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Articles by Indomitable80

Indomitable80 38 M
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Math   2/17/2017

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Birthday   2/17/2017

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.

‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered.

‘And I had a bi


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Gold Medalist   2/17/2017

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer.

He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his st


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Blow job   2/17/2017

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.

His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?”

The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in m


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Blow job   2/17/2017

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.

His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?”

The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in m


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
The Bet   2/17/2017

Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it’s other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex.

So they all go home to have sex with their wive


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Adult   2/17/2017

Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night.

He found a girl in a local pub.

He said: “I’m Prime minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend time with you …?”


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Adult   2/17/2017

Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night.

He found a girl in a local pub.

He said: “I’m Prime minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend time with you …?”


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
!!!   2/17/2017

A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Blonde   2/17/2017

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Interview!!!!   2/17/2017

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engin


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Blonde   2/17/2017

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Lil Johnny   2/17/2017

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another t


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Evolution   2/17/2017

A asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The then went to his mother, asked her the sam


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Fat cow!!!!!   2/17/2017

Teacher: ", what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat & eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Stude


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Blonde   2/17/2017

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drow


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Blonde   2/17/2017

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drow


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Ladies and Gents   2/15/2017

If u met a lady on here and u both had strong mutual feelings for each other which eventually develops into love but u realize that the other is addicted to this site, how will u handle that?


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Ladies and Gents   2/15/2017

If u met a lady on here and u both had strong mutual feelings for each other which eventually develops into love but u realize that the other is addicted to this site, how will u handle that?


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Initial date   2/15/2017

What is the simplest and uncomplicated first u have had? What isnur idea of a first date? I have never believed in fancy restaurants or the movies as a first date choice because ppl are just meeting a


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
What is ur secret?!!!   2/15/2017

What is ur dirties sex secret that u haven't shared with a partner?


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
What is ur secret?!!!   2/15/2017

What is ur dirties sex secret that u haven't shared with a partner?


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Question for couples   2/15/2017

Besides the obvious of spicing up the relationship, what are other reasons why couples swing?


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
Question for couples   2/15/2017

Besides the obvious of spicing up the relationship, what are other reasons why couples swing?


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Indomitable80 38 M
23  Articles
What is most important   2/15/2017

What is the most important thing that is considered when building a relationship? Most would say sexual compatibility, others would see attraction and some would say honesty. In my opinion however, h


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