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They are funny, thanks. I agree,,No Knock knock jokes
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They are funny, thanks. I agree,,No Knock knock jokes [image]
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here is my contribution to your blog! I thought this was funny! [image] “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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here is my contribution to your blog! I thought this was funny! [image] [image]
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Good and funny jokes today Pal.. hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Ok back again found another one for you! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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One more before Zumba class.. hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Good and funny jokes today Pal.. hugsssssssssss V [image]
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Ok back again found another one for you! [image]
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One more before Zumba class.. hugsssssssssssss V [image]
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Great stuff today my friend.We all need a good laugh! [image]
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I'm not going bald;I'm just getting more "head"
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Some of those above are a little too familiar... I hope my contribution gives some people a chuckle. *hugs* [image]
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A funny for everyone. . . Q: What do you call a sofa stuffed with tampons? A: Period furniture. [image]
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I'm not going bald;I'm just getting more "head" [image]
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here is another one! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lots of funny jokes out there now on the internet.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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HiYa Pal They are funny, thanks
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Joke time again... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lots of funny jokes out there now on the internet.. [image]
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HiYa Pal They are funny, thanks [image]
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Joke time again... [image]
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Another one. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Cute stuff, I like booby jokes
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Cute stuff, I like booby jokes [image]
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Great idea, Halloween jokes and cartoons
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Great idea, Halloween jokes and cartoons [image]
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We can always use a good laugh hugssss v Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Some days I just need a good laugh hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Another joke for today hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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We can always use a good laugh hugssss v [image]
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Some days I just need a good laugh hugsssssssssssss V [image]
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Another joke for today hugssssssssss V [image]
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I love those. it truly is a miracle drug [image]
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I love those. it truly is a miracle drug [image]
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That is so cute, may I save it? [image]
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HiYa Pal.
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Wow, I would love to try something like that. would I have the nerve though?
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Wow, I would love to try something like that. would I have the nerve though? [image]
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Ha Ha Pal here is another one for you .. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Ha Ha Pal here is another one for you .. [image]
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Here are some Halloween funnies Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: Spelling. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? A: His heart wasn’t in it. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have any guts!
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Here are some Halloween funnies Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: Spelling. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? A: His heart wasn’t in it. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have any guts! [image]
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funny jokes always makes me laugh hugssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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funny jokes always makes me laugh hugssssssss V
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It is time for the Halloween fun and spookiness
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I should have posted this before 1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads? Hello, hello, hello. 2) What did the baby ghost eat for dinner? A boo-loney sandwich. 3) What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end. 4) What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash-and-werewolf. 5) What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. 6) What is a witch with poison ivy called? An itchy witchy.
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It is time for the Halloween fun and spookiness [image]
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I should have posted this before 1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads? Hello, hello, hello. 2) What did the baby ghost eat for dinner? A boo-loney sandwich. 3) What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end. 4) What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash-and-werewolf. 5) What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. 6) What is a witch with poison ivy called? An itchy witchy. I Am Sperm! The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?" The sperm nodded affirmatively. Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball. When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!" The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil."
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I Am Sperm! The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?" The sperm nodded affirmatively. Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball. When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!" The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil." Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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HiYa Pal
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I am enjoying this. here is another I found Where Do Babies Come From? A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear, a mommy and daddy fall in love and they get married. Then one night they go into their room, kiss, hug and have sex. (The child begins to look puzzuled). Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, dear.
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Good one! hugsssssssss V [image]
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I am enjoying this. here is another I found Where Do Babies Come From? A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear, a mommy and daddy fall in love and they get married. Then one night they go into their room, kiss, hug and have sex. (The child begins to look puzzuled). Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, dear. [image]
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Born with Bullets A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "Oh! You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism." As time goes on the woman has three children, two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing!" Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the accident at the bank. A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says, "Yes, how did you know?" The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank. A month later the boy comes up and says, "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" "No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
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Almost Halloween coming up hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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HiYa Pal
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The first word I see is - Joy. Cheers! A única alegria isenta de amargura é a de bem proceder.
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Almost Halloween coming up hugsssssssssss V [image]
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The first word I see is - Joy. Cheers!
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Another joke that is cute The Washcloth This little boy walked in on his mom in the bathroom and noticed the hair on her private area. The little boy asked, "Mommy, what is that?" She replied, "this is my washcloth." The little boy went on his way. One evening the woman and her husband were beginning to make love and he asked her to do something different and shave her hair off. She agreed. A week or so after that the little boy had walked in on his mother again but this time she didn't have any hair. So the little boy asked with concern, "Mommy, what happen to your washcloth?" She replied, "I lost it." Later that day the little boy came running up to his mom and said, "Mommy, I found your washcloth." She replied confused, "Where did you find it?" He told her that the lady next door was washing Daddy's face with it
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Another joke that is cute The Washcloth This little boy walked in on his mom in the bathroom and noticed the hair on her private area. The little boy asked, "Mommy, what is that?" She replied, "this is my washcloth." The little boy went on his way. One evening the woman and her husband were beginning to make love and he asked her to do something different and shave her hair off. She agreed. A week or so after that the little boy had walked in on his mother again but this time she didn't have any hair. So the little boy asked with concern, "Mommy, what happen to your washcloth?" She replied, "I lost it." Later that day the little boy came running up to his mom and said, "Mommy, I found your washcloth." She replied confused, "Where did you find it?" He told her that the lady next door was washing Daddy's face with it Why Men Stand and Pee Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. "Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers, "What's left here? Oh yes, 'multiple orgasms' . . ."
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Why Men Stand and Pee Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. "Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers, "What's left here? Oh yes, 'multiple orgasms' . . ."
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Forgot about Halloween, how about these? Halloween Jokes Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: Spelling. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? A: His heart wasn’t in it. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have any guts! Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
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a great morning laugh HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her, 15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18. support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. a). Bring beer.
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Happy Halloween Pal .. hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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a great morning laugh HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her, 15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18. support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. a). Bring beer. [image]
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Happy Sunday.. Did you remember to change your clocks back last night? hugssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Here is a clock change funny Twice a year, we change the clocks for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, my normally punctual blonde assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so. I finally had to find out why. "Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?" I asked. "Oh, no, " she said, pouring herself a cup of coffee. "What gets to me is staying up until 2 a.m. to change all my clocks."
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Happy Sunday.. Did you remember to change your clocks back last night? hugssssss V [image]
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Here is a clock change funny Twice a year, we change the clocks for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, my normally punctual blonde assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so. I finally had to find out why. "Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?" I asked. "Oh, no, " she said, pouring herself a cup of coffee. "What gets to me is staying up until 2 a.m. to change all my clocks." [image]
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Some cum jokes The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight." The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fuckin second for a change ........ I was speaking to Emile Heskey's wife the other day "Wow you have a really beautiful face, your skin is perfect" I said "Thank you" she replied with a smile "how do you keep your face looking so young?"I asked "Emile likes to cum on my tits after sex" she replied
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here is another one Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Some cum jokes The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight." The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fuckin second for a change ........ I was speaking to Emile Heskey's wife the other day "Wow you have a really beautiful face, your skin is perfect" I said "Thank you" she replied with a smile "how do you keep your face looking so young?"I asked "Emile likes to cum on my tits after sex" she replied [image]
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Another one I found.. hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Too bad I didn't find these before Halloween Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Sperm Count Q: How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count? A: She has to chew before she swallows.
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Sperm Count Q: How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count? A: She has to chew before she swallows. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Always a good day when you can laugh.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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How about this? My mate and I were sitting in a pub when he asked me: "So what do you prefer anal sex or oral sex?" "Easy one," I replied. "Anal sex all the way. I do it all time." "Okay, then how about this: Anal sex or vaginal sex?" "Vaginal sex?" I snickered. "I don't have a vagina."
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How about this? My mate and I were sitting in a pub when he asked me: "So what do you prefer anal sex or oral sex?" "Easy one," I replied. "Anal sex all the way. I do it all time." "Okay, then how about this: Anal sex or vaginal sex?" "Vaginal sex?" I snickered. "I don't have a vagina." [image]
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Knock, Knock
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HiYa. Love the funny pics
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Knock, Knock
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Good jokes are always hard to come by Pal. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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HiYa Pal
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I was still looking for another funny for you! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Good jokes are always hard to come by Pal. hugs V [image]
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I was still looking for another funny for you! hugsssssssssss V [image]
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fantastic jokes ha ha ha [image]
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I saw the word "FUN" huggie from Thailandd!!
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ps. the take me.. take me now is so hillarious!! hahahhahahahhahaha
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All good funny here Pal hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Old little lady who,, you can yodel
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I saw the word "FUN" huggie from Thailandd!!
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ps. the take me.. take me now is so hillarious!! hahahhahahahhahaha
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Ok then, I think this is funny WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN SEX AND A SNOW STORM? YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET, AND HOW LONG IT WILL LAST
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Ok then, I think this is funny WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN SEX AND A SNOW STORM? YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET, AND HOW LONG IT WILL LAST [image]
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How can you tell if you're having a super orgasm? Your husband wakes up. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than Nothing. Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex. Why is my penis bigger than yours? Because I'm jerking off right now. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade.
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My funny for today! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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How can you tell if you're having a super orgasm? Your husband wakes up. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than Nothing. Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex. Why is my penis bigger than yours? Because I'm jerking off right now. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade. [image]
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Your post today about Walmart inspired me Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan? A: Because they are all Targets! Q: How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)? A: By shopping at Walmart! Q: Why did Westley Strellis smash 29 Flat Screen TVs with an Easton baseball bat at a local Walmart in Atlanta, Georgia? A: They were playing an episode of MTVs "Jersey Shore" Q: Why did Walmart abandon it's plans to open a bank? A: CEO Lee Scott found out it's against the law to lock illegals and cleaning staff in bank vaults after hours without paying overtime.
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Some good funny's Pal.. hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Your post today about Walmart inspired me Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan? A: Because they are all Targets! Q: How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)? A: By shopping at Walmart! Q: Why did Westley Strellis smash 29 Flat Screen TVs with an Easton baseball bat at a local Walmart in Atlanta, Georgia? A: They were playing an episode of MTVs "Jersey Shore" Q: Why did Walmart abandon it's plans to open a bank? A: CEO Lee Scott found out it's against the law to lock illegals and cleaning staff in bank vaults after hours without paying overtime. [image]
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Some good funny's Pal.. hugssssssssss V [image]
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