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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/13/2016 9:50 am

As long as I don't have to touch your "pisstol"!!


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
1/13/2016 10:11 am

He's been going around saying that your "pistol" doesn't have any ammunition... and it's not even a 9mm !


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/13/2016 10:32 am

Who do you think will win this duel? tie maybe
Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? would be fun
Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? I love to try out! hugssssssssss V

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:55 am

Who do you think will win this duel?
It's too close to call so far. You British are masters at come from behind victories, and you have an ace in the hole- the United States Marines. On the other hand, Canada has a LOT of oil.

Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight?
I think I've already been disqualified on moral grounds (I don't have any), so I recuse myself to try to preserve at least some shred of dignity.

Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel?
I had declared myself not neutral , but in a special status reserved for war profiteers and rank opportunists. Upon reading of your disdain for 80's music, I wavered, I don't mind telling you. I was all set to declare for you and devote the entirety of my blog's resources to ensuring a victory for the Crown. Then you elected to defend disco. This position is insupportable and cannot stand. I suggest that the two of you rethink your preposterous preferences in music, lie back and listen to some blues. Start with Huddie Ledbetter.

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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
1/13/2016 1:03 pm

We're gonna need more breath mints... or possibly more candy mints...

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
1/13/2016 2:27 pm

I'm popping a chocolate mint in my mouth and playing Switzerland.
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/13/2016 3:16 pm

I dare say that the grievances are some what serious and do need to be by both parties. I have to say, seeing some one knocked on their a,,,, I mean posterior would be Jolly Good

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:35 pm

    Quoting humorlife:
    We're gonna need more breath mints... or possibly more candy mints...
They don't work on disco. It still stinks.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:36 pm

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    He's been going around saying that your "pistol" doesn't have any ammunition... and it's not even a 9mm !
that's gonna leave a mark!

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/13/2016 3:52 pm

I really doubt that either of you are qualified for a war.....there will be no winners.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 4:04 pm

    Quoting  :

Nationalism is a scourge for all mankind. The real war is the class war for freedom from the economic enslavement of the working classes by Capitalists and their running dogs- bourgeois middle management lackeys. The first combatant to declare for the proletariat will have my backing. Workers of the world unite- you have nothing to lose but your chains!
(80's music wasn't even the opiate of the masses- it was more like the cod liver oil of the masses.)

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 4:05 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    I'm popping a chocolate mint in my mouth and playing Switzerland.
    [image]
At least you're playing. You get points for participation. They also serve who only stand and wait.

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
1/13/2016 6:37 pm

Born in the USA

Disco

80's pop music

Blogland will lock both of you up in a room with elevator music playing on a continuous loop until you beg for mercy.

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/13/2016 7:59 pm

With all due respect sir, the declaration of war was properly declared in said Milli Vinilli post. I remind you, you accepted the declaration and negotiated terns of disagreement.

How dare you question my character, simply because your were unprepared for my onslaught. The World Wars victories you trumpet, Canadians made it possible. Must I remind you of Vimy Ridge and Dieppi? Know your history sir... we are a fighting Nation.

As for your taste in music... Disco was "entertaining", but how dare compare it to the 80s! I am a reasonable chap, thus I will accept your unconditional surrender, and not embassy you further by blogging about the greatest period of music. I will of course allow you to participate in the international orgy, celebrating my complete victory.

Yours Victoriously,

KHU

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/13/2016 8:10 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Who do you think will win this duel?
    It's too close to call so far. You British are masters at come from behind victories, and you have an ace in the hole- the United States Marines. On the other hand, Canada has a LOT of oil.

    Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight?
    I think I've already been disqualified on moral grounds (I don't have any), so I recuse myself to try to preserve at least some shred of dignity.

    Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel?
    I had declared myself not neutral , but in a special status reserved for war profiteers and rank opportunists. Upon reading of your disdain for 80's music, I wavered, I don't mind telling you. I was all set to declare for you and devote the entirety of my blog's resources to ensuring a victory for the Crown. Then you elected to defend disco. This position is insupportable and cannot stand. I suggest that the two of you rethink your preposterous preferences in music, lie back and listen to some blues. Start with Huddie Ledbetter.
Mr. Nelson, your greatest sexually provocative hit, where you bragged about your sexual conquests, was in the 80s. Do you disregard your own work?

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/13/2016 8:12 pm

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Back a winner hommy, back a winner.

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FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
1/14/2016 3:00 am

    Quoting  :

Far be it for me to spread gossip, but he said you're firing blanks... and have a tendency to shoot too soon


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
1/14/2016 4:34 am

    Quoting  :



Oh come on! That's no way to conduct a blog war! Witticisms are all very good, but you need more bile. Personal slurs, unfounded allegations, outright lies!

Let's try again...

He also said that unless the duel goes on for more than a week, that would be blank. Singular...


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
1/14/2016 4:56 am

Who do you think will win this duel?
Must there be a winner? LOL!

Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight?
Sure...not hitting below the belt!

Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel?
I would love to be there...you both are great "swordsmen!"

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 7:25 am

    Quoting  :

I think I've suffered collateral damage...can you nurse me?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 7:43 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I really doubt that either of you are qualified for a war.....there will be no winners.
This is one of those wars where everyone's a winner- like high school sports. The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton. (There's no stuffy and pedantic emoji, but there should be.)

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 7:45 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Born in the USA

    Disco

    80's pop music

    Blogland will lock both of you up in a room with elevator music playing on a continuous loop until you beg for mercy.
That would only be justice!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 7:49 am

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    With all due respect sir, the declaration of war was properly declared in said Milli Vinilli post. I remind you, you accepted the declaration and negotiated terns of disagreement.

    How dare you question my character, simply because your were unprepared for my onslaught. The World Wars victories you trumpet, Canadians made it possible. Must I remind you of Vimy Ridge and Dieppi? Know your history sir... we are a fighting Nation.

    As for your taste in music... Disco was "entertaining", but how dare compare it to the 80s! I am a reasonable chap, thus I will accept your unconditional surrender, and not embassy you further by blogging about the greatest period of music. I will of course allow you to participate in the international orgy, celebrating my complete victory.

    Yours Victoriously,

    KHU
It's true- you are a fighting nation- you can not only point to Vimy and Dieppe, but to Quebec, hockey and the catfights you have over the remaining scraps of seal blubber.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 7:51 am

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    Mr. Nelson, your greatest sexually provocative hit, where you bragged about your sexual conquests, was in the 80s. Do you disregard your own work?
You mean to fight dirty, don't you? So much for "The most polite nation on the planet!"

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 7:55 am

    Quoting  :

OK- if we take Canada (We have a coupon for Canada somewhere around here, I think) will you take Texas? You can have all the helicopters and Marines you need, but you gotta take Texas.

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/14/2016 9:04 am

    Quoting  :

Greenwich Mean Time... my mistake. Is was deep in slumber.

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/14/2016 9:46 am

    Quoting  :

Public Image Limited - Death Disco? You do realize that was released realize that was a "Post Punk" song... not DISCO.

P.I.L. did gain real fame until the 1980s, with the release of "(this is not a) Love Song." If I'm not mistaken, they released Death Disco on the same album in 1983.

Concede?

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/14/2016 9:48 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    It's true- you are a fighting nation- you can not only point to Vimy and Dieppe, but to Quebec, hockey and the catfights you have over the remaining scraps of seal blubber.


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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/14/2016 9:49 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    You mean to fight dirty, don't you? So much for "The most polite nation on the planet!"
WE can fight dirty but politely

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 10:15 am

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Boy, that Italian disco outfit is tempting! I'll wear one if mcmaniac will.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 10:22 am

    Quoting FullOn4U:


    Oh come on! That's no way to conduct a blog war! Witticisms are all very good, but you need more bile. Personal slurs, unfounded allegations, outright lies!

    Let's try again...

    He also said that unless the duel goes on for more than a week, that would be blank. Singular...
Yes! Now that's the way you British have a proper dustup! There will always be an England. Why the hell did we ever declare independence?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 11:33 am

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Don't get overconfident- you're gonna have your hands full civilizing this one! Santa Anna, Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower couldn't do it. Somebody tried germ warfare- swine flu- a few years ago but the independent Federal government hating Lone Star State went whining to the feds for vaccine, so that failed. I'm thinking we should let the Israelis colonize the place.

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FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
1/14/2016 12:09 pm

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Good, good. Now let him feel the full power of the dark side!

I've heard that plenty of goats have seen his sausage...


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/14/2016 3:57 pm

KHU now has 10 pages hugssssssssssssssssssssss V

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/15/2016 9:23 am

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An excellent rejoinder, Most Spunktious Leader. (Spuntious...that's sounds a lot like a given name somewhere in Appalachia... )

You have fought the good fight and conducted yourself as a true Defender of Empire. It must be hell to watch the product of your civilizing tutelage strike out on its own and rebelliously insist it can manage its own affairs, but if you love a thing, set it free. And Canada is a child only a mother could love.

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/15/2016 9:37 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    This is one of those wars where everyone's a winner- like high school sports. The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton. (There's no stuffy and pedantic emoji, but there should be.)
You're looking for stuffy and pedantic on this site....you must be joking!

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/15/2016 9:37 am

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and who will be on hand to tend to your??? Pick me....I'm closest.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/15/2016 11:05 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    You're looking for stuffy and pedantic on this site....you must be joking!
But of course, good lady! Still, it would be nice to have an emoji of a pompous pontificating pedant, just for giggles. The closest thing to it is this, but it needs a pointy hat or some lapels to clutch.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/15/2016 11:10 am

I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier...

O east is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet
Til earth and sky stand presently at God's great judgement seat
But there is neither east nor west nor border nor breed nor birth
When two strong men stand face to face though they come from the ends of the earth.

Kipling

Kinda brings tears to your eyes, don't it? Do either of you Kipple?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/15/2016 11:12 am

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You'd probably be pretty tickled just to have her measure it for depth, wouldn't you?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/15/2016 11:25 am

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You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!

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DaveyDick1950 73M
132 posts
1/26/2016 10:34 am

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