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Math 2/17/2017 Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is? Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are. 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
Birthday 2/17/2017 A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered. ‘And I had a bi 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
Gold Medalist 2/17/2017 Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his st 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blow job 2/17/2017 A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in m 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blow job 2/17/2017 A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in m 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Bet 2/17/2017 Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it’s other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wive 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
Adult 2/17/2017 Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. He said: “I’m Prime minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend time with you …?” 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
Adult 2/17/2017 Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. He said: “I’m Prime minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend time with you …?” 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
!!! 2/17/2017 A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde 2/17/2017 Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven. 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Interview!!!! 2/17/2017 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engin 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde 2/17/2017 A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lil Johnny 2/17/2017 Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another t 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Evolution 2/17/2017 A asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The then went to his mother, asked her the sam 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
Fat cow!!!!! 2/17/2017 Teacher: ", what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat & eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Stude 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde 2/17/2017 There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drow 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde 2/17/2017 There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drow 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ladies and Gents 2/15/2017 If u met a lady on here and u both had strong mutual feelings for each other which eventually develops into love but u realize that the other is addicted to this site, how will u handle that? 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ladies and Gents 2/15/2017 If u met a lady on here and u both had strong mutual feelings for each other which eventually develops into love but u realize that the other is addicted to this site, how will u handle that? 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Initial date 2/15/2017 What is the simplest and uncomplicated first u have had? What isnur idea of a first date? I have never believed in fancy restaurants or the movies as a first date choice because ppl are just meeting a 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
What is ur secret?!!! 2/15/2017 What is ur dirties sex secret that u haven't shared with a partner? 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
What is ur secret?!!! 2/15/2017 What is ur dirties sex secret that u haven't shared with a partner? 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Question for couples 2/15/2017 Besides the obvious of spicing up the relationship, what are other reasons why couples swing? 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
Question for couples 2/15/2017 Besides the obvious of spicing up the relationship, what are other reasons why couples swing? 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
What is most important 2/15/2017 What is the most important thing that is considered when building a relationship? Most would say sexual compatibility, others would see attraction and some would say honesty. In my opinion however, h 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes |
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