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### Sexy, Random tomfoolery
### Sexy, Random tomfoolery |
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These are fun pictures. I can not post one, but how a bout a joke? One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”
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These are fun pictures. I can not post one, but how a bout a joke? One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.” [image]
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I'm drawing a blank at the moment but I will come back later... Hopefully with something good.
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Some good pics today Pal.. I was looking around for something but really didn't find anything.. Must still be getting back on my regular schedule after this relaxing vacation hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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too funny spunky! hugssssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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HiYa Pal Happy Easter
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Omg..I love the booby trap one.. Ane heres a funny one for you Pal..Happy Saturday
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Some good pics today Pal.. I was looking around for something but really didn't find anything.. Must still be getting back on my regular schedule after this relaxing vacation hugssssssssssss V [image]
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HiYa Pal Happy Easter
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Omg..I love the booby trap one.. Ane heres a funny one for you Pal..Happy Saturday [image]
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I been trying to find you something today I think I finally have Pal Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I hope one of these 3 gives you a chuckle pal
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I been trying to find you something today I think I finally have Pal [image]
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It has been pretty much a do nothing day for me. Great pics.Happy Easter! [image]
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so nice of the neighbor to be such a helper
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too funny Pal here is another one! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy Easter Pal thought this was cute hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Here is another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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too funny! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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all good laughs .. hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more..................................... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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lots have some really good ones! hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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....................................... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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happy Easter to you Pal hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Easter time here Pal.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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This one was too funny! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Here is another one! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more....... Have a great Easter .. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I did like this one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more........ Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Don't eat too much chocolate at Easter Pal... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy Easter! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Omg..I love the booby trap one. Happy Easter
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Here is another one Pal.. hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Here is another one!
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more....... Have a great Easter .. [image]
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I did like this one..
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more........
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Don't eat too much chocolate at Easter Pal...
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Happy Easter!
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Omg..I love the booby trap one. Happy Easter
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Here is another one Pal.. hugsssssssss V
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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside
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Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister? A: A spiral pussy! Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm? A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!
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A cop is out on patrol, and sees a car parked in the local lover’s lane, with the windows all steamed up. He knocks on the drivers window, and the guy inside rolls it down. The cop sees that there is a guy sitting in the front seat, fully clothed, and a girl in the back seat, also fully clothed. “What are you up to here, son?” “Well, officer, I’m reading a magazine, as you can see.” “And what’s she doing back there?” “I think she’s playing a game on her phone.” “Have you been drinking tonight?” “No, sir. I’m only twenty.” “And how old is she?” The guy looks at his watch and says, “Sir, in eleven minutes she’ll be eighteen.”
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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside [image]
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Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister? A: A spiral pussy! Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm? A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you! [image]
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A cop is out on patrol, and sees a car parked in the local lover’s lane, with the windows all steamed up. He knocks on the drivers window, and the guy inside rolls it down. The cop sees that there is a guy sitting in the front seat, fully clothed, and a girl in the back seat, also fully clothed. “What are you up to here, son?” “Well, officer, I’m reading a magazine, as you can see.” “And what’s she doing back there?” “I think she’s playing a game on her phone.” “Have you been drinking tonight?” “No, sir. I’m only twenty.” “And how old is she?” The guy looks at his watch and says, “Sir, in eleven minutes she’ll be eighteen.” [image]
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I told my girlfriend to shave downstairs. She blocked the kitchen sink, but at least her moustache is gone
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I would've been more turned on by my girlfriend telling me to do her arse if she hadn't been holding a razor and a can of shaving foam when she said it.
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I told my girlfriend to shave downstairs. She blocked the kitchen sink, but at least her moustache is gone [image]
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I would've been more turned on by my girlfriend telling me to do her arse if she hadn't been holding a razor and a can of shaving foam when she said it.
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I'm a big fan of women's rights. I'm also quite fond of their lefts. To sum up, I think I have a foot fetish
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I'm a big fan of women's rights. I'm also quite fond of their lefts. To sum up, I think I have a foot fetish [image]
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Found this one for you! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands."
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Found this one for you! [image]
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Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands." [image]
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
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Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in! A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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POV, bdsm, DP, BBW, BDWC. I'm so glad my wife can't break codes.
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! [image]
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Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in! A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?" [image]
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POV, bdsm, DP, BBW, BDWC. I'm so glad my wife can't break codes. [image]
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Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
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found another one! hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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One hot summer day a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said. The blonde replied, No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning' The exasperated policeman said, NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' The blonde looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."
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Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me! [image]
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found another one! hugsssssssss V [image]
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One hot summer day a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said. The blonde replied, No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning' The exasperated policeman said, NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' The blonde looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog." [image]
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Police: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to? Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery.
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Walks Into a Bar... Sexy Lincoln An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
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Police: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to? Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery. [image]
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Walks Into a Bar... Sexy Lincoln An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago." [image]
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I was reading through some of the jokes and you have capture lots of good one! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving? A: Thanks for coming! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
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I was reading through some of the jokes and you have capture lots of good one! hugsssssssssss V [image]
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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving? A: Thanks for coming! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! [image]
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One sperm said to the other sperm "I'll race you to the egg!" The other sperm said "OK, but pace yourself, we just passed the throat!" 69 is always great, but 16 is better because you both get eight! A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
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You always make a smile on my face Pal with these jokes hugsssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips. [image]
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keep them cummimg, that was funny. [image]
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You always make a smile on my face Pal with these jokes hugsssss V [image]
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A farmer says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!" Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
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A husband pinches his wifes arse and says: "Do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle?" The wife annoyed, decided to bite her tongue and say nothing. Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said: "Do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra?" Absolutely fuming, the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said: "Well do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milk man and your fucking brother?"
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A farmer says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!" Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
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