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cowboy93902 53 M
1  Article
real people   12/17/2010

I am a real person here looking for what i think most people here is looking for. That is some adult fun. I think of myself as not a bad looking guy. I hope others do to. I want other to be the same way and real.


1 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
C.D.C.WARNING ! ! !   12/17/2010

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
perfection   12/17/2010

A friend asked me the other day why I never got married. I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now, " said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
too politically correct???   12/16/2010

Subject: The Office Party FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The two laws of Philosophy !   12/16/2010

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.


...


5 Comments, 33 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Friendly Holiday Advice !   12/15/2010

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Put the Batteries in Correctly ! ! !   12/14/2010

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
what goes around comes around !   12/14/2010

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...

Dear Wife, I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows...

Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive this ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Talking behind someone's back !   12/14/2010

If you are talking behind someone's back, you're in a good position to kiss their ass while you at it!

...


4 Comments, 35 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
alexHOTMANkl 39 M
7  Articles
The sign of a cheating woman   12/14/2010

she's being secretive.. hh.. well..She's no longer sharing her daily events with you, and in order to find out what she's doing, you'd have to hack into her BlackBerry because she's not volunteering any information regarding the goings-on in her life... wo..

that is the sign.. go check on her @


2 Comments, 72 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
GREAT BEING A MAN   12/13/2010

1. Your rear is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. Chocolate is just another snack.

7. You can be president.

8. You can wear a white shirt to a water theme park.

9. Foreplay is optional. ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Breaking the ice (1st meet)   12/8/2010

What has worked best for you to break the ice when you meet someone for the first time from HornyWife? (Would love to hear this from both a guy's perspective and how certain ice breakers worked from the ladies' perspective).


2 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Tomorrows !   12/7/2010

Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows. ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
biker4babe2 46 M
3  Articles
sexy gift   12/4/2010

What are some good ideas for sexy but tasteful Christmas gifts?


2 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
You can't stay young forever !   12/3/2010

You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life. ...


8 Comments, 65 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
cajun vasectomy   12/3/2010

After having their 10th , Boudreau and Marie decided that enough was enough. So Boudreau went to the doctor and told the doctor that he and Marie didn’t want to have any more . The doctor told Boudreau that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor told Boudreau that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, put the cherry bomb in a ...


1 Comments, 53 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Dantec1980 44 M
1  Article
How to increase cum load   12/1/2010

How do you increase the amount of male cum? Any tips?


3 Comments, 183 Views, 3 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Years !   11/30/2010

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years....


1 Comments, 19 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
hi friends   11/28/2010

be safe


2 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
hi friends   11/28/2010

be healthy and live long


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the farmboy   11/23/2010

A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning when he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig. Then he kicked a chicken. Lastly he kicked a cow. His mother, watching from the kitchen window decided she would handle the situation after he returned from school. When he comes home from school, his mother confronts him and says "I seen you this morning kicking those farm ...


1 Comments, 97 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
i have a woman in twice a week.....   11/23/2010

Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the pastor   11/23/2010

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $100 bill. He was so excited that he ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
getting results......   11/22/2010

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
oral sex   11/21/2010

I there anyone else that is married whose wife won't give them a BJ?


16 Comments, 216 Views, 11 Votes ,5.04 Score
alphafunguy 54 M
1  Article
False advertising....   11/14/2010

Ok so I have had it with ladies who don't have mirrors or calendars in their possession. By this I mean, putting up pics that are years old or thinking that rolls of flab are a few extra pounds. Don't get me wrong, here I am not a chub hater but please ladies, and I suppose gentlemen too, don't pretend to be thinner than you are. Eventually your new friend will find out. Personally I think a ...


5 Comments, 69 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
BigGuy6910 44 M
2  Articles
Nine Directions to a Successful 2011   11/14/2010

The new year that is just around the corner is a call to a fresh start. To be successful, you need to plan ahead and prepare yourself. So, before the holiday rush comes upon you, take some time to prepare by writing down what you accomplished this year and listing what you want to achieve in 2011.

Big projects are long-term goals. Break long-term goals into smaller steps ...



2 Comments, 21 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Seperated and Looking   11/10/2010

Hello all. Need some advice and general thoughts. Wife and I are recently separated. How hard is it to start dating again? Are most members of the opposite sex going to be hesitant on dating (i.e. - afraid things may still work between me and the wife)?


4 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist!   11/8/2010

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother, " he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother, " he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."
...


3 Comments, 66 Views, 16 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
10 things ALL MEN should know about golfing and peeing   11/4/2010

these are 10 things all men should know about golfing and peeing......

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick backswing. 6. Stay out of the water. 5. Try not to hit anybody. 4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you. 3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others. ...


2 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
farming pigs   11/4/2010

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when ...


1 Comments, 103 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
rm_raverkid1441 36 M
1  Article
how to get some FOR guys   11/4/2010

Locate a woman. Don’t just stand there – manipulate your lips and tongue to create “words, ” which, if formed correctly, will put the woman at ease and communicate to her that you are an affable person who knows how to speak.


0 Comments, 81 Views, 1 Votes
Hnovaro55 33 M
10  Articles
Where do you usually meet for the first time?   11/1/2010

When meeting someone on this site? I'm new, just wondering what people usually do.


1 Comments, 66 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
nonprobbwtranny 32 T
15  Articles
AVERAGE GUY NEXT DOOR TYPES SHOULD HAVE WAY MORE CONFIDENCE!   10/26/2010

If you are the guy next door, average joe type, don't feel that those girls you find to be very sexy are not interested. Chances are we are actually going to be flattered and respond in your favor! There are a lot of hot guys-next-door and Not-so-average joes. jeans-and-tee shirt kinds of guys out there that many people might catagorize as GND or AJ's.


1 Comments, 52 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Getting married !   10/26/2010

Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. ...


8 Comments, 53 Views, 18 Votes ,0.12 Score
SexxxxxyLola 34 F
3  Articles
i WANT BEAST IMPLANTS   10/24/2010

i really want beast!! i just want to no where how much... and who agrees... maybe even willing to make a deal for boombs j/k a little!!


2 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
handicapped   10/22/2010

Does anyone know of a site for handicapped persons to advertise for sex partners like here on HornyWife. Some still can , some are limited and some are enjoying a fantasy trip ?


0 Comments, 58 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
nonprobbwtranny 32 T
15  Articles
ETHNICITY AND SERIOUSNESS ABOUT MEETING IN PERSON   10/19/2010

I place in my profile that i am mostly attracted to White guys and light skinned latino guys. But, I still get black guys messaging me, and thats fine. I let them know my interests, and politely decline, unless he is an exception.

But what I notice is that ethnic men (latnio, black, arabic, etc) usually come across as being a lot more serious and real about actually meeting someone they ...


2 Comments, 53 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
fisherman197008 51 M
17  Articles
getting to know the before you meet   10/16/2010

I always try to get to know someone through e mail or other ways before the meet and greet, I find that it gives a good place for the conversation to start. this also gives you a chance to have an objective view. that way you can avoid the awkward silences and sometimes it will help to root out the bad ones.


0 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
level of success   10/16/2010

it is funny how we percieve things differently as time goes by.

there are different standards of marking progress.

here is something that you may find usefull in gauging your level of success as compared to what point you have reached in life....







levels of success At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having ...


3 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
iraqi tv listings   10/14/2010

Iraqi T.V. Lineup SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld 0900 - Mad About Everything 0930 - Monday Night Stoning 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money 1030 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY: 0800 - Wheel of Terror 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right 0900 - are ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
HornyWife any good for you?   10/13/2010

I'm only a standard memeber , not really sure I would ever pay to upgrade. I have had some fun evenings but never got a connection that I seek.

There seems to be a few regulars that use this as a medium to connect. I'm not real out going in chat.

I will hang around but thinking I won't bother to buy a gold memebership anytime soon. Those of you that did do you fiind it worth it?


0 Comments, 97 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
rm_bighottysam 39 M
2  Articles
keep safe with ur cock   10/11/2010

never forget to get shower after erection sperm can harm your penis , and never sleep before washing ur sensitive parts of body , means ur balls and ur cock specially after using a cream or after ur partner cum on it , this can make ur penis sick , so take care dont drink too much than have sex and get to sleep without a shower




1 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
US Army Bomb Disposal Manual !   10/6/2010

"If you see a bomb technician running, you'd better keep up with him." ...


5 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Money & happiness !   10/4/2010

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. ...


6 Comments, 44 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
rm_traumst 36 M
5  Articles
Advice?   10/4/2010

So i recently found out that my fiance and gf of 5+ years cheated on me in february. We are still living together and trying to work stuff out but it is a really tough hill to climb. The advice ive gotten ranges from "shes young and everybody makes mistakes, give her a second chance" to "your an idiot for still being in that house" and "just stay with her and cheat on her, eye for an eye" she ...


2 Comments, 73 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
niagaraman123 34 M
1  Article
if your not having luck maybe you are not trying   9/30/2010

Upon going through some articles i noticed a commen thread. That thread being guys saying "This site doenst work" or "I've been a member for 2 weeks and havent fucked what gives". well to be honest those articles/questions annoy the hell out of me. I have been a member of this site for a while now and will gladly tell you my words of wisdom.

1. talk - to many people come on here and ...


2 Comments, 110 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
sobriety   9/30/2010

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
just because you can   9/30/2010

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
poor fred   9/30/2010

Police were called to attend the scene where a man was threatening to jump off the top of the town's building. Unfortunately, the police didn't get there until the guy had leaped to his death. Seeking more information, the officers decided to question the by-standers. "Excuse me, does anyone know this guy?"

One of the by-standers walked forward, and said "Yes, I know him". "Do you know ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
rm_traumst 36 M
5  Articles
cheating   9/27/2010

seen a couple articles on here but im still gonna ask. I just recently found out my fiance cheated on me while we were engaged. some people have told me the bad thoughts will never leave my head and im an idiot for still being in this house with her. Others have said alot of girls cheat but if shes trying to fix it (which she is) that everybody deserves a second chance. The third piece of advice ...


5 Comments, 89 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Our ears & eyes !   9/21/2010

It would be good if we could close our ears as easily as we close our eyes....


8 Comments, 34 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The computer !   9/21/2010

The computer may make it easier for someone to write, but it doesn't make the writing better....


1 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Seniors & criminals !   9/19/2010

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in nursing homes.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment , wheelchairs, etc.

And they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly ...


6 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Recession, depression and recovery !   9/13/2010

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

Depression is when you lose your job.

And recovery is when Obama loses his job.
...


4 Comments, 29 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Thought for the day !   9/7/2010

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from. ...


3 Comments, 34 Views, 8 Votes ,0.23 Score
Krey1 25 M
1  Article
Being a Standard Member   9/4/2010

Hi there, is there any way that we can communicate without the use of points?

And how do we maximise the use as standard member to communicate with others?

Dont prompt me to sign up.. I know that.


14 Comments, 334 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Back In 1850 !   9/2/2010

DO you know what happened 160 years ago this fall, back in 1850?

California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.
...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 10 Votes ,0.80 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Sentence structure is important !   9/2/2010

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack.

It was a tough decision because they were both decent workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in that day with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take ...


2 Comments, 65 Views, 11 Votes ,1.11 Score
chacolatethunda3 37 M
2  Articles
The Art of Kissing   9/1/2010

Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks out with very few blood stains. All over a seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport on earth?

Some say "football". Some say "baseball". Canadians say "hockey". The rest of the world says "soccer". (Actually, they say "football", ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Life is easy !   8/30/2010

Life is easy. It's the people who make it fucking difficult. ...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Birthday !   8/30/2010

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita....


1 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
nipple hair   8/27/2010

I have dated a few women with hairs on their nipples and around them. Also some that a string of hairs up to and around their belly button. Does this turn anyone on other than me ?


3 Comments, 50 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
gagonmycock14 42 M
27  Articles
pictures online   8/26/2010

ask for atleast 3 pictures if you meet someone online. why 3? to make sure that the person you met online is not someone who is fake. ask them to take an instant picture or go on cam. if they keep running away from the idea, then they are probably not who they say they are..


2 Comments, 51 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
luckyshamrock007 33 M
6  Articles
when in doubt !   8/25/2010

when in doubt say no!


5 Comments, 100 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Advice for Gold And Silver Members   8/24/2010

Just a quick reminder to you gold and silver members, If you see someone you are interested in and they are a basic member, Send them an email message instead of a flirt. The basic members cant send anything back intill you say hi with a note.


3 Comments, 62 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
queen for a day   8/24/2010

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes
Flirts   8/23/2010

I am new here so I don't know that much about whats going on. This morning I looked at my flirts received. I had more flirts than views and all but 2 were either turned off or inactive. WFT?? What is up with that?


5 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes
wesucku2 61 C
10  Articles
How big of cock do you need?   8/22/2010

This is something you should keep in mind when you going to have a 3some or whatever that involves an other cock to your bedroom with your wife getting fucked by it. If you have any say always go for the cock that is not making your cock look like it belongs to a ten year old boy. She might not say it was not a big difference shes is being kind so dont let her make that choice it could be ...


3 Comments, 253 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
danielcoby84 43 C
1  Article
Females and couples please answer this question!!!!   8/21/2010

Me and my girl are very sexually active, but very responsible. We want to involve another female, that is why we are on this site. The question is, What are the appropriate steps to take to avoid STD's. It would be a big turn on to watch my girl with another hot chick, or join in, but I am not willing to risk anything, I have a great sex life as it is. The only way I can think of is asking ...


1 Comments, 67 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Premature Ejaculation   8/15/2010

Got any ideas on how to cure this problem with out going to the docotors office


5 Comments, 162 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
evertything is big in texas   8/14/2010

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
tucson_youngbuck 33 M
1  Article
The perfect condom!   8/14/2010

How do you choose the perfect condom?

Ive tried many brands, types, and styles, and I have a few favorites. But how do you choose the one and only condom that will no doubt work for both parties? So far I have a couple favorites (they work for me), but there were a couple instances where it wasn't liked by a few women. I know everyone is different. We all have our likes and dislikes, and ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Email Advice   8/13/2010

You have before you a new e-mail message. Your mission: Address it properly. Enter a useful, descriptive subject line. And craft a message that's courteous and easy to read.

What could be so hard about that? Just take a look at your in-box. Busy e-mailers often ignore common courtesies like proper spelling; beginning e-mailers often aren't familiar with some of the basic rules of the ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes
Romantic Ideas   8/13/2010

Top 10 Love Ideas With the changing times, expression has taken a backseat. One of the best ways to express your love to your lover would be by sending him/her flowers to his/her workplace. Do not forget to attach a small ‘miss you’ note to the bouquet. If budget is not a concern, the most adept idea would be to secretly arrange for a surprise romantic weekend getaway. To add to the ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Tokyo   8/13/2010

In my mongering experience I have found four types of providers/stablishments about which I will speak here. I have no experience with agencies (such as Boo, AM or Alla) or with upscale soaplands.

1. Pick salons.

In the past I visited Sugamo salons several times. With time, I must say, the service quality has decreased to the point of making them not worth the visit.

My ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Fun_Grl_In_NM 36 F
1  Article
Talking to ladies   8/10/2010

When first contacting a lady, please be respectful and don't just assume she wants to get laid too...


3 Comments, 130 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
Do women prefer...   8/4/2010

Do women prefer to receive a "picture" on the first email/contact? Or do they prefer to get to know basic information first? Also, should the first pic being just a facial picture, or something more "revealing"...?


5 Comments, 128 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
just because   7/31/2010

All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A corrected paragraph follows.



He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by fifteen sons:

Sooflay, a restaurateur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
lawyers   7/31/2010

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.



Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.



What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.



Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.



Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good! ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
WEBOTHCANSQUIRT 50 C
1  Article
FEMALE SQUIRTERS   7/26/2010

My question is to the squirters out there. Is the feeling for you different from a regular orgasm? Will this happen every time i cum? And is there something i can do to make more cum out (like u see in porn movies)? My husband is so turned on by the fact that I SHOT OFF IN HIS MOUTH, that i want to be able to really flood!!!!


3 Comments, 255 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
djohns21979 44 M
1  Article
Do Flirts work?   7/21/2010

Have you found that flirts catch the attention of someone you are interested in or are they almost always ignored? How about hotlisting someone? Have you found that initiating contact via email is really the only way to strike up something on here? Thanks.


5 Comments, 111 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent!   7/20/2010

Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent.

To the contrary, he is brilliant.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos, thereby destroying capitalism and our country from within.
...


14 Comments, 170 Views, 24 Votes ,2.68 Score
Bruenor3787428 32 M
2  Articles
Standard Member   7/11/2010

Ive gotten about 3 emails now and i want to read them, yet can't! I click on the subject and it takes me to the upgrade page.. i went into the help area and it said it does this automatically.. that you should click on the Home button, but when the upgrade page comes up theres none of the choices up top.. so my question is. How the hell do i read/reply to my msg's?


6 Comments, 123 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
rm_kamadev22 49 C
1  Article
add spice to ur sex life   7/7/2010

this my advice to all married cpls frm india.we indians feel proud to be honest to our spouces.in return we suffer throughout our life.we just pass time on beds slepeing with the same partner for years with out having any taste.we also had the same situation.i dont know my wife also felt like that.one fine night she offered me to have sex with her close friend.she wae a virgin girl 20 years old .


0 Comments, 134 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Accidents !   7/7/2010

in the front seats of cars can cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seats of cars can cause .
...


3 Comments, 40 Views, 13 Votes ,3.31 Score
all_alone3 37 M
29  Articles
extra skin   7/1/2010

i was circumcised as a baby and i now notice that when i have an erection that i have extra skin on my shaft that when pulled back make my penis longer does the extra skin on my penis means it could grow more or just left over fore skin


3 Comments, 39 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
sweetnsexyinEvv 28 F
1  Article
clit hood piercing   6/30/2010

I am seriously considering getting a vertical hood piercing. I want to gather opinions from guys and girls. Is it hot or not ? also any info from girls who have this done. Does it really make things extra sensitive ???? Is it something I should do??? Thanx so much in advance for all your comments.




4 Comments, 181 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
3ways?   6/30/2010

Me and my boyfriend have been trying to find a girl to have a 3way with for some time now and nothing ever seems to work out. yes we have messed with a few girls but we were kind of looking for more of a girlfriend for me and he can watch and jump in on the action. but we have not had much luck in finding someone down for that in out small area. Does anyone have any advice on how to find a girl ...


4 Comments, 112 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
boredinnga 42 M
1  Article
Women who cant orgasm   6/30/2010

I had been involved with a woman recently who couldnt have an orgasm. She says she has never had one with any of her partners, and has literally lost interest in sex all together because of this. Any women out there wanna chime in?


3 Comments, 126 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
FillingUup32 35 M
6  Articles
For all the no shows out there   6/11/2010

NO Shows: You know who you are and this is for you.

You guys want to fuck so badly, That is the one thing I am sure of. You talk and email like you know what you are doing. You talk about past sexual encounters. You comment on what you don't like and what you have liked in the past. How much experience you have. I used to run into you all the time in the past when trying to get ...


0 Comments, 115 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Spectras 44 M
1  Article
A bit of advice for new men on this site.   6/8/2010

Welcome to HornyWife. Many times people will sign up for this site thinking that it is an instant hook up site. Some of you have probably figured out by now that is not the case. However, do not fear this site is a marvelous creation at times. Think of this site as a bar. You go in and buy drinks for ladies and chat around to find the woman you may be interested in.

I have ...


14 Comments, 498 Views, 29 Votes ,6.85 Score
Orion77979 33 M
2  Articles
Friends or Headaches?   6/7/2010

People make choices every day. We choose what to eat, what clothes to wear, what order to do things in, and what items to buy at the store. We also choose who we associate with and who we befriend. I’ve had many different types of friends, and while most turned out to be good choices, a few just ended up being nothing but migraines and stressors. Some of the worst types I’ve encountered ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Orion77979 33 M
2  Articles
Movin' On Up   6/7/2010

Do you ever wish you were the boss? Are you ready to prove yourself to the higher-ups?

For a long time I mistakenly put my best efforts into my jobs, hoping that by doing my best and showing I cared, I would not only feel personally satisfied, but I would also draw positive attention from the bosses and increase my opportunities for better money and more responsibility. Unfortunately, ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Old and young wise !   5/27/2010

You don't get to be old by being no fool.

A lot of young wise men and women are deader than a mackerel.
...


2 Comments, 33 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
Many woman ask the question - What do men want?   5/24/2010

Seriously.. guys what do you want out of a relashionship?

Best answer i came up with: A fulfilling, healthy, happy relationship.

Simple enough...

Here are the top 5 answers ___________________________ 1. Men want a fun and exciting companion.

2. Men want great sex (consistent, frequent, and passionate lovemaking score high with men).

3. Men want to ...


3 Comments, 111 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Angry !   5/21/2010

Sometimes when a person is angry they may have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel....


3 Comments, 57 Views, 14 Votes ,0.74 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Money !   5/21/2010

Money is a lousy way of keeping score....


2 Comments, 43 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Heroes !   5/21/2010

Heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences....


3 Comments, 42 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
shycaliman 53 M
10  Articles
A rip off site   5/17/2010

Well I went and did a smart thing for once...I went and checked out to see if a site was legit....and NO IT WASN'T. The site I refer to is onlinedatesafe+. Their only purpose is go get you hooked up onto different sites without your knowledge and without giving you enough time to cancel the memberships. I had come across it once or twice before but never did sign up for it. Now I am ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Household Tip   5/16/2010

Absolutely Brilliant Household Tip

Always keep several get well cards on the mantle.. So if unexpected guests arrive, They will think you've been sick and unable to clean.


1 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
WTF   5/14/2010

I would just like to say thank you to all the dozens of men and groups of men in my area that think Im hot and would like to give me a good fucking time.

HOWEVER, Why is that I haven't Had ONE female in my area look at my profile, much less message me. I admit there have been a good number of couples wink at me but that is it NO MESSAGES, from them either, Seriously I know math, there ...


2 Comments, 119 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Some days !   5/13/2010

Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your ass out of the bind you've gotten yourself into. ...


5 Comments, 50 Views, 14 Votes ,1.38 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Grudge !   5/12/2010

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge....


2 Comments, 45 Views, 13 Votes ,0.79 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Lawyers !   5/10/2010

99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name. ...


4 Comments, 40 Views, 18 Votes ,1.35 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Barack Obama jokes !   5/10/2010

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?

A: His followers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
...


4 Comments, 67 Views, 17 Votes ,1.57 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Life is short !   5/10/2010

Life is short ! Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. ...


3 Comments, 35 Views, 18 Votes ,0.81 Score
mytoy4u 53 M
2  Articles
how to last longer   5/7/2010

ok some women i last a long time & some i simply dont, im not sure if its because some moan more & that makes it happen faster or not, anyway my question is how does a guy get to be sure he can last longer & not feel he may look stupid in the bedroom with a new woman?


4 Comments, 130 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Traffic Camera!   5/3/2010

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 17 Votes ,1.43 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Sucess !   5/1/2010

SUCCESS is;

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
...


2 Comments, 39 Views, 16 Votes ,1.66 Score
PVKCouple 50 C
3  Articles
Couples who are looking for a female partner...your experiences using HornyWife   5/1/2010

Hoping to hear from some couples that have had some experience with using this site to meet women to actually meet/join you for friendship and more. We have only been a part of this site for maybe 6 weeks now and we are starting to wonder what kind of success rate other couples have had. So far our success (or lack thereof) has been limited to:

1) People who express genuine interest ...


5 Comments, 80 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
rm_ghotboy 40 M
4  Articles
how to start   4/30/2010

STep one- sit together and see in her eyes see her lips then start from talking some word about her body or beuity how hot she is after that hold her hand then play with her boobs ask her what she want how she want u, inside her from back or from frount enjoy


1 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Aging !   4/28/2010

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is a helluva fucking change from being young.


3 Comments, 63 Views, 24 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
That's right ! !   4/27/2010

Never miss a good chance to shut up....


5 Comments, 89 Views, 29 Votes
tommygun198212 35 T
0  Articles
Crossdressing- First step Out!   4/27/2010

let me share my experiences on how I am able to freely going out in full femme form.

#1. First and foremost, tell yourself this:

"No one would reconize you!" - However, if you are seen with something that will associate you with your regular self, e.g. driving your car, chances are they will. - Conclusion - As an initial step, disassociate your femme self with your regular ...


3 Comments, 271 Views, 8 Votes ,5.80 Score
Approaching a Woman at the Club to ask for a Dance   4/24/2010

I wanted to get some advice as to the proper way to approach a woman at a club for a Dance?

My approach, which I think is non-pressuring or rude, but mature. As a side note, I'm not the type to grab a woman's ass to get here attention.

"Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. My name is X, and I was wondering if you would like to dance?"

The responses I have received are... 1) I ...


3 Comments, 29 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS!   4/17/2010

Read why !

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden ...


7 Comments, 117 Views, 24 Votes ,0.29 Score
Older men---Younger women   4/14/2010

...just wondered how many of the stories posted in various places here (Erotic, etc.) are real or daydream fantasies when they relate to older men (e.g., 60s) and younger women (20s-30s).

Admittedly older men are very attracted to young women, but I have difficulty seeing a younger woman actually being attracted to an older man for sex.

I am an older, attractive male, and seem ...


4 Comments, 131 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Leela1978 45 F
12  Articles
Djinn of Alladin   4/13/2010

The house was full of relatives and guests. Celebrations had started a full week ahead of my marriage. Regular dancing, singing and music sessions were held by girls and ladies with much glee. This also provided a cheerful platform for gossip as also an occasion for elders to share their experiences and tender advice. Fresh henna paste had been applied to my hands and feet in beautiful floral ...


4 Comments, 158 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
rm_swf2323 49 M
1  Article
Online Dating: Social Skills 101   4/10/2010

After the n-th initial e-m thread which fizzled nearly before they got started I felt compelled to write about online social skills.

Note this is written from a guy's perspective...

Think about what happens if you're in a place where singles are expecting to meet other singles (a bar if you will).

Typical pattern is: Guy checks out girl, girl checks out guy, guy asks ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles
D/s BDSM   4/5/2010

Years back, I used to send out little email 'NewBie' info packs to people getting into or thinking about D/s.. I used to send out 'NewBie' info packs back in My local BBS and later AOhelL days.. Thought I'd share it.. I updated it slightly.. But please share your thoughts as well... So here.. without further ado.. My D/s thoughts..

D/s...

Deliverance / slavery?? No.. ...


1 Comments, 78 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Discovery Announcement   4/4/2010

~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together ...


4 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Get a second opinion!   3/31/2010

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your blinding headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to ...


4 Comments, 104 Views, 42 Votes
all_alone3 37 M
29  Articles
tink im bisexual   3/30/2010

if i join a couple and i let the husband give me oral and dont go futher does that make me bi or do we have to have sex


4 Comments, 83 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Emailing other standard members   3/29/2010

Why is it that one standard member can not email someone that is a standard member to without having to use the points you can get. I can understand if you they wanted to email someone of a higher status then yes by all mean they need to use them.


1 Comments, 211 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
bibottom4u50 73 M
1  Article
The cuckold lifestyle   3/27/2010

This advice column is about the lifestyles and how to deal with being a cuckold. Your wife is having sex with another man and that for a cuckold hubby can be an emotional roller coaster. I hope to answer some of the questions from all aspects of this 3way lifestyle, from the Wife, the cuckold hubby and the Wife's lover (Bull as they are called in the lifestyle). This lifestyle is of people that ...


4 Comments, 367 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
rm_ensdiaz 43 C
1  Article
BLow Jobs Recieving   3/26/2010

The more you let your partner explore giving you oral. The better it becomes. Dont give up on her just because she sux at it in the beginning. She needs your support. Help mold her. Train her. Keep her there for as long as she loves to be there. Dont be in a hurry to get inside her kitty. You wont be sorry


1 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
rm_totalrevenge 54 F
3  Articles
Are you a gentleman? Need brushing up?   3/25/2010

Fellas. Boys. Men. Guys. Dudes. Manners are not out of style. And if you want me or any decent woman in your bed, read on because these things along with connection, honesty and chemistry actually do work.

A gentleman will:

Stand and great a lady when she enters a room.

Not text or take calls in her presence unless absolutely an emergency.

...


4 Comments, 117 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
coolkatdiva 44 F
0  Articles
How do you balance a three way relationship and family?   3/24/2010

I am happily married (10 yrs) and last year I told my husband that I was bi-curious (had been curious for 9 yrs). Now keep in mind we have a very strong relationship and communicate very well. We did a lot of research TOGETHER and eventually end up here on HornyWife. After having a couple experiences with woman I realized I loved the touch of a woman BUT I really wanted to get my husband involved. ...


9 Comments, 143 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Old Farmer's Advice:   3/23/2010

Old Farmer's Advice:

Your fences need to be -high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. Do not corner ...


4 Comments, 47 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
rm_ranchoddass 30 M
4  Articles
tips   3/23/2010

There are a select number of qualities that women will discern and then use to make a snap judgment on your screw-ability. Here are some steps you can take to cultivate them and up your chances.

1- Create an element of danger The element of danger is best described as a combination of unpredictability and mystery. If you have this appeal, you play by your own rules. You don't take crap ...


5 Comments, 68 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rsbrandt44 64 M
15  Articles
Divorced or Single?   3/12/2010

My divorce was 25 years ago. I haven't even seen or heard from my ex in almost that long. Should there be a time limit on how long you have to keep replying "Divorced" to that Marital Status check-box? I mean, I've been single now for as long as some of my dates have been alive (sure, I wish). But seriously, can't I claim Born-Again Single status or something?

This is actually a serious ...


2 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
itsallgood8769 36 M
6  Articles
bedtime   3/10/2010

We already gave you, guys, some tips about what women hate in bed, and know it’s about time to talk about things that men hate in bed about female behavior.


2 Comments, 87 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
rugbychrism 32 M
1  Article
age   3/9/2010

Why is every woman on this site think that just because im 21 means that i'm some immature little brat? yes, i am young and very proud to be young. Is this really such a big deal for everyone?


13 Comments, 124 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
KY Intense   3/2/2010

Has anyone tried KY Intense? If so, did it work??


3 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The Economy !   2/25/2010

The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds, " you need to call and ask them if they meant you or them....


3 Comments, 68 Views, 30 Votes
WiseFolly 48 M
2  Articles
You probably don't know how to kiss   2/23/2010

I'm writing out a deep concern brought on by several recent events in my "romantic life". Two ladies in a row, and both were terrible kissers. I asked a few of my female friends about this, and they shared the pointers from their point of view (most men are lousy kissers too), so I'm going to summarize this here for your benefit.

Odds are you aren't a very good kisser. I'm sorry, but ...


2 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
ChocoLoversGirl 47 F
2  Articles
Just Like in the Movies   2/19/2010

Maybe I have watched too many movies, oh wait scratch that, one can never watch too many movies. But anyway, I know it's mostly chick flicks I'm referring to here and guys generally hate chick flicks, so why would you want to learn any lessons from them. But why is that guys in movies really aren't afraid to go out on a limb and make a move to talk to a girl he sees for the firt time in store or ...


7 Comments, 92 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
rm_SPIC0LI11 31 M
1  Article
New to this   2/10/2010

How Does everything work is it worth going gold?


3 Comments, 57 Views, 6 Votes
rm_Bannister49 73 M
8  Articles
Rude People   2/8/2010

I recently went to the effort of writing to a lady asking for us to meet and spend some time together...it wasn't rude. It certainly asked her for some adult fun but no inappropriate words were used...no 'fuck' etc. The answer I got was extraordinary...called me a nutter, later changed in a subsequent email to a misogynist...which is fast becoming the word 'du jour' for women who disagree with ...


6 Comments, 122 Views, 13 Votes ,1.13 Score
Mystery_4_You_2 56 M
6  Articles
Adding Friends to My Network   2/6/2010

I used to be able to invite friends to my network, but I don't seem to be able to now. Does anyone know how to add friends as a Standard Member?


5 Comments, 71 Views, 7 Votes ,0.24 Score
Better to be alone than with the wrong people   2/6/2010

Who you associate with tells a lot about the person that you are. DOn't jump into a relationship out of desperation as this could lead to some negative feelings about yourself, your partner and the people you end up with. When you accept mediocrity in others, you lose a bit of yourself. You are certain to get the worst of the bargain when associate with the wrong people. Look for a person that ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
His and Hers   2/5/2010

Has anyone tried KY's His and Hers... My partner and I tried it and were very disappointed... what was your experience?


4 Comments, 88 Views, 6 Votes
Erection   2/1/2010

Whats is the best way to keep your erection hard with out taking some kind of drug?


5 Comments, 164 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
viewing cams   1/31/2010

I am a standard member, but have always been able to view cams.. as of yesterday, I cannot..contacted coustomer service...still no reply...am i doing something wrong?


1 Comments, 56 Views, 6 Votes
Dirrty24Sex 50 C
0  Articles
Five Reasons To Start Swinging Today   1/27/2010

Has winter got you down? Are you looking for a new hobby to enjoy by yourself, with a partner, or with a group of friends? Have scrap booking, card-making and bowling all passed you by? Are you a little tight on cash right now? Do you enjoy meeting people, having sex or meeting people and having sex with them?

If you have answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then this may be ...


2 Comments, 109 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
rm_hansome617 42 M
17  Articles
Wife sleeps in separate bed   1/13/2010

Hi all,

Recently my wife has developped a habit of sleeping in the girls bedroom, and avoids Sexual contact with me.

I have been very supportive on this whole issue, I have even offered to seek professional help, but she tells me she is fine, that there is nothing wrong with her.

She is in her early 30's and i'm wondering if there is something she is hidding from me. ...


11 Comments, 251 Views, 11 Votes
Toys   1/8/2010

I'm interested in introducing toys into me and my lovers relationship... Anyone have have any advice on how to do this and what to buy?


4 Comments, 76 Views, 9 Votes
18764930560SEX 30 M
10  Articles
JUST BE YOURSELF ONLINE   1/5/2010

LADIES LOVE A REAL MAN COME ON WORK WITH WHAT U HAVE.......AM NOT THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE WORLD NOR THE BIGGEST COCK IN THE WORLD BUT I LOVE WHAT I HAVE AND I WORK WITH IT


2 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
PVCTART 53 F
14  Articles
car   1/5/2010

i took my car to the garage to be fixed, the bill was fairly large, think the guy must have seen my crestfallen face, he patted my ass and said "if you want to come to an arrangement let me know" tempting!!!!!


14 Comments, 370 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
shycaliman 53 M
10  Articles
pumps for treating ED   1/1/2010

Has any man here have had a positive or negative experience using a cock pump to over come ED brought on by and medications they are on? What is the hardest thing you have found in trying to use the pump and what was the easiest thing about using it? don't know what is worse....telling a woman you have to take a pill before doing the deed or tell them hold on a min while i dig out the pump so I ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes
TPetty2 53 M
1  Article
An Observation About Nudism   12/27/2009

I first started going without clothes when I lived in Germany. The lakes were nicer at the places that were clothes free. I was a bit hesatant at first but eventually after about five minutes of consideration went out to the lake near Reidheim and felt a freedom as I have never known. The neighbors didn't mind if I wasn't wearing anything outside either. Well this is great! After coming back ...


3 Comments, 68 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Three way with FFM   12/21/2009

My wife has told me that she would like to try a three way with another woman, but we are not sure how to ask the woman, she does have someone she would like to ask but unsure how to ask.


8 Comments, 350 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 53   12/14/2009

Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.

Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

Boyle's Laws: (1) The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination. (2) When things are going well, someone will ...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
MICKEY4947 45 M
1  Article
ACDC 3269 , AGAIN IELIMINATE THE ACCOUNT OF , VERITO 3335   12/10/2009

ACDC 3269 IN MARCH I THREATEN FROM DEATH TO VERITO335. ( AND YOURS CHILDRENS )

ACDC3269 IT IS A DANGEROUS PSICOTATA , HE CREATES FALSE NICKS POSITIVE TO BE VOTED, AND, TO GIVE KUDOS, HE HATED VERITO , BECAUSE SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND .

SHE IT DENOUNCE THE POLICE OF CHILE, .

NUEVAMENTE ACDC 3269 HACKEO LA CUENTA DE VERITO, Y LA ELIMINO COMO SI ELLA LO HUBIERA ...


2 Comments, 23 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Teasers need to move on.......   12/5/2009

We noticed that there seems to be alot more teasers on HornyWife than for real people. Why? Surely you know what this site is for so why waist others time? Why not move on?


3 Comments, 78 Views, 28 Votes
spitfirepassion 57 F
1  Article
scams   12/1/2009

please got to my site and look at my blog, this man is a scammer and uses stolen credit cards


4 Comments, 110 Views, 23 Votes
NEGRIQUA 49 M
1  Article
Distraction   11/27/2009

Hope this is the right place for this topic. I find myself getting "bored" for lack of a better descriptive term, during sex lately. When I'm stimulating the female, I am focused, but once we begin intercourse....I start thinking of other things and other women, or if they take to long I get "bored" and don't want to continue. It sucks cause I'm not a quick cummer...so I can't just bust a nut and ...


4 Comments, 81 Views, 25 Votes
wantotry74 43 M
8  Articles
Don't give up!!   11/25/2009

Yes, it can very very frustrating.You may have a profile on here for a long time and have no activity whatsoever.If the profile is right, it will happen.Nothing in this world is over night..give it time, it will hapen sooner than later, actually when you least expect!!!


4 Comments, 91 Views, 24 Votes
rm_noguat3 35 M
8  Articles
HGH   11/21/2009

ive seen some references to the use of HGH - and the effects..i.e. anti aging , but also that it increases schlong size.

IS there anyone out there that is using/has used ? has that been your experience? what are the side effects ? how long have you used ?

TIA


1 Comments, 92 Views, 24 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
general advice   11/21/2009

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 5. Get rid of your cat. 6. Sunday = Sports. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 26 Votes
DONMY 33 F
3  Articles
SALE OF MA BODY   11/20/2009

IM A YOUNG DOMINICAN AND IM FOR SALING MA BODY BECOZZ IF U ARE INTRENTING LET ME KNOW WRITE ME TO ADULT FRIEND U KNOW BYE BYE PLEASE HELP ME MAN O WOMEN ME DONT CARE


5 Comments, 83 Views, 29 Votes
DONMY 33 F
3  Articles
FOR SALE!!   11/20/2009

IM A YOUNG DOMINICAN AND IM FOR SALING MA BODY BECOZZ I NEED DA MONEY TO STILL AT DA SCHOOL IF U ARE INTRENTING LET ME KNOW WRITE ME TO ADULT FRIEND U KNOW BYE BYE


3 Comments, 65 Views, 24 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
in general....   11/10/2009

in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause .

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it EF'D UP?

Everyone has a photographic memory; it's ...


2 Comments, 43 Views, 24 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
.....never forget to lube.....   11/10/2009

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.

He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.

Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who in his day had the ...


2 Comments, 55 Views, 24 Votes
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
BUSINESS ONE-LINERS   11/8/2009

Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.

Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company, Nowadays it insists on it. - Columnist Russell Baker

...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 23 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
dress for the job   11/7/2009

this is a forwarded story it did not happen to me or anyone that i know

(the advice ofered is to dress properly for the job at hand ....LO

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned ...


2 Comments, 48 Views, 21 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
no bull   11/7/2009

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.

The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him any ...


3 Comments, 62 Views, 19 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
military advice   11/4/2009

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 ...


3 Comments, 36 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Hockeyboy462 43 M
1  Article
Male to Male Stalker   11/2/2009

I've worked with this guy for a little over two years. Over the two years he's used my jokes to everyone at work, my catchy negs and compliments towards women, my posture and tone of voice when I flirt and today i now notice he walks the same as I do in the halls.

Any advice on how to approach this without blowing a fuse?


9 Comments, 115 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the country way...   11/1/2009

A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He hunts the whole morning and couldn't get a single kill. On the way home he comes up to a farm house and flying over the barnyard is a big flock of fat mallards. Seeing his last chance for success, he takes aim at what looked like the biggest duck in the flock and gave it both barrels. The duck fell from the sky and landed in the middle of a ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
guide to HornyWife terminology....   11/1/2009

Women Seeking Men WORD MEANING Affectionate... Possessive Artistic... Unreliable Athletic... Flat-Chested Exotic beauty ...Would frighten a Martian Free spirit ...Substance user Fun... Annoying Loves animals... Cat lady New Age ...All body hair, all the time Outgoing... Loud Spiritual... Involved with a cult Stable ...Boring Wants Soulmate ...Stalker





Men Seeking Women ...


1 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
gtrist12 36 M
2  Articles
Getting A Girl To Open Up Sexually   10/30/2009

First of let me say that I am not wanting to force a girl to do ANYTHING that she does not want. Things of this nature are a womans decision to make on her own!

That being said I want to start off summarizing my last real relationship. I was dating a girl about a year ago and, apart from sex, she was ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, well for me. However she was always shy, hesitant to try new things ...


4 Comments, 172 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
Love making   10/30/2009

I would like to hear from the ladies on this. I realize all ladies are different but I would like to know how you would like a man to make love to you.


4 Comments, 135 Views, 3 Votes
harddrummer57 33 M
1  Article
An advice to all the younger users out there.   10/27/2009

Hi,

There are many things that i have learned recently in my life about love and sex and other relationship nonsense...now i know more than anyone that i have plenty more to learn about all of those categories but what i know so far is that at this age in our lives, there is no trusting another person 100% because nobody at our age really knows what they want in life. This is the time ...


3 Comments, 86 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
deviousone1977 46 M
3  Articles
being dominant   10/23/2009

OK - so I'd really like some advice on being dominant with a woman on a 1st meeting. Master/slave kind of thing, she agreeing to the whole scenario. I'd like to know what a good first session should be like. I don't want to seem like I'm going overboard. Any advice?


3 Comments, 74 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
erotik_411 44 M
2  Articles
Having a hard time climaxing...   10/23/2009

ok this is kind of weird to me, when I was younger I had not problem cumming, often too soon (funny how that goes away once you get steady action for a while I thought I was doomed for a while lol), but now over the past year or so it's the exact opposite it has become increasingly hard to have an orgasm during sex and haven't done it in a while. I'm guessing it might be because I was having sex ...


2 Comments, 45 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
rm_rowan2780 56 F
4  Articles
Sensual/   10/21/2009

Last night I had the best possible.

Nickolas caters for singles and couples and I thought everyone should know just how good he is. His website is: http://HornyWife.com

If you should decide to experience this bliss, let him know you were recommended by Judy.

I cannot emphasise this enough - this guy is good!


2 Comments, 67 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
SoFloTgirl 60 T
8  Articles
General advice Article   10/12/2009

Don't walk on hot coals, you may burn your feet!


4 Comments, 62 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
oralforladies 59 M
1  Article
Coming on strong or..........   10/12/2009

Hello all you hot members! I need some feedback please, although it could be considered a personal preference i guess. My question is- When you respond to an advertisement on a site like this one, which would you prefer to receive in an e-mail, a hot and nasty, to the point reply, or, a subtle, informative, more laid back response without the nasty talk? Or, does anyone think that it depends on ...


4 Comments, 81 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
hr1966 62 M
8  Articles
extra fun   10/11/2009

during a recent meeting with a great lover she introduced me to anal stimulation, something I was not used to but when I blew my load it seemed like the best orgasm I'd ever had we have gone through larger items & now she wants to fuck me. does this make me bi or maybe even gay the thought is a turnon but also a little scary I want to keep seeing her & she is a turnon


3 Comments, 132 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
cple4cple09 64 C
2  Articles
does anybody have any luck on this site   10/11/2009

We have been here for about three months and have found no connections. We have written to several people most of whom just ignore our email. A few have written back to say they are interested then nothing. We just do not get any hits at all. I have found most of the people in here to be rude and inconsiderate. I would like somebody anybody to tell us what is wrong with our approach in an ...


12 Comments, 156 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
funtimes5718 66 M
8  Articles
How do you find a real person on here?   10/9/2009

I would just like to know how do you find someoen who is real and wants to talk and then maybe take it to the next step? I talk to folks on here and its nothing but endless questions from them and claims they are interested yet they can never provide any real information. it's all so vague and wishy washy that you just give up. I haven't renewed my membership yet because I want to know that ...


4 Comments, 126 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
uncutbuffalo 35 M
1  Article
Is there anyone really here?   10/9/2009

I have met one person from this site.... two or three years ago. Now there is absolutely nothing. I feel that I have wasted my money on it too. Every time someone contacts me on here and gives me there e-mail address, they want me to go through a "security site" just to check if I am "real" and not a stalker or they seem real, which is just a money scam site and a good way to loose about a ...


6 Comments, 70 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
stefslave 50 M
0  Articles
is my woman BI-CURIOUS or not?   10/6/2009

my woman is lovely but in bed she is 5 out of 10, what i mean, she never gives me oral, she likes me to give her oral, she accepts a vibrador and then to fuck her. she likes me to play with my hands on her pussy and then fuck her, but she would never blow me as she says she had a bad experience when she was a . However, during some time now i noticed her looking at pretty womens ass and tits, she ...


2 Comments, 98 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Life !   10/2/2009

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. ...


3 Comments, 93 Views, 40 Votes
Sis-inlaw   10/1/2009

How can you tell ure sister-inlaw you want to fuck her brains out? Here's the thing, I have been teasing my sis-inlaw for a long time now and when I mean teasin I mean rubbin my cock right in front of her but she pretends to be sleepin I've caught her watchin a few times but I've never have had the balls to tell her I wnt to fuck her in fear that she would tell her sister....what should I do? ...


9 Comments, 494 Views, 10 Votes
damerk1 31 M
10  Articles
Texting advice...   9/25/2009

To help women and guys use texting to their advantage, Nicole Beland, features director of Women’s Health magazine and relationship expert, offers the following tips on improving your text life.

Texting Don’ts

Don’t guess. If a message is cryptic or vague, wait until you’re face to face with the sender to ask what the heck they were talking about. ...


3 Comments, 51 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Rights !   9/16/2009

You only have the rights that you are willing to fight for. ...


3 Comments, 79 Views, 36 Votes
shycaliman 53 M
10  Articles
spoting fake cam whores   9/15/2009

ok I am fed up with the scam whores that come on here and feel it is time we men were made aware of the scam and how to spot it. the easiest way to spot the scam is within the first few minutes of chatting. the will ask if you have yahoo. The second thing is they invite you to view their webcam but you have to go to the site they will send you with the promise they will give you a vip pass or ...


5 Comments, 140 Views, 13 Votes ,1.63 Score
reneinmn 37 F
1  Article
Anal with big ones   9/10/2009

Okay guys with big ones I have a question. I'm just a little girl and can't get a big one in me no matter how hard I try. Guys with big ones are always slow and understanding but sometimes It just won't work. I tell them I can get it in my rear if they are interested. I lube them up and turn over and they just try to shove it in. Why so easy on my pussy but try to rip my butt open?


12 Comments, 413 Views, 16 Votes ,4.16 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Oh yea !   9/4/2009

Only a government that is afraid of its citizens, tries to control them....


3 Comments, 90 Views, 37 Votes
TexMexking99 35 M
1  Article
Too tickled to continue?   9/2/2009

I got two questions to put out there in our X-rated community. 1st is for my fellow guys out there: Has anyone else besides me had to tell a girl to stop sucking on his balls because it just tickled to damn much? Tickles so much that it almost hurts, and I really don't find it that sensual either. Next question for all the AdultFriends out there: Has anyone ever ceased a whole sex session because ...


8 Comments, 87 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
LatinLover4u90 41 M
1  Article
Is wanting sex 24/7 bad?   8/31/2009

As for me I crave sex almost everyday but I am in luck that I can control it but I really need to find someone who can help me so is it bad?


2 Comments, 39 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
Hoth2oRob 72 M
9  Articles
When We Meet Again   8/31/2009

I want to feel your smooth soft body next to mine. I want to hold you and kiss you until we can’t help ourselves anymore and we make passionate love to each other. I want to feel and caress your body moving my hand up and down it. Kissing your lips and sucking on your breasts. Rubbing my hard cock up against the opening of you pussy. Making you feel the heat of my love for you. Teasing you with ...


3 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Who's your daddy?   8/25/2009

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details, ' or putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon. I ...


4 Comments, 134 Views, 39 Votes
rm_Woffies 52 M
1  Article
Honest Body type classification…   8/22/2009

I have always wondered about this here. With a nice mixture of members with low self esteem as well as members that are WAY too much into themselves how are people in the mid range to rate themselves? I’m not talking about the Thin, Athletic or the BBW ranges…those are pretty much standard and clear cut (for the most part). I’m asking about the mid ground. Other sites ...


9 Comments, 113 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
funtimes5718 66 M
8  Articles
Read the Profiles   8/20/2009

Why do so mnay people obviously not read what a profile actually says and pay attention? Some people are pretty specific as to what they are looking for yet they get emails from people not even close to theri preferences. You'll get more repsonse if you actually read the profiles....


9 Comments, 78 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Stareyes59 63 M
8  Articles
hepatitis c ??   8/19/2009

hello i have met a woman and we have become very good friends. as of yet we have not had any sexual contact at all not even kissed. she informed me she has hep c and understands if i am not interested in her sexually. the thing is i am but i am worried about what could happen. she claims i could only get this if i come in contact with her blood. does anyone here know about this disease??


4 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes
Del2TheNo2008 64 M
8  Articles
PERFECT(The Other Woman) PUSSY   8/9/2009

Once again my time is short so I must be breif I apologize! 48FFF BREASTS-26 INCH WAIST-50 INCHES IN THE HIPPS, NOW THATS MORE PUSSY FOR YA! AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT! I met Ms. Right one night walking down the street we made a date and 20 years later here we r living toghter temporarily of course untill I find my own place. She is totally committed, gives me everything on a silver platter and rides ...


2 Comments, 82 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Confucius Says;   8/3/2009

Confucius Says:

Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife who put ...


5 Comments, 100 Views, 36 Votes
Are we really looking on here?   7/31/2009

Here we are and are we really looking for fun on here? Seems like everyone is busy or just not responsive have I done something wrong that I'm missing?


3 Comments, 51 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
deathangel_89 34 M
1  Article
confused and would like help   7/29/2009

I have lived with this woman for three years now we were engaged but we kept getting into alot of fights over stupid shit no big deal just sorted them out and got them out of the way. Then it started feeling like i couldn't do anything right to please her outside of the bedroom inside no complanits what's so ever one of our chick friends came over and spent the night which she had done sevral ...


6 Comments, 108 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
SMART ASS   7/28/2009

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the ...


4 Comments, 72 Views, 5 Votes ,5.43 Score
rm_musealchemy 52 F
0  Articles
The House Rules or The 10 Commandments of Getting Laid on Here if You're a Guy   7/18/2009

You get ONE shot at impressing me/securing my interest so don't waste it by making stupid elementary mistakes that are going to get your email dumped in the trash unread.

1. MY PROFILE READ IT! I took the time to write it so you’d have enough information to know whether or not we’d be compatible and if I’m going to be interested in getting to know you. You need to have the ...


22 Comments, 436 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Words for Women to Live By :)   7/9/2009

Words

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just ...


2 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,5.43 Score
BekyLuv 42 F
3  Articles
Disection of a Failed Pick-up   6/28/2009

I've got a new flirt. It's a spank. I check out the guys profile. He's circumcised (hell yeah that's the first thing I check for). He's 37 and is a non-smoker and his height is listed at 6'1". So far, he's good. His username and profile read like he's a little cocky, but I can deal with that. I'm pretty confident and can come across as cocky myself. He's made a move and cleared the preliminary ...


4 Comments, 179 Views, 6 Votes ,5.93 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
From a friend   6/25/2009

FINALLY - Someone is bitchy enough to say it like it REALLY is!

BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
rm_dasingleguy2 41 M
1  Article
great tool to help you spot fake profiles.   6/24/2009

Of course well all have to deal with fake profiles on this sites, the ones that are just trolling for email address or promoting some pay porn site. There are several article giving advice on what to look for to spot a fake profile. But I found something immensely helpful when looking at profiles that I think may be fake.

what it is? It's a search engine specially designed to look ...


5 Comments, 190 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
matching tatoo ideas please   6/23/2009

My "special friend" and I would like to get a matching tatoo but dont really know what to get. We want something like he has one half and I have the other. Any ideas?


3 Comments, 67 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
randy865 33 M
11  Articles
Which girl do I go for?   6/23/2009

Hi, I've got a real relationship problem at the moment. I've been going out with my girlfriend for 2 years now and we have loads in common, have a great time, etc. But there's also a female friend who I think has become a bit more interested in me recently. Although we have less in common (but I think this may be a good thing, what do you think?) she's got a much nicer figure. Also, my girlfriend ...


4 Comments, 289 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING   6/15/2009

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal ...


2 Comments, 16 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
the best friend   6/12/2009

What do you do when your best friend starts dropping subtle hints she/he wants to have a sexual relationship, yet you don't want to change the relationship? Does the response change if the best friend is married?


4 Comments, 71 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
first time   6/12/2009

Is having sex with a virgin all that is supposed to be? What is the best way to go about pentrating her to ensure she doesn't hurt too much to continue?


3 Comments, 92 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
Players_Paradise 48 G
80  Articles
Do You Always Ask ???   6/11/2009

When you see someone engaging in play do you always ask them to join or do you just assume it's ok for you to join in because ... ???



When you're engaged in play ( with another couple or a single ) do you ask if the person minds if you do certain things like Anal , Kissing , Facials etc ?


6 Comments, 74 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Not all it's cracked up to be   6/7/2009

You don't always get what you are hoping for form this site. My advice is to be careful and also be clear on your expectations.


2 Comments, 111 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Our American Troops !   6/2/2009

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!...


5 Comments, 83 Views, 35 Votes
BrandNewCpl82 41 C
1  Article
Trying to Bed the Twin   5/29/2009

Ok, here's my situation: I am married to a great looking girl who has a twin sister, and she has a fiance that she is marrying next year. We get along great together, we are all age 27. Of coarse, like any guy - I have wanted to have sex with her twin ever since I met them, and I think her fiance has the same idea about my wife... However, neither couple has done any swinging yet at all, but ...


9 Comments, 347 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
naughtyred1958 58 F
2  Articles
The need more Sex Statement, what do you think?   5/24/2009

To me there are two categories the ones who are in the group. Have not had sex with their SO for years.

And they decide to do something about it. Like a very serious talk. That basically is I will not live like this anymore. They have done Dr visits, and other things. And no nothing will chance. So either they get out, or stay and play. I admit I fall in the category of stay and ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Discreet Web browsing   5/23/2009

If you share your computer with someone else and browse web sites that you'd like to keep to yourself, then some precautions are in order for windows users.

The first thing to do is to have separate IDs or user names on the computer. Windows will keep track of all sorts of preferences for each user id. And these IDs while not always secure should have a password too.

You should ...


1 Comments, 118 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
on the side   5/23/2009

short version... my wife and i haven't had sex but a couple of times in the last 10 years. the details don't matter, but basically this sucks. neither will confront the situation and neither will move for divorce.

I've had it and need some pussy. a married woman i know seems interested, but i'm not sure how to suggest we hook up. not interested in an affair, or getting in her business. ...


1 Comments, 210 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
uplooker4you2 64 M
1  Article
Cock rings,belts,straps,etc   5/20/2009

Is there a purpose for rings, straps etc., around your cock, balls or both?Do they keep you harder, longer or what?Do the ladies like them?


1 Comments, 126 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
rm_PandaStich 35 C
1  Article
Suirting, female advice?   5/18/2009

We have tried this but with no success, I have followed videos and instructions but it doesn't seem to work. I think part of the problem is that she doesn't know what it should feel like, and the instructions I'm following are usually from men so clearly I'm doing something wrong. So we would like to hear from women. Could you try to describe how it should feel? and some tips on how I can ...


5 Comments, 163 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
hornyhandling 36 M
1  Article
To look or to live   5/14/2009

I'm at a busy time in my life with school, work, and sports. I enjoy meaningful relationships, but have been looking for more casual ones recently because the LTR don't last(due to their actions).

I don't know if I should continue putting myself out there and try to have fun, or just live my life right now, concentrate completely on school, and let the girls find me.

What have ...


2 Comments, 35 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Fishing Partner   5/10/2009

I am retired, like to fish and love to eat pussy. I fish a small lake in my 15' boat alone most of the time. I have way too much fish inthe freezer so I like to find people fishing on the bank and ask if they would like a few fish. I pull up to the bank and get the live fish out of my livewell and put them in their cooler or bucket or wahtever they have.

On day I saw a guy, I thought it ...


6 Comments, 547 Views, 15 Votes ,5.58 Score
blocking face on photos   5/7/2009

Kinda embarrassed to ask, but I just can't figure out how to block face on pics. Honestly, I would love to post more "normal" body pics, but don't because of privacy.

So, can anyone help me out.

Thanks.

Mrs. CP70


6 Comments, 91 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Old realtives !   4/24/2009

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
...


10 Comments, 218 Views, 35 Votes
Buddy100560 62 M
25  Articles
Eating pussy   4/24/2009

Eating pussy is also an art! I learnt it at age 13 when an married aunt who was our care taker - thought me how to do it right. I love the smell, feel and taste of pussy and when you do it right - it can rival a good pound of the pussy with the cock. The artful way to do it is always do it slowly and tenderly. You can fuck it hard but eating pussy is like eating French food - smell and inhale the ...


2 Comments, 288 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
oompa19777 46 C
2  Articles
We Love To Help   4/21/2009

We are rather new to this site, but we like to help people whenever we can. If u have a Question about sex, relationships, or life we will do our best to help you. There is nothing that will embaress us and we will not embaress you. We take all questions seriously. We will do our best to give the best advise posible. Just remember we can only work with what you tell us, so if we only get ...


2 Comments, 73 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Lostladyami 56 F
2  Articles
strange nightmare...help/opinions?   4/21/2009

sorry i don't have a questoin about sex at the moment ...i'll work on that lol

a few nights ago i had a dream/nightmare that there was a widespread illness going around and that drinking large amounts of milk was the cure, however after the first few days all the milk started turning to blood, undrinkable and unhealing. THAT was a really strange dream!! i don't get the symbolism it ...


5 Comments, 54 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
Hi Everyone,Im Confused as to what kind of Photos.   4/20/2009

Hi I'm Frankie a long time member of this nice site.Ive had my ad here for some time with little results. I'm not the best looking guy here but am a cool guy. I'm confused as to what kind of photos women like to see on mens ads.I see most guys have penis shots here and very few facial shots.So do ladies prefer Penis shots, face photos or other poses? I don't know what to do.Thanks in Advance.


4 Comments, 54 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
rm_fineblkcpl07 33 C
3  Articles
The Mysterious Wife   4/19/2009

Ok. We met this couple about 4 months ago on another site. Both me and my wife . We've both talked to him a lot but have never spoken to the wife. He said in the beginning that she's not a computer person so we were like ok. Now the crazy thing is they've been wanting to meet up with us for quite sometime so we don't doubt that there is a wife. The problem we have is, we've played with two other ...


8 Comments, 135 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
still doin the ex   4/15/2009

this is probably going to sound stupid, but I find myself always going back to my ex for sex . don't get me wrong its wonderful. however i know there will never be a relationship there, other than sex. maybe thats enough , any thoughts. I think i would like more . would love to here from anyone with a similar situation.


2 Comments, 65 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
It's the truth !   4/15/2009

Why are electric trains like women's breasts?

They were designed for , but the father usually winds up playing with them.
...


12 Comments, 131 Views, 51 Votes
pinmsa2 51 C
98  Articles
How To Tell If She's Interested   4/12/2009

How To Tell If She's Interested.



I'm sure that, just like me, you've read a hundred books and articles that say things like:

"If she tilts her head to one side and strokes her neck, that's a sign of interest..."

"If she licks her lips in a longing fashion, that means she's interested in you..."

"If she laughs a lot, makes positive eye contact, and ...


3 Comments, 130 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
Poetbyday 34 M
9  Articles
Lovelorn   4/9/2009

I've been single for along time and feel like I need to get back into the dating scene. Everytime I see a romantic movie the urge becomes greater. I'm hoping that I can find an exiciting girl on this site and we can really match!


2 Comments, 25 Views, 1 Votes
sixftcharmed 51 M
8  Articles
Office Antics   4/8/2009

Ok so lately I have been obsessed with having sex at my work place....

I mean any were I can find a spot and a willing participant I will attempt.

Only problem is sometimes I am getting to "carefree" for the location and will just almost do it right out in the open.

The problem is willing participants....some say they want to try it and then when we get to the spot they ...


1 Comments, 122 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
96744asian 68 M
3  Articles
3somes   4/7/2009

How can I get my wife to try and have a 3some? I've talked to her about it and she tells me maybe later! I want her to experience having two cocks in her at the same time. I think she'll enjoy it but, I don't know how to get her interested in a 3some...


1 Comments, 228 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Rules of Manhood !   4/2/2009

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) when a heroic dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who ...


10 Comments, 196 Views, 60 Votes
pleezu6999 51 M
2  Articles
What the ladies are interested in.   3/25/2009

Ok ladies, tell me. What is it that sparks your interest first on a profile? Is it the pics, the first line, or maybe something else. Help us guys out and tell us what you are more interested in.


4 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes
rm_lonely4uin09 65 M
1  Article
Is the advice from our other members worth the time?   3/22/2009

I recently posted a Question seeking advice from other members from this site. I got many more suggestions and comments than I ever dreamed I would! First let me say a quick "Thank You" to all those who took the time and effert to respond. In almost every case the responder was honest and sincere about their answers, and for the most part they had some pretty good advice! I took this advice to ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
rm_server888 47 M
2  Articles
Why doggy style?   3/19/2009

Why is doggy-style sex such a turn-on for men? It is, by far, my favorite position.


3 Comments, 115 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
ivanafuqya 61 M
1  Article
Need a ladies perspective...   3/13/2009

As a male, I love to have my lady's pussy nicely groomed with a "Landing Strip" or completely bald for me to pleasure her.

How do you ladies prefer your man's cock to be "groomed"? Natural, partial, bald??? If you will, provide some insight as to why?

Thanks!!


5 Comments, 145 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_irish84u 55 M
2  Articles
When HornyWife Isn't Enough - How To Find Real People on Craigslist   3/11/2009

OK. First things first. You're going to find more real people for sex and whatever here on HornyWife than you'll find on Craigslist.

As you probably know and is likely what drove you here in the first place, Craigslist isn't nearly as good a place to find sex as it was even a year ago. By and large, it's been taken over by spam bots and the like. The recent fee based verification system for ...


4 Comments, 204 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
Have you ever wondered why people moan?   3/8/2009

Have you ever wondered why people moan? Moaning is a way of communicating or expressing excitement and pleasure. Some women and men moan as a signal to let their partner know that the sensation feels good. Others utter sounds and let their bodies move freely as they "lose control" and allow themselves to be part of the sexual and satisfying experience. Moaning doesn't only happen during sex. ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
rm_bpb357 44 M
1  Article
What am i doing wrong?   3/5/2009

Don't know what i am doing wrong? Never been great picking up the lady's. Partly i think it is because i shy (can't seen to get over that.) and i hate the nightclub seen. It makes me uncomfortable.

On this site I throught great i could talk to girls then meet up. Yea right. The last girl i talked to.. God was that scary, put me off for a while. Her profile said she was from down south no ...


2 Comments, 63 Views, 1 Votes
rm_dombrattyboy 42 M
93  Articles
How I eat out   3/4/2009

Well yes, as you may have noticed, I’m a man who loves vagina. Loves the way it looks, the way it smells and tastes, and most especially when treated right, the joy it gives a woman. Naturally, you don’t have to be a man to feel this way and that’s cool, too ‒ very cool, judging by the adult video and film industry.

When you hold a woman’s legs apart and use your tongue and ...


1 Comments, 72 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
BGdimples 58 F
1  Article
Cockrings   3/2/2009

Could someone tell me how a cockring is suppose to be worn? Around the base of the cock or around the ball sac or both?


7 Comments, 241 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
furleash 36 F
3  Articles
NO MORE FAKING IT!   2/28/2009

Admit it women, many of you don't enjoy sex with your mates as you would like and you are just enduring it because you don't have the nerve to tell him he does absolutely nothing for you! But how long can you stay in that relationship looking into the ceiling every time he climbs atop you? Trust me, that am not a healthy way to live, and it certainly offers you little pleasure.

Yeah, ...


6 Comments, 94 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
furleash 36 F
3  Articles
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO MOVE ON FROM A FAILED RELATIONSHIP?   2/28/2009

Getting over from a failed relationship is not an easy task. For many women they never really do. Even if they get involved with another man, the poor man must bear the sins of his predecessor as she lays everything on him. If she couldn’t trust him and worse if it was his cheating ways that ended that relationship, you can bet your bottom dollar that she is gonna watch him like a hawk, ...


6 Comments, 56 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Xerxes104 60 M
3  Articles
Spunk in the sink....   2/24/2009

I was at a poker party hosted by a good friend of mine last weekend when I went to use the guest bathroom upstairs. I attended to my affairs and when I went to wash my hands, there were globs of what suspiciously looked like cum splattered all over the black porcelain sink. Wtf is wrong with some people?


3 Comments, 204 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Lady_Cashmere 44 F
1  Article
Lady Cashmere Listens: Tantric Sex Ed   2/23/2009

Lady Cashmere,

Please end this debate for me. My brother has just started getting into tantra with his new girlfriend. He was a quick study and an even quicker convert. He also has a teenage who comes to him for sex advice. The debate is this…should he tell his about his new found sexual techniques? I say he shouldn’t because he doesn’t plan to ...



0 Comments, 107 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
rm_den123me 46 M
11  Articles
The world's sexiest sexpert weighs   2/21/2009

maybe we can do


1 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
yungandhung4fun 37 M
7  Articles
lame city   2/20/2009

Hey, I feel like whenever I go out for a drink, it is all older people(30-up) i am only 22 and need to find some bars with a younger, crazier croud. should be visiting college towns or what?!


3 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes
FOR THE MEN: The phrase "BBW" - what size does the woman have to be to fit this billing?   2/12/2009

Do you just picture a woman that's slightly overweight or one that's alot larger?

I would always think it would be for a woman that's at least a size 18.

Also, when you see "BBW", do you automatically assume she's gonna have BIG breast?

I'm just curious to see what most men's image of a "BBW" is.


8 Comments, 235 Views, 18 Votes ,3.40 Score
rm_kilo360z 29 M
12  Articles
Ladies and Fellas   2/9/2009

If i really like someone and really wants to be with them, should i lick ass and the whole nine or slowly move to that?


2 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes
67890poiuy 54 M
1  Article
As a woman views a man's profile..   2/9/2009

What type of photo do you really want to see there? I'm not comfortable posting naked pic's, will this hurt my profile?


1 Comments, 105 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
prune52 71 M
13  Articles
to lube or not to lube   2/6/2009

I was wondering how many people really use lube when having sex? Is it something you use everytime or just when you have been going a long time and things are starting to get a little dry? Also for those who have anal sex do you always use lube? And do you like the anal lube better? What is the best lube yo use


2 Comments, 83 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Does he exist?   2/5/2009

Does he exist? I'm a submissive shy person and I've always been a attracted to outgoing, masculine, driven, agressive men even arrogant men with a sweet side.I love the dominant man who appreciates a woman who admires sexy masculinity. I'm a bit of a contradiction I love kinky sex, sexy toys, and have an isatiable appetite for giving oral sex. I'm also loyal to my partner. Do kinky men with some ...


4 Comments, 68 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
rm_NiceGrl5 35 F
1  Article
Dirty Dreams but a Clean Conscience?   1/31/2009

Alright, I've got a bit of a conundrum on my hands and I thought maybe someone on here might have some useful input...

Let's start by saying I consider myself fully bisexual but distinctly prefer the company of women. (I'd rate myself a 4 or so on the Kinsey scale). I'm simply not attracted to most men and rarely fantasize about them, if ever. I have had a number of great ...


4 Comments, 162 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
qcysexycouple 55 C
1  Article
Helpful Advice for "Newbies"...   1/28/2009

We just wanted to write to those couples who are new to all of this and considering entering the lifestyle. It was not so long ago that we were new to this too. We have been fortunate to have met some wonderful people and to have had a few exciting and incredible encounters with others. In our case, it has actually brought us even closer together and has spiced up our already wonderful sex ...


3 Comments, 191 Views, 14 Votes ,6.34 Score
c00k132 45 F
3  Articles
HornyWife...   1/26/2009

I'm a very attractive woman and just found out my boyfriend has been religiously using this site...and hiding it from me. I consider myself as being a very open-minded individual and am not upset that he uses the site but a little bothered he felt/feels the need to hide it from me.

What do you think?


10 Comments, 200 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
burditt1970 75 M
1  Article
Water Sports are Hot,   1/24/2009

I am not sure why there is almost universal rejection of Water Sports, Urolagnia, Urophilia, etc, as an acceptable and reasonable form of sexual expression, and sexual enjoyment. I have noticed that in the many ladies' profiles and cupid preferences that I have read, the vast majority of them list water sports as a sexual activity that is absolutely off limits to them. And almost no one lists ...


7 Comments, 113 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Pens011 35 M
8  Articles
Can't open message in inbox   1/20/2009

hi i'm new to HornyWife and i got a message from a couple. and it has an attachment to it (2photos) and it wont let me open it. any help would be appreciated


2 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes
getting started   1/20/2009

any advice on how to get notice on this site


1 Comments, 60 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
C_U_SOON123 31 M
1  Article
i need help from woman   1/15/2009

i am just wondering what woman want on this site. i know a lot say they want a friends first and that is good and i would like that to. i guess my question is how can catch the eyes of woman more and besides friends what would you like from me. and if you are local to me feel free to contact me.


0 Comments, 49 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
CAMONCAMFUN 53 C
1  Article
Are there any good sex games to buy to start exploring more than just normal sex!   1/13/2009

After looking around for something new to try and spice our sex life up after having 2 . I was left quite disappointed!

In Ann Summers i came across 'sex games' you can play at home, which to be honest i felt were aimed more at young couples willing to learn/try a little more than the basics in fact i thought they were to tame for what i had in mind.

After being in relationship ...


2 Comments, 119 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
joytoy111 60 F
1  Article
Girls wanna cum on cam too!   1/12/2009

Guys here think that girls have all the fun cause we get more attention, maybe because there are fewer of us or maybe because guys are less picky or more open minded...whatever.

The point is, if we count who cums the most, on cam at least, I bet guys win hands down! Why? Because guys cum and they go! Girls take longer and we really need to cum more than once to feel the same satisfaction ...


6 Comments, 276 Views, 22 Votes ,6.25 Score
help!   1/11/2009

i want to get into toys and i would love to hears peoples advice on which are the best and what is fun to use alone and with a partner! let me know... cos i would love to start a new part of my sex life now! thanks!


4 Comments, 82 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Hooking Up and Being afraid   1/5/2009

There's a lot of reasons to do things in life. But unfortunately, people seem to actually pick so few of them. So often, despite all our assertions that we're 'doing' something, and staying busy, we're really just running. We're running away from ACTUALLY doing something. Fear is never a reason.

So, what about being cautious? What about not getting in over your head? What about ...


3 Comments, 67 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
kik104 48 F
2  Articles
Really Good Cyber Sex : How to write the story   1/4/2009

Really good cyber sex is all about the story. Cyber Sex is really just you and a partner working together to write a really hot steamy sexually explicit story that turns you both on so much you can't help but touch yourself.

I ask all of my new online friends to write a story. I want a simple piece of fiction from their own minds and in their own words. If he can't write a simple story ...


0 Comments, 48 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
lookn4fem4fun 42 F
2  Articles
Help please   12/29/2008

I am in a relationship with a great guy. The only problem is the sex................it's the worst I've ever had in my life!!! He is practically a virgin and I am not a person who gives direction very good. I dunno what to do. Any suggestions...........other than offering to fill in for him, lol?


7 Comments, 148 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
masteranaldocto 51 M
99  Articles
My Reply Letter to an Unsure Person   12/28/2008

I have to be more advanced in order to know the most, you do not have to be on the same level that I am because the way I do is to costumize myself to the requests of the people that I meet. That is the main difference between me and the other guys. Most of the guys in the internet are wannabes, tell a bunch of lies and when it comes to meet and show what they really are is a big disception. I ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Breakfast in bed - Not   12/25/2008

I so want to be eaten. What does it say about me when the men I have been with have not wanted to do so? Yes I am clean and well groomed. I have been told that I am good with oral, unlike they have ever had before. So, is it safe in saying that I have been with very selfish men?


6 Comments, 170 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
Touching   12/25/2008

Men: Did you know if you softly touch a woman's face with your hand you will make most women melt?


3 Comments, 155 Views, 11 Votes ,6.16 Score
Rubbing the mound   12/23/2008

Its said that a woman's most sensitive parts are her nipples. Some women get turn on easily just by playing with their nipples, others don't prefer you touching them at all, they just prefer you to rub their whole breasts. Which is which? Haha I'm confused!


3 Comments, 69 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Backdoor or no backdoor?   12/23/2008

I recently tried anal sex with my girlfriend. It felt explosive. She enjoyed it too! But Im kinda curious how does anal sex actually stimulate a woman?


0 Comments, 101 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Gondolin2008 41 M
5  Articles
Let Sleeping Women Lie,,,   12/23/2008

Is it a good idea to turn on a woman when she's sleeping but yourself is in the mood? For example, she's sleeping in a very inviting position and wearing a skimpy nightie and looks like an angel in peace. You wake up with a hard on and the situation is made harder when you look at her. Should you A)go to the toilet and jack off, wait for her to wake up or C)touch her most sensitive areas and go ...


6 Comments, 117 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rm_clp4u1979 39 C
1  Article
having trouble talking to women or any one at all   12/18/2008

we have been on this site for quite some time and are having trouble finding women or couples to talk with us for friendship or any thing. we have tried changing our pics. posting videos, making are profile longer and shorter, sending what seems like 1000 emails and the chat rooms are a joke 110 guys after the 4 women that are in there we try but are just ignored.

So pleas if any one ...


3 Comments, 57 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
A THREESOME   12/18/2008

HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT FINDING A WOMAN FOR A THREESOME.??? MY #1 WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ME AND ANOTHER. I WANT TO DO IT TOO BUT AM AFRAID SHE WILL TAKE HIM OVER OR SOMETHING. DO I LOOK FOR A MARRIED WOMAN WHO PLAYS OR ???. I HAVE HAD FRIENDS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR MAN THIS WAY. AM I BEING STUPID OR ??. ANY ADVICE ON THIS. KNOW ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY FOR ONE NIGHT. HELP.


7 Comments, 117 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
yung_and_so_hung 33 M
1  Article
help for a first timer?   12/17/2008

hey. this is my first time on this site, i am going to get a silver membership or maybe even a gold one soon. but before that i want to know how it works around here. do i just send an email and some pics to someone i am interested in hooking up with? if i do get a date, whats a good place to take a woman? do i pay for a hotel, because i cant do it at home? what are the odds of an 18 year old ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes
rm_lyonsden1976 37 C
3  Articles
Games are for the immature.   12/14/2008

Look, everyone on this site is on here for the same thing. Be honest with whomever it is you are trying to connect with. If you know the person/couple/group is interested in you, but the feeling is not mutual; then just say so. I know everyone likes to be flirted with, but if the feeling is not mutual just treat it the same as if you were is person. Say thanks, but no thanks. Are just simply ...


2 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
haskins69me 42 M
8  Articles
Bigger size   12/13/2008

Have a larger penis does not mean it will work any better. Men have an issue with this. What good is a penis if it doesnt work properly. Focus on it working properly and you will not need a bigger one.


4 Comments, 107 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
icowackntnow 37 M
1  Article
What to do...   12/12/2008

i guess this is a too part question...first off, i've been with my girlfriend for three years now, and she's known for quite a long time that she wants to be with me for the rest of her life. however, i'm still really unsure if I want to or not. Lately this has gotten us into some fights (and they didn't happen at the best of times since we both had finals) because she thinks that after being ...


3 Comments, 85 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lookn4fem4fun 42 F
2  Articles
BBW-on-Top??   12/11/2008

I am a BBW. Guys want me to get on top but I'm always scared to. How can I get over this? Please help me!!!


9 Comments, 195 Views, 9 Votes ,4.92 Score
Skeemac 56 M
10  Articles
Sexy Lingerie and Swimwear?   12/8/2008

Please post your favourite online sites for sexy lingerie and swimwear.

Recently I found a very hot site for women's panties and swimwear... wickedweasel dot com The swimwear is very arousing and the panties are not too shabby either...

But I'm thinking there are more...

Please add your favourite...for the benefit of all!

Cheers,


3 Comments, 94 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
rm_dombrattyboy 42 M
93  Articles
Eating her crazy   12/8/2008

No two women are alike when it comes to how they enjoy having their pussy licked, but there are some things you can try to make the experience more pleasurable for her. Obviously, you will need to experiment to discover how your lover likes to be touched, caressed, and licked. Listen to her sounds, watch her body language, and don’t be afraid to ask her if she likes what you are doing. You can ...


4 Comments, 176 Views, 10 Votes ,6.17 Score
uallnvme 37 M
1  Article
Love at first site   12/3/2008

Is it really possible to know right away that you found the one that you want to spend your life with?


4 Comments, 55 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
hotguy_available 44 M
2  Articles
My Nine Commandments!   12/3/2008

I guess I live by certain principles that I've worked out for myself. They'll adapt and evolve over time of course, but here they are, more or less...

Look for goodness There is goodness in everything : every place, every person, every circumstance. Whether you see it or not is up to you. A healthy person will work out what they like about somebody before judging them by what they ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
bigandsexyajv 38 F
2  Articles
freaky fun   12/1/2008

i asked this question once and everyone said be more specific...my partner is a freak and loves to have excitement in and out of the bedroom...while im open for anything im not good at comin up with stuff and he would like me to be able to...he likes pics videos..wild sex... it doesnt even have to be sex just be sexually fun...anyone with advice?


2 Comments, 121 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
hotguy_available 44 M
2  Articles
Being Beautiful   11/30/2008

A person who comes to a decision on another's beauty based only on what they see with their eyes does not understand beauty. I suspect that lots of us are trapped in a psychology in which our beauty and the way we see ourselves is directly related to what we think others think of us. This effects many aspects of lifestyle and mentality and it needs addressing. Have you ever noticed that in our ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
lkenworth1980 45 M
1  Article
Meeting Laidies   11/27/2008

I have seen a few people concerned on how best to approach a lady. There are many approaches but I always like to keep the kiss principle in mind (ie. keep it simple stupid). Cheesy lines rarely work and make one seem artificial.

I have found the simplest opener is saying hi. It is direct to the point and easy to say. What you follow up with will depend on your surroundings. For example, ...


1 Comments, 65 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
mattressgeni 37 F
2  Articles
Long or Short Profiles? which way to go?   11/24/2008

What do you consider the perfect length for a profile? I feel like a profile is kind of meant to help you weed out who you want to respond to so your not wasting your time. So when I see profiles with nothing filled out I feel like I should to skip over them.

On the flip side if I see one too long I dont want to read all, because a lot of times they start to ramble on about nothing. So ...


8 Comments, 105 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
How does one convince wife to try anal sex?   11/24/2008

We've been married for 25 years and my wife still has a tremendous ass. I was inside it once 20 years ago(without pain on her part)but have been unable to convince her since. She had anal sex before we were married with other men and I just can't find the key to her most lovely of assets. Any advice?


6 Comments, 206 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
I NEED SOME ADVICE!!   11/23/2008

I love giving head, but my mouth seems to get very dry fairly fast. Can someone give me some advice ??? Is there something I can buy...Also if you can give me some advice on what I can do with my mans cock in my mouth that would drive him wild....I would be very happy!!


3 Comments, 110 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
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Ethics for the patient !   11/21/2008

1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.

2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get.

3. Try to suffer from the disease for which you are being treated. Remember that your doctor ...


12 Comments, 157 Views, 60 Votes
rm_lamsid 34 M
6  Articles
learn from your mistakes   11/20/2008

if you meet people who are sketchy online dont meet them in person!


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A0ECY 54 C
2  Articles
" Am I the Only One"   11/13/2008

Members…This is a repost… I originally posted this under “Swinging” but after reading some of the posts there, I decided that under that subject was probably not the best location. For those that have endured reading all of this thank you. Also, for those that have already, thank you for taking the time to comment.

Friends, I have ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Sex & money !   11/11/2008

Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things that money can buy. ...


13 Comments, 156 Views, 59 Votes ,0.36 Score
muffinkiss 33 F
1  Article
Guys with pics of big dicks but no face   11/5/2008

I have been on HornyWife for a while and the one thing im noticing more and more is the new and old GOLD mbr's, guys to be specific, seem to think that posting a pic of a HUGE dick on thier profile is going to get the girl they want in bed. WRONG.

If you cannot back up your big dick pic with a face pic or a pic of you standing up head to toe then why are you even on here. No one is going to ...


12 Comments, 403 Views, 31 Votes ,3.53 Score