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Articles by the69candylicker

the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Growing number of "FAKE" couples and single female profiles!!!   7/18/2016

Has this scenario ever happen to you:

You click on to view a couple or single females profile and "BAM". You are hit with a profile that states the person is a single male. Your frustrations


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
New Boots   11/11/2014

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly! He wal


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Boobs and Willies   11/10/2014

A family is sitting around the supper table. The asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Mr. Frog   8/4/2014

There was a man who had a 30 inch penis. He could not get any woman to have sex with him not even after he tried to get into the porn business. So the man said enough is enough and decided to go see a


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Voodoo Dick   7/20/2014

There was a man who would not settle for anything but perfection, in work, play or meeting his perfect mate. He finally meet a beautiful, very sexually active woman that he knew was his soul mate.

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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
First Kiss   7/18/2014

From the moment I meet you, all those years ago. Not a moment has passed that I have not thought of you. Now that I am with you again, I am in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The th


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
The Four Catholic Ladies   7/17/2014

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.

The first one tells her friends, "My is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Cajun Math Test   7/16/2014

A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'W


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Hair Removal   7/16/2014

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - the Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and Now ... the wax. Read on.. My night began as any other normal we


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Name Dropper   7/16/2014

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name "Fred, " he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred, " the man responds.

The officer


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Retirement is Different for Everyone   7/16/2014

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. <


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
The Man Rules   7/16/2014

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules f


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
The Pet Lizard   7/16/2014

Just after dinner one night, my came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. He's just lying there looking sick, ' he told me. 'I'm seriou


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
When is the F-Word Acceptable   7/16/2014

When is the “F” Word Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the “F” do you


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Who is your Role Model   7/16/2014

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET!! FIRST, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR Role Model. It's CRAZY how accurate this is! 1) Pick your favorite number b


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Incomplete...   7/6/2014

I wish to express my thoughts on incomplete profiles. I know that I am not the only one to feel the frustration of not knowing what you do or do not see on a profile when viewing it.

To me th


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
Same Experience whether Man or Woman...   7/5/2014

Let me first start off with saying that if this offends anyone that is bi, lesbian or gay. It was not my intentions to do so, now with that said here we go:

After having an in depth conversat


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the69candylicker 55 M
12  Articles
To view and to keeping viewing...That is the question   7/5/2014

I know I formatted this question in the form of Shakespeare. But, I am sure I am not the only one that has seen someone view your profile. You view theirs, like what you see, send a flirt or email and


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