One says, What do you think about all that Satan stuff?

The other boy replies, Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. Its probably just your dad.


3 Comments, 46 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Girls From Ghana   8/7/2010

I enjoy finding friends on HornyWife's IMC chat, but lately I keep coming across more and more member whose profile listing claims they are in NYC, yet after a few minutes of chatting they reveal they are actually in Ghana. This has happened about 9 times with different user names, all in the early 30s. The strangest thing is a pattern I've detected where their intro lines all claim they are "Looking ...


4 Comments, 77 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
HotMochaIce 52 F
1  Article
No, I don't have a f*cking friend!   8/6/2010

Why do guys email women, asking if they want to hook- up and if not, do they have a friend that would be interested? I think that is one of the highest forms of disrespect I have found on this site. Yes, it's a sex/swinger site and I'm sure some women don't mind passing guys around they friendship circle, but I'm not one of those women! If a guy is trying to hook-up with me, why would he ask me ...


4 Comments, 151 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
StephanieTS4U2 52 T
1  Article
pickup lines   8/3/2010

What is it that makes guys think that "Hi, how are you? I'm horny" is a good pickup line and that by using it that they will get into a girl's panties? Maybe it's just me, but I find it unoriginal, annoying and down right rude. Is it just me? am I the only one? Ladies, I would love to hear your feedback on this subject. Guys, I realize that this is a sex site, but you, but at least try to be a ...


5 Comments, 71 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
URfantasyfilled 45 M
8  Articles
HornyWife Instant Messenger   8/3/2010

I would like to know what the proper procedure is for people to answer a page on the HornyWife IM? I have tried Hello how are you? You only get about 25 characters in your instant message. I would like to know what people are looking for, so it does not sound so generic?


8 Comments, 116 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Thumper_Taz 70 C
2  Articles
Age   8/2/2010

Why is age such a big issue? I am 57 years old and my wife if 31 years old. It seems that no one wants to meet us due to my age. It would seems to me that I must be doing something right to have such a young wife. A person should not be judged by their age, but by their personality. I can still get it up without the use of medications. Can someone tell me what the problem is?


10 Comments, 102 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
real   8/1/2010

im up 4 a real meet are u


4 Comments, 34 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
racial descrimination   7/31/2010

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris ...


1 Comments, 53 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the economy...light at the end of the tunnel?   7/31/2010

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.



How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. The invisible hand does it.



How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have ...


2 Comments, 21 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
road etiquette   7/31/2010

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac. George Carlin


0 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
need more be said?   7/31/2010

Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Always remember !   7/26/2010

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When ...


6 Comments, 87 Views, 15 Votes ,3.59 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
WAKE UP America !   7/26/2010

Great grandfathers watched as their friends died in the Civil War.

My father watched as his friends died in WW II, and Korea.

And I watched as my friends died in Vietnam.

None of them died for the Mexican Flag. Everyone died for the American flag.

"Some" Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole, other students took it down. ...


5 Comments, 83 Views, 14 Votes ,4.58 Score
rm_2of2dorks 44 M
12  Articles
taking or being taken   7/23/2010

I often feel I am catching the short end of the proverbial stick in some areas of life. one of which is the affect I have on ladies. I am a person most people (guys and gals ) feel confident in telling things to. I also keep secrets, so this works out very well for others who feel the need to confess things to me. where I feel taken advantage of is those who tell me the woes they have in ...


4 Comments, 49 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Aerosmith9242 27 M
10  Articles
The sordid affair between Obesity and Education in America   7/22/2010

America is slowly suffocating between its ever-growing fat flaps. It's not a pretty sight, to say the least. Generation after generation of emphasis placed on readily available food has altered our collective tastebuds to crave that instant gratification. I mean, if we can put a man on the moon, then we can commercially sell Oreo Quadruple stuf, right? So now we see the government's always ...


5 Comments, 54 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
KarmaBella 52 F
5  Articles
Big balls !!!   7/20/2010

It amazes me the nerve some people have. I just received an email from a member who I'd been in communication with briefly almost a year ago. I sent him a very insightful, well written email explaining what I was looking for and a bit about myself. Much to my surprise, I just got an email from him as though we were meeting for the first time. Imagine how shocked I was to read his email realizing ...


2 Comments, 131 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
brian776 61 M
1  Article
WHO IS REAL   7/19/2010

Would like to know if there is any women on here that are for real!! From what I have seen so far that it is just something to do online for them to pass time and to see how many times men try to contact them..


5 Comments, 88 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
What happened to member videos and webcams?   7/17/2010

All of the sudden this week, I log on and the option to view member videos and webcams are no longer there. What's up with this?


4 Comments, 71 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
JohnHolmes9inch 53 M
2  Articles
HornyWife please add another gender cat..   7/14/2010

please oh please, ther seems to be some v onfused single guys out ther who mistakenly believe they are a couple....

what is ther problem!!

if thy hat desperate to be viewed, go to soho


1 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes
bookwriter2 58 M
7  Articles
Scammers and Rip-offs   7/10/2010

What a rip! I was extremely leery of joining this site in the first place. Some years back I had belonged to a different ‘adult site’ and I found it a fun place. I also met some very interesting Ladies there and am friends with them still. As I browsed this site, I read a few articles in the magazine and it was the reason I made the decision to give this site a three month trial run. ...


13 Comments, 188 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
ahhh, so much elitism and so much poor form   7/7/2010

Do you feel the same way? On some groups if you are not a member of the gang no one will speak to you (of course this may be a gender thing) and so much rudeness when people say something that someone else doesn't agree with!!! I have been witness not victim to this, but really does make me wonder how some people function in an offline world!!!


5 Comments, 64 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Today is not the day to put up with this shit!   7/6/2010

The back and forth, the push and pull, the take a shit on each other!! I'm not talking fun, I'm talking damn annoying who haven't grown up! UGGGHHHHHH!!!


21 Comments, 320 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
sparkkat 36 C
1  Article
PROFILES   6/24/2010

Nothing can be more irritating then profiles on here. Allow me to elaborate a bit;

1) For those that post profiles that are misleading as to your status. EXAMPLES- Why post a profile under female/male if you are a couple and "WILL ONLY PLAY AS A COUPLE!"? Or for those moronic males (and some of the ladies, but lets face it, it's mostly males ...


3 Comments, 198 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
If I hear it one more time I shall scream   6/16/2010

I am getting seriously mad at the amount of times guys out of age range by a long way say to be 'age is a number' or 'age doesnt matter'

it might be all those things but I am allowed my preference and choice.

So why can't guys accept that, jeez why is so wrong to have a preference, just because this is primarily a sex site


7 Comments, 138 Views, 13 Votes ,3.31 Score
rccguy2000 33 M
10  Articles
Increasing rudeness   6/12/2010

Hadn't been on here in several months and I noticed that when I spent a weekend on HornyWife, that I tended to get more rude/insulting responses on the HornyWife IM and to the various things I posted. I know the site can be frustrating, espoecially if you're not finding what you're looking for, but no need to be insulting about it. If someone tells you "no" they're not "fake" or "an idiot, " they're just not ...


4 Comments, 62 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
wolfhoundiooo 76 M
1  Article
AMERICAN MEN   6/8/2010

WHY IS IT THAT STRAIT AMERICAN MEN GET SO UPSET WHEN ANOTHER GUY WANTS TO WATCH THEM PLAYING WITH THEIR COCK. LOTS OF EUROPEAN MEN DO NOT SEEM TO BOTHER ABOUT IT SO COME ON YOU YANKS BE HONOURED THAT ANOTHER MAN LIKES YOUR YOUR COCK


4 Comments, 76 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
bender_v_10 44 M
1  Article
No Shows!   6/6/2010

Has anyone been stood up 3 times out of 3 times? Is there somebody who can beat my record?


3 Comments, 59 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
RANTS AND RAVES   5/30/2010

Some people are taking forum postings waaay too seriously. I wouldn't expect anyone to cross-post S&M into areas it doesn't belong. I also wouldn't expect anyone to compare a RANT posting to every other aspect of the person's character. SOME people don't understand the term "RANT" so I posted the definition below. My posting in this forum will meet the term "RANT" or "RAVE"; do me the favor ...


5 Comments, 86 Views, 11 Votes ,0.55 Score
SHOW MY WHAT???   5/25/2010

There’s a never ending flood of dialog from women on site who have advice to men about what types of pics they should put in their profile. Unless you’re new here, you’ve seen it as well. A typical suggestion is that guys should “post clear pics of their face preferably wearing a suit and tie”. That’s gotta be the biggest hypocritical bullshit suggestion I’ve ever seen here. 99% ...


10 Comments, 221 Views, 13 Votes ,1.30 Score
Identify Yourself!   5/25/2010

What’s with the women on this site typing “NO MEN” and similar messages in their profile? Why they’re not identifying themselves as lesbian or gay is beyond my comprehension. If you’re a chick who likes other chicks then you need to ID yourself as gay and that would lessen the number of guys who bother you. I for one ignore anything other than what I’m interested-in on HornyWife. I’m ...


4 Comments, 90 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
1thickstick 37 M
9  Articles
Points on here   5/25/2010

Just wanted to say how pissed off I am at HornyWife right now. I have enough points to get a free one month silver membership (paid for $10 of those points b/c i was so close).

Low & behold, as soon as I have the points, only then does this website tell me that I have to ConfirmID first. BS! I earned the free points, so why in the hell do I have to use ConfirmID?

Thanks HornyWife for ...


4 Comments, 85 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score