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Posted:May 17, 2019 2:49 pm
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recent blog pic with naked lady greeting her man
Posted:May 9, 2019 4:55 am
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home from work. So I wondered if someone has really done that. I haven't but wish I had especially when I was younger.

Have you ever greeted your spouse or significant other naked or in a sexual manner to lead to some sexy fun?
lady, yes with no holes barred
lady, no but wish I had
lady, no
man, yes very much so
man, if only I had
man no
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You really said that?
Posted:May 6, 2019 5:09 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2019 8:43 pm
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Nice pants...can i test the zipper?

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Do you wanna go campin? Cause pitchin a tent

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Guy: You owe : for what? Guy: because you have been living in my heart without paying rent (oh really...korny)

not my jokes just found at
source: http://HornyWife
had to tell you as jokes4us could turn into you an attorney for us.
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hmm, I don't know...
Posted:May 2, 2019 7:24 am
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A girl realized she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about hair.
Her mom calmly said: " part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face.
She told her mum, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today."
Before mum could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut..."
With a secret smile mum asked, "Was it really small?"
Sally replied, "No... really salty!"
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just jokes without sexual inuendo
Posted:Apr 30, 2019 6:07 pm
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe."
But what does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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Future TSA screening
Posted:Apr 29, 2019 4:21 am
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I am totally game Anyone else?

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Nude Event has been cancelled.
Posted:Apr 26, 2019 5:27 pm
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Guess who didn't get the memo!!!




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some interesting cartoons
Posted:Apr 23, 2019 7:49 pm
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hierarchy so guess who is the boss and to some shopping is everything I guess.

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Concert clothes
Posted:Apr 20, 2019 4:21 pm
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shredded short shorts and a slipped dick...


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Ah, spring flowers
Posted:Apr 20, 2019 4:17 pm
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bring:


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Fishnet Friday??
Posted:Apr 19, 2019 11:54 am
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I think I have fishnet Friday all wrong!!
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emal to a friend...not for gay and bi haters so don't read
Posted:Apr 19, 2019 7:22 am
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You invite me in. You are wearing a tshirt, slacks, (with underwear) and socks no shoes. We hug maybe a small kiss or not. We sit on the sofa or you lead me to the bed room. We don't waste time. As I sit next to you I put my hand on your leg. You lean back on the sofa or bed. My hands explore your legs moving to your crotch. I tease your crotch. I move to the belt if you have one and loosen your pants. Once unzipped I begin to remove them completely. Now in your tshirt and underwear and socks. This time I play with your chest rubbing your nipples through the shirt. Slowly I remove your tshirt. Now in your under wear and socks. My hands play around your cock. Slowly I remove your underwear. Now in your socks. I start at your ankles and kiss both legs as I slowly move up to your cock. Once there I kiss your balls and your cock. Then lick them. Then slowly take your cock in my mouth. You say stop, then say something nasty like strip you cunt or take off your clothes fagdaddy. Once naked you tell me to suck it baby and you put your hands on my head and push in deep. I hope you would enjoy that.
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group of visuals
Posted:Apr 18, 2019 7:38 pm
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