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Stranded on Deserted Island   3/1/2019

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. <br><br> They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. ...


1 Comments, 95 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Igivemassivecus 43 M
1  Article
A morbid joke   3/1/2019

So I have a friend who has been really depressed lately. His life is going nowhere, and he has been thinking about committing suicide. Good thing he is a male, and has a fear to commit. <br><br> Do you have any morbid jokes? I wrote this one myself


1 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
Good Heavens...   2/25/2019

St. Peter is on duty at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where he meets those who's time on Earth had come to an end and he decides whether or not they enter Heaven or "the other place". A woman is the first newcomer for the day and St. Peter greets her. He asks her "have you been a good person all your life? The woman replies "yes, I tried my very best to be good. I went ...


2 Comments, 113 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
At the Funeral   2/24/2019

A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. <br><br> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When ...


6 Comments, 116 Views, 27 Votes ,4.40 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Cotton Candy   2/24/2019

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> The man walks up to the boy and says "You know , it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." <br><br> The looks ...


1 Comments, 83 Views, 17 Votes ,4.12 Score
jf23231 53 M
6  Articles
oldest   2/24/2019

"They say checkers is the oldest." "Oh, no, poker is older. Didnt Noah draw pairs on the Ark and get a full house when world had a flush?"


0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
jf23231 53 M
6  Articles
Otherwise OK   2/24/2019

"Darling you would a be wonderful dancer but for two things." "what are they, my love?" "Your feet!"


3 Comments, 27 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
MonsteroftheEast 35 M
2  Articles
A Guy Walks into a Bar...   2/23/2019

And orders 10 shots of gin, neat. He slams them back, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 POW!!! all in a row, NO CHASER. The bartender is astonished. <br><br> "Holy shit pal, what are YOU celebrating?" the bartender says. <br><br> Guy says, "My first blow job" <br><br> The bartender says "Why didnt you say so? Next drinks on the house, pal" ...


4 Comments, 53 Views, 13 Votes ,3.48 Score
10foru2do 54 M
1  Article
this is a terrible tweeker joke   2/20/2019

How do you know when your girl has done to much dope? <br><br> <br><br> Her wet spot cracks back!


0 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
Cheat Day   2/17/2019

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br> She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob brought home his secretary. <br><br> From his hospital bed, Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.


3 Comments, 45 Views, 13 Votes ,3.31 Score
Alakabam92 31 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


6 Comments, 31 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
Alakabam92 31 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


4 Comments, 21 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
LETSGOANDDOIT48 47 M
6  Articles
Lorrainia Bobbit   2/13/2019

Have you heard that Lorrainia Bobbit moved to Russia and changed her last name? Answer!! Too Lorriania Cuts your cockoff!!!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
the best joke   2/13/2019

whats the best joke you remember?


1 Comments, 27 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Man ask the Doctor   2/11/2019

Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br><br> "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I don't have any vices." <br><br> "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another ...


2 Comments, 63 Views, 18 Votes ,4.35 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Woman buys a Gun   2/11/2019

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesnt even know that Im going to shoot him!"


0 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Indoors..   2/9/2019

It does not matter what the temperature is, it's always room temperature!


1 Comments, 25 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Question...   2/6/2019

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress? <br><br> Get the point?


1 Comments, 30 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
ClassicRockStud 45 M
5  Articles
Aricle #1   2/5/2019

Coming soon...will add later on


1 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
DickCoxxx702 44 M
1  Article
Fuc'em   2/5/2019

Fuc'em if they can't take a joke!!


3 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
psylckr520 40 M
3  Articles
points   2/5/2019

One day 2 blondes were talking. Blonde 1 says "guess what! I just had sex with a Brazilian guy!" Blonde 2 replies "OMG you ! how many is a Brazilian?"


3 Comments, 20 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Where do babies come from?   2/5/2019

A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her . She says, “Well honey, Mommy and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Marriage Game   2/5/2019

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!


1 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Penis Book   2/5/2019

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." <br><br> The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."


2 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
Silly but funny...   2/4/2019

<br><br> Q: What can a put behind her ears to make her sexy? A: Her knees. <br><br> Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. <br><br> Q: What do you it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your all in the same night? A: The fucking cycle. ...


2 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Some more jokes for the bar   2/4/2019

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! <br><br> Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! <br><br> Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source. ...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
MR MAN   2/4/2019

Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Few more good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? A can wash her crack and resell it. <br><br> What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. <br><br> What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! <br><br> Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 14 Votes ,2.66 Score
A few good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Red Riding Hood   1/30/2019

Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest heading to visit her grandmother. While on the path, a deer walked up to her and said the wolf was going to eat her. "OK", she told the deer and continued on her way. After a little while, a little rabbit approached little red and said the wolf was gong to eat her. "OK", she told the rabbit and continued on her way. After a little ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
The moral of the story is...   1/28/2019

There was a young couple engaged to be married, one day the man found himself alone in the kitchen with his future mother in law. She was exceptionally attractive like his future wife. His future father in law had just left for the store, and took his with him. They were both alone and he could sense this strange sexual chemistry building. <br><br> "I'd like to ask you ...


3 Comments, 63 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
silverwolf_n_ut 59 M
4  Articles
jackass and onion   1/28/2019

what do you get when you cross a jackass with a onion a.a piece of ass that brings a tear too your eye


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
steve468222 54 M
5  Articles
Photoshop by Fran   1/27/2019

Come on Fran in HornyWife Naughty Community you need to so go back to Art School . Your Photoshopping is is so bad in 99% of all your postings on that group. You really like to doctor up the pictures with the white for FAKE CUM .LOL . I mean really , just because I called you on it in the group you band me. WHAT A JOKE! HA HA HA


1 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
smallhaul 49 M
1  Article
Would you rather:   1/27/2019

1. Give up on oral sex, or 2. Give up on eating cheese..??? <br><br> You must pick one and only one.. Thanks


2 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Fighting   1/23/2019

Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his what happened. <br><br> "Well, Dad, " said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
How it really is   1/23/2019

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." <br><br> And she said, "I do." <br><br> Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife, ...


3 Comments, 83 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
Oh what a day!   1/22/2019

Guy wakes up the morning and tries to get ready for work and discovers that there is no hot water. The superintendent tells him the problem will be fixed later that day but there will be no hot water to shower with. He says to himself "today is not my day". He leaves for work and as he is driving, he blows a flat tire. He says to himself "today is just not my day". He ...


1 Comments, 128 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Superman, beware!   1/22/2019

Superman was flying high in the sky when spots Wonder Woman down below on a beach, wearing sleeping goggles, lying on her back completely nude with legs spread apart. 'She must be sun bathing' he thought to himself. Anyways the temptation was too much so flies down and does his thing and takes off in nothing flat. Wonder Woman then says to the Invisible Man " Is something wrong ...


1 Comments, 113 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Relatives   1/21/2019

What’s worse than ants in your pants? <br><br> Uncles.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Geeves - a popular name for a butler.   1/20/2019

A man is at work in his office and decides to give his wife a call just to say hello. He calls home (let's assume this was pre-cell phone times) and his beloved, loyal and reliable butler, Geeves, answers the phone. He asks to speak to the Mrs. and the butler replies "I'm sorry sir, your wife is not able to speak to you at this moment". The man says "What? What do you ...


0 Comments, 135 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Doctor visit   1/20/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. <br><br> “The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ <br><br> Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ <br><br> Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”


1 Comments, 27 Views, 15 Votes ,2.98 Score
BigDaddyLover122 23 M
2  Articles
Just want Sex   1/20/2019

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2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
hornyashell71717 50 M
6  Articles
points   1/18/2019

need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
hore444 45 M
1  Article
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?   1/16/2019

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a GREAT year.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
UnspokenKiss 32 M
1  Article
Why do women wear makeup & perfume?   1/16/2019

Because they smell bad & they're ugly.


1 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
Where are you from   1/16/2019

A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar, the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales” With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where are you Whales from? Scotland?”


2 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Cave times   1/15/2019

Why do men tend to fall asleep after sex?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> All planned!! So they don't leave...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
joeblack058 72 M
1  Article
Secret Service get excited   1/13/2019

President Trump was leaving the White House for a rally. As he was walking from the West Wing to the limo, a derange assassin jump out and took aim. A rooking Secret Service agent drew his gun and yelled "Mickey Mouse". The assassin, startled, hesitated and was shot by other agents. The lead agent grabbed the rookie and asked him what happened. The rooking shrugged ...


1 Comments, 62 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
Duck and pig   1/12/2019

A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t talking to you”


2 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
bradwatchesu4fun 49 M
3  Articles
Weekend   1/12/2019

Ok let’s start the weekend off right. Who has a good one?


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
quick   1/6/2019

knock knock


2 Comments, 39 Views, 10 Votes ,0.80 Score
stillwaiting2luv 35 M
1  Article
Whats Common   1/5/2019

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? <br><br> The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Bradwtchu4fun 53 M
1  Article
thursday jokes   1/3/2019

ok almost another week end who can start if off right with a good joke??


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
520lookin4fun 40 M
5  Articles
Cinderella   1/2/2019

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? <br><br> She gagged.


2 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
1234tomtom1234 58 M
1  Article
SexEd   1/2/2019

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very ...


1 Comments, 106 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
lights off when having sex   12/31/2018

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...


3 Comments, 75 Views, 14 Votes ,4.74 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
Why did I get divorced?   12/31/2018

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 12 Votes ,4.74 Score
Darkelflover123 48 C
7  Articles
lesbians   12/31/2018

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br> <br><br> a licker cabinet!!!! lol


1 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Darkelflover123 48 C
7  Articles
lesbians   12/31/2018

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br> <br><br> a licker cabinet!!!! lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Blind man   12/30/2018

A blind man walked into a bar <br><br> <br><br> and then a table <br><br> and then a chair.....


0 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
joshishotmtl 36 M
2  Articles
Jokes   12/28/2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br> It's ok, he woke up.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
scotch   12/28/2018

"So Amy married a Scotchman. How does he treat her?" "reluctantly."


2 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
Axescent 40 M
4  Articles
Eavesdropping   12/27/2018

In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other... About ...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
SirHammerlocks 41 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
SirHammerlocks 41 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
SirHammerlocks 41 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
SirHammerlocks 41 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
SirHammerlocks 41 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
Robb384 72 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


3 Comments, 59 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Robb384 72 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Robb384 72 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Santa Claus   12/24/2018

He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe


2 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Party Games   12/22/2018

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, " the mailman comments. <br><br> Bob in ...


2 Comments, 68 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
How you waft a towel   12/22/2018

6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br> After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love. ...


1 Comments, 52 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
A 10$ handjob ?   12/22/2018

1. A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says: <br><br> Hot dog – $2 Cheeseburger – $5 Hand job – $10 <br><br> He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.” He says, “Well ...


0 Comments, 55 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
New Playboy Magazine   12/22/2018

Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br> The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
Three sisters decided to get married!   12/20/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest ’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother ...


2 Comments, 49 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
What some need   12/20/2018

points it would seem


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Three Sisters   12/19/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the sme day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honemoon night at hme. <br><br> Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest ’s bedrm and heard her ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
HORNY OLD LADIES   12/19/2018

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br><br> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" <br><br> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 67 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
spankywayfun 65 C
1  Article
food   12/19/2018

I was at Wal-mart buying a bag of food. While in the check out line, a man behind me asked if I had a dog. (Why else would I be buying food RIGHT??) Upon impulse I told her, No I didn't have a dog, I was starting the "Food Diet" again, and that I probably shouldn't because last time I ended up in the hospital, but I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
20 funny sex jokes   12/19/2018

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms? One’s a Goodyear. The ...


1 Comments, 33 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
Got a pair of shoes..   12/17/2018

Got a pair of shoes from my drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I have been trippin ever since!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,3.35 Score
For Points   12/17/2018

This is simply for some POINTS POINTS POINTS!!


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Female Surgery   12/17/2018

A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br> Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...


2 Comments, 53 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Proof of Purchase   12/17/2018

A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, " sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. <br><br> The next day, she tried to buy ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
a Sure bet   12/16/2018

Leeanne "Is your new friend rich?" <br><br> Alys"Rich!, Why, say, that man is one of biggest machine gun salesmen in Chicago"


2 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
doing it for the points   12/14/2018

points point points points


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
She said i am coming   12/13/2018

She said i am coming, and she kept cumming...lucky girls


0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Apology for Blonde Jokes   12/13/2018

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. <br><br> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that ...


0 Comments, 57 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Painting Nuns   12/13/2018

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each ...


0 Comments, 53 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
Penalty for bigamy   12/9/2018

One of the witticisms of Lord Moosey of Ridgeburg was his answer to a distinguished counsel who asked what the heaviest penalty for bigamy was. "Two mother-in- laws" Moosey said promptly .


3 Comments, 27 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Articles
Haha be careful when asking for someones number!   12/7/2018

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


5 Comments, 36 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
bundaberger2 68 M
8  Articles
fancy dress   12/5/2018

I recently went to a fancy dress party dressed as a HARP and a friend asked me what I had come dressed as. I said a HARP and he replied you cant be you're too small to be a HARP I said are you calling me a LYRE


0 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
bradtommswtch614 49 M
5  Articles
hump day fun   12/5/2018

took some exalt after eating alphabet soup and my next trip to the bathroom could spell trouble.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
bradtommswtch614 49 M
5  Articles
monday start   12/3/2018

Here is a great joke, Notre dame got into the playoff...hahaha so funny!!!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
Ponts   12/3/2018

They came and scored over n over again


2 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
bradtommswtch614 49 M
5  Articles
Sunday fundy   12/2/2018

I got nothing today, who can get things started?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
anti depressent pill   11/30/2018

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!' lpl


0 Comments, 30 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Marriage Counsler   11/30/2018

After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...


3 Comments, 130 Views, 23 Votes ,4.76 Score
520lookin4fun 40 M
5  Articles
erotic vs. kinky   11/29/2018

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.


0 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
leanohn79 53 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
leanohn79 53 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
leanohn79 53 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
leanohn79 53 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
exhibitionmke 33 M
5  Articles
A man goes to a ...   11/28/2018

A Man goes to a and asks for a blow job. She says it'll be $150. <br><br> He says "what can I get for $50?" <br><br> "A penguin." <br><br> He didn't know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles and begins to blow him. After a few minutes without a word, she stops what ...


0 Comments, 62 Views, 10 Votes ,1.79 Score
bradtomms614wtch 48 M
1  Article
Tuesday humor   11/27/2018

I finally quit drinking for good! <br><br> <br><br> now I only drink for evil!!! <br><br> <br><br> all I got lets have it


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?   11/27/2018

Roberto


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
LaidbackFoCoDave 50 M
1  Article
Cows   11/26/2018

What do you call a cow with no legs? <br><br> Ground beef <br><br> <br><br> What is a cow's favorite leisure activity? <br><br> Moooovies <br><br> <br><br> What do you call a cow in the LaBrea tar pit? <br><br> Steak tartar


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Startling Sex   11/19/2018

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...


1 Comments, 61 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
esteroyoungguy 28 M
3  Articles
Fun   11/16/2018

Does anyone find fun times on here more then 1 out of 10? Lots of flakes


2 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
funbradwatchesal 48 M
5  Articles
Friday fun day   11/16/2018

what do you call a wondering caveman? <br><br> <br><br> a meanderthal!! <br><br> <br><br> ok all I got


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
funbradwatchesal 48 M
5  Articles
let see who this one pisses off! ha   11/15/2018

SO my mom once told me to marry a woman with a large embarrassing tattoo. thats someone thats not afraid to make a big mistake and stick by it. <br><br> ok let me have it hahah!


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
funbradwatchesal 48 M
5  Articles
Tuesday humor   11/13/2018

so my friend just told me I was the cheapest person he has ever met, I'm not buying it!!! <br><br> HAHA


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Why married women are heavier than single women   11/12/2018

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge... lol


0 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Nuns at the Hospital   11/12/2018

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
Sensualgroove69 48 M
5  Articles
home sick   11/12/2018

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, not horny ...


0 Comments, 56 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
Sensualgroove69 48 M
5  Articles
genie   11/12/2018

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can I make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
Sensualgroove69 48 M
5  Articles
second opinion   11/12/2018

“A man and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” Then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed, ” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”


1 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
Sensualgroove69 48 M
5  Articles
little sister   11/12/2018

A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says " what are you doing to mama?" Then the says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
Sensualgroove69 48 M
5  Articles
Give me one   11/12/2018

This guy is married and his wife knows he is a bit of a cranky pants. They go out together on a night out. They go to the restaurant and order a nice meal. Midway through he calls the waiter and says, "Is there any such thing as a decent glass of wine to go with this dinner, if so give me one." Then they go to a pub where he calls to the barman, "Is there any such thing as pints of ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
longandread 50 M
5  Articles
Just a Veteran Sharing a View Point   11/12/2018

Sometimes it is PAINFULLY obvious that being a Marine is like working in a whorehouse. . . <br><br> THE BETTER YOU PERFORM, THE MORE YOU GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Articles
Southern girls   11/9/2018

Q ... Do you know why there are so few virgins in the south ? <br><br> . A ... Because it takes so long to say "Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."


1 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
deepdang 38 M
5  Articles
im chat is pants that bad its not funny   11/8/2018

my joke is chat


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
funbradwatchesO 48 M
1  Article
hump day joke   11/7/2018

what do they call 50 cent in Zimbabwe? 400 million dollars!!! <br><br> not bad but a start


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
520lookin4fun 40 M
5  Articles
erotic vs. kinky   11/5/2018

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? <br><br> Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.


2 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
leanohn79 53 M
6  Articles
joke   11/1/2018

White guy using urinal, guy comes in to use one next to him and says "wow, I just made it!". WG guy says" can you make me one in white"


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #3   11/1/2018

Q: What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a baby? <br><br> <br><br> A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.


0 Comments, 18 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #2   11/1/2018

Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women? <br><br> <br><br> A: No the other one. No the other one.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #1   11/1/2018

Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? <br><br> <br><br> A: The cow kicked him in the head!


0 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
punkrock819 23 M
1  Article
Sex Tip   10/29/2018

One day, Carl was in the bathroom using the urinal when his coworker Derrick walked in. Carl glanced over and asked Derrick "How did you get your dick so big?" Derrick chuckled an said "You put it in real fast, and pull it out real slow" Carl went home, and made love to his wife using Derrick's advice. "Anything different you noticed?" Carl asked his wife. ...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Getting a new Bra   10/29/2018

A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra one day. <br><br> She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little unmentionables shop run by a woman who's hard of hearing. <br><br> "Have you got anything in size 28A?" asks the young woman. ...


1 Comments, 97 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
A little girl and boy..   10/28/2018

are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Why did I get divorced?   10/28/2018

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
A teacher is teaching a class...   10/28/2018

and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
A family is at the dinner table...   10/28/2018

The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
A mother is in the kitchen...   10/28/2018

making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
wife   10/27/2018

What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol


0 Comments, 31 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Hillbilly   10/27/2018

We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!


1 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
boomerang   10/27/2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back??????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . <br><br> A STICK


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
My Favorite because my Grandmother told me this one   10/24/2018

Little Johnny and Susie were good friends and always ate lunch at school together. Not only that, but they both always brought chicken sandwiches for lunch. One day Susie shows up at lunch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Johnny asks, where's your chicken sandwich? Susie replied, my mom said if I keep eating chicken sandwiches that I am going to turn into a chicken. Well this ...


0 Comments, 96 Views, 18 Votes ,3.40 Score
What is the cheapest meat you can buy?   10/24/2018

Deer testicles. You get 2 under a buck.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Haloween Party   10/24/2018

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. <br><br> So he took his costume and away he went. ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Didn't wanna see /-/er huh.   10/21/2018

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife X)and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply ...


0 Comments, 60 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
Sex Talk   10/21/2018

Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that she misses sex though to which the other replies that her and her hubby still have sex whenever she wants. The first woman asks how and the second woman says every so often when he's in the bathroom getting ready for bed she gets naked and lays on the ...


0 Comments, 75 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
leanohn79 53 M
6  Articles
Joke   10/19/2018

Three tampons are standing outside liquor store. What do they say to each other? “Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.”


1 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
hard__brass 24 M
1  Article
joke   10/19/2018

why are we all on here...it really a bit of a joke isn't it?


2 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
PHILOSOPHY   10/19/2018

Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
Harry and his wife   10/18/2018

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a . She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.” <br><br> She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” ...


1 Comments, 84 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
Mr. Schwartz   10/18/2018

While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz, ” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” <br><br> The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. ...


1 Comments, 69 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Jokes?   10/16/2018

Any good sex jokes? Has anybody ever told a joke during sex?


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The Millionaire   10/14/2018

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. <br><br> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. <br><br> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not ...


1 Comments, 94 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
jf23231 53 M
6  Articles
Closed..Oob   10/13/2018

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.


3 Comments, 30 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
rthtrhrt htrh rt htrh rthr   10/13/2018

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0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes
funbradwatchesu2 49 M
5  Articles
Tuesday fun?   10/9/2018

if CON is the opposite of PRO the CONGRESS is the opposite of PROGRESS? <br><br> may not be a joke but kinda sure.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
funbradwatchesu2 49 M
5  Articles
monday jokes?   10/8/2018

ill start <br><br> I need a prescription for like 1/2 my cabinets, the rest are over the counter. <br><br> who's next??


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Senior Night   10/7/2018

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens center. <br><br> After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time” said Claude. <br><br> The excited chatter dropped ...


0 Comments, 82 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Bridge to Hawaii   10/7/2018

A man in California is walking along the beach and finds a very old bottle with a cork in the opening. So he pulls out the cork and out pops a Genie! The genie says, thank you for letting me out, as I have been stuck in here for over 200 years! To show my appreciation I can grant you one wish. So the man thought about it, then said "I want to take a 2 week vacation in Hawaii. No problem ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Pussy lips   10/7/2018

After years of frequent sex, a Blonde noticed that her pussy lips were elongated and hung down from her body. This embarrased her greatly, so she went to see a surgeon to see if it could be fixed. The surgeon said "No problem, we fix this all the time". The blonde said "OK, lets do it, but I am very embarrased about this so you can't tell a soul about it. No one can ...


1 Comments, 90 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Dentist chair   10/7/2018

A very short Blonde goes to the destist. The assistant has her sit in the dentist chair. A few minutes later the dentist comes in, walks up to her and says "Open Wide". " I cant't" says the Blond, "the chair arms are in the way".


0 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
DoubleSP816 40 M
1  Article
Inside   10/6/2018

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he ...


0 Comments, 79 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Knocking on doors   10/4/2018

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors. <br><br> source: http://HornyWife.com


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
you're BI   10/4/2018

all men and women are BI.... its up to you to guess if its POLAR or SEXUAL!!!!!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
FuckDickPussyAss 41 M
1  Article
Help me out   10/4/2018

A guy is just looking to laugh. Cheer me up and drop your jokes here. I look forward to seeing them.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Whistling while peeing   10/3/2018

Why does a Blonde whistle while she is peeing? So she can remember which lips to wipe when she is done.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Quickie   10/3/2018

A male Blonde goes to a cafe for breakfast and looks at the menu. Soon a very cute waitress comes up and says "What would you like today sir?" He said "A quickie". Disgusted , she walks away. But in a few minutes she calms down and trys again. But he again says he would like a quickie. This time she slaps his face and walks away. Soon the man at the next table says ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Brazilian   10/3/2018

A redhead tells her Blonde stepsister "I fucked a Brazilian last night." "Oh my!" said the Blonde. "How many is that?"


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
An Evening Out   10/3/2018

Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. <br><br> He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Blonde virginity   10/3/2018

How do you tell when a blonde has lost her virginity? Her crayons are sticky.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Tax Time   10/1/2018

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few uestions." He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?" <br><br> "I'm a Lady of the night, " she says. ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
funbradwatchesu2 49 M
5  Articles
monday jokes   10/1/2018

Ok people who can start this Monday off great with some funny shit??


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
Kevin had shingles.   9/28/2018

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? <br><br> Here's what happened to Kevin: <br><br> Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So, she wrote down his ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Peggy Sue   9/27/2018

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. <br><br> "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in."So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. <br><br> "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at ...


1 Comments, 70 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Breakfast Order   9/27/2018

An old man goes into Sarasota’s Broken Egg restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order. "What would you like, sir?” <br><br> He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, and answers, ...


2 Comments, 62 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
A young woman goes to a bar   9/24/2018

A young woman goes to a bar on Saturday night and ends up drinking with 5 guys who are roomates. When the bar closed they wwere all having so much fun that the young men asks her to join them. As the night wore on she ended up fucking each guy at least 3 times. So on Sunday morning, she goes to mass and then confession. She said "Father I have sinned". What did you do the priest ...


4 Comments, 83 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Lights out   9/21/2018

Joes and Sue had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, Joe please explain the ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 13 Votes ,3.65 Score
er0dream 39 M
2  Articles
Question...   9/19/2018

If we say that guys that are gay but haven't admitted it are "in the closet, " can we say that lesbians who have yet to admit it are in the "liquor cabinet?"


1 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Huge joke   9/17/2018

Your mom.. also some points


2 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
luvgluv19 75 M
28  Articles
A trip to the market.   9/17/2018

It was a cool and rainy day but still I had to make a trip to the market for some thing to eat for the next few days. As I entered the super market I noticed on the stand right in the door way some large plastic sleeves. I knew immediately what they were but couldn't decide why they were in that location. Sooo I asked the clerk who was working near by why the huge condoms were at the door ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Limerick   9/16/2018

There was a young man from Kent.............Whose tool was decidedly bent......................To save himself trouble.......He put it in double......... And instead of cumming he went


2 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
funbradwatches 49 M
5  Articles
sunday   9/16/2018

no better day for a joke than Sunday!! who wants to start??


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
paul4595 53 M
6  Articles
bad dating ad   9/13/2018

Male drinks only to excess. Seeking female to cook clean and for sex. Must have own boat and motor. Please send photo of boat and motor


2 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,1.54 Score
funbradwatches 49 M
5  Articles
thursday jokes   9/13/2018

ill start, I love my hands because I can always count on them!! who is next??


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
funbradwatches 49 M
5  Articles
thursday jokes   9/13/2018

ill start, I love my hands because I can always count on them!! who is next??


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
PnL18055 56 C
6  Articles
Hitchhiker   9/12/2018

A hitchhiker is trying to get a ride. He gets passed by many cars. Finally a car pulls over to give him a ride. After getting in the car the hitchhiker turns to the driver and asks: <br><br> Hitchhiker: "Sir, why did you pick me up when everyone else passed me by? I mean, what are the chances, really, that I'm some crazed serial killer?" <br><br> Driver: ...


0 Comments, 67 Views, 14 Votes ,1.86 Score
PnL18055 56 C
6  Articles
Hitchhiker   9/12/2018

A hitchhiker is trying to get a ride. He gets passed by many cars. Finally a car pulls over to give him a ride. After getting in the car the hitchhiker turns to the driver and asks: <br><br> Hitchhiker: "Sir, why did you pick me up when everyone else passed me by? I mean, what are the chances, really, that I'm some crazed serial killer?" <br><br> Driver: ...


3 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
PnL18055 56 C
6  Articles
Hillary Clinton   9/7/2018

A presidential plane crashes, killing the passengers: George Bush, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. When the three get to heaven and meet God... <br><br> George Bush says "Hello, sir, my name is George Bush and I was the 43rd president of the United States." <br><br> Barack Obama says "Hello, sir, my name is Barack Obama and I was the 44th president of ...


1 Comments, 79 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
PnL18055 56 C
6  Articles
Peeing in the snow   9/7/2018

Two families live next to each other. One snowy afternoon the father of the first family gets the father of the second family, and leads him behind their houses to see something. <br><br> "See that?" the first father asked. <br><br> "What? My 's name in the snow? What boy doesn't write his name in the snow?" answered the second father. ...


2 Comments, 69 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
PnL18055 56 C
6  Articles
Mother-in-law gift   9/7/2018

My wife asked what we were going to give her mother for Christmas. I said "nothing, she never used what we gave her last Christmas." My wife said "What did we give her last Christmas?" I replied "A tombstone."


4 Comments, 28 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
PnL18055 56 C
6  Articles
Hotdogs   9/7/2018

I once heard it said... <br><br> "I don't care if you're the Queen of England or a skin-flick scream queen, when a woman eats a hot-dog, she looks like a ." <br><br> Not sure I agree with this one, but it does make you go... "Hmm?"


2 Comments, 22 Views, 9 Votes ,0.86 Score
s2ndegree 64 M
5  Articles
Gorilla goo!   9/7/2018

A guy takes his pet gorilla to the vet and the vet says, "She sure is small for a gorilla!" <br><br> "That's funny, that's what my friends say about my wife!" <br><br> The man replied.


2 Comments, 46 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
All the wayyyyYYYyyyyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyyYYYYyyyyy   9/6/2018

What has one leg, and can run along way and NOT get tired ? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> [image] <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A **Run** in a Woman*z Stocking !


1 Comments, 32 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
luvgluv19 75 M
28  Articles
Wow thats a lot   9/6/2018

Two women were sitting in a bar talking when one spoke up and said "Oh, I set a new record today, I screwed a Brazilian today". "WOW, " replied her friend, "A Brazilian, That's a lot of screwing." "I only screwed about a thousand."


3 Comments, 29 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
She couldn't do it, ssssoooo,,,   9/4/2018

A blonde phoned her boyfriend sounding totally frustrated. She was trying to do a jigsaw puzzle all by herself. Her boyfriend, on receiving the phone-call, told her to calm down and he'd be over to help her with the jigsaw. He asked her what the picture on the front of the box was and she had answered, "It's a big chicken". On arriving at his ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Turner Brown   9/4/2018

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. <br><br> The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman <br><br> and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown" <br><br> The ...


2 Comments, 51 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
New and Hopefully ][mproved   9/3/2018

An man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, " going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, going to get me some of that ...


5 Comments, 68 Views, 17 Votes ,2.98 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Speaka da Engrish   9/3/2018

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: " Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Make it back and tell,,,   9/3/2018

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue". <br><br> Is that you, George?" ...


3 Comments, 54 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Visit to psychologist 2   8/29/2018

Rorschach test! <br><br> Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br> What is that? A naked woman! <br><br> Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br><br> Another blot. What is that? 2 naked women & a man with erection <br><br> Another blot What is that? A couple having sex. <br><br> That is proof you have a ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Visit to psychologist 1   8/29/2018

Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br> A story follows A dos wees against each tree. What does that remind you of? <br><br> 99 Dirty tree , dirty tree & dirty tree makes 99 <br><br> Story continues The then ...


2 Comments, 46 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Missing   8/27/2018

The wife's been missing for a week now <br><br> The Police said to expect the worst <br><br> So I went down the Charity Shop and got her clothes back......


2 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Articles
wife & girlfriend   8/27/2018

Q: What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend? <br><br> A: 40 pounds


4 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Articles
more   8/27/2018

And if they say they are not cheetahs...they are lion.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
MDForever619 45 C
1  Article
Poker in the jungle.   8/25/2018

<br><br> 1 WHY DON’T THEY PLAY POKER IN THE JUNGLE? Too many cheetahs.


1 Comments, 22 Views, 13 Votes ,2.14 Score
luvgluv19 75 M
28  Articles
Ahhhh Man, what next   8/22/2018

I went to a bar one night and about two in the morning when the woman previously rated two becomes a nine. I finally asked her to my hotel room to which she quickly agreed to with a soft squeeze on my cock and I told her all right by returning a squeeze in her booty. Once there I undressed and lay on the bed while she undressed. Wellll first came off the wig, and she placed it on the ...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 14 Votes ,2.50 Score
funbradishere 48 M
5  Articles
late Monday jokes   8/21/2018

Ok I missed Monday, lets have them..I need something funny!!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Sex & Calories   8/18/2018

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. <br><br> Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?


1 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
jokes   8/18/2018

i like that theres a joke section on here


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Testing, Testing, 4, 5, 6, Testing.   8/17/2018

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: 1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung). 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, ...


3 Comments, 53 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Sex & Calories   8/16/2018

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. <br><br> Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
What do you call a cow with no legs?   8/16/2018

Ground beef!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
funbradishere 48 M
5  Articles
need some laughter   8/16/2018

who has one? lets get some funny going!!!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
funbradishere 48 M
5  Articles
thursday fun   8/16/2018

So it to vegans get in a fight is it still considered beef?


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
KoKo50155 28 M
6  Articles
ORIGINAL   8/15/2018

ORIGINAL


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
garyrocket11 59 M
1  Article
Joke of the weeks and ARE MEANT AS JOKES ONLY!!!!!!   8/14/2018

Q: Which of the following does "not" belong: Meat, Eggs, Wife, or Blowjob? A: a blowjob, because you can beat your meat, eggs, and wife but you Can't beat a blowjob!! LOL


2 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Honey Do   8/14/2018

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. <br><br> The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Testing, Testing, 1 2 3 ,,, Testing.   8/14/2018

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I'VE SEEN.... RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS !! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of ...


2 Comments, 58 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
SHoe*z, S//-/oe*z and yet S]]-[[oe*z again   8/13/2018

<br><br> A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe ...


2 Comments, 52 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
funbradishere 48 M
5  Articles
monday   8/13/2018

anyone got one that will get this week started off right? lets have them


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Don't be in such a hurry !   8/13/2018

A young ][ndian Brave felt he was of age. He went to the Village Chief and stood before him. ''Oh Chief, ][ Am of age now and ask to become a Warrior, What must ][ do ?" The Chief looked hard at the young Brave and thought a few moment*z. " To Be a WarrioR, there are 3 thing*z You must do. The first , ,, is to build a Big and Strong TePee The second, ,, is to get a ...


2 Comments, 54 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
A Loving Wife   8/10/2018

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an ...


3 Comments, 101 Views, 20 Votes ,4.15 Score
Square Root   8/10/2018

What is the square root of 69? <br><br> 8 something...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
funbradishere 48 M
5  Articles
Friday fun day   8/10/2018

Ok peeps! who has a joke to get the weekend started right?


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
69rideme4fun 54 M
1  Article
humor   8/9/2018

how do ya tell a snowman apart from a snow woman? snowballs.


2 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Wrong A\/\swer !   8/9/2018

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being -day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to ...


2 Comments, 67 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
When too, and when NOT too.   8/9/2018

<br><br> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ''Mrs. Jones, do you know ?'' She responded, ''Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Not All Is As It Appear*z ~   8/9/2018

Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his Henhouse. The cocky young rooster walks over to the rooster and says: "OK, fellow, time to retire." The rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to !" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give a hassle about this man. It's time ...


0 Comments, 48 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Souper Visor   8/9/2018

Cajun Math.......... A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here is your first question..." the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers ?" The Cajun says, "Dat's is easy." And proceeds to draw ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Tree Hugg'in.   8/8/2018

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" <br><br> " listening to the music of the tree, " the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding ." "No, would you like ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Careful \\/\\/is//-/e*z !   8/8/2018

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please.” The man reaches into ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Best Phone rate.   8/8/2018

A gentleman is visiting The Vatican in Rome when he happen*z to see a Golden Phone. He ask*z a Pradre' that is watching over it "What*z up with the Golden Phone Padre' ?" The Padre' replie*z "Oh, that phone goe*z directly to Heaven, and it cost*z $10, 000.00 to use it." The gentleman is impressed. Same gentleman has travelled to London England, and just so ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
_IKanCu2_ 105 M
19  Articles
Drink'in into Fly*in   8/8/2018

Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander , NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. <br><br> Ralph said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" <br><br> Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
StudlyNHung69 41 M
5  Articles
??   8/8/2018

<br><br> ??


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
I need some new jokes   8/7/2018

Anyone have some good jokes to share?


1 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Bigtitlover86xx 31 M
6  Articles
Hey whats up   8/6/2018

Just doing this for the points, so feel free to do the same!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Male Logic   8/6/2018

This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there. <br><br> Woman: Do you drink beer? <br><br> Man: Yes. <br><br> Woman: How many beers a day? ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
What Starts With "F"   8/6/2018

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' <br><br> Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' <br><br> Ms. Brooks finally had ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
points   8/6/2018

Points


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes
bradwants2watch 48 M
5  Articles
monday   8/6/2018

ok who has the Monday pick me upper??? lets hear them


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
bbcinorlando 39 M
6  Articles
OLD JOKE   8/5/2018

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? <br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
grtinthesack88 35 M
3  Articles
Cheesy pick up lines   8/4/2018

I'll start <br><br> You remind me of my pinky toe. You're short and thin and I'll probably bang you on my coffee table tonight


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
bradwants2watch 48 M
5  Articles
Saturday fun   8/4/2018

Any good ones for a HOT Saturday?


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Superman4695 35 M
11  Articles
Blonde   8/3/2018

You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory? <br><br> She got fired for throwing half of them away because they said W&W.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Superman4695 35 M
11  Articles
Blonde   8/3/2018

You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory? <br><br> She got fired for throwing half of them away because they said W&W.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
ha ha   8/3/2018

so a girl tells a guy come eat my pussy it tastes like rainbows....so he goes down and starts licking and as he licks skittles start coming out he comes up with a mouth full and says so this is what ya meant by it tastes like rainbows


0 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bradwants2watch 48 M
5  Articles
hump day   8/1/2018

Lets have them, need some laughter today!!!


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
bradwants2watch 48 M
5  Articles
monday   7/30/2018

Lets have them folks!!! need some laughter today for sure!!!


4 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
dafocker44 64 M
5  Articles
Dopey and the Nun   7/30/2018

Snow White and the 7 dwaves went to visit the Vatican! There, they were introduced to the Pontiff. Dopey asks, "Monsignor, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" <br><br> Pope thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, I don't believe there are! <br><br> Dopey thinks and asks another question. "Pope, are there any dawf nuns in the Roman Catholic ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
silverwolf_n_ut 59 M
4  Articles
donkey   7/28/2018

what do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion a piece of ass brings a tear too your eye


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
ericsmith98105 37 M
6  Articles
Who's down for points people!   7/27/2018

We all need points.


6 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
Outforfun3166 54 C
1  Article
Three Blondes walk into a bar....   7/26/2018

two got concussions.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
ha ha!!!   7/25/2018

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came ...


3 Comments, 40 Views, 16 Votes ,5.63 Score
ShaunaODorothy 51 T
15  Articles
Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down   7/25/2018

While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters bedrooms." <br><br> The first came down she wore ...


1 Comments, 71 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
Dentist is scared of women   7/24/2018

A dentist's father raised his alone since his wife had cheated on him. He always told his to avoid women like the plague. <br><br> One day, a beautiful woman is shown in to the dentist's exam room. She is quite flirtatious with the dentist and makes no secret of the fact that she's interested. <br><br> She asks the dentist if he'd like to go out ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
bull!!!   7/24/2018

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out ...


0 Comments, 55 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
Tuesday fun   7/24/2018

I want to start a profesional hide and seek game, but good players are hard to find!! top that one...hahaha


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wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
codes!!!   7/23/2018

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! ...


0 Comments, 32 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
monday   7/23/2018

ok its that time again who can make the day a little brighter with a good joke???


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
math   7/21/2018

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 14 Votes ,4.26 Score
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND   7/21/2018

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
Superman4695 35 M
11  Articles
Blonde joke   7/20/2018

Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br> A. Because she will leave to answer the door.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Superman4695 35 M
11  Articles
Blonde joke   7/20/2018

Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br> A. Because she will leave to answer the door.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Superman4695 35 M
11  Articles
Blonde joke   7/20/2018

Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br> A. Because she will leave to answer the door.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
end the week right   7/20/2018

ok funny Friday jokes please!!! it the end of the week lets have them.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Thisguy61364 47 M
5  Articles
789   7/18/2018

Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br> Seven was a registered six offender.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Thisguy61364 47 M
5  Articles
789   7/18/2018

Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br> Seven was a registered six offender.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Thisguy61364 47 M
5  Articles
789   7/18/2018

Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br> Seven was a registered six offender.


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
The Hearing Check   7/18/2018

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do, " said the Doctor, "stand about ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
yachting!!!   7/18/2018

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to ...


2 Comments, 52 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
Wednesday hump joke   7/18/2018

Ok who's got one?? lets get this Wednesday started off with a few funny jokes!!!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
skiers!!   7/17/2018

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
parents!!!   7/17/2018

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
bbcinorlando 39 M
6  Articles
Love Making Night Before   7/16/2018

There is an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American sitting in a bar talking and the Italian is bragging that last night he made love to his wife 3 times and this morning his wife made him breakfast in bed and told him how amazing he was the night before. The Frenchman said "That's nothing I made love to my wife 5 times last night and then this morning to show her appreciation she made me ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
jokes   7/16/2018

Monday fun day anyone? anyone got a goos joke? lets lighten up the day.


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
The Milk Bath   7/14/2018

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. <br><br> When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. <br><br> So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. <br><br> The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
When men were hard to find   7/13/2018

The US civil War had just ended and unmarried men were hard to find, so Mabelle placed an ad in her local newspaper. Mabelle lived in a small town in a rural area. But soon a discharged vet of the war answered and was willing to mary her. So she wrote back and agreed to meet him at the Justice of the Peace on the following friday at 9 to mary. They met, got married and loaded her large trunk ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
lol   7/13/2018

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The ...


2 Comments, 37 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
riddle   7/13/2018

Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Because the pee is silent.


2 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Superman4695 35 M
11  Articles
What do you call   7/13/2018

a blonde with a chainsaw? A. Dead <br><br> had to put this one up for Friday the 13th


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Adventureman200 75 M
14  Articles
Pope's new camera   7/13/2018

A tourist couple is visiting the Vaticant and sneaks into the Papal Garden. They spot the Pope and start taking photos, just as he jerks off and cums. But then he spots the tourists. Horrified, he says I must have tham camera, as those photos can't get out. The tourists say $2, 000 and you can have it. Those Pope takes it , pays them, and places it on his fireplace mantel. Later in the day ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
friday funny   7/13/2018

Unbelievable! my downstairs neighbor was banging on my door at 2:30 this morning. Good thing I was up prancing my tuba.


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solice_fred 67 M
3  Articles
Does the bite?   7/12/2018

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my does not bite.” The man tries to pet the and the bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” <br><br> from net Not Bling Owner...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
EvanJih 40 M
2  Articles
The power of punctuation:   7/12/2018

An English professor wrote the words: “ A woman without her man is nothing”On the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” All of the Females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” Punctuation is powerful~ from net Not Bling Owner ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Verify_1 37 M
2  Articles
A skeleton walks into a bar...   7/12/2018

... he orders a beer and a mop. [image] heyyo!


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Romantic Dinner   7/11/2018

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. <br><br> The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the tablecloth, but the man stared straight ahead. <br><br> The waitress watched ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Articles
PAA   7/11/2018

I went to a meeting of Porn Addicts Anonymous yesterday <br><br> What a mob of wankers !


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Articles
Medical Exam   7/11/2018

During my medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: -‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
mid week humor   7/11/2018

Any takers, I not to funny today. lets have some good ones


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
The Day Off   7/10/2018

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. <br><br> “Boss, ” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” <br><br> “We’re short-handed, Smith, ” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” <br><br> “Thanks, boss, ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Baseball Game   7/10/2018

One day, the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. <br><br> Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players up here.” <br><br> “True, ” snickered the devil. “But I have all the umpires.”


0 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
monday funday   7/10/2018

Who has the joke to get us started on this wonderful Monday? Lets hear them people!!!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
bbcinorlando 39 M
6  Articles
Spelling   7/8/2018

Two Italian men get on a bus. <br><br> They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: <br><br> <br><br> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
Test   7/6/2018

This is a test


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Lil Johnny first grade   7/4/2018

The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat. She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school? <br><br> He says " I heard my daddy tell my momma he was gonna eat that pussy when I goes to school"


0 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
If only   7/3/2018

A Male Fairy Tale <br><br> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, <br><br> "Will you marry me?" <br><br> The Princess immediately said, "No!" <br><br> And the Prince lived happily ever after, <br><br> and <br><br> rode motorcycles <br><br> and <br><br> dated thin, ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score