Wanna Guess What My Profile And A Severe Car Wreck Have In Common? Ah, Go Ahead And Take A Guess. OK, Times Up. People May Slow Down To Take A Peak, But Nobody Really Stops To Check-It Out!=)) :))=)) Now That I've Got Your Attention, Let Me Explain Why I Should Be Considered For Any Future Party Plans You May Have. I May Appear To Be An Average Looking Middle aged Gut But Having Drifted In & Out Of The Life Over The Years Has Given Me A Wealth Of Experience In a Wide range Of sexual Activities. But What Really Sets Me Apart Is My Attitude Towards sex. 1)If Momma Ain't Happy, Nobodies Happy. 2)There are as Many Ways To Play As There Are Players. 3)Contrary To Popular opinion, Communication Is The Key to Great Sex. Not Big Boob's, An Awesome Ass, Or Being Hung Like a .|-(d

My Ideal Person Preferably Someone With A Pluse, But Then Again I Can't Afford To Be Picky. Frustrated G/F's, Hot & Horny Housewives, Shy But Sexy Sub's, Cheating Spouses, And freaky Females Of All Kinds. I Also Get Into M/F/M 3-Sums Which Requires Either Kinky Couples, Perverted Playmates, Shameless Spouses, Curious Couples, And People Who Are Pleased & Proud to Preform..

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
From Jhonny Cash To Ozzy Osborne

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, No pain or scat/urine

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, Ability 2 Communicate

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Why??? Aren't they made the same as every other woman???:))=))

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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