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Two Dozen of Murphy in
Two Dozen of Murphy in My 50th post! This will likely be the last one of these. Please add as you see fit. 1-- Love makes believers of us all. Translation: Love obscures common sense. 2-- Love decreases as soon as it is expressed. 3-- Everyone believes in love, but wonders if it exists. 4-- Love will cause people to do stupid things. 5-- If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it. 6-- There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. 7-- Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener. 8-- Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. 9-- The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. 10-- Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 11-- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 12-- Love comes in spurts. 13-- A love will tell you that they love you endlessly. A TRUE love will tell everyone else that they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor. 14-- If you marry a beautiful girl she'll turn into her mother. If you marry a plain girl she'll turn into her dad. 15-- Marriage is like a with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it. 16-- Marriage is the ending of a perfectly good sex life. 17-- Albert Einstein Gravity Law - Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love. 18-- You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall. 19-- If you are in love, he/she isn't. If you want love, you won't get it. If you are happy together, wait till you are married. 20-- Love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy. 21-- The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her. The imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her. 22-- The day you decide to tell your significant other that you love them, s/he will leave you the next day. 23-- The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most. 24-- Loving someone too much may be cause for a restraining order. |
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#12 - Love comes in spurts. Also, it's love if he makes me squirts!
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Well said!
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