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A sucker punching rabbit It was recently demonstrated to through visual evidence there's a very strong possibility this is not my original reality . How I got here is unknown but the most likely culprit is passing through a wormhole . first I thought this must have happened fairly recently but upon further reflection there's no reason to believe . The only thing I can say for sure is I was in my original dimension in 1999 . My initial reaction to this revelation was I should probably try to find out when I crossed over but quickly I realized it really doesn't matter - here now and things are so similar I didn't notice possibly for 19 . But then I changed my mind again and realized doesn't mean there might be some horrible surprises coming my way . The me from this reality might be a serial killer who leaves no trace right ? How would I know just from stepping into this world ? He might be a drug smuggler . Maybe he did all kinds of bad shit no one I see regularly knows about . Maybe he went to Majorca every three and sacrificed a buffalo to almighty Zeus . But even setting aside his life actually could have been way different without noticing - I mean how much of your past do you interact with on a day to day basis ? Not much . I think if I were to write about this the first act would be him slowly coming to the realization it had happened . The second act would be him getting insanely obsessed with figuring out when/why/how it happened to the point it's ruining his life and everyone things he's crazy . In the third act he would to accept there's nothing he can do about it so he should just live whatever life he has . not sure if 's a very satisfying conclusion though . So if you're talking to sometime about something we did together or something I said or just some event in the past and I don't know what you're talking about it's because I wasn't here for , if it happened after 1999 . Or I just forgot about it . It would be interesting if the time I crossed over to this world was on the stoke of midnight on 1999 - seems like a hook people would enjoy . Going back to framing this as a story I think if it was a movie the final scene would be the guy basically being convinced he's crazy and he isn't from another world - and then he finds a photograph came over with him proves he is . Roll credits . One time a lady asked me what I thought about her getting a boob job and I said I don't think cosmetic surgery is ever a good idea since even though it's relatively safe there is a risk , because you know , it's surgery - and it didn't seem worth it purely for vanity . This upset her greatly . still not sure why but I assume it's either because she really wanted to do it and wanted affirmation or because she was fishing for compliments . The only thing worse accepting a compliment is giving one . I apologize to everyone . Princess Peach v Princess Zelda Result Princess Peach wins While Zelda is magically potent , Peach's magical powers can least match her blow for blow (so to speak) . Zelda's trump card, her Light Arrow, can be negated by Peach's Anger Magic . Where Peach truly carries the advantage is in the physical strengths in she has a varied arsenal , is shown to be much more athletic and has a 's powerful enough to cause decapitation . He-Man v Lion-O Result He-Man wins He-Man's strength easily overpowers Lion-O's and He-Man is just as fast , if not faster . He-Man is more than strong enough to destroy the Sword of Omens , leaving Lion-O vulnerable and his Power Sword can deflect all the energy blasts fired by the Sword of Omens . This would leave the Eye of Thundera's impressive magical energies as Lion-O's only trump card , but by the time it gets far , Lion-O would already be in serious danger . The Incredible Hulk v Doomsday Result Doomsday wins The Hulk has the advantage in strength while Doomsday has the edge in speed , making the battle fairly evenly matched were it not for a quirk of Hulk's powers . Even transformed , the Hulk's physiology is human and due to the way the human body processes anger , Hulk's strength is a by-product of his healing factor . If Hulk's healing factor is over-taxed by taking enough damage the Hulk begins to lose his strength and is rendered vulnerable . Doomsday's speed , combat prowess and immense strength make him more than able to overtax Hulk's healing factor and weaken him enough to kill . Doomsday is also immune to most ways the Hulk could potentially kill him , having been defeated repeatedly by Superman and the Justice League and evolving to be invulnerable pretty much any form of brute strength . Megazord v Voltron Result Voltron wins While the Power Rangers and their Megazord possess the superior close-range combat skills , Voltron outclasses the Megazord almost everywhere else . Voltron can travel between planets in less than a day , allowing it to easily outmaneuver the comparatively sluggish Megazord. Voltron has demonstrated a feat of strength 5.5 times greater than the Megazord's feats and Voltron has survived forces equivalent to a black hole , while far more powerful Zords have been broken apart by far weaker forces . None of the Power Rangers' other Megazords have close to matching Voltron's feats either . In addition, Voltron has a larger arsenal of ranged weapons , giving it a tactical advantage . Smokey the Bear v McGruff the Crime Dog Result Smokey wins McGruff has advantages in speed and his smaller frame would be difficult for Smokey to but this is counterbalanced by Smokey being a bear , and thus having far greater physical strength ; these also serve as the only way McGruff had the edge on Smokey in the fight . Beyond this , the vaster differences lie in their abilities ; both combatants are capable of manipulating the flow of time , but only Smokey can interact with the world around him in the process . Smokey can also change his size and grow large enough to dwarf mountains . Ultimately , Smokey has advantages in both natural physique and additional skills to be more than a match for McGruff . Thor v Wonder Woman Result Wonder Woman wins Both combatants were evenly-matched in terms of their experience , weaponry , and super modes but Wonder Woman's reaction speed — capable of deflecting projectiles fired from across the universe and catching a foe ahead of her in time — far eclipsed Mjölnir's highest known speed when thrown . Thor is capable of withstanding a bomb capable of destroying planets , giving him the edge in durability , but Wonder Woman has moved the planet Earth itself ; a feat eight thousand times greater than Thor lifting the Midgard Serpent . Lastly , while Mjölnir is a highly destructive weapon , it is incapable of cutting or piercing , injuries Diana would be susceptible to ; by comparison , Diana's Sword of Athena is sharp enough to cut on a molecular level and has previously killed demigods and other similar deities , meaning Thor has little resistance against a direct strike from it . 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What's your take on Walter White vs. Tony Soprano?  
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3/8/2019 9:57 pm |
i agree, more please
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Perhaps your alternate universe self traded places with you when you crossed over. If so, you have nothing to worry about. Though I wonder if he blogs about the same things. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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